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(Opposing Views)   "In Swaziland, witches are forbidden to fly their broomsticks higher than 150 meters"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 104
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2013-05-13 08:11:32 PM
of course. otherwise there would be chaos.
 
2013-05-13 08:27:33 PM
That's going to make Quidditchproblematic.
 
2013-05-13 08:27:54 PM
It's about time we passed laws stamping out the influence of Big Coven.
 
2013-05-13 08:41:42 PM
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Not amused
 
2013-05-13 09:41:46 PM
If they attached proper lights and tail numbering they should be allow to follow VFR. I am not sure the Swaziland FAA respects magic enough to allow IFR.
 
2013-05-13 10:01:36 PM
Well sure, I mean, wouldn't you interfere with air traffic control after that point?

/always wear at least two pairs of tights on a broomstick
 
2013-05-13 10:19:12 PM
Ya know.... I think this is about the last group of people you want to piss off
 
2013-05-13 10:22:47 PM
"Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there." - P.J. O'Rourke
 
2013-05-13 10:43:47 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Well sure, I mean, wouldn't you interfere with air traffic control after that point?

/always wear at least two pairs of tights on a broomstick


Witches in the US that plan on flying that high have to file a flight plan with the FAA.
 
2013-05-13 10:43:49 PM
An effort to reduce the spread of HIV by circumcising men in the country failed mainly [because circumcision does not prevent HIV].... I guess that was omitted.
 
2013-05-13 10:44:07 PM
"Civil Aviation Authority marketing and corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini forbid witches from flying high in the skies. " - From the article

Swaziland - First world to third world in one sentence.
 
2013-05-13 10:45:16 PM
Any higher than that is beyond the targeting system of most shoulder-mounted surface-to-air missiles.
 
2013-05-13 10:46:06 PM
 
2013-05-13 10:46:27 PM
Tell me again why white people conquered the world?
 
2013-05-13 10:47:13 PM
Farking nanny state!
 
2013-05-13 10:49:28 PM
Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-05-13 10:50:07 PM
Ha Ha! Look at those crazy blacks in Africa with their primitive belief in witchcraft.

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2013-05-13 10:50:08 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?


to steal natural resources.
 
2013-05-13 10:50:33 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?


Because superstitious moral panics are exclusive to the third world darkies.
 
2013-05-13 10:51:50 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Ha Ha! Look at those crazy blacks in Africa with their primitive belief in witchcraft.

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I didn't realize TFA was making the point that those 'crazy blacks in Africa' are worse than anyone else.
 
2013-05-13 10:52:14 PM

theknuckler_33: Solution.


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2013-05-13 10:53:23 PM
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NOBODY puts Witchiepoo in a corner!
 
2013-05-13 10:53:28 PM
Witches cant fly higher than 150 metres?    Boy is someone gonna be pissed.

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2013-05-13 10:53:53 PM

Bumblefark: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?

Because superstitious moral panics are exclusive to the third world darkies.


Who can forget this Geraldo gem.  Why anyone still hires this guy is beyond me.

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Is your teen worshiping Satan?
 
2013-05-13 10:54:20 PM

dahmers love zombie: "Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there." - P.J. O'Rourke


Whatever happened to that National Lampoon hack after he was fired from 60 minutes?
 
2013-05-13 10:54:50 PM
 
2013-05-13 10:56:53 PM

darth_shatner: Witches cant fly higher than 150 metres?    Boy is someone gonna be pissed.

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Heh... negative Ghostrider....
 
2013-05-13 10:57:00 PM

Rapmaster2000: Bumblefark: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?

Because superstitious moral panics are exclusive to the third world darkies.

Who can forget this Geraldo gem.  Why anyone still hires this guy is beyond me.

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Is your teen worshiping Satan?


I think I can top that...still cannot see the woman on the teevee without curling my lip.
 
2013-05-13 11:03:17 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?


Because they freed their witches from the burdens of government regulations.
 
2013-05-13 11:04:26 PM
Is that ASL or AGL?

Witches might only be allowed to fly in Eastern Swaziland.
 
2013-05-13 11:04:46 PM

Bumblefark: Rapmaster2000: Bumblefark: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?

Because superstitious moral panics are exclusive to the third world darkies.

Who can forget this Geraldo gem.  Why anyone still hires this guy is beyond me.

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Is your teen worshiping Satan?

I think I can top that...still cannot see the woman on the teevee without curling my lip.


Always good to be reminded that Oprah was Jerry Springer before Jerry Springer.
 
2013-05-13 11:05:06 PM
Fun fact: In Tennessee, you are committing a Class A Misderminor if you see a horse on the road, and you do not pull over and immediately disassemble your car and cover it with a tarp until the horse is out of sight.
 
2013-05-13 11:05:31 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Well sure, I mean, wouldn't you interfere with air traffic control after that point?

/always wear at least two pairs of tights on a broomstick


Real witches don't wear panties. Gives them a better grip on the broomstick.

/It's a fact!
 
2013-05-13 11:07:13 PM

theknuckler_33: AverageAmericanGuy: Ha Ha! Look at those crazy blacks in Africa with their primitive belief in witchcraft.

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I didn't realize TFA was making the point that those 'crazy blacks in Africa' are worse than anyone else.


You can't ever talk about backwards practices in beknighted woebegone lands of the world without using cultural relativism to say that western, and particularly American culture is 100x worse.
 
2013-05-13 11:07:50 PM

Arkanaut: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?

Because they freed their witches from the burdens of government regulations.


Finally someone got the right answer!
 
2013-05-13 11:07:54 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?


Because you need to fly at least 200 meters to cross the Atlantic safely; and Native Americans couldn't make broomsticks with a west-east trajectory.
 
2013-05-13 11:08:33 PM
Looks like my wife is finally going to have to learn the metric system.
 
2013-05-13 11:09:55 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?

Whatever happens, we have gotThe Maxim gun, and they have not.

 -Hillaire Belloc
 
2013-05-13 11:10:35 PM
MAVERICK!!!
 
2013-05-13 11:17:33 PM
If you're flying around on a broomstick, you are already waaaaaay too high.
 
2013-05-13 11:18:58 PM

Bumblefark: Rapmaster2000: Bumblefark: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?

Because superstitious moral panics are exclusive to the third world darkies.

Who can forget this Geraldo gem.  Why anyone still hires this guy is beyond me.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x308]

[blogs.sfweekly.com image 613x339]

Is your teen worshiping Satan?

I think I can top that...still cannot see the woman on the teevee without curling my lip.


I say Dr. Phil is worse.
 
2013-05-13 11:23:53 PM
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EEEEEH HEHEHEHEHEHE
 
2013-05-13 11:27:32 PM
Why do we keep linking to Opposing/Views. They are like Geraldo.

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2013-05-13 11:28:06 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Tell me again why white people conquered the world?


At one point they were smart driven and didnt give a shiat what other people thought about them.

Now not so much
 
2013-05-13 11:29:18 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Well sure, I mean, wouldn't you interfere with air traffic control after that point?


Just add a radio to your ensemble and go VFR.
 
2013-05-13 11:29:32 PM
I'm confused. Thought it was ghosts, not witches, in Swayzeland.
 
2013-05-13 11:30:20 PM
This is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-05-13 11:34:56 PM
Oh, Swaziland. At first I saw Switzerland. It makes equal sense either way, but then I've been drinking.

And the problem with Dr. Phil, besides his warm caring paternal manner,  is he seems so reputable. According to Wikipedia he got his PhD in clinical psychology  1979 at the University of North Texas, where his thesis was titled "Rheumatoid Arthritis: A Psychological Intervention." One of these days I might read it, if I can find it for free. Is this guy a pompous pious fraud or is it just me?
 
2013-05-13 11:37:10 PM
Well, I guess I'll have to got to another country to join the mile-high club.
 
2013-05-13 11:37:24 PM
NewportBarGuy:

Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by Aliens and Forced Into Weight-Loss Programs!

Speaking of which, has anybody ever finished watching Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS? If so, who wins?
 
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