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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   American Airlines passenger is removed from flight because: a) medical emergency. b) drunk and threatening other passengers, c) wouldn't stop singing Whitney Houston songs   (kctv5.com) divider line 68
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2013-05-13 04:27:43 PM

sheep snorter: Another terrorist taken down.

/Not sarcasm.

//from the video: "No photos are allowed to be taken on the aircraft". But hey a video is not a photo, so go right ahead.


Actually, it's 60 photos taken every second.
 
2013-05-13 04:27:53 PM
DEATH PENALTY!
 
2013-05-13 04:35:52 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I'd be goddamm pissed if they stopped my flight because someone was singing.  Really pissed.


Seriously? Are you deaf? The problem with WH songs is that many of them are major ear worms.

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I once worked as a temp accountant at a company that had radio music piped in to the cubical area. I was seated directly under a ceiling speaker. The DJ apparently had a thing for WH an was constantly playing her songs. I lasted less than a week.

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I would rather be tied down in one of the Small World boats at Disneyland and listen to It's a Small World After All over and over than listen to constant WH songs. No, scratch that. It would be equally bad. Just kill me now.
 
2013-05-13 04:52:52 PM
I feel that there is a measure of due respect because the woman is dead.  But I have to say, if I never hear another one of her songs again, it will still be too soon.

Damn if they didn't play the hell out of that song from The Bodyguard entirely too many times right after she died.  That song sucked to start with, and only got worse as they played it over and over and OVER AND OVER again!!!  It can't be said enough - I'd rather go deaf than endure that again.

Okay, my level of respect went totally out the window despite my best intentions.
 
2013-05-13 04:59:59 PM

borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.


Yup. Dedicated to...
blog.wfmu.org
 
2013-05-13 05:20:42 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: flucto: For this is should be legal to remove them in-flight.

THIS^


Thirded^
 
2013-05-13 05:32:31 PM
Is there a video or not? I'm bored and it sounds entertaining.

/too lazy to try and find it for myself
//damn I am pathetic today
 
2013-05-13 06:02:04 PM

flucto: For this is should be legal to remove them in-flight.


From the headline, I don't think Subbh was creative enough to think of that
 
2013-05-13 06:16:22 PM
Did Joyce Brothers have a favorite Whitney diddy?
 
2013-05-13 06:42:37 PM

I Love Happy Stuff: "No photos are allowed to be taken on the aircraft."

Shut up. It's not a state secret, it's a commercial airliner.


In 2009, American Airlines had this policy in place:  ""Use of still and video cameras, film or digital, is permitted only for recording personal events. Photography or video recording of airline personnel, equipment, or procedures is strictly prohibited. "

http://thomashawk.com/2009/02/is-photography-prohibited-on-an-airpla ne .html
 
2013-05-13 07:09:46 PM

Highroller48: Passenger Bill of Rights seciton 1:
NO - Whitney, Britney or Bieber.



2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-13 08:22:28 PM
They should've just told her to pull herself together.
 
2013-05-13 09:13:05 PM
Maybe she just wanted share the seat with somebody...


Okay, I'll just go sit over here
 
2013-05-13 11:48:42 PM

Delawheredad: DEATH PENALTY!


They bought their ticket, they knew what they were getting into.

Oh, wait, wrong plane thread.

Yes, I agree, thoroughly, completely, absolutely, sincerely.  This high crime must be punished by the ultimate penalty.  Ordinarily, I'd say torture by making the defendant listen to WH songs, but this inhuman creature actually seems to enjoy the miserable miasma of sonic syllaborrhea.
 
2013-05-14 12:55:02 AM
well, c is probably a, b, or a mix of the two.
 
2013-05-14 01:52:43 AM

I_Am_Weasel: borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.

Failing to keep abreast of popular music, are we?


Whitney's version wasn't music. It was a cat with its tail in a blender.
 
2013-05-14 02:04:54 AM

danno_to_infinity: Delawheredad: DEATH PENALTY!

They bought their ticket, they knew what they were getting into.

Oh, wait, wrong plane thread.

Yes, I agree, thoroughly, completely, absolutely, sincerely.  This high crime must be punished by the ultimate penalty.  Ordinarily, I'd say torture by making the defendant listen to WH songs, but this inhuman creature actually seems to enjoy the miserable miasma of sonic syllaborrhea.


We can always substitute. How bout Hanson? New Kids on the Block? Or my personal fave...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM
 
2013-05-14 02:22:31 AM

degenerate-afro: show me: Sxooter:  Dolly's version is 1000 times better.

No doubt; it just wasn't as bit of a hit was my only point.

Yup, and Otis Redding's version of Respect was better than Aretha Franklin's
and Merle Travis' version of Sixteen Tons was better than Ernie Ford
and Big Mama Thorton's version of Hound Dog was better than Elvis
and the Beatles are nothing but a cover band for Buddy Holly, Arthur Alexander, and Chuck Berry.


Wish to know why Dolly's version wasn't popular? It wasn't ran into the ground by every DJ in America (not even on the country stations). I got so sick of hearing the cat yelling I turned off the radio for 10 years. Dolly's version is a lot better, and a bit more fitting in the movie it came from. Whitney's was garbage, but "OH IT WAS WHITNEY! PLAY IT EVERY 15 MINUTES" made it "popular."

/don't get me started on the Beatles...
 
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