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(NHL)   Last night of the first round... As unlikely as it should have been, we have two games tonight... two teams move on to face each other in round two, two go golfing... Leafs/Bruins @ 7:00 Rangers/Caps @ 8:00   (nhl.com ) divider line
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2013-05-13 08:14:24 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.


(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.
 
2013-05-13 08:14:24 PM  

CipollinaFan: doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?

It is on CSN.


Also, the program guide on CSN might not list this game, but it's on.
 
2013-05-13 08:14:38 PM  

CipollinaFan: doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?

It is on CSN.


Many thanks!!!!!
 
2013-05-13 08:15:11 PM  
Bruins playing like they've got cement in their skates.

Rask needs some run support!
 
2013-05-13 08:15:11 PM  
farking Bruins...
 
2013-05-13 08:15:12 PM  
Long Change mentioned - EVERYBODY DRINK!
 
2013-05-13 08:15:19 PM  

Inchoate: CipollinaFan: doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?

It is on CSN.

Also, the program guide on CSN might not list this game, but it's on.


Yeah--it's listed as MLS.
Farking farksticks.
 
2013-05-13 08:15:33 PM  
Jack Edwards @RealJackEdwards 1m
Bruins have taken just 3 shots on goal since they scored. That's 21 minutes of game time.
 
2013-05-13 08:15:40 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Reimer appears to be achieving Hot Playoff Goalie status.


and his wife appears to be achieving hot playoff goalie wife status
 
2013-05-13 08:15:42 PM  

Inchoate: 2wolves: Matt Cooke whining detected in this sector captain.

Sulu, transmit a tight-beam message to that area stating that those who hold such opinions are free to polish my captain's log.


Captain, we have a hot babe for the comm duties.
 
2013-05-13 08:16:04 PM  

Polish Hussar: LucklessWonder: Held by Holtby. Drink!

Fool!  You'll kill us all!


I'm on caffeine not alcohol. I'm trying to OD on Arabica
 
2013-05-13 08:16:12 PM  
*whew* Bruins survived another power play
 
2013-05-13 08:16:15 PM  

doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?


CSN MA, channel 76 on fios, the guide says soccer, but it's the game
 
2013-05-13 08:16:20 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.


(an Eastern Conference Championship is still more than your team's done since the Clinton Administration)

*cough*
 
2013-05-13 08:16:26 PM  
Well...it's been fun boys.

See ya next year
 
2013-05-13 08:17:31 PM  

fatalvenom: Well...it's been fun boys.

See ya next year


It still early for that
 
2013-05-13 08:17:34 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Jack Edwards @RealJackEdwards 1m
Bruins have taken just 3 shots on goal since they scored. That's 21 minutes of game time.


Isn't he busy comparing Matt Cooke to Hitler calling play by play at the moment?
 
2013-05-13 08:17:36 PM  
Boston fans, feel free to change your chant from "Let's go Bruins" to "Let's go golfing"
 
2013-05-13 08:18:11 PM  
Reimer so bored by Bruins' anemic offense that he's doing spins and tricks in his crease.  :-)
 
2013-05-13 08:18:29 PM  
Don't you think the Bruins look tired?
 
2013-05-13 08:18:32 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.

(an Eastern Conference Championship is still more than your team's done since the Clinton Administration)

*cough*


Keep moving that bar, champ.
 
2013-05-13 08:19:17 PM  

fatalvenom: Well...it's been fun boys.

See ya next year


Starting to look that way...

Frustrating season and that's how it's going to end, it seems.

Oh, well...
 
2013-05-13 08:19:19 PM  

2wolves: Inchoate: 2wolves: Matt Cooke whining detected in this sector captain.

Sulu, transmit a tight-beam message to that area stating that those who hold such opinions are free to polish my captain's log.

Captain, we have a hot babe for the comm duties.


That we do, Commander. Activate go-go boots!
 
2013-05-13 08:19:41 PM  
Is there anything funnier than a ref hopping to avoid the puck?
 
2013-05-13 08:19:59 PM  
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2013-05-13 08:20:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Don't you think the Bruins look tired?


Airplane sabotage.
 
2013-05-13 08:20:14 PM  
LOL, what the fark was that Grabovski?
 
2013-05-13 08:20:23 PM  
Haha, Grabovski basically mugged that guy.
 
2013-05-13 08:20:34 PM  
I want the Bruins to win their series. I live in Bruins territory and work allows casual Fridays during the playoffs.

Of course, I'd go to work wearing my Rangers gear. ;-)
 
2013-05-13 08:20:52 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.

(an Eastern Conference Championship is still more than your team's done since the Clinton Administration)

*cough*

Keep moving that bar, champ.


Moving what bar?  We've done more than you have in 20 years.  That is fact.   You don't like being the little brother in the rivalry, hope your team actually does what sportswriters say they'll do every single year, lol.
 
2013-05-13 08:21:32 PM  
If I were that Bruin, I'd be checking to see if I still had my wallet.
 
2013-05-13 08:21:44 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Don't you think the Bruins look tired?


Yes, but the Leafs don't look like speed demons either.
If it's still 2-1 in the third, I think the Bruins will make their move then
 
2013-05-13 08:23:04 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: cameroncrazy1984: Don't you think the Bruins look tired?

Airplane sabotage.


Jeremy Jacobs chartered his flights with Fung Wah Plane Company.
 
2013-05-13 08:23:16 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.

(an Eastern Conference Championship is still more than your team's done since the Clinton Administration)

*cough*

Keep moving that bar, champ.

Moving what bar?  We've done more than you have in 20 years.  That is fact.   You don't like being the little brother in the rivalry, hope your team actually does what sportswriters say they'll do every single year, lol.


The "little brother" has two times as many cups as you and is an original six team. You have a bunch of clowns from Colorado. Pretty sure Marty played for them back when he was still farking women he wasn't related to. What I'm saying is he's old, they suck, and they aren't in the playoffs.
 
2013-05-13 08:23:32 PM  

aevorea: I want the Bruins to win their series. I live in Bruins territory and work allows casual Fridays during the playoffs.

Of course, I'd go to work wearing my Rangers gear. ;-)


You might be dead soon...

Make sure you go to legalzoom.com and process a living will.

/cover your bases
 
2013-05-13 08:23:48 PM  

Publikwerks: cameroncrazy1984: Don't you think the Bruins look tired?

Yes, but the Leafs don't look like speed demons either.
If it's still 2-1 in the third, I think the Bruins will make their move then


I dunno, the Leafs appear to be winning more battles on the board and getting to pucks faster.
 
2013-05-13 08:23:56 PM  

MrJesus: The "little brother" has two times as many cups as you and is an original six team.


LOL, yes, the Great Depression WAS eventful.
 
2013-05-13 08:23:59 PM  

LucklessWonder: Is there anything funnier than a ref hopping to avoid the puck?


Yes. A ref hopping over the puck who lands too closely to the net, tangles his skate in it, and tumbles to the ice.

It happened two years ago in a Rangers-Crapitals game.
 
2013-05-13 08:24:00 PM  
These playoffs need more sweet tea ads. Ever since last year I'm tempted to register at farmersonly.com with the promise of sweet tea.
 
2013-05-13 08:24:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Haha, Grabovski basically mugged that guy.


Never thought I'd compliment a Leafs player, but he's impressed me with the way he keeps getting flattened and bounces right up again. Of course, he's still young - a body can't take that much abuse year in, year out.
 
2013-05-13 08:24:28 PM  
SPECTACULAR DIVE!!!!!

No penalty, biatch.
 
2013-05-13 08:24:39 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.


I too remember 2008 with great fondness, but for a different reason.
/Go Wings
//#6, that's a big ol' check
 
2013-05-13 08:24:47 PM  
This Broussard kid can play

/Cue terrible injury
 
2013-05-13 08:25:09 PM  

aevorea: LucklessWonder: Is there anything funnier than a ref hopping to avoid the puck?

Yes. A ref hopping over the puck who lands too closely to the net, tangles his skate in it, and tumbles to the ice.

It happened two years ago in a Rangers-Capitals game.


Oh shiat, yeah that was funny.
 
2013-05-13 08:25:16 PM  

aevorea: I want the Bruins to win their series. I live in Bruins territory and work allows casual Fridays during the playoffs.

Of course, I'd go to work wearing my Rangers gear. ;-)


Casual Fridays only during playoffs?  Not the rest of the year?  That's kinda weak.  :-)
 
2013-05-13 08:25:45 PM  
Bruins can't control the puck, can't take advantage of any opportunities, can't play offense.....
 
2013-05-13 08:26:18 PM  

MrJesus: SPECTACULAR DIVE!!!!!

No penalty, biatch.


On the play where the guy got hit by the puck?
 
2013-05-13 08:26:29 PM  
effn Bruins play hockey like alzheimers patients. A Bos player passes from behind the opposing goalie right in the crease and there is not a single Bruin to try and score. "Oh, I didn't know you wanted to set me up directly in front of the net.  I thought you might want to pass it to me where I was, way out by the blue line
 
2013-05-13 08:26:46 PM  
Nasty looking hit.
 
2013-05-13 08:27:10 PM  
Nice hit from AO
 
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