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(NHL)   Last night of the first round... As unlikely as it should have been, we have two games tonight... two teams move on to face each other in round two, two go golfing... Leafs/Bruins @ 7:00 Rangers/Caps @ 8:00   (nhl.com) divider line 1380
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2013-05-13 07:35:46 PM

HoleChicken: HoleChicken: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.

Ugh, stupid typo is stupid.  Probably shouldn't have been eating, watching hockey and typing at the same time.


What? No drinking involved? Amateur.
 
2013-05-13 07:35:51 PM

SpaceButler: Man, it's nice to have Kadri back.


yea, he looked a little overwhelmed in the first 5, but I thought he played much better last night...he seems to be on tonight too
 
2013-05-13 07:36:26 PM

mikaloyd: What did everybody else give up?


I'm DVRing "How I met your mother".
 
2013-05-13 07:36:52 PM

WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: HoleChicken: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.

Ugh, stupid typo is stupid.  Probably shouldn't have been eating, watching hockey and typing at the same time.

What? No drinking involved? Amateur.


Oh, there's a Sam Adams on the table, but I only have two hands and one mouth.
 
2013-05-13 07:37:24 PM

Frozen_Puck: And what exactly did you expect them to do?  They're both east coast games.  This was pretty expected.


Start the games at 7 & 7:30 so that the intermissions are essentially opposite each other.  Starting the games an hour apart pretty much ensures overlapping intermission dead time.
 
2013-05-13 07:37:32 PM

andychrist420: buckeyebrain: WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: Love the "Reimer! Reimer! Reimer!" chants. Whenever I hear those, I remember the Sox fans booing Clemens off the mound at Fenway in the '99 ALCS. Those can really get in someone's head.

They're all jelly he gets to wet his willy in hotness every night.

But she's a mennonite!!!!  Don't you understand?????

You keep on with that.  My wife is a mennonite.  Quite the farker she is.  Not into the girl/girl thing, but loves the cawk.


I bet she's got a lot of experience in raising chickens, if you know what I mean....
 
2013-05-13 07:37:49 PM
If anyone knows about MRI's, it would be Bruschi
 
2013-05-13 07:38:12 PM
LOL, "The Bruins have been playing like a PANDA bear the last two games."
 
2013-05-13 07:38:38 PM

andychrist420: buckeyebrain: WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: Love the "Reimer! Reimer! Reimer!" chants. Whenever I hear those, I remember the Sox fans booing Clemens off the mound at Fenway in the '99 ALCS. Those can really get in someone's head.

They're all jelly he gets to wet his willy in hotness every night.

But she's a mennonite!!!!  Don't you understand?????

You keep on with that.  My wife is a mennonite.  Quite the farker she is.  Not into the girl/girl thing, but loves the cawk.


Oh, jeez, I thought it was saskatchewanstiffbreeze that was pounding the "mennonite" thing with Reimer's wife, not you.  My bad.
 
2013-05-13 07:38:47 PM

Donnchadha: robsul82: Donnchadha: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

[morbo.gif]

Double OT does not work that way!!

I'm not saying double OT, I'm saying both games will go to OT.

Well, I want double OT... not two single OTs... although I'd take a double multi-OT


Fark you all.  I want 7 OT periods tonight.  Divide them however you want, but it's gotta be 7.
 
2013-05-13 07:38:56 PM
Fall Out Boy on the hockey organ.
 
2013-05-13 07:39:00 PM
I just want to check because I'm lazy. Is it certain that both of tonight's winners will be playing each other in the next round? Because if it is, I want Caps/Rangers to end in Regulation (with a Caps win, of course) and TOR/BOS to go 5, maybe 6 OTs.
 
2013-05-13 07:39:10 PM
That clip of Chara throwing down JVR will never get old.  Instant classic.
 
2013-05-13 07:39:35 PM
Gooooo Rangers.

Tonight should be interesting - I've been in the ER all day for suspected miscarriage. Luckily, kidlet is fine and I *just* have kidney stones (just... still hurts like hell). So I'll be watching game 7 while loopy on kidlet-safe pain meds.

Go Rangers!
 
2013-05-13 07:40:06 PM

Recoil Therapy: Frozen_Puck: And what exactly did you expect them to do?  They're both east coast games.  This was pretty expected.

Start the games at 7 & 7:30 so that the intermissions are essentially opposite each other.  Starting the games an hour apart pretty much ensures overlapping intermission dead time.


While you are correct, he asked why the NHL only scheduled them an hour apart, as if they were going to have east coast games at 7 and 9 or something.
 
2013-05-13 07:40:11 PM

mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?


I turned down the opportunity to double team a couple of biker chicks with Joe Biden.
 
2013-05-13 07:40:19 PM

elguerodiablo: WhiskeySticks: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

Boths are in the eastern time zone...the world does not stop and start at your convenience.

True.  Why would you want to make your best product available to as many people as possible?


It should wind up where you'll get the other during intermission. You can't really start an east coast game at 9. Too late of a night. People out east have their game they'd watch even if both started at 6.

Solution...get 2 screens or go to a bar and catch both games in real time.
 
2013-05-13 07:40:22 PM

andychrist420: Donnchadha: robsul82: Donnchadha: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

[morbo.gif]

Double OT does not work that way!!

I'm not saying double OT, I'm saying both games will go to OT.

Well, I want double OT... not two single OTs... although I'd take a double multi-OT

Fark you all.  I want 7 OT periods tonight.  Divide them however you want, but it's gotta be 7.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-13 07:41:35 PM

mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?


As President of Earth, I shut down everything.  EVERYTHING! so to not disrupt hockey.
 
2013-05-13 07:41:38 PM

Donnchadha: andychrist420: Donnchadha: robsul82: Donnchadha: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

[morbo.gif]

Double OT does not work that way!!

I'm not saying double OT, I'm saying both games will go to OT.

Well, I want double OT... not two single OTs... although I'd take a double multi-OT

Fark you all.  I want 7 OT periods tonight.  Divide them however you want, but it's gotta be 7.

[media.tumblr.com image 200x200]


"Overtime period" is a phrase that I'm glad only applies to hockey.
 
2013-05-13 07:41:42 PM

LucklessWonder: I just want to check because I'm lazy. Is it certain that both of tonight's winners will be playing each other in the next round? Because if it is, I want Caps/Rangers to end in Regulation (with a Caps win, of course) and TOR/BOS to go 5, maybe 6 OTs.


Yeah, Pens/Sens is a lock.
 
2013-05-13 07:42:08 PM

LucklessWonder: I turned down the opportunity to double team a couple of biker chicks with Joe Biden.


That'd be hard to pass up.
 
2013-05-13 07:42:14 PM

HoleChicken: WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: HoleChicken: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.

Ugh, stupid typo is stupid.  Probably shouldn't have been eating, watching hockey and typing at the same time.

What? No drinking involved? Amateur.

Oh, there's a Sam Adams on the table, but I only have two hands and one mouth.


A beer dispensing hard hat, duh!
 
2013-05-13 07:42:17 PM

andychrist420: I want 7 OT periods tonight.  Divide them however you want, but it's gotta be 7.


Fine. All 7 to Rags & Caps.
I need sleep.
 
2013-05-13 07:42:30 PM

andychrist420: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?

As President of Earth, I shut down everything.  EVERYTHING! so to not disrupt hockey.


I thought only President Madagascar had that kind of authority
 
2013-05-13 07:42:58 PM

mikaloyd: LucklessWonder: I turned down the opportunity to double team a couple of biker chicks with Joe Biden.

That'd be hard to pass up.


Not for hockey when it's my team in a game 7.
 
2013-05-13 07:42:58 PM
So, did they point out that the title sponsor for the TD Gardens is "Toronto Dominion Bank" ?
 
2013-05-13 07:43:16 PM

Donnchadha: Does Lupul untie the game?

Nope... it's not Lupul.


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2013-05-13 07:43:21 PM

WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: HoleChicken: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.

Ugh, stupid typo is stupid.  Probably shouldn't have been eating, watching hockey and typing at the same time.

What? No drinking involved? Amateur.

Oh, there's a Sam Adams on the table, but I only have two hands and one mouth.

A beer dispensing hard hat, duh!


And to think, I had one in college...

I do have a real hard hat, which I never use.  I wonder if I could modify it.
 
2013-05-13 07:43:45 PM

mikaloyd: LucklessWonder: I turned down the opportunity to double team a couple of biker chicks with Joe Biden.

That'd be hard to pass up.


Games 7 would give me pause.

/also my wife would cut my balls off with a truck-stop spork
 
2013-05-13 07:44:08 PM

Donnchadha: Does Lupul untie the game?

Nope... it's not Lupul.


It's never Lupul.
 
2013-05-13 07:44:44 PM
Well, at least the refs aren't calling ticky tack shiat tonight, lest both penalty boxes would look like this:

thepuckdoctors.com
 
2013-05-13 07:47:10 PM

Fubegra: Donnchadha: Does Lupul untie the game?

Nope... it's not Lupul.

It's never Lupul.


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-13 07:47:37 PM
Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT
 
2013-05-13 07:48:10 PM

andychrist420: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?

As President of Earth, I shut down everything.  EVERYTHING! so to not disrupt hockey.


I've had plans to take my mom out to a schmancy steak house for weeks, so no hockey until we're done. Sounds like I'm missing a future classic.

/typing under table
 
2013-05-13 07:48:32 PM
Sucks that Seidenberg got hurt. Going to be a long long night without him.
 
2013-05-13 07:48:50 PM
Active Stick! (Does it count in intermission?)
 
2013-05-13 07:49:37 PM

dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT


This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.
 
2013-05-13 07:49:51 PM
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland.

Don Cherry with normal suits on consecutive nights, has the world gone mad?
 
2013-05-13 07:49:53 PM
Grapes in the same suit as last night...
 
2013-05-13 07:50:00 PM

Frozen_Puck: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now. Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

I just want 1 to go to OT so we set a new record.


For those who are wondering, this is the 146th Game 7 in Stanley Cup Playoff history. Of the first 145, 35 (or just less than a quarter) have gone to OT. In fact, the past two seasons, the Bruins have gone to OT in Game 7 of their CQF. No team has played more OT Game 7's than the Bruins (six, tied with Montreal), and only Detroit has won more (both Boston and Montreal are 3-3; Detroit is 4-1).

/i got a spreadsheet
 
2013-05-13 07:50:27 PM

mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?


Kat Dennings was going to let me motorboat her for an hour, but here I am.
 
2013-05-13 07:50:48 PM
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2013-05-13 07:50:50 PM

WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.


Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens
 
2013-05-13 07:50:58 PM

elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.


They locked out a good part of the season. You really have to ask this?
 
2013-05-13 07:51:19 PM

sno man: Grapes in the same suit as last night...


It takes longer than 24 hours to get him out of the suit. Kinda like a knight in full armor.
 
2013-05-13 07:51:43 PM
You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?
 
2013-05-13 07:52:34 PM

Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens


Unlike the Isles, the Sens show up more than once a week and know how to score goals.
 
2013-05-13 07:53:42 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Someone got their period a little early at the end of Game 6.
 
2013-05-13 07:53:43 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Grapes in the same suit as last night...

It takes longer than 24 hours to get him out of the suit. Kinda like a knight in full armor.


hehe.  Fan of that tie, though!!
 
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