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(NHL)   Last night of the first round... As unlikely as it should have been, we have two games tonight... two teams move on to face each other in round two, two go golfing... Leafs/Bruins @ 7:00 Rangers/Caps @ 8:00   (nhl.com) divider line 1380
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2013-05-13 07:53:46 PM  
ultimatecheerleaders.com 

MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?


I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had
 
2013-05-13 07:54:46 PM  

Polish Hussar: Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland.

Don Cherry with normal suits on consecutive nights, has the world gone mad?


He must not have anticipated the first round extending to today.
 
2013-05-13 07:55:04 PM  
FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.
 
2013-05-13 07:55:15 PM  

Fubegra: Polish Hussar: Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland.

Don Cherry with normal suits on consecutive nights, has the world gone mad?

He must not have anticipated the first round extending to today.


Plus it's not safe to wear his regular suits two consecutive nights running - too much radiation.
 
2013-05-13 07:55:16 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Unlike the Isles, the Sens show up more than once a week and know how to score goals.


At least the Isles know to wear their Kevlar socks
 
2013-05-13 07:55:19 PM  

RminusQ: Frozen_Puck: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now. Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

I just want 1 to go to OT so we set a new record.

For those who are wondering, this is the 146th Game 7 in Stanley Cup Playoff history. Of the first 145, 35 (or just less than a quarter) have gone to OT. In fact, the past two seasons, the Bruins have gone to OT in Game 7 of their CQF. No team has played more OT Game 7's than the Bruins (six, tied with Montreal), and only Detroit has won more (both Boston and Montreal are 3-3; Detroit is 4-1).

/i got a spreadsheet


How many of the Bruins and Canadiens OT Game 7's have been against each other?
 
2013-05-13 07:55:29 PM  
Almost time for CAPS v Rangers

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2013-05-13 07:55:35 PM  

robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.


What he said.
 
2013-05-13 07:55:58 PM  

Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens


Letang, Despres, Dupuis, Fleury are from Quebec. Lawl
 
2013-05-13 07:56:06 PM  

LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had


That has got to be the world's most retarded gang sign
 
2013-05-13 07:56:23 PM  

robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.


I got these for you.
 
2013-05-13 07:56:39 PM  

CipollinaFan: Almost time for CAPS v Rangers

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 192x270]


*yoink*

Roenick predicting Caps/Rangers goes 2OT, so expect it to end in regulation...
 
2013-05-13 07:57:08 PM  

robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.


mlb.imageg.net

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.
 
2013-05-13 07:57:19 PM  

Donnchadha: LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had

That has got to be the world's most retarded gang sign


It's up there.
 
2013-05-13 07:57:21 PM  

ontariolightning: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Letang, Despres, Dupuis, Fleury are from Quebec. Lawl


Wait.... are you trying to say that players don't play for their hometown teams? My whole world view is shattered!
 
2013-05-13 07:57:34 PM  

Flappyhead: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?

Kat Dennings was going to let me motorboat her for an hour, but here I am.


I would seriously have to think about that one...
 
2013-05-13 07:57:37 PM  

Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Unlike the Isles, the Sens show up more than once a week and know how to score goals.

At least the Isles know to wear their Kevlar socks


True...much like never bringing a knife to a gun fight, never wear regular socks when you're on the ice with a dirt bag like Matt Cooke.
 
2013-05-13 07:57:50 PM  
jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack
 
2013-05-13 07:58:08 PM  
From a public imgur account someone pointed people to when the season began... I thought this was funny!

i.imgur.com

GO RANGERS!
 
2013-05-13 07:58:21 PM  

sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack


Too farking small.
 
2013-05-13 07:58:31 PM  
img.photobucket.com
INTERMISSION!

2nd PERIOD COMING UP NEXT!

/GO BRUINS!
 
2013-05-13 07:58:36 PM  
Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do
 
2013-05-13 07:58:39 PM  

Donnchadha: ontariolightning: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Letang, Despres, Dupuis, Fleury are from Quebec. Lawl

Wait.... are you trying to say that players don't play for their hometown teams? My whole world view is shattered!

That is where they'll bring the cup if they win it.

 
2013-05-13 07:58:47 PM  
Yeargh. Period two about to commence. Pee now and refill your beverage.
 
2013-05-13 07:58:58 PM  
I got it from here, by the way: http://imgur.com/a/TISAG#0
 
2013-05-13 07:59:01 PM  

LucklessWonder: sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack

Too farking small.


That's what she said!
 
2013-05-13 07:59:12 PM  

Whatever_I_Suppose: From a public imgur account someone pointed people to when the season began... I thought this was funny!

[i.imgur.com image 290x400]

GO RANGERS!


That was actually a thread qualifier last playoffs.
 
2013-05-13 07:59:23 PM  

sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack


475kb-ish and 740pixels wide
 
2013-05-13 07:59:41 PM  
Finally home and able to watch properly. Hopefully one of these games goes OT.
 
2013-05-13 07:59:44 PM  

LucklessWonder: sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack

Too farking small.


488 kB.
 
2013-05-13 07:59:57 PM  
pokeczech.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-13 08:00:23 PM  

soopey: Yeargh. Period two about to commence. Pee now and refill your beverage.


are you telling us to drink our own pee?
 
2013-05-13 08:00:31 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.


i63.photobucket.com

Same as last year.  Tick tock.
 
2013-05-13 08:00:42 PM  
galforallseasons.files.wordpress.com

I like this picture soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
 
2013-05-13 08:00:48 PM  

Polish Hussar: Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do


I love Don Cherry.
 
2013-05-13 08:00:58 PM  

mikaloyd: sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack

475kb-ish and 740pixels wide


thx... and hurrr...
 
2013-05-13 08:01:05 PM  
So... this CNBC $50,000 for your business show is farking terrible, right?
 
2013-05-13 08:01:16 PM  

ontariolightning: Donnchadha: ontariolightning: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Letang, Despres, Dupuis, Fleury are from Quebec. Lawl

Wait.... are you trying to say that players don't play for their hometown teams? My whole world view is shattered!

That is where they'll bring the cup if they win it.


When the Pens won the cup in 2009, of course they followed Crosby with cameras when he had his day. My favorite moment was when he took it to see sick kids in the hospital and one girl asks "Where's your name?" -- of course, they hadn't engraved it yet. She was disinterested, almost like he was a fraud, when he said it wasn't there yet
 
2013-05-13 08:01:25 PM  

LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had


s k i n cancer *clap clap" cancer "clap clap"

Holy shiat those girls tan too much
 
2013-05-13 08:02:10 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-05-13 08:02:45 PM  
Bruins PP!
 
2013-05-13 08:03:18 PM  
Alex Ovechkin this series: 1 Goal, 1 Assist
Rick Nash this series: 0 Goals, 1 Assist

Both teams big stars coming up roses this series....
 
2013-05-13 08:03:18 PM  
Bruins Power Failure coming up.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:02 PM  

Polish Hussar: Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do


It's not much of a story out here, to tell the truth. And the article was by the Canadian Press service, which is based in Toronto.


TORONTO - Don Cherry took a veiled shot at Vancouver that earned him an ovation from Toronto Maple Leafs fans.
Speaking during the Coach's Corner segment on "Hockey Night in Canada," the hockey commentator noted Sunday there were thousands of people watching Game 6 between the Leafs and Boston Bruins outside Toronto's Air Canada Centre but no signs of violence or discord.
"There's 20,000 people outside this building there," said Cherry. "They don't wreck things, they're good Canadian hockey fans and they don't wreck things, they love hockey and that's the way it should be."
CBC cut to a shot of the crowd outside the arena, which cheered as Cherry praised them.
A riot broke out in Vancouver after the Canucks lost Game 7 of the 2011 Stanley Cup final to the Boston Bruins. An estimated $4.2 million of damage was done to the city, with almost 200 people charged with various offences and 56 convictions.
Despite Cherry's assertions on Saturday, the crowds gathering outside the ACC for the Maple Leafs first playoff series in nine years have not always been peaceful.
After Toronto's 2-1 victory in Boston on Friday, a group of hockey fans damaged a taxi cab north of Maple Leaf Square by standing on top of the car and ripping its sign off the roof.
Police dispersed the rowdy group, moving them further north toward the city's subway system.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:10 PM  

LucklessWonder: Alex Ovechkin this series: 1 Goal, 1 Assist
Rick Nash this series: 0 Goals, 1 Assist

Both teams big stars coming up roses this series....


Rags still got the better end of the trade in Brassard (since we only care about the playoffs ITT)
 
2013-05-13 08:04:22 PM  

FiendishFellow05: Polish Hussar: Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do

I love Don Cherry.


I love Don, too.  But I find it amusing that it feels like 90% of Ron MacLean's job description is making sure Don doesn't go too far off the reservation.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:34 PM  

Donnchadha: LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had

That has got to be the world's most retarded gang sign


Dude, be careful around Gendo Ovechkin or he'll make you score on your mom.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:56 PM  
Matt Cooke whining detected in this sector captain.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:57 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]


Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.
 
2013-05-13 08:05:00 PM  

wooden_badger: Bruins Power Failure coming up.


If any team knows about playoff power failures, it's the Bruins.

Also, fog.
 
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