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(Talking Points Memo)   Joe Biden to give the University of Pennsylvania commencement address today: "Eat fast, die young, and kick all y'alls asses to the curb, cause big Joe is gonna tear this mutherfarker up. Who wants Jello shots? WOOOOOOOO"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 116
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2013-05-13 09:11:07 AM
Headline seems disrespectful of America's next President.
 
2013-05-13 09:22:32 AM
Is he coming in his Trans Am?
 
2013-05-13 09:38:14 AM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-13 09:48:27 AM
They deserve each other.
 
2013-05-13 09:52:35 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-13 09:55:12 AM

mrshowrules: Headline seems disrespectful of America's next President.


Wha?  Doesn't say anything about RAND PAUL.

*ducks*
 
2013-05-13 09:55:19 AM
oi47.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-13 09:56:09 AM
I'd much rather party with Biden than GWB.
 
2013-05-13 09:58:34 AM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-13 09:58:38 AM

winterbraid: //who deleted all the penn state comments?


Seriously, that was stupid on the Mod's part. Who cares if the headline was wrong and corrected--it was part of the discussion that people confuse the two schools.

/Meh whatever.
 
2013-05-13 09:59:25 AM
Crap, first time I've ever had comments deleted. It was funnier with the inaccurate headline. Oh well.
 
2013-05-13 09:59:42 AM
"Vice President Attempts to Rile Up College Liberal Activists" in 3.....2.....
 
2013-05-13 09:59:55 AM
Corrected the school in the headline, but not BIden.

/unless that's some joke I don't know..
 
2013-05-13 10:02:11 AM
Whatever happened with that Trans Am? I guess I could google it but that's like 3 clicks...SNZZZXXZ
 
2013-05-13 10:02:49 AM
The University of Pennsylvania is the Ivy League version of a participation trophy. You couldn't get into Harvard or Yale or even Brown, but you're still too rich to shop at Walmart, so you wind up there.
 
2013-05-13 10:05:15 AM
This thread was better before it all got fixed. :(
 
2013-05-13 10:06:15 AM

doglover: The University of Pennsylvania is the Ivy League version of a participation trophy. You couldn't get into Harvard or Yale or even Brown, but you're still too rich to shop at Walmart, so you wind up there.


Yes, 8th ranked is truly the bottom of the barrel.
 
2013-05-13 10:06:24 AM

Nabb1: This thread was better before it all got fixed. :(


Ruined is not fixed.
 
2013-05-13 10:07:07 AM
Biden heard that the uni was surrounded by water; he's excited to go to Penn Island.

// ~3mi long
// that's what she said
 
2013-05-13 10:11:18 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Is he coming in his Trans Am?


Speaking of, what was the resolution of the give joe the bird campaign?

I know they didn't raise the goal, but was the money eventually distributed to the charities?

Did the organizer get whalloped with a giant tax liability?
 
2013-05-13 10:11:57 AM

Monkey2: Crap, first time I've ever had comments deleted. It was funnier with the inaccurate headline. Oh well.


Try to be more offensive - happens to me all the time.  Usually banned for 48 hours too.
 
2013-05-13 10:12:28 AM

tripleseven: I know they didn't raise the goal, but was the money eventually distributed to the charities?

Did the organizer get whalloped with a giant tax liability?


Both i think
 
2013-05-13 10:14:01 AM
How to go through life looking like a fool and succeed.

Step one: Get elected to public office
 
2013-05-13 10:14:42 AM
Let's see who Biden decides to plagiarize from this time.
 
2013-05-13 10:16:15 AM

oryx: They deserve each other.


a prestigious ivy league university deserves joe biden? well, i'd say that's a compliment.
 
2013-05-13 10:16:23 AM
Who's Joe Blden?
 
2013-05-13 10:16:53 AM

Erix: doglover: The University of Pennsylvania is the Ivy League version of a participation trophy. You couldn't get into Harvard or Yale or even Brown, but you're still too rich to shop at Walmart, so you wind up there.

Yes, 8th ranked is truly the bottom of the barrel.


when you are ranked 8 out of 8, yes that is truly the bottom of the barrel?

Or did you think you needed to be ranked 9 out of 8?
 
2013-05-13 10:18:54 AM
It is past 10:15 EST.

Time for some live blogging!
 
2013-05-13 10:18:59 AM
And always aim for the face
 
2013-05-13 10:19:23 AM

doglover: The University of Pennsylvania is the Ivy League version of a participation trophy. You couldn't get into Harvard or Yale or even Brown, but you're still too rich to shop at Walmart, so you wind up there.


I think you have Penn confused with Dartmouth.  Dartmouth, gods sign you've really screwed the pooch.
 
2013-05-13 10:21:46 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Erix: doglover: The University of Pennsylvania is the Ivy League version of a participation trophy. You couldn't get into Harvard or Yale or even Brown, but you're still too rich to shop at Walmart, so you wind up there.

Yes, 8th ranked is truly the bottom of the barrel.

when you are ranked 8 out of 8, yes that is truly the bottom of the barrel?

Or did you think you needed to be ranked 9 out of 8?


8th in the country, not out of Ivy League schools.  I didn't go there, so I'm not too invested in this, but it was still a nonsensical comment on them.
 
2013-05-13 10:21:55 AM

karnal: Monkey2: Crap, first time I've ever had comments deleted. It was funnier with the inaccurate headline. Oh well.

Try to be more offensive - happens to me all the time.  Usually banned for 48 hours too.


Thanks for the advice, I'll try to do better. :D

The thing is I don't think I was being rude or offensive at all. Just having fun with a little headline mistake. Mods might quash me for this comment (I've gotten the impression that criticizing them is verboten). In any case it was just a bit of fun. I've been a paying TFer since about 2005 I think and am not much of a trouble maker, the chips will fall where they fall I suppose.
 
2013-05-13 10:23:22 AM

Erix: doglover: The University of Pennsylvania is the Ivy League version of a participation trophy. You couldn't get into Harvard or Yale or even Brown, but you're still too rich to shop at Walmart, so you wind up there.

Yes, 8th ranked is truly the bottom of the barrel.


8th place doesn't suck? Really? What medal do they use for 8th place in the Olympics again? Oh right, they don't have one. Why? Because...

davidaolson.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-13 10:23:46 AM

utharda: doglover: The University of Pennsylvania is the Ivy League version of a participation trophy. You couldn't get into Harvard or Yale or even Brown, but you're still too rich to shop at Walmart, so you wind up there.

I think you have Penn confused with Dartmouth.  Dartmouth, gods sign you've really screwed the pooch.


Maybe so, but at least Dirtmouth in Hangover isn't Moo U.
 
2013-05-13 10:25:56 AM
GO NITTANY LIONS!!!
 
2013-05-13 10:26:50 AM

Stone Meadow: utharda: doglover: The University of Pennsylvania is the Ivy League version of a participation trophy. You couldn't get into Harvard or Yale or even Brown, but you're still too rich to shop at Walmart, so you wind up there.

I think you have Penn confused with Dartmouth.  Dartmouth, gods sign you've really screwed the pooch.

Maybe so, but at least Dirtmouth in Hangover isn't Moo U.


All a bunch of arugula eating elitists anyhow
 
2013-05-13 10:27:43 AM
This is now a Penn State thread. Deal with it, mods.

/Deleted comment in 3... 2.... 1.....
 
2013-05-13 10:27:48 AM
If I leave from Wilmington right now can I make it to State College in time for the big speech?
 
2013-05-13 10:30:29 AM
Is he your mom coming in his Trans Am?
 
2013-05-13 10:30:29 AM

monoski: Stone Meadow: utharda: doglover: The University of Pennsylvania is the Ivy League version of a participation trophy. You couldn't get into Harvard or Yale or even Brown, but you're still too rich to shop at Walmart, so you wind up there.

I think you have Penn confused with Dartmouth.  Dartmouth, gods sign you've really screwed the pooch.

Maybe so, but at least Dirtmouth in Hangover isn't Moo U.

All a bunch of arugula eating elitists anyhow


I never figured out what the hell arugala is.
 
2013-05-13 10:32:38 AM
Penn State: At least it's safe for your daughters.
 
2013-05-13 10:33:07 AM
Maybe the Penn State administration wanted to coverup Joe Biden's speech and, thus, we think it's the University of Pennsylvania.

/Sorry, Mods
//Had to make the joke
 
2013-05-13 10:33:26 AM

doglover: I never figured out what the hell arugala is.


Fancy lettuce.
 
2013-05-13 10:36:28 AM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-05-13 10:37:47 AM

This text is now purple: doglover: I never figured out what the hell arugala is.

Fancy lettuce.


AN OUTRAGE
 
2013-05-13 10:38:12 AM

tripleseven: Speaking of, what was the resolution of the give joe the bird campaign?


Here's the resolution.  TL;DR version:

* Raised: $14,612
* Money rec'd after IG fees: $12,774.96
* Interest accrued: $40.31
* Wristbands: -$155.96
* T-shirts: -$1,140.14
* 1 scale model TA for one of our $1k contributors: -$61.98
* Shipping/misc.costs: unknown, reserving -$1,457.19
* $3000 to GLAAD
* $3000 to Wounded Warrior Project
* $3000 to Doctors without Borders
* $1000 remaining to be distributed (?) to Biden Breast Health Initiative

If you want to know more, get in touch with joebid­ens­tr­a­nsam[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­ia­m­g­*com.
 
2013-05-13 10:41:00 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: mrshowrules: Headline seems disrespectful of America's next President.

Wha?  Doesn't say anything about RAND PAUL.

*ducks*


RAND PAUL couldn't get elected President of the RAND PAUL fan club if he was the only member.
 
2013-05-13 10:44:28 AM

Monkey2: karnal: Monkey2: Crap, first time I've ever had comments deleted. It was funnier with the inaccurate headline. Oh well.

Try to be more offensive - happens to me all the time.  Usually banned for 48 hours too.

Thanks for the advice, I'll try to do better. :D

The thing is I don't think I was being rude or offensive at all. Just having fun with a little headline mistake. Mods might quash me for this comment (I've gotten the impression that criticizing them is verboten). In any case it was just a bit of fun. I've been a paying TFer since about 2005 I think and am not much of a trouble maker, the chips will fall where they fall I suppose.


The only times I've been deleted in the past year was for commenting on deleted comments, as for being offensive, hasn't happened to me in ages.
 
2013-05-13 10:46:00 AM

ManateeGag: Pants full of macaroni!!: mrshowrules: Headline seems disrespectful of America's next President.

Wha?  Doesn't say anything about RAND PAUL.

*ducks*

RAND PAUL couldn't get elected President of the RAND PAUL fan club if he was the only member.


Yet Libertarians still get a hard on when is name is mentioned.
 
2013-05-13 10:48:20 AM
Latinwolf:

The only times I've been deleted in the past year was for commenting on deleted comments...

oops...
 
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