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(Bleacher Report)   With one week until Extreme Rules, is Ziggler able to compete? After Lesnar trashed his office, will HHH unleash his inner Terry Tate? Will AJ challenge Kaitlyn for the Divas Belt? Is MizTV back? Find out tonight on RAW (8pm est, 8:15 up north)   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
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2013-05-13 11:15:03 AM  
Hey folks!  GMJ and Jetskimoo are back in the house, having returned from our jaunt across the pond.  After a stop in London for a friend's wedding, we made our way to Munich and Berlin.  Awesome experience all around, and I'd highly recommend a visit to Germany to anyone interested in traveling.  Of course, we noshed our way through the area, and no-sold plenty of pretzels, wursts, and beer.  :D

Don't worry though, the FWC and WWE shirts were in the suitcases, and we wore them with pride:

lh5.googleusercontent.com

lh4.googleusercontent.com

Final note: We'll be in the crowd for Extreme Rules!  Section 104, Row B, which should put us in range of one of the hard cameras (we think).  We've got some sign ideas, but we're open to suggestions!
 
2013-05-13 11:16:11 AM  

Also, here's your Checklist!!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others




1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-05-13 11:22:22 AM  
doesn't Ziggler have retrograde amnesia?
 
2013-05-13 11:59:23 AM  

ManateeGag: doesn't Ziggler have retrograde amnesia?


Yes.  the first few days after his injury are a blank, according to an interview he gave recently.

Scary stuff...I hope he's ok.
 
2013-05-13 01:26:05 PM  
I AM THE FIFTH MAN SITTING!
 
2013-05-13 01:59:36 PM  

The Bestest: I AM THE FIFTH MAN SITTING!


Congratulations!  you win your very own FWC chair!

*whack*  ;)
 
2013-05-13 02:02:58 PM  
BTW, since I missed last week or two, who is the Trivia Champ now?  Is ShiningWizard still in charge in that department?
 
2013-05-13 02:08:30 PM  
Can Ziggler count to Potato? Will anyone give two Ortons about HHH/Brock 3? Will Ryback need a tiny violin? All the yodeling, SHIELD and pumpkin rolling to can handle, tonight on the John Cena show, formely known as RAW.

/My headline but I still have TF left.
 
2013-05-13 02:14:27 PM  
Will Fandango try a redhead as his next dancer?  Probably not, but I know I wouldn't complain.  ;)
 
2013-05-13 02:16:47 PM  
You are the larpiest marksies to ever mark


Bunchamarks
 
2013-05-13 02:27:47 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, since I missed last week or two, who is the Trivia Champ now?  Is ShiningWizard still in charge in that department?


I think ShiningWizard is still the Trivia Champ.  However, it's a minor FWC belt, so I don't follow it too closely.
 
2013-05-13 02:38:38 PM  

Fisty Bum: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, since I missed last week or two, who is the Trivia Champ now?  Is ShiningWizard still in charge in that department?

I think ShiningWizard is still the Trivia Champ.  However, it's a minor FWC belt, so I don't follow it too closely.


"minor"?  I don't think she'll take too kindly to that...you better run for it before she gets here.  :D
 
2013-05-13 02:58:09 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, since I missed last week or two, who is the Trivia Champ now?  Is ShiningWizard still in charge in that department?

I think ShiningWizard is still the Trivia Champ.  However, it's a minor FWC belt, so I don't follow it too closely.

"minor"?  I don't think she'll take too kindly to that...you better run for it before she gets here.  :D


I fear no wizard.

There is only one "major" FWC belt, the Gredunza.  All others are minor.

/God, what a sad conversation
 
2013-05-13 03:01:47 PM  

Fisty Bum: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, since I missed last week or two, who is the Trivia Champ now?  Is ShiningWizard still in charge in that department?

I think ShiningWizard is still the Trivia Champ.  However, it's a minor FWC belt, so I don't follow it too closely.

"minor"?  I don't think she'll take too kindly to that...you better run for it before she gets here.  :D

I fear no wizard.

There is only one "major" FWC belt, the Gredunza.  All others are minor.

/God, what a sad conversation


Why sad?  It's all in good fun...besides, I need something to pass time faster today.  ;)
 
2013-05-13 03:07:31 PM  
Trying to think of a single angle I give a flying fark about... I guess I'd like to see Ziggler keep his belt, and the Shield get some... but neither of those things will happen this week.
 
2013-05-13 03:07:36 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Why sad? It's all in good fun...


Oh for sure.  I proudly list my Gredunza wins (and one botch) in my profile.

In other news, Netflix Canada has been adding a ton of WWE DVD's to their library, which makes me very happy.  I've been watching the Undertaker 20-0 and Best Steel Cage Match DVD's.

Taker put on some stinkers in his first few WrestleMania appearances.  WM9 was turrble (though that's probably Giant Gonzales' fault rather than his).
 
2013-05-13 03:15:52 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Trying to think of a single angle I give a flying fark about... I guess I'd like to see Ziggler keep his belt, and the Shield get some... but neither of those things will happen this week.


Even with his injury, I don't see them making Ziggler drop the strap that fast...especially after it took so long for him to cash in.

/I hope
 
2013-05-13 03:35:47 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: The Bestest: I AM THE FIFTH MAN SITTING!

Congratulations!  you win your very own FWC chair!

*whack*  ;)


And he didn't even have to shell out 75 after buying $30 worth of stuff at K-Mart.
www.the-mommyhood-chronicles.com
 
2013-05-13 04:56:44 PM  
FistyBum:  Huh, didn't realize you were a roller coaster junkie.  you have 1000x more guts than I do, lol.
 
2013-05-13 06:41:41 PM  

Dougie AXP: You are the larpiest marksies to ever mark


Bunchamarks


Takes one to know one.  ;p

/also, "I know you are but what am I?"
 
2013-05-13 06:52:05 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Dougie AXP: You are the larpiest marksies to ever mark


Bunchamarks

Takes one to know one.  ;p

/also, "I know you are but what am I?"


Sure, but I'm pretty sure we all qualify as smarks these days.  Or, given WWE's track record over the PG era, we're "jaded smarks".  :)
 
2013-05-13 06:55:56 PM  
GOD WILL YOU LARPING MARKS STFU!
 
2013-05-13 07:09:12 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Dougie AXP: You are the larpiest marksies to ever mark


Bunchamarks

Takes one to know one.  ;p

/also, "I know you are but what am I?"


I believe you left off "Neener neener neener."
 
2013-05-13 07:22:57 PM  
By the way, what Happened to Ziggles?
 
2013-05-13 07:33:06 PM  
Wait...what?
 
2013-05-13 07:33:38 PM  

Dougie AXP: By the way, what Happened to Ziggles?


Thwagger landed on the back of his head last week.  Unless there's something different that I didn't know about.
 
2013-05-13 07:35:15 PM  
THE TAG TEAM CHAMPS IS HERE!!

3 consecutive weeks of hold the TTC? I've got a good feeling...

Oh, and not to brag, but this was my first, so...

i39.tinypic.com

Suck it, marks!
 
2013-05-13 07:35:34 PM  

Fisty Bum: Dougie AXP: By the way, what Happened to Ziggles?

Thwagger landed on the back of his head last week.  Unless there's something different that I didn't know about.


So we should be expecting Thwagger to get the Miz treatment right?! RIGHT?!\


no.
 
2013-05-13 07:36:32 PM  

Dougie AXP: Fisty Bum: Dougie AXP: By the way, what Happened to Ziggles?

Thwagger landed on the back of his head last week.  Unless there's something different that I didn't know about.

So we should be expecting Thwagger to get the Miz treatment right?! RIGHT?!\


no.


If there were any justice in this world.  But there isn't.  Expect a continued Thwagger push.
 
2013-05-13 07:36:56 PM  
Bad news tonight: There is a dance-off

Good news tonight: This is Jericho's partner

img003.lazygirls.info
 
2013-05-13 07:38:27 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Bad news tonight: There is a dance-off

Good news tonight: This is Jericho's partner

[img003.lazygirls.info image 400x500]


HOLY SWEET JUMPING JESUS

/Dergie is lonely
//so lonely
 
2013-05-13 07:42:47 PM  
I am here. maybe. depends how good raw is
 
2013-05-13 07:43:03 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, since I missed last week or two, who is the Trivia Champ now?  Is ShiningWizard still in charge in that department?

I think ShiningWizard is still the Trivia Champ.  However, it's a minor FWC belt, so I don't follow it too closely.

"minor"?  I don't think she'll take too kindly to that...you better run for it before she gets here.  :D


*crashes Fisty Bum's promo backstage and wacks him with FFLM belt*

That'll learn ya!
i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-13 07:43:05 PM  

silgryphon: I am here. maybe. depends how good raw is


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2013-05-13 07:44:17 PM  
So tonight we have Aiches and Bork talkfest, Fandingo vs Y2J in Dance Dance Revolution Dub Step Addition, and Ziggles feeling a little woozy.  This is shaping up to be a great Raw.
 
2013-05-13 07:44:39 PM  
Raw has gotten sadder than a train wreck full of kids on Christmas day on their way to Disneyland, yet still I watch.

Damn you FWC for making this bearable.
 
2013-05-13 07:44:52 PM  
"We're back! Brain!"

"Imagine my excitement Monsoon..."

"Recharged!"

"Renewed..."

"Revigorated!"

"Regurgitating lunch more than likely..."

"Now Brain, come on, lets give them a chance."

"Ziggler won't be there...."

"... Alright, break out the dick jokes!"

"Never packed them Monsoon!"
 
2013-05-13 07:45:28 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, since I missed last week or two, who is the Trivia Champ now?  Is ShiningWizard still in charge in that department?

I think ShiningWizard is still the Trivia Champ.  However, it's a minor FWC belt, so I don't follow it too closely.

"minor"?  I don't think she'll take too kindly to that...you better run for it before she gets here.  :D

*crashes Fisty Bum's promo backstage and wacks him with FFLM belt*

That'll learn ya!
[i1263.photobucket.com image 850x218]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI3DlIrvoHg
 
2013-05-13 07:45:38 PM  
With no Ziggler/Punk and no way DBD starts the show I'm going with the HIMYM finale first.

I should get back right after HHH helps Brock deal with his feelings or Cena explains how he is ready to fight adversity and overcome the odds against an unbeatable monster who has defeated the following people on PPV:
Local Jobbers
Tyler Reks/Curt Hawkins
....

AND THAT'S IT. Reks/Hawkins are the only WWE Superstars that he has actually defeated at a PPV, go back and look over the past year.
 
2013-05-13 07:46:17 PM  
On a somewhat related note, I saw a Fruity Pebbles commercial with John Cena in it and they worked in the five knuckle shuffle reference.  I realize that most kiddies aren't going to realize what that is a reference to, but, really?
 
2013-05-13 07:47:18 PM  

TheManofPA: AND THAT'S IT. Reks/Hawkins are the only WWE Superstars that he has actually defeated at a PPV, go back and look over the past year.


But there were two of them...two jobbers too.  And if I recall correctly, two is greater than one.
 
2013-05-13 07:47:37 PM  

Dougie AXP: By the way, what Happened to Ziggles?


Little concussion at SmackDown taping he doesn't remember anything for 3 days.  Not sure what the big deal of not remembering 3 days is.  Seems like a normal weekend to me.
 
2013-05-13 07:47:51 PM  
Ahhh watching pro wrestling tv and they are showing a repeat of Raw 1000 Heath Slater is about to take a shot over the head with a framed record from Cyndi Lauper.  That was a great segment.
 
2013-05-13 07:48:20 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "We're back! Brain!"

"Imagine my excitement Monsoon..."

"Recharged!"

"Renewed..."

"Revigorated!"

"Regurgitating lunch more than likely..."

"Now Brain, come on, lets give them a chance."

"Ziggler won't be there...."

"... Alright, break out the dick jokes!"

"Never packed them Monsoon!"


The only thing that will save tonight's show (not counting our usual smarkfest at it) would be someone making their debut... C'MON PAIGE!
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-13 07:48:51 PM  

Steven Rules: Dougie AXP: By the way, what Happened to Ziggles?

Little concussion at SmackDown taping he doesn't remember anything for 3 days.  Not sure what the big deal of not remembering 3 days is.  Seems like a normal weekend to me.


Lost three days of memories?  Yeesh, that's more than a little concussion.
 
2013-05-13 07:49:08 PM  
I'm not going to lie to you nice people.  This is a bookmark.  Plain and simple, it's a bookmark.  As always I'm watching on DVR so I can fast forward through commercials and endless recaps.  Once again, please disregard this message...it is only a humble bookmark.
 
2013-05-13 07:49:46 PM  

clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: The Bestest: I AM THE FIFTH MAN SITTING!

Congratulations!  you win your very own FWC chair!

*whack*  ;)

And he didn't even have to shell out 75 after buying $30 worth of stuff at K-Mart.
[www.the-mommyhood-chronicles.com image 443x619]


if i had that chair I would eat a tin of beans and just rip farts on lesnar and cena all day.

/no life apparently
 
2013-05-13 07:50:36 PM  
 
2013-05-13 07:51:03 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Steven Rules: Dougie AXP: By the way, what Happened to Ziggles?

Little concussion at SmackDown taping he doesn't remember anything for 3 days.  Not sure what the big deal of not remembering 3 days is.  Seems like a normal weekend to me.

Lost three days of memories?  Yeesh, that's more than a little concussion.


Sounds like half a bottle of tequila.
 
2013-05-13 07:52:05 PM  
"Dolph Ziggler says he can't remember last Monday Night RAW, Brain."

"Lucky bastard, Monsoon!"
 
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