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(Huffington Post)   Natalie Portman's son Aleph has gotten SO BIG. No, seriously, that's the headline   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 69
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2013-05-13 05:18:32 PM
Meh. Both look fine in the pics, but my kids and wife are better looking. Don't get the hubbub.
 
2013-05-13 05:24:07 PM
How big is he?
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-05-13 05:36:58 PM
Why are people always surprised at the growth rate of children?
 
2013-05-13 05:44:18 PM
He's half the size of his mother already. Then again, that's not saying much.
 
2013-05-13 05:52:56 PM
I want her to have a daughter named "beth" and a third child named "gimmel"
 
2013-05-13 05:57:58 PM

OregonVet: wife are better looking


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-05-13 06:00:11 PM
Is he big enough to know what a stupid name he got yet?
 
2013-05-13 06:02:02 PM
Mama's milk.
Mama's milk.
 
2013-05-13 06:04:18 PM

SpdrJay: Is he big enough to know what a stupid name he got yet?


Oh I'm certain there's all kinds of reasons they gave him that name that simple peons like us would never understand.

/yes I know it's Hebrew
 
2013-05-13 06:04:27 PM
Her: You just crapped your diaper, didn't you?
Kid: ...maybe....

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-05-13 06:05:31 PM
It's almost as if she's feeding him, or something.
 
2013-05-13 06:06:36 PM
Is her child countable?
 
2013-05-13 06:14:35 PM
Finally the hard hitting news I need to know is being reported
 
2013-05-13 06:15:57 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I want her to have a daughter named "beth" and a third child named "gimmel"


Just no fourth child.  Because that one will one to "Ekthterminate"
 
2013-05-13 06:17:10 PM
Huffington Post is a blight on humanity.   That is all.
 
2013-05-13 06:20:19 PM
Damn Natalie - you a crazy chick...
 
2013-05-13 06:23:09 PM

Mugato: Why are people always surprised at the growth rate of children?


Because "people" (Farkers) don't encounter them often?

Or it's some sort of speculation about the relative dimensions of Portman's reproductive system.
 
2013-05-13 06:24:44 PM
Obviously not breast fed.
 
2013-05-13 06:26:52 PM

Pinner: Her: You just crapped your diaper, didn't you?
Kid: ...maybe....

[i.huffpost.com image 570x740]


Change me like you did on Naboo
 
2013-05-13 06:36:56 PM
i.huffpost.comimg.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-13 06:37:40 PM
pbfcomics.com
 
2013-05-13 06:41:45 PM
OMG- a baby grew into a TODDLER?!?!  Is the government looking into it?!
 
2013-05-13 06:55:19 PM
I had my own kid around the same day as she and Pink so I'll always be interested to see how they are growing. Gentlemen, ask your wives who your kids' "celebrity baby twins" are. 20 bucks says she can tell you. Maybe you can too if you're looking at the entertainment tab.
 
2013-05-13 07:17:23 PM

bborchar: OMG- a baby grew into a TODDLER?!?!  Is the government looking into it?!


Looking into it?  They probably caused it with their chem-trails and such.  Study it out!
 
2013-05-13 07:19:14 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How big is he?
[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x412]


He's so big, they're changing his middle name to "Null."
 
2013-05-13 07:27:19 PM
So, fark, I am extremely disappointed. When I see Natalie Portman in the title, I expect lots of Natalie Portman photos. Where are they?
 
2013-05-13 07:30:45 PM

Walker: [i.huffpost.com image 570x740][img.photobucket.com image 445x495]


GENIUS.
 
2013-05-13 07:33:30 PM

Walker: [i.huffpost.com image 570x740][img.photobucket.com image 445x495]


If you weren't already a TFer, you would have just received a free month.
 
2013-05-13 07:41:35 PM
When is the last time a celebrity gave their child a normal farking name?
 
2013-05-13 07:54:21 PM
He's "in print, like Edna Ferber!"
 
2013-05-13 07:57:58 PM

schubie: I had my own kid around the same day as she and Pink so I'll always be interested to see how they are growing. Gentlemen, ask your wives who your kids' "celebrity baby twins" are. 20 bucks says she can tell you. Maybe you can too if you're looking at the entertainment tab.


Celebrity baby twin? That's a thing? How I wish I didn't now know that was a thing.
 
2013-05-13 07:59:07 PM
is that kid's name pronounced like "Alf"?
 
2013-05-13 08:01:41 PM

tom baker's scarf: is that kid's name pronounced like "Alf"?


More importantly, how is it spelled on his Israeli passport?
 
2013-05-13 08:05:50 PM

tom baker's scarf: is that kid's name pronounced like "Alf"?


I don't think cats are kosher.
 
2013-05-13 08:39:24 PM

Victoly: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How big is he?
[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x412]

He's so big, they're changing his middle name to "Null."


In this case, I prefer "Naught."
 
2013-05-13 08:55:06 PM
Fun fact: Aleph is the name Aum Shinrikyo gave themselves to get away from that whole Tokyo subway sarin gas attack thing they perpetrated.
 
2013-05-13 09:02:49 PM
Aleph?

Isn't that the 17th letter in the Greek alphabet?
 
2013-05-13 09:07:09 PM
HODOR
 
2013-05-13 09:11:08 PM
Damn she lost her mommy tits.
 
2013-05-13 09:14:26 PM

schubie: I had my own kid around the same day as she and Pink so I'll always be interested to see how they are growing. Gentlemen, ask your wives who your kids' "celebrity baby twins" are. 20 bucks says she can tell you. Maybe you can too if you're looking at the entertainment tab.


Uh, no.....
 
2013-05-13 09:28:32 PM
Does she also have children named מ and ת ? Because to tell the truth, the last thing Hollywood needs is one of these:
matchbin-assets.s3.amazonaws.com

/ה ה ה
 
2013-05-13 09:37:46 PM

schubie: I had my own kid around the same day as she and Pink so I'll always be interested to see how they are growing. Gentlemen, ask your wives who your kids' "celebrity baby twins" are. 20 bucks says she can tell you. Maybe you can too if you're looking at the entertainment tab.


Even though Natalie Portman never revealed her due date during the pregnancy, the media kept reporting on her various cravings and symptoms, and they were so completely in sync with mine that I was positive our kids would be born within a week of each other.  My son was born six days before hers, and yeah, I absolutely clicked to see pictures of him just now.

I had forgotten Pink's daughter was born the same time - but I remember Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly's little girl is about a week older, because her birth was reported in the media the same day my son was born and I loved her name.

Meanwhile, I also have a ten-year-old and I don't have the faintest idea which celebrities had babies at around the same time, so this is definitely a fairly recent phenomenon.
 
2013-05-13 09:39:09 PM
the kid's last name is Portman-Millepied.  I doubt he'll get much shiat for his first name when he goes to school.
 
2013-05-13 09:48:05 PM
bborchar:
OMG- a baby grew into a TODDLER?!?!  Is the government looking into it?!

Ours did it too.  So tragic, I blame the doctor forcing us to vaccinate her too early.

Paris1127:
the last thing Hollywood needs is one of these:

I suspect it would look more like this:

1.bp.blogspot.com
(Rabbi Loew eat your heart out)
 
2013-05-13 09:51:33 PM
Natalie portman is like a female Peter Dinklage - everyone looks big next to her.
 
2013-05-13 10:07:30 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-13 10:38:25 PM
Please educate me.  Is it normal to name your child after the first letter of the alphabet?
 
2013-05-13 10:42:12 PM
Natalie Portman's son Aleph has gotten SO BIG.

i190.photobucket.com

And so has Leon
 
2013-05-13 10:43:37 PM

rev. dave: Please educate me.  Is it normal to name your child after the first letter of the alphabet?


Cool people use the last letter.
 
2013-05-13 10:50:55 PM

rev. dave: Please educate me.  Is it normal to name your child after the first letter of the alphabet?


No, but on meth it is.

Not even once.
 
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