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(NHL)   Last night of the first round... As unlikely as it should have been, we have two games tonight... two teams move on to face each other in round two, two go golfing... Leafs/Bruins @ 7:00 Rangers/Caps @ 8:00   (nhl.com) divider line 70
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2013-05-13 10:21:46 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-05-13 09:41:02 PM  
2 votes:

RminusQ: TOR 4-4 BOS (end 3rd)
Overtime game #17! This sets a record for most overtime games in a single round of the playoffs.

This is the 36th Game 7 (and 58th do-or-die game) in NHL history to go to overtime. Boston is 3-5 in do-or-die sudden death, Toronto is 5-2.


Your spreadsheet must be the tits!
2013-05-13 08:56:23 PM  
2 votes:

ko_kyi: When did Callahan become a cheap shot artist?  Is this new?  Elbow to face last game, every check with a bonus right cross, and skating up to say something after the whistle and throwing his head back like he got headbutted.  Gamesmanship?


Dammit! You're a loose cannon, Callahan!!
2013-05-13 06:40:06 PM  
2 votes:

ontariolightning: [oi39.tinypic.com image 782x914]


You seem to be about the right build and pallor to be this guy.

www.jayzoo.com
Seems legit. Most Leafs fans do in fact hide their faces.
2013-05-13 03:03:03 PM  
2 votes:

PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?


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2013-05-13 08:26:10 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-14 10:14:39 AM  
1 votes:

Rev.K: [i44.tinypic.com image 593x170]


No thank you.
2013-05-14 09:19:17 AM  
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: Publikwerks: . Toronto is a good city, and you hate to see passionate fans take it on the chin like this

Raw video: Leafs fans react to 5-4 OT loss against Bruins

Outside of guy in the beginning, that's about as a polite and as even keeled of a reaction, over a devastating loss, as you will ever see. Good on you Toronto.
In the moment I know I would have lost my shiat for about 10-15 minutes.


Even the guy at the beginning, that was pretty polite.

Toronto guy
"After all that fight, all that effort, they can't lose like this, come on...."

Translated into Boston:
"MOTHER*UCKER! How could those assholes choke like this. What the fark, fire Julian. Trade Lucic. Blow the team up, the farking bums."
2013-05-14 07:06:38 AM  
1 votes:
There are two two day breaks in the Wings vs Hawks series. Strange, but I'll take it.
2013-05-14 12:18:48 AM  
1 votes:
OK...time to do a random round up of good people in this thread from my phone....


Pretty much EVERYONE gets a goal/OT/anything that Oprah gives away except for OL.

I'd be surprised if his mother would even slide him a case of the Herp.


In any event....I'm glad that the rational folks here are enjoying this. Did any of you think the Bruins would score 2 goals in less than a minute? I sure as hell didn't.

I love all of you free-thinking rational people. And...

EABOD OL!
2013-05-13 11:42:48 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-05-13 11:17:25 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: rhiannon: Popcorn Johnny: Oh man, there's some serious butt hurt on Toronto sports radio right now. Caller is saying the refs ignored 6 penalties against Boston.

Sportsnet 590

Are you trying to tell me that fans of a losing team are complaining about officiating? Say it ain't so.

marchand slewfooting reimer
Kellys elbow that broke JVRs nose
Bruins fans littering the ice with towels
marchand on the bench thowing a water bottle on the ice

Those were all deliberate things they got away with


Dear sore loser...

You lost, get over it.

Give Phaneuf and Lupil a few dollars off their cart fees. And you can take a few bucks off for your "I'm a complete batch, and no one listens to what I say discount "

I can get you a discount on a bucket of range balls.
2013-05-13 10:58:38 PM  
1 votes:
2013-05-13 10:49:11 PM  
1 votes:
i36.photobucket.com
2013-05-13 10:27:55 PM  
1 votes:
Since the Vancouver riots, no team from Canada has beaten a team from the USA in a playoff series.
2013-05-13 10:26:04 PM  
1 votes:

Flappyhead: The Leafs have nothing to be ashamed of and should come home with their heads up high.


No no no.  You're supposed to keep your head down when you drive the ball.
2013-05-13 10:25:31 PM  
1 votes:

Well, hockey season appears to be over in about 7 minutes, so

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

Run or pass and score -- we want a lot more!
Beat 'em, Swamp 'em,
Touchdown! -- Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on 'Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!
2013-05-13 10:18:41 PM  
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: 5 - 0 Rags
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2013-05-13 10:16:28 PM  
1 votes:
Commercial.  Link!  Link  Link
2013-05-13 10:11:18 PM  
1 votes:
Well, beat the Rags, Bruins.

Blech.
2013-05-13 09:55:38 PM  
1 votes:
OH OHHHHHHH FAT BETTY EATING ALL OF HER ICE CREAM
2013-05-13 09:42:36 PM  
1 votes:

Polish Hussar: GAME 7 BONUS HOCKEY, WOOOOOOOOOOO!


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2013-05-13 09:42:01 PM  
1 votes:

dietbubba: The whole city of Toronto may be on suicide watch


Does it make me a bad person to root for Boston just so I can see the writeup from Down Goes Brown later?
2013-05-13 09:37:55 PM  
1 votes:

RminusQ: Toronto Maple Leafs, think about your past. What have you done to offend the hockey gods?


all of Ballards sins have been appeased...
2013-05-13 09:35:35 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Bruins having a Montreal style collapse


LOL, what was that again ontariolightning?
2013-05-13 09:35:05 PM  
1 votes:
Holy shiatsnacks!
2013-05-13 09:32:16 PM  
1 votes:
There's some puckered assholes north of the border right now.
2013-05-13 09:32:13 PM  
1 votes:
TOR 4-3 BOS (3rd, 1:22)

I DON'T WANT TO GO ON THE CART
2013-05-13 09:26:46 PM  
1 votes:
www.fordf150.net
2013-05-13 09:24:30 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-05-13 09:23:01 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone else want a drink?  Gonna go make myself an Ovechkin...
2013-05-13 09:18:46 PM  
1 votes:
Good thing you played Game 6 with that "oh well, we've got Game 7 at home" mentality.
2013-05-13 09:09:16 PM  
1 votes:
4-1 biatches!
2013-05-13 09:08:57 PM  
1 votes:
LMAO! 4-1 Toronto!
2013-05-13 09:06:52 PM  
1 votes:
I think Reimer just earned himself a threesome with his wife and Elisa Cuthbert after that save
2013-05-13 09:03:20 PM  
1 votes:
Kessel scores in less than 12 parsecs!
2013-05-13 09:02:36 PM  
1 votes:

sno man: [imageshack.us image 500x320]


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2013-05-13 08:52:54 PM  
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: How did that NOT go in?


Hank has sold his goddamn soul to the devil for a twofer - being so damn pretty and an invisible shield behind him in the net.
2013-05-13 08:51:31 PM  
1 votes:
Oh great both games are in intermission at the same time. Meow, anyone?
2013-05-13 08:51:00 PM  
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: I think Claude just found the fried chicken and beers in the Bruins clubhouse.


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2013-05-13 08:48:48 PM  
1 votes:

Publikwerks: Boy, it would be nice is Boston use a powerplay to...you know...GET A SHOT ON NET

//Plenty of nifty passing...It's like everyone wants an assist


Like a hockey version of The Goofy Gophers

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You go first
No, you go first
2013-05-13 08:44:59 PM  
1 votes:
Holy crap. Ovie can actually grow a chinstrap beard now? Glad to see he's finally reached puberty.
2013-05-13 08:41:45 PM  
1 votes:

Publikwerks: I think the refs want bonus hockey


Then they should be calling penalties on the Bruins.  They have a better chance getting a shot on goal shorthanded.
2013-05-13 08:41:29 PM  
1 votes:

Donnchadha: thisiszombocom: ARRON ASSHAM!!!!

You know, "Pork butt" is actually shoulder, not "ass ham"


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2013-05-13 08:37:31 PM  
1 votes:
ARRON ASSHAM!!!!
2013-05-13 08:37:13 PM  
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: AAAAAGH! My Stream died.


Don't worry. Lots of guys have that problem. You should talk to you doctor to see if Levitra is right for you.

/If your stream stays up for more than four hours -- it's an awesome multi-OT game!
2013-05-13 08:33:11 PM  
1 votes:
Man, sure is getting to be a pressure cooker infront of the crease.
2013-05-13 08:23:04 PM  
1 votes:

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: cameroncrazy1984: Don't you think the Bruins look tired?

Airplane sabotage.


Jeremy Jacobs chartered his flights with Fung Wah Plane Company.
2013-05-13 08:18:29 PM  
1 votes:
Don't you think the Bruins look tired?
2013-05-13 08:14:22 PM  
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: Held by Holtby. Drink!


Fool!  You'll kill us all!
2013-05-13 08:06:35 PM  
1 votes:

Inchoate: Donnchadha: LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had

That has got to be the world's most retarded gang sign

Dude, be careful around Gendo Ovechkin or he'll make you score on your mom.


Yep, that's why Ms. Holtby looked so traumatized last season after the B's series.
2013-05-13 08:04:56 PM  
1 votes:
Matt Cooke whining detected in this sector captain.
2013-05-13 07:58:47 PM  
1 votes:
Yeargh. Period two about to commence. Pee now and refill your beverage.
2013-05-13 07:58:36 PM  
1 votes:
Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do
2013-05-13 07:57:08 PM  
1 votes:

robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.


mlb.imageg.net

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.
2013-05-13 07:55:16 PM  
1 votes:

WhiskeySticks: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Unlike the Isles, the Sens show up more than once a week and know how to score goals.


At least the Isles know to wear their Kevlar socks
2013-05-13 07:55:15 PM  
1 votes:

Fubegra: Polish Hussar: Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland.

Don Cherry with normal suits on consecutive nights, has the world gone mad?

He must not have anticipated the first round extending to today.


Plus it's not safe to wear his regular suits two consecutive nights running - too much radiation.
2013-05-13 07:50:50 PM  
1 votes:

WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.


Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens
2013-05-13 07:50:48 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-05-13 07:35:34 PM  
1 votes:

Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!


I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?
2013-05-13 07:27:27 PM  
1 votes:
Is it just me, or does Tuukka Rask sound like the name of a bounty hunter from Star Wars?  Like, he should be standing with Boba Fett on the bridge of the Executor in ESB.
2013-05-13 07:06:05 PM  
1 votes:
i1295.photobucket.com

Soon...

Maple Lafs - 3
B's - 2

Rags -1
Crapitals -2
2013-05-13 07:01:42 PM  
1 votes:
May the ghosts of previous game 7s haunt the Caps fans this evening.
2013-05-13 06:57:08 PM  
1 votes:

Snaps: [fim.413chan.net image 397x295]


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2013-05-13 06:45:56 PM  
1 votes:
Dear God if you are real and not an asshole like I believe you to be,  let this game go to OT. Let Kessel deke Chara and Seguin and go on a breakaway to score the GWG with 5 seconds left in the period.
2013-05-13 06:41:53 PM  
1 votes:
Let's go Caps!

I hope that the Caps learn how to crash the net, Lundqvist takes a nap, and that this isn't a repeat of yesterday's odious officiating:
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2013-05-13 06:40:56 PM  
1 votes:
Now with shaky goodness!!!
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2013-05-13 02:46:16 PM  
1 votes:

PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?


You should find a thread full of both, and hang around in it all day.
2013-05-13 02:32:51 PM  
1 votes:
I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?
2013-05-13 08:36:38 AM  
1 votes:
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Dear Bruins,
It's time to light a fire under your ass.
Stop trying to be cute about it and make take more fark'n shots.
Thank you,
Primitive Screwhead

Publikwerks: pass-pass-pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass-   pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- shoot

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