YoOjo: What's it called when an orange Kurdish attention whore with sixteen buttocks worth of buttocks mates with a confused looking retarded Somali pirate lookalike?
browneye: I remember when Tiger Woods exploded on the golfing world and listening to a sports radio show talking about Tiger when one of the them said he thought Tiger Woods was "taking advantage" of his African American heritage. His colleague asked him what he meant by that and the idiot would say was "I don't know.....I just think he's taking advantage of it."To this day, I have no idea what the fark he meant.
FLMountainMan: varmitydog: Of course, down here in Redneckistan, they are all colored.Black= coloredOriental= coloredHispanic= coloredArab= coloredAny child of any of these= colored simple life can be?No. Not even Wewa still does that.
PapaChester: Suck it Repubs./you are not a real modern day Repub unless you support conceptual purity.
Silly_Sot: in Tex-asshole, it's still done. Maybe not on any "official" forms, but that's the genera
You Are All Sheep: J. Frank Parnell: There is really just one race: the human one.Lies. A dalmation and a pitbull are both dogs, but significantly different. Every 'race' of human is slightly different (on the whole) from the other in one way or another.
LL316: Silly_Sot: in Tex-asshole, it's still done. Maybe not on any "official" forms, but that's the generaIt's nice that you're so comfortable looking down on an entire group of people.
OminousAnonymous: Maybe someone can explain... aren't we all the same race? Are we not all homo sapien?
spentmiles: I'm technically white. All of my grandparents are white, my parents are white, and my skin is white. But I always felt like something was off, like I wasn't what I appeared to be. I started feeling this way really young, too. I was at my middle school's homecoming dance and they invited the high school drum line to perform. I don't know exactly what it was, but something deep inside of me awoke as I listened to the pounding rhythms. I began to dance, throwing my arms back and my chest out, kicking my legs high. Soon I was lost in a daze, spinning, spinning, wild. When the drums stopped, everyone was staring at me. I ran out of the auditorium and hid.From that day forward, I didn't feel at home in my own skin. I started doing "black" things, like buying $450 dollar sun glasses with the money my mom gave me for my car insurance. I made the school bus driver stop and let me off at random places along the route. I even started being excruciatingly nice to white people until they left the room. Just last month, I got a job, worked for a week to get a paycheck, and then quit.It's terrible. I feel like the world's biggest racist. I don't even know if these are the kinds of things that black people do. My parents never let me have any black friends, so I have to go off my best guesses and what my uncle told me about them. As for real black people, I just seem to piss them off.It's sad because when someone says, "I knew I was gay in the first grade," people believe them. But when I tell people that I've always been black, they laugh in my face. I wish I could move to a place where hip-hop replaced hypocrisy and all people lived under one love.
You Are All Sheep: Lies. A dalmation and a pitbull are both dogs, but significantly different. Every 'race' of human is slightly different (on the whole) from the other in one way or another.
Copper Spork: You Are All Sheep: J. Frank Parnell: There is really just one race: the human one.Lies. A dalmation and a pitbull are both dogs, but significantly different. Every 'race' of human is slightly different (on the whole) from the other in one way or another.And Border Collies are smarter than Dalmations.
Cybernetic: In the future, all humans will look Brazillian/I'm OK with this.
Silly_Sot: My wife gets particularly nasty at me over this issue. I am Asian and "White" ancestry. Whenever I check this or "mixed race" on the form, my wife is offended. She demands that I only check "White". She's been living in Tex-asshole for over a decade. I think the state rubbed off on her far more than she's willing to admit.
devilEther: What most of you seem to be taking lightly is no less than the genocide of the Caucasoid race.
varmitydog: Oriental= colored
Notabunny: This has always confused me. By 'race' we mean skin color, right? Why not just say "skin color"? I self-identify as Light Peach.
Bravo Two: OminousAnonymous: Maybe someone can explain... aren't we all the same race? Are we not all homo sapien?We're all sub-breeds of the same species. Much like all dogs are Canus canus, but not all dogs are the same breed, due to population segregation, geographic isolation, and adaptation to various environmental factors.
kid_icarus: How will we sort our porn in the future?
SevenizGud: Couldn't be confused from the census form I got:1. Are you hispanic Y/N/there is no number 2
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