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(Sun Sentinel)   Because the best time to piss off your neighbors with your Christmas lights is mid-May   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 16
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2013-05-13 09:38:05 PM
2 votes:
I miss the holiday season already.
2013-05-13 09:33:39 PM
2 votes:

Tymast: goofy ass christians  violating what the bible tells them to do,  i say we do what the bible says to do *gets stones*


No, you assholes! I meant "stoned" as in "high". Why do you think I gave you the plant in the first place? Seriously you guys. You suck. If I just wrote "thou shalt make him high", you'd probably find some way to pin people to ceilings. You guys are messed up. "in My image", My ass.

And it was "CELEBRATE", morons!
2013-05-14 05:28:53 AM
1 votes:

Fark Me To Tears: BarkingUnicorn: A good HOA would end this satisfactorily.  Fine 'em till they can't pay, then foreclose and banish the assholes.

Spoken like a true Yard-Nazi. Yes, you could just HOA them out of the neighborhood. Of course, the harassment suit they file against the HOA will require a special assessment from everyone else to cover the attorney's fees.


Your sarcasm meter needs a tuneup. :-)  Also, your knowledge of HOAs suggests you've never been on Fark before.
2013-05-14 12:29:25 AM
1 votes:
Just unplug one of the lights and they'll all go out.
2013-05-13 11:26:47 PM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: TV's Vinnie: "The neighbors have long complained about the noise, the lights and the crush of hundreds of visitors who litter the streets and park in their driveways each night for more than a month. "

At first I had the neighbors pegged as a bunch of Grinches, but they actually have a valid point. Strangers parking in people's driveways and littering up their yards is real douchebag behavior, and until Mr. & Mrs. Holly-Jolly can get this nuthouse under control, then there needs to be some restrictions.

Can't the neighbors call a tow truck and have the offending cars forcibly removed from their driveways?


I think that it would be funnier to put a boot on the car and then refuse to answer the door.

Then you get to do a legitimate call to 911: "There's a strange guy pounding on my front door. He's holding a tire iron and yelling obscenities and threats at me. Please hurry."

/maybe set up a hidden camera and post the video to youtube too
2013-05-13 10:17:01 PM
1 votes:
I've always felt this should be a death penalty offense....
2013-05-13 09:59:04 PM
1 votes:

FormlessOne: "I don't know why she doesn't have better things to do with her time," Hyatt said. "I don't know why she doesn't embrace Hyatt Extreme Christmas."

Anyone else find that statement creepy?

Embrace it. EMBRACE IT!


She also questions her commitment to Sparkle Motion!
2013-05-13 09:58:39 PM
1 votes:
Typical May/December romance.

Never works out.
2013-05-13 09:48:57 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: hardinparamedic: Lsherm: If that doesn't irritate them, extraneous apostrophes certainly will.

Seig Heil, Der Grammarnazien.

'Tis OK, the mod fixed it.  My comment will now be nonsensical to all who visit this thread forthwith.


Personally, I was hoping to see you goosestepping through the thread, brutally beating people with your grammar jackboots and shiny, leather-bound copy of the 6th Edition APA Style Manual.
2013-05-13 09:45:17 PM
1 votes:
Find some teenagers who look like they could use a case of beer. Throw in a can of gasoline and some fireworks and problem solved.

I guess if you're really paranoid about getting caught you could put poison in the beer, but it's Christmas, man.
2013-05-13 09:44:54 PM
1 votes:
"I don't know why she doesn't have better things to do with her time," said the hypocrite who spends several months every year on a huge personal lighting display and refuses to even acknowledge, let alone fix, the problems it causes other people.
2013-05-13 09:33:05 PM
1 votes:
"I don't know why she doesn't have better things to do with her time," Hyatt said. "I don't know why she doesn't embrace Hyatt Extreme Christmas."

Anyone else find that statement creepy?

Embrace it. EMBRACE IT!
2013-05-13 09:28:14 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: If that doesn't irritate them, extraneous apostrophe's certainly will.


FTFY
2013-05-13 09:21:18 PM
1 votes:
It's best to get these Christmas quarrels out of the way before shopping season starts in June.

Electricity should be rationed during December.  Perhaps 10% more than the monthly average of the previous three months.  That would stop the attention whores.
2013-05-13 09:18:52 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: If that doesn't irritate them, extraneous apostrophes certainly will.


Seig Heil, Der Grammarnazien.
2013-05-13 08:38:35 PM
1 votes:
WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
 
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