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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   American Airlines passenger is removed from flight because: a) medical emergency. b) drunk and threatening other passengers, c) wouldn't stop singing Whitney Houston songs   (kctv5.com) divider line 68
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2013-05-13 01:17:13 PM
Seems very responsible on the airline's part, IMHO.
 
2013-05-13 01:20:51 PM
For this is should be legal to remove them in-flight.
 
2013-05-13 01:27:18 PM
Sounds like all of the above to me.
 
2013-05-13 01:27:39 PM

flucto: For this is should be legal to remove them in-flight.


THIS^
 
2013-05-13 01:48:16 PM
Wait 'till the RIAA finds out she committed a couple dozen public performances without paying a dime in royalties.
 
2013-05-13 02:07:03 PM
That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.
 
2013-05-13 02:08:19 PM

borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.


Failing to keep abreast of popular music, are we?
 
2013-05-13 02:16:51 PM

The Italian Farker: Sounds like all of the above to me.


This ↑↑↑↑
 
2013-05-13 02:19:50 PM
sheesh, everybody's a critic....
 
2013-05-13 02:20:26 PM
I'm totally doing this the next time I fly....
 
2013-05-13 02:21:06 PM
Crack is wack.
 
2013-05-13 02:23:10 PM
Following Ms. Houston's advice I learned to love myself. They kicked me of a plane, too.
 
2013-05-13 02:24:38 PM
Can we get Bobby Brown to beat her to death?
 
2013-05-13 02:25:06 PM
I'd be goddamm pissed if they stopped my flight because someone was singing.  Really pissed.
 
2013-05-13 02:25:12 PM

I_Am_Weasel: borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.

Failing to keep abreast of popular music, are we?


Dolly wrote it; Whitney made it popular.
 
2013-05-13 02:25:15 PM
Good job playing unstoppable adverts over top of the video which is also playing behind it
 
2013-05-13 02:26:02 PM
Passenger Bill of Rights seciton 1:
NO - Whitney, Britney or Bieber.
 
2013-05-13 02:26:09 PM
I think the passengers should get to line up and "calm down" the singer a'la that scene in "Airplane"
 
2013-05-13 02:29:14 PM
I'm surprised half the passengers didn't try to remove themselves through the toilet
 
2013-05-13 02:29:28 PM
I'm guessing some combination of Valium and alcohol, here.
 
2013-05-13 02:29:46 PM
...I'll think you every step of the way  [pause, wait for it, wait for it...]

AND I WILLLL ALWAYSSS LOOOOOVEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!

I'll always love you. You, my darling.  You.  Mmmm mmm
 
2013-05-13 02:30:11 PM
I think that is called refusing to stop pissing other customers off.
There was some old a-hole on a plane to FLA who whistled a tune loudly and when the stewardess asked him to stop he started insisting the other passengers were enjoying it and then got pissed when I chimed in with "no we are not" almost got both of us tossed off the plane.
 
2013-05-13 02:30:52 PM
What a shame. How will they know if he was saving the best for last? You know, it's not right but it's ok.
 
2013-05-13 02:30:55 PM
At least she wasn't singing Aaliyah songs.
 
2013-05-13 02:32:06 PM

show me: I_Am_Weasel: borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.

Failing to keep abreast of popular music, are we?

Dolly wrote it; Whitney made it popular.


The details are not important when implementing Dolly Parton/breast jokes.
 
2013-05-13 02:32:12 PM
media.urbandictionary.com
 
2013-05-13 02:32:14 PM

show me: I_Am_Weasel: borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.

Failing to keep abreast of popular music, are we?

Dolly wrote it; Whitney made it popular.


Dolly's version is 1000 times better.
 
2013-05-13 02:34:59 PM
Sxooter:

Dolly's version is 1000 times better.

Nope.
 
2013-05-13 02:36:10 PM

Corn_Fed: Sxooter:

Dolly's version is 1000 times better.

Nope.


They're both horrible.  Go cuddle up to a beer bottle and call it sexy
 
2013-05-13 02:37:34 PM
Another terrorist taken down.

/Not sarcasm.

//from the video: "No photos are allowed to be taken on the aircraft". But hey a video is not a photo, so go right ahead.
 
2013-05-13 02:38:30 PM

Corn_Fed: Sxooter:

Dolly's version is 1000 times better.

Nope.


Whitney's version became the mandatory go to talent show song for every girl in high school who thought she could sing the high notes.
 
2013-05-13 02:38:41 PM

SirEattonHogg: ...I'll think you every step of the way  [pause, wait for it, wait for it...]

AND I WILLLL ALWAYSSS LOOOOOVEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!

I'll always love you. You, my darling.  You.  Mmmm mmm


Damn it you stole my comment.
 
2013-05-13 02:39:36 PM
I was singing to Whitney Houston's "On My Own" that was playing on my computer at work when I read that headline.  I'm a little ashamed to admit this.
 
2013-05-13 02:40:55 PM

SirEattonHogg: ...I'll think you every step of the way  [pause, wait for it, wait for it...]

AND I WILLLL ALWAYSSS LOOOOOVEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!

I'll always love you. You, my darling.  You.  Mmmm mmm


Not enough melisma on that "I".

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-ee-yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yee-iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiii-YEEE-IIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIII-I-I-eye-EYE-iiiiIIIII IIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiii-yi-eye-eye-EYE-YeeeeiiII IIIIIIIIIIII...."
 
2013-05-13 02:43:51 PM



Dolly's version bra size is 1000 times better bigger.



FTFY
 
2013-05-13 02:44:17 PM
Rub a dub dub, I'm dead in the tub.
 
2013-05-13 02:54:02 PM
"No photos are allowed to be taken on the aircraft."

Shut up. It's not a state secret, it's a commercial airliner.
 
2013-05-13 03:02:27 PM
Follow Up: Woman claims racism
 
2013-05-13 03:08:18 PM

I_Am_Weasel: show me: I_Am_Weasel: borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.

Failing to keep abreast of popular music, are we?

Dolly wrote it; Whitney made it popular.

The details are not important when implementing Dolly Parton/breast jokes.


Ok, sorry, that one went whooosh over my head the first time. Got it now. (.) (.)

Sxooter:  Dolly's version is 1000 times better.

No doubt; it just wasn't as bit of a hit was my only point.
 
2013-05-13 03:09:57 PM
*big*
 
2013-05-13 03:30:09 PM

show me: Sxooter:  Dolly's version is 1000 times better.

No doubt; it just wasn't as bit of a hit was my only point.


Yup, and Otis Redding's version of Respect was better than Aretha Franklin's
and Merle Travis' version of Sixteen Tons was better than Ernie Ford
and Big Mama Thorton's version of Hound Dog was better than Elvis
and the Beatles are nothing but a cover band for Buddy Holly, Arthur Alexander, and Chuck Berry.
 
2013-05-13 03:42:42 PM

L Ron Hubbard's Last Fart: Following Ms. Houston's advice I learned to love myself. They kicked me of a plane, too.


loving yourself on a plane isn't illegal ... it's just frowned upon, like counting cards in a casino
 
2013-05-13 03:49:35 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I'd be goddamm pissed if they stopped my flight because someone was singing.  Really pissed.


You'd think so, but at about the three hour mark I'd probably be hoping that the plane caught on fire just to make it stop.
 
2013-05-13 03:57:24 PM

Sxooter: show me: I_Am_Weasel: borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.

Failing to keep abreast of popular music, are we?

Dolly wrote it; Whitney made it popular.

Dolly's version is 1000 times better.


Tarzan did it first and did it better.
 
2013-05-13 03:59:20 PM

degenerate-afro: show me: Sxooter:  Dolly's version is 1000 times better.

Yup, and Otis Redding's version of Respect was better than Aretha Franklin's
and Merle Travis' version of Sixteen Tons was better than Ernie Ford
and Big Mama Thorton's version of Hound Dog was better than Elvis
and the Beatles are nothing but a cover band for Buddy Holly, Arthur Alexander, and Chuck Berry.


I can't disagree on any of these....
 
2013-05-13 04:00:41 PM
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will be taking the traaaaaaiiiiiinnnn,...
 
2013-05-13 04:04:46 PM
When did the "no photos on the aircraft" rule happen?
 
2013-05-13 04:12:22 PM
Aren't options "a", "b", and "c" all the same thing?
 
2013-05-13 04:16:57 PM

Highroller48: Passenger Bill of Rights seciton 1:
NO - Whitney, Britney or Bieber.


No goddamn Celine Dion, either.
 
2013-05-13 04:23:10 PM

SirEattonHogg: ...I'll think you every step of the way  [pause, wait for it, wait for it...]

AND I WILLLL ALWAYSSS LOOOOOVEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!

I'll always love you. You, my darling.  You.  Mmmm mmm


Came for this.


Please, you are not Whitney, please don't try singing this.

/sounds like a howling puppy that just got fixed
 
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