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(NHL)   Last night of the first round... As unlikely as it should have been, we have two games tonight... two teams move on to face each other in round two, two go golfing... Leafs/Bruins @ 7:00 Rangers/Caps @ 8:00   (nhl.com ) divider line
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2013-05-13 04:22:40 PM  
I'm being roped into watching the game with some die-hard Leaf fans. I think it'll be exciting, since I don't really care who wins (hurray Sens!), but I'm not looking forward to the evening if the Leafs lose.

Most of these guys get angsty and depressed when their team loses three games in a row in the pre-season. A game seven loss (especially if the Leafs completely shiat the bed) might cause them to distribute the arsenic-laced Kool Aid.
 
2013-05-13 04:28:21 PM  

Publikwerks: PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?

[s11.postimg.org image 433x634]


Finally a useful suggestion.  It's not like I can just ignore a Game 7.
 
2013-05-13 04:35:30 PM  

PowerSlacker: Publikwerks: PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?

[s11.postimg.org image 433x634]

Finally a useful suggestion.  It's not like I can just ignore a Game 7.


You can also celebrate the fact that one team will be eliminated.
 
2013-05-13 05:16:42 PM  
Rangers are 0-5 in game 7's on the road.
 
2013-05-13 05:57:36 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Rangers are 0-5 in game 7's on the road.


So, you're saying they are over due?
 
2013-05-13 05:59:50 PM  

Snaps: So, you're saying they are over due?


Road teams don't win game 7's on the road very often, I think the Wings have used up all that magic for the first round.
 
2013-05-13 06:08:40 PM  

Snaps: Popcorn Johnny: Rangers are 0-5 in game 7's on the road.

So, you're saying they are over due?


i.qkme.me
 
2013-05-13 06:19:44 PM  
Samsonite!
 
2013-05-13 06:19:48 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Snaps: So, you're saying they are over due?

Road teams don't win game 7's on the road very often, I think the Wings have used up all that magic for the first round.


Momentum counts more than home ice in the playoffs, mostly has this year so far, except with the Rangers-Caps series. It's been all home teams and as much as I'd like the Leafs to have a shot at the Rangers, I suspect it'll be the Caps...
 
2013-05-13 06:28:25 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Road teams don't win game 7's on the road very often


My last post sponsored by the Department of Redundancy Department.
 
2013-05-13 06:33:33 PM  
DAY FOURTEEN
7:00, CNBC: TOR - BOS [GAME SEVEN]
8:00, NBCS: NYR - WAS [GAME SEVEN]

Full Round One schedule with times and TV

/i've gotta re-guess the round two schedule
//really don't know what they're gonna do with the blackhawks starting wednesday
///probably back-to-back since htey can't host thursday
 
2013-05-13 06:33:46 PM  
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2013-05-13 06:35:16 PM  
Back in time to grab a drink, kick back, and watch the puck drop.  No booze though, stupid antibiotics.  I'm sure a few of you will have an extra one for me.  Hell, you'd probably have an extra one regardless.  Because it's game 7.
 
2013-05-13 06:35:51 PM  
oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-13 06:37:39 PM  
hockey!
 
2013-05-13 06:40:06 PM  

ontariolightning: [oi39.tinypic.com image 782x914]


You seem to be about the right build and pallor to be this guy.

www.jayzoo.com
Seems legit. Most Leafs fans do in fact hide their faces.
 
2013-05-13 06:40:56 PM  
Now with shaky goodness!!!
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2013-05-13 06:41:33 PM  
I'm going with the Caps because they're at home and the Bruins.  They'll be pissed that those dirty Canadians sabotaged their plane last night.
 
2013-05-13 06:41:50 PM  

soopey: ontariolightning: [oi39.tinypic.com image 782x914]

You seem to be about the right build and pallor to be this guy.

[www.jayzoo.com image 500x439]
Seems legit. Most Leafs fans do in fact hide their faces.


our faces are all scarred with tears
 
2013-05-13 06:41:53 PM  
Let's go Caps!

I hope that the Caps learn how to crash the net, Lundqvist takes a nap, and that this isn't a repeat of yesterday's odious officiating:
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2013-05-13 06:44:37 PM  
fim.413chan.net
 
2013-05-13 06:45:56 PM  
Dear God if you are real and not an asshole like I believe you to be,  let this game go to OT. Let Kessel deke Chara and Seguin and go on a breakaway to score the GWG with 5 seconds left in the period.
 
2013-05-13 06:46:00 PM  
Sooooon.

Go Caps, Go Leafs (though if the Bruins win that'll be okay)

Rangers need to DIAF
 
2013-05-13 06:46:00 PM  
Nah, I just found that JPEG amusing. Saving yours, too. :D
 
2013-05-13 06:46:54 PM  
Is it time yet?  It's been a looooong day today knowing that there are TWO game 7s on tap tonight, each one with teams I don't care about so last night's pressure just isn't there.....hang on a second.....

Ok, I'm a bit slow at times.  No great news there I'm sure.  However it just hit me that if the Rags win we'll have another Original Six series (which would make 3 so far, with the potential of one more in the Cup round).  When was the last time that all six teams were in the playoffs the same year (obviously it's been at least 9 years....)

Ok, so I do have one team to root for tonight, GO RANGERS

/I think I may even have a NYR hat around here somewhere to wear
 
2013-05-13 06:50:09 PM  

Recoil Therapy: However it just hit me that if the Rags win we'll have another Original Six series


I wanted a Habs/Bruins or Habs/Leafs series somewhere in there, to sit back and watch the inevitable murder that would ensue.
 
2013-05-13 06:50:14 PM  

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i.imgur.com

 
2013-05-13 06:51:06 PM  
yo-modo.com

LET'S GO BRUINS!!!
 
2013-05-13 06:52:43 PM  
I got a Cam Neely throwback sweater for my birthday.  I really hope the Bruins win this series or I may never be able to wear it again.
 
2013-05-13 06:52:47 PM  

sno man: Now with shaky goodness!!!
[img542.imageshack.us image 314x491]


Bad 'shop for today.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-13 06:53:04 PM  
And now, Killkenny and The Royal Oak Present

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2013-05-13 06:53:16 PM  

sno man: Now with shaky goodness!!!
[img542.imageshack.us image 314x491]


media.soundonsound.com

Nile Rodgers frowns upon your shenanigans.
 
2013-05-13 06:54:41 PM  
SOON!

Heading to BW3 for the games after I get out of the office.  Beer Me!
 
2013-05-13 06:57:08 PM  

Snaps: [fim.413chan.net image 397x295]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-13 06:57:49 PM  
From Fluto Shinzawa (one of the better hockey scribes out there) based on pregame warmups the line combinations are:

TORONTO

James van Riemsdyk-Nazem Kadri-Phil Kessel
Clarke MacArthur-Mikhail Grabovski-Nikolai Kulemin
Joffrey Lupul-Joe Colborne-Matt Frattin
Leo Komarov-Jay McClement-Colton Orr

Carl Gunnarsson-Dion Phaneuf
Jake Gardiner-Cody Franson
John-Michael Liles-Ryan O'Byrne

James Reimer
Ben Scrivens

BOSTON

Milan Lucic-David Krejci-Nathan Horton
Brad Marchand-Patrice Bergeron-Tyler Seguin
Rich Peverley-Chris Kelly-Jaromir Jagr
Daniel Paille-Gregory Campbell-Shawn Thornton

Zdeno Chara-Johnny Boychuk
Dennis Seidenberg-Adam McQuaid
Wade Redden-Dougie Hamilton

Tuukka Rask
Anton Khudobin
 
2013-05-13 07:01:42 PM  
May the ghosts of previous game 7s haunt the Caps fans this evening.
 
2013-05-13 07:01:46 PM  
I was really hoping for a little shake-up in the lines but alas :

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-13 07:03:23 PM  
Bruins do you know what kind of insanity you will unleash if you let the leafs win?
 
2013-05-13 07:04:39 PM  

Inchoate: Recoil Therapy: However it just hit me that if the Rags win we'll have another Original Six series

I wanted a Habs/Bruins or Habs/Leafs series somewhere in there, to sit back and watch the inevitable murder that would ensue.


Yeah, that would have been fun to watch.  Provided of course that the current Hab players actually know their history & more importantly know how to fight.  Ah well, there's always next year.

At least with them playing the Sens this year a Canadian team will make it as far as round two & who knows, maybe, just maybe after 20 years The Cup will do something more than just come to visit player's hometowns during the summer (yes, yes, I know it technically lives at the HHOF in Toronto.  However....)
 
2013-05-13 07:05:29 PM  

soopey: sno man: Now with shaky goodness!!!
[img542.imageshack.us image 314x491]

Bad 'shop for today.

[i41.tinypic.com image 600x700]


HA!  not going to happen my friend.  Whatever does tonight, this is an awesome ride!!
 
2013-05-13 07:06:05 PM  
i1295.photobucket.com

Soon...

Maple Lafs - 3
B's - 2

Rags -1
Crapitals -2
 
2013-05-13 07:06:43 PM  

2wolves: May the ghosts of previous game 7s haunt the Caps fans this evening.


Hear hear!
 
2013-05-13 07:07:54 PM  

WhiskeySticks:
Rags -1
Crapitals -2


Do the Rags win for having the "higher" negative score?
 
2013-05-13 07:07:55 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2013-05-13 07:09:00 PM  

Recoil Therapy: & who knows, maybe, just maybe after 20 years The Cup will do something more than just come to visit player's hometowns during the summer


no. sorry. request denied
 
2013-05-13 07:09:29 PM  
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!

/even the Bruins plane didn't want to go back to Boston
 
2013-05-13 07:09:40 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: I was really hoping for a little shake-up in the lines but alas :

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 194x260]


Julien is not big on mix-mastering the lines, but Jagr needs some more inspired line mates and the 2nd line has been invisible
 
2013-05-13 07:10:15 PM  

Flappyhead: And now, Killkenny and The Royal Oak Present


Hey! Those bastards didn't serve that there yesterday!!!
 
2013-05-13 07:10:28 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-13 07:11:03 PM  
Jesus, Bruins aren't farking around tonight.
 
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