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(International Business Times)   Kate Middleton's baby is popping out on a day that is going to get the Queen's panties into a rather tight twist   ( divider line
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2013-05-13 05:11:37 PM  
3 votes:
So Kate will be crowning sixty years after the Queen?
2013-05-13 09:51:16 AM  
2 votes:

baltimoreblonde: I just want Kate's baby born before Kimye's spawn. It'll seem like an afterthought, and really piss Kim off that her thunder got stolen.


As LIncoln said, "It is altogether fitting and proper" that the child of an intelligent, beautiful and graceful woman gets ALL the magazine covers rather than the crotch-dropping of a vapid, gross, greedy AW.  I really hope Kim K's embarrassing pregnancy will not yield the payoff she planned.

/Why yes!  I do enjoy schadenfreude with my cereal!
2013-05-13 09:09:52 AM  
2 votes:
I'm surprised that they let the pregnancy go that long.  The information that I got in baby class was you get about 2 weeks past the due date and then they sharpen their scalpels.  After that babies will actually start to shrink and can have serious problems.

Well, he/she does hang out here. Just sayin'.
2013-05-13 10:11:10 AM  
1 vote:

texdent: I was born a week late while my brother was born a week early.

M. Night Shyamalan twist - poster is a twin!
2013-05-13 10:06:20 AM  
1 vote:
Wait, what? Kim Kardashian is pregnant? I thought the extra bump was just a stray ass implant that had migrated during her sleep.
Is she still with that pouty Somali imbecile? They deserve each other, it's so sweet how they literally have matching IQs.
2013-05-13 09:25:10 AM  
1 vote:
Royal peoples' problems
2013-05-13 09:11:04 AM  
1 vote:
I just want Kate's baby born before Kimye's spawn. It'll seem like an afterthought, and really piss Kim off that her thunder got stolen.
2013-05-13 08:55:05 AM  
1 vote:

katerbug72: Meh, due dates are just a suggestion. My guy was ten days late.

So very true. The doctors told my mom I was due on June 21st, I was born on July 22nd. I think she's still a little bitter about that 10 month thing. The thing being me and she's told me that she didn't think I was ever going to get out of her body.
2013-05-13 08:51:53 AM  
1 vote:
2013-05-13 08:43:40 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "The due date falls during the middle of the four-day Coronation Festival to mark the 60 year anniversary of the Queen's crowning. The event begins July 11, ending July 14. "

Four-day festival? For being the world's luckiest fark trophy of the generation?

And people say the Gen-Xers and Millennials are narcissists.
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