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(NHL)   Last night of the first round... As unlikely as it should have been, we have two games tonight... two teams move on to face each other in round two, two go golfing... Leafs/Bruins @ 7:00 Rangers/Caps @ 8:00   ( nhl.com) divider line
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2013-05-13 08:21:10 AM  

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2013-05-13 08:26:10 AM  
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2013-05-13 08:28:38 AM  
Hopefully we'll get a ref that isn't in the tank for the Rangers.  Yesterday was an embarrassment.
 
2013-05-13 08:33:25 AM  
Last chance, Bruins... You can do it.

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2013-05-13 08:36:38 AM  

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Dear Bruins,
It's time to light a fire under your ass.
Stop trying to be cute about it and make take more fark'n shots.
Thank you,
Primitive Screwhead

Publikwerks: pass-pass-pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass-   pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- shoot

gobangdigital.com
 
2013-05-13 08:42:04 AM  
Bruins are 19-4 in Game 7s...
 
2013-05-13 08:47:23 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 850x542]

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_____________________________________________________________


Dear Bruins,
It's time to light a fire under your ass.
Stop trying to be cute about it and make take more fark'n shots.
Thank you,
Primitive Screwhead

Publikwerks: pass-pass-pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass-   pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- shoot
[gobangdigital.com image 300x196]


Well, they tend to be too cute out there. I know one goal was after their pick play went south and Toronto drove in with the puck.
 
2013-05-13 08:50:55 AM  
 Publikwerks: keylock71: Well, once again the Bruins failed to close out a series...

Not optimistic at this point. I hope the Bruins at least show up to play tonight for the full 60 minutes, because last night was pitiful.

Guess we'll see soon enough.

I wouldn't say pitiful. It wasn't great hockey, but Reimer was pretty damn solid, and the Leaf's d keep the Bs from getting ANY rebounds, which is Reimer's weakness. I think that is the B's problem - Reimer gives up loads of re bounds, but by playing this pass-pass-pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass-  pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- pass- shoot game in Toronto's zone, they aren't going to get the rebound shots that will get past Reimer.

//my 2 cents.

Yep, Leafs did a great job keeping the Bruins to the perimeters... But the lack of sustained offensive presence was more about the Bruins losing those one on one battles along the boards and in the corners, in my opinion.


Fair enough. Hopefully a good night's sleep without having to worry about travel until the morning will help.
 
2013-05-13 09:18:13 AM  
Dear Bruins, you suck.

I mean not really because you can't close a series, but more because you are delaying the rest of us from having more hockey. Finish this shiat up so we can start the second round already, aight?

And on that note, and I'm going to feel dirty for saying this, thank you to Detroit for realizing it's Duck season. We'll see you in Chicago where on we will promptly kick your ass.

soon.......
 
2013-05-13 10:03:12 AM  
That Patton quote would mean a whole lot more if the Bruins would just do one other thing that happens a LOT during wartime - people SHOOT (the damn puck) .

Enjoy the off season Ducks, you certainly deserve to be there now.  The hard edge that let you demolish the Western Conf. during the season was pretty much missing once the playoffs started & it showed in that you couldn't get things done enough in regulation.  What should have been a relatively easy series ended up with you sitting in the showers wondering what happened.  Hopefully your poor showing pisses Teemu off enough that he wants to come back for another shot at The Cup rather than making him so disgusted that he hangs the armor & blades up for good.  Massive congrats to Detroit, you shouldn't have done it but you did.  You probably won't make it past Chicago but as you really shouldn't be there to begin with, you've got nothing to be ashamed of.  Next year will just be that much better as the injuries heal & the young guns get more experience (the retirements that hurt this year probably won't change though....).

TWO game sevens tonight - awesome hockey in store for us (one would hope anyway....)
 
2013-05-13 10:10:45 AM  
HOO DILLY! It's gonna be a good one!
 
2013-05-13 10:33:33 AM  

Publikwerks: Fair enough. Hopefully a good night's sleep without having to worry about travel until the morning will help.


It really comes down to what Brick harps on all the time... Get your skating game going, which leads to the physical game, which leads to turnovers and offensive opportunities.

The last two games have seen far too many Bruins not moving their legs, dumping in without purpose, and turning over the puck in the neutral zone... They also need to win the battles along the boards.
 
2013-05-13 10:38:33 AM  
I hate game 7s when it your team in it.
 
2013-05-13 10:43:20 AM  

soopey: I hate game 7s when it your team in it.


Worst for me was Bruins-Lightning Game 7 in 2011... Holy shiat, what a game.
 
2013-05-13 10:45:32 AM  

keylock71: soopey: I hate game 7s when it your team in it.

Worst for me was Bruins-Lightning Game 7 in 2011... Holy shiat, what a game.


As a Leafs fan, it's a certain game 6 in the early 90s that haunts me more than any game 7.
 
2013-05-13 10:49:25 AM  

keylock71: Publikwerks: Fair enough. Hopefully a good night's sleep without having to worry about travel until the morning will help.

It really comes down to what Brick harps on all the time... Get your skating game going, which leads to the physical game, which leads to turnovers and offensive opportunities.

The last two games have seen far too many Bruins not moving their legs, dumping in without purpose, and turning over the puck in the neutral zone... They also need to win the battles along the boards.


I think turning it over in the neutral zone was the worst. Toronto is fast, and will drive to the net.

I dunno, I felt much worse about it last night, but I think the Bruins can fight Toronto off.
 
2013-05-13 11:03:08 AM  

keylock71: soopey: I hate game 7s when it your team in it.

Worst for me was Bruins-Lightning Game 7 in 2011... Holy shiat, what a game.


That was a pretty good thread too.

http://fark.com/comments/6240706/There-can-be-only-one-BruinsBolts-E as tern-Conference-Finals-game-7-800-pm-EDT
 
2013-05-13 11:07:25 AM  

Publikwerks: I dunno, I felt much worse about it last night, but I think the Bruins can fight Toronto off.


I think so, too... But Toronto has the momentum going into tonight's game. They've earned it. They took it to the Bruins the last two games and the Bruins haven't been able to match them.

However, Bruins need to come out tonight aggressive and physical and take the game to the Leafs' early. They also need to score first and put some doubt in the minds of the Leafs.

Going to be a long day waiting for this game...


SpaceButler: As a Leafs fan, it's a certain game 6 in the early 90s that haunts me more than any game 7.


Not up on my Leafs' history... A dramatic loss, I'm guessing?
 
2013-05-13 11:08:27 AM  
Ah hahahahaha.

I just found this in that Game 7 thread,

img.fark.net
 
2013-05-13 11:22:46 AM  

soopey: Ah hahahahaha.

I just found this in that Game 7 thread,

[img.fark.net image 406x600]


I like this post:



The Bruins have no powerplay.

Canucks in 5.



blog.commarts.wisc.edu
 
2013-05-13 11:30:15 AM  
Pens fan saying Go Leafs. I think a Pens-Leafs Conference Finals would just be the bee's knees.
 
2013-05-13 11:37:37 AM  
The storyline I wanted to see-

Tuuka Rask Vs Tim Thomas

C'est la Vie
 
2013-05-13 11:42:38 AM  

keylock71: Publikwerks: I dunno, I felt much worse about it last night, but I think the Bruins can fight Toronto off.

I think so, too... But Toronto has the momentum going into tonight's game. They've earned it. They took it to the Bruins the last two games and the Bruins haven't been able to match them.

However, Bruins need to come out tonight aggressive and physical and take the game to the Leafs' early. They also need to score first and put some doubt in the minds of the Leafs.

Going to be a long day waiting for this game...


SpaceButler: As a Leafs fan, it's a certain game 6 in the early 90s that haunts me more than any game 7.

Not up on my Leafs' history... A dramatic loss, I'm guessing?


Yes.  20 years ago.  The infamous Gretzky/Gilmour incident.   I remember it.  Still, I found a time not too long after to "let it go".
 
2013-05-13 11:48:02 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Yes.  20 years ago.  The infamous Gretzky/Gilmour incident.   I remember it.  Still, I found a time not too long after to "let it go".


Ah, thanks... Just read up on it.
 
2013-05-13 11:54:51 AM  

keylock71: Bruins are 19-4 in Game 7s...


Bruins are 3-4 in Game 7s under Claude Julien.  All 3 wins during the Stanley Cup run.

I can see playing as many games as possible to jack up Jacobs' gate receipts, but sheesh.
 
2013-05-13 12:24:17 PM  
So, how about those Wings?
 
2013-05-13 12:57:24 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: So, how about those Wings?


Marchand and Seguin? They need to get their act together....
 
2013-05-13 01:19:58 PM  
 
2013-05-13 01:22:29 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Yes. 20 years ago. The infamous Gretzky/Gilmour incident. I remember it. Still, I found a time not too long after to "let it go".


I don't really take sports very seriously at all; I just find it fun to pretend I do.  Having rooted for the Leafs since I was a kid, I think if I actually took their near-constant craptacularity to heart I'd have killed myself long ago.
 
2013-05-13 01:30:29 PM  
2 game 7s at the same time, I figure if I had a million dollars a guy like me could pull that off.
 
2013-05-13 01:38:12 PM  
I think I'm gonna cheer for the Leafs just so we get more shots of April Reimer in the stands.
 
2013-05-13 01:39:40 PM  

SpaceButler: I_Am_Weasel: Yes. 20 years ago. The infamous Gretzky/Gilmour incident. I remember it. Still, I found a time not too long after to "let it go".

I don't really take sports very seriously at all; I just find it fun to pretend I do.  Having rooted for the Leafs since I was a kid, I think if I actually took their near-constant craptacularity to heart I'd have killed myself long ago.


I hear that. Hell, Boston fans pre-2001 were in the same boat. The past decade has been quite good to us.
 
2013-05-13 01:44:05 PM  
What are the odds we see the Jagr park his big tush in front of the net to work screens, tip pucks, and collect all the garbage rebounds Reimer gives up to actually score a goal? He's comparable in height and has a weight advantage over Toronto's d-men and he's shown that he's pretty damn hard to move when he doesn't want to.
 
2013-05-13 02:01:57 PM  

soopey: What are the odds we see the Jagr park his big tush in front of the net to work screens, tip pucks, and collect all the garbage rebounds Reimer gives up to actually score a goal?


I didn't see anyone else remark on it in the thread, but it seemed to me like Reimer was a lot better about rebounds last night than in previous games.  Or maybe I just went crazy again, it's hard to tell sometimes.
 
2013-05-13 02:32:51 PM  
I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?
 
2013-05-13 02:45:26 PM  

SpaceButler: soopey: What are the odds we see the Jagr park his big tush in front of the net to work screens, tip pucks, and collect all the garbage rebounds Reimer gives up to actually score a goal?

I didn't see anyone else remark on it in the thread, but it seemed to me like Reimer was a lot better about rebounds last night than in previous games.  Or maybe I just went crazy again, it's hard to tell sometimes.


He was better, but there were still a bunch of pucks that bounced off his glove or chest with no one in front of the net to try to collect them.
 
2013-05-13 02:46:16 PM  

PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?


You should find a thread full of both, and hang around in it all day.
 
2013-05-13 02:49:33 PM  

PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?


Watch something else?
 
2013-05-13 02:51:05 PM  

keylock71: PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?

Watch something else?


Now why'd you have to go and give him a reasonable suggestion?  If he's going to take the time to come in here and tell us he hates us, the least we can do is keep him close company for as long as possible.
 
2013-05-13 02:58:23 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

One more day.
 
2013-05-13 02:58:51 PM  

Almighty and most merciful Father,
we humbly beseech Thee,
of Thy great goodness,
to restrain these immoderate saves with which we have had to contend.
Grant us fair goaltending for Battle.
Graciously hearken to the Bruins who call upon Thee that,
armed with Thy power,
they may advance from quaterfinals to finals,
and crush the oppression and wickedness
 of our enemies and return the cup in Boston

 
2013-05-13 03:02:09 PM  

SpaceButler: keylock71: PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?

Watch something else?

Now why'd you have to go and give him a reasonable suggestion?  If he's going to take the time to come in here and tell us he hates us, the least we can do is keep him close company for as long as possible.


Right... Sorry.

PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?


Go fark yourself?
 
2013-05-13 03:03:03 PM  

PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?


s11.postimg.org
 
2013-05-13 03:13:35 PM  

keylock71: Bruins are 19-4 in Game 7s...


Sure. but 3 of them are in the last five years.
 
2013-05-13 03:15:10 PM  
Not even supposed to be here today.
 
2013-05-13 03:15:36 PM  

Publikwerks: Almighty and most merciful Father,
we humbly beseech Thee....


4.bp.blogspot.com

Son.... you're on your own
 
2013-05-13 03:15:56 PM  
www.slantmagazine.com

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2013-05-13 03:19:50 PM  
I've got some follow up appointments today, but I'll be back before puck drop.  4 teams I couldn't care less about, but game 7 makes them the most interesting games... in the world.
 
2013-05-13 04:03:42 PM  
Go Leafs Go!

Dougie has an article in the Sun today, 20 years since 93! 3 game 7s that year.
 
2013-05-13 04:10:22 PM  
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Come on boys...I'm really not ready to start watching the Red Sox quite yet.
 
2013-05-13 04:22:40 PM  
I'm being roped into watching the game with some die-hard Leaf fans. I think it'll be exciting, since I don't really care who wins (hurray Sens!), but I'm not looking forward to the evening if the Leafs lose.

Most of these guys get angsty and depressed when their team loses three games in a row in the pre-season. A game seven loss (especially if the Leafs completely shiat the bed) might cause them to distribute the arsenic-laced Kool Aid.
 
2013-05-13 04:28:21 PM  

Publikwerks: PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?

[s11.postimg.org image 433x634]


Finally a useful suggestion.  It's not like I can just ignore a Game 7.
 
2013-05-13 04:35:30 PM  

PowerSlacker: Publikwerks: PowerSlacker: I hate the Leafs and I hate Boston sports fans.


What do?

[s11.postimg.org image 433x634]

Finally a useful suggestion.  It's not like I can just ignore a Game 7.


You can also celebrate the fact that one team will be eliminated.
 
2013-05-13 05:16:42 PM  
Rangers are 0-5 in game 7's on the road.
 
2013-05-13 05:57:36 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Rangers are 0-5 in game 7's on the road.


So, you're saying they are over due?
 
2013-05-13 05:59:50 PM  

Snaps: So, you're saying they are over due?


Road teams don't win game 7's on the road very often, I think the Wings have used up all that magic for the first round.
 
2013-05-13 06:08:40 PM  

Snaps: Popcorn Johnny: Rangers are 0-5 in game 7's on the road.

So, you're saying they are over due?


i.qkme.me
 
2013-05-13 06:19:44 PM  
Samsonite!
 
2013-05-13 06:19:48 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Snaps: So, you're saying they are over due?

Road teams don't win game 7's on the road very often, I think the Wings have used up all that magic for the first round.


Momentum counts more than home ice in the playoffs, mostly has this year so far, except with the Rangers-Caps series. It's been all home teams and as much as I'd like the Leafs to have a shot at the Rangers, I suspect it'll be the Caps...
 
2013-05-13 06:28:25 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Road teams don't win game 7's on the road very often


My last post sponsored by the Department of Redundancy Department.
 
2013-05-13 06:33:33 PM  
DAY FOURTEEN
7:00, CNBC: TOR - BOS [GAME SEVEN]
8:00, NBCS: NYR - WAS [GAME SEVEN]

Full Round One schedule with times and TV

/i've gotta re-guess the round two schedule
//really don't know what they're gonna do with the blackhawks starting wednesday
///probably back-to-back since htey can't host thursday
 
2013-05-13 06:33:46 PM  
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2013-05-13 06:35:16 PM  
Back in time to grab a drink, kick back, and watch the puck drop.  No booze though, stupid antibiotics.  I'm sure a few of you will have an extra one for me.  Hell, you'd probably have an extra one regardless.  Because it's game 7.
 
2013-05-13 06:35:51 PM  
oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-13 06:37:39 PM  
hockey!
 
2013-05-13 06:40:06 PM  

ontariolightning: [oi39.tinypic.com image 782x914]


You seem to be about the right build and pallor to be this guy.

www.jayzoo.com
Seems legit. Most Leafs fans do in fact hide their faces.
 
2013-05-13 06:40:56 PM  
Now with shaky goodness!!!
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2013-05-13 06:41:33 PM  
I'm going with the Caps because they're at home and the Bruins.  They'll be pissed that those dirty Canadians sabotaged their plane last night.
 
2013-05-13 06:41:50 PM  

soopey: ontariolightning: [oi39.tinypic.com image 782x914]

You seem to be about the right build and pallor to be this guy.

[www.jayzoo.com image 500x439]
Seems legit. Most Leafs fans do in fact hide their faces.


our faces are all scarred with tears
 
2013-05-13 06:41:53 PM  
Let's go Caps!

I hope that the Caps learn how to crash the net, Lundqvist takes a nap, and that this isn't a repeat of yesterday's odious officiating:
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2013-05-13 06:44:37 PM  
fim.413chan.net
 
2013-05-13 06:45:56 PM  
Dear God if you are real and not an asshole like I believe you to be,  let this game go to OT. Let Kessel deke Chara and Seguin and go on a breakaway to score the GWG with 5 seconds left in the period.
 
2013-05-13 06:46:00 PM  
Sooooon.

Go Caps, Go Leafs (though if the Bruins win that'll be okay)

Rangers need to DIAF
 
2013-05-13 06:46:00 PM  
Nah, I just found that JPEG amusing. Saving yours, too. :D
 
2013-05-13 06:46:54 PM  
Is it time yet?  It's been a looooong day today knowing that there are TWO game 7s on tap tonight, each one with teams I don't care about so last night's pressure just isn't there.....hang on a second.....

Ok, I'm a bit slow at times.  No great news there I'm sure.  However it just hit me that if the Rags win we'll have another Original Six series (which would make 3 so far, with the potential of one more in the Cup round).  When was the last time that all six teams were in the playoffs the same year (obviously it's been at least 9 years....)

Ok, so I do have one team to root for tonight, GO RANGERS

/I think I may even have a NYR hat around here somewhere to wear
 
2013-05-13 06:50:09 PM  

Recoil Therapy: However it just hit me that if the Rags win we'll have another Original Six series


I wanted a Habs/Bruins or Habs/Leafs series somewhere in there, to sit back and watch the inevitable murder that would ensue.
 
2013-05-13 06:50:14 PM  

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i.imgur.com

 
2013-05-13 06:51:06 PM  
yo-modo.com

LET'S GO BRUINS!!!
 
2013-05-13 06:52:43 PM  
I got a Cam Neely throwback sweater for my birthday.  I really hope the Bruins win this series or I may never be able to wear it again.
 
2013-05-13 06:52:47 PM  

sno man: Now with shaky goodness!!!
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Bad 'shop for today.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-13 06:53:04 PM  
And now, Killkenny and The Royal Oak Present

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
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14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
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17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
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22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!!!!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2013-05-13 06:53:16 PM  

sno man: Now with shaky goodness!!!
[img542.imageshack.us image 314x491]


media.soundonsound.com

Nile Rodgers frowns upon your shenanigans.
 
2013-05-13 06:54:41 PM  
SOON!

Heading to BW3 for the games after I get out of the office.  Beer Me!
 
2013-05-13 06:57:08 PM  

Snaps: [fim.413chan.net image 397x295]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-13 06:57:49 PM  
From Fluto Shinzawa (one of the better hockey scribes out there) based on pregame warmups the line combinations are:

TORONTO

James van Riemsdyk-Nazem Kadri-Phil Kessel
Clarke MacArthur-Mikhail Grabovski-Nikolai Kulemin
Joffrey Lupul-Joe Colborne-Matt Frattin
Leo Komarov-Jay McClement-Colton Orr

Carl Gunnarsson-Dion Phaneuf
Jake Gardiner-Cody Franson
John-Michael Liles-Ryan O'Byrne

James Reimer
Ben Scrivens

BOSTON

Milan Lucic-David Krejci-Nathan Horton
Brad Marchand-Patrice Bergeron-Tyler Seguin
Rich Peverley-Chris Kelly-Jaromir Jagr
Daniel Paille-Gregory Campbell-Shawn Thornton

Zdeno Chara-Johnny Boychuk
Dennis Seidenberg-Adam McQuaid
Wade Redden-Dougie Hamilton

Tuukka Rask
Anton Khudobin
 
2013-05-13 07:01:42 PM  
May the ghosts of previous game 7s haunt the Caps fans this evening.
 
2013-05-13 07:01:46 PM  
I was really hoping for a little shake-up in the lines but alas :

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-13 07:03:23 PM  
Bruins do you know what kind of insanity you will unleash if you let the leafs win?
 
2013-05-13 07:04:39 PM  

Inchoate: Recoil Therapy: However it just hit me that if the Rags win we'll have another Original Six series

I wanted a Habs/Bruins or Habs/Leafs series somewhere in there, to sit back and watch the inevitable murder that would ensue.


Yeah, that would have been fun to watch.  Provided of course that the current Hab players actually know their history & more importantly know how to fight.  Ah well, there's always next year.

At least with them playing the Sens this year a Canadian team will make it as far as round two & who knows, maybe, just maybe after 20 years The Cup will do something more than just come to visit player's hometowns during the summer (yes, yes, I know it technically lives at the HHOF in Toronto.  However....)
 
2013-05-13 07:05:29 PM  

soopey: sno man: Now with shaky goodness!!!
[img542.imageshack.us image 314x491]

Bad 'shop for today.

[i41.tinypic.com image 600x700]


HA!  not going to happen my friend.  Whatever does tonight, this is an awesome ride!!
 
2013-05-13 07:06:05 PM  
i1295.photobucket.com

Soon...

Maple Lafs - 3
B's - 2

Rags -1
Crapitals -2
 
2013-05-13 07:06:43 PM  

2wolves: May the ghosts of previous game 7s haunt the Caps fans this evening.


Hear hear!
 
2013-05-13 07:07:54 PM  

WhiskeySticks:
Rags -1
Crapitals -2


Do the Rags win for having the "higher" negative score?
 
2013-05-13 07:07:55 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2013-05-13 07:09:00 PM  

Recoil Therapy: & who knows, maybe, just maybe after 20 years The Cup will do something more than just come to visit player's hometowns during the summer


no. sorry. request denied
 
2013-05-13 07:09:29 PM  
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!

/even the Bruins plane didn't want to go back to Boston
 
2013-05-13 07:09:40 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: I was really hoping for a little shake-up in the lines but alas :

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 194x260]


Julien is not big on mix-mastering the lines, but Jagr needs some more inspired line mates and the 2nd line has been invisible
 
2013-05-13 07:10:15 PM  

Flappyhead: And now, Killkenny and The Royal Oak Present


Hey! Those bastards didn't serve that there yesterday!!!
 
2013-05-13 07:10:28 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-13 07:11:03 PM  
Jesus, Bruins aren't farking around tonight.
 
2013-05-13 07:11:28 PM  

WhiskeySticks: [i1295.photobucket.com image 539x396]

Soon...

Maple Lafs - 3
B's - 2

Rags -1
Crapitals -2


I sure hope so.
 
2013-05-13 07:11:40 PM  
welcome to Boston Reimer...

holy start, batman!
 
2013-05-13 07:12:33 PM  

Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks:
Rags -1
Crapitals -2

Do the Rags win for having the "higher" negative score?


In golf, the Caps win.
 
2013-05-13 07:13:07 PM  

Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks:
Rags -1
Crapitals -2

Do the Rags win for having the "higher" negative score?


HA! In a perfect world, both teams would be automatically eliminated and the B's/Leafs would continue their series best of 13.
 
2013-05-13 07:13:13 PM  
Boston starts their parade to the box
 
2013-05-13 07:13:19 PM  
Kadri you dumb fark
 
2013-05-13 07:13:59 PM  
Oh come on refs, put the whistles away & let them play (or beat the crap out of each other as the case may be...)
 
2013-05-13 07:14:20 PM  
NBC fail for not showing the fistpump
 
2013-05-13 07:14:52 PM  
*grumble * don't need to give Toronto early power play opportunities.

/Chara crunch!
 
2013-05-13 07:14:56 PM  
All right, GO LEAFS!

/not especially interested in Caps/Rangers
 
2013-05-13 07:15:03 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Oh come on refs, put the whistles away & let them play (or beat the crap out of each other as the case may be...)


You kinda have to call a blatant punch to the face, but equalizing it as a roughing each is fair
 
2013-05-13 07:15:30 PM  
GO RANGERS! This is his happy face.

www.cbc.ca
 
2013-05-13 07:15:30 PM  
CHARA SMASH!!
 
2013-05-13 07:15:37 PM  

keylock71: soopey: I hate game 7s when it your team in it.

Worst for me was Bruins-Lightning Game 7 in 2011... Holy shiat, what a game.


2001 - Just sad disappointment.
2003 - I was at senior awards, and by the time I was home, the game was well in hand
2009 - Will always be "That Game" to me. I made a death rattle type sound and sunk solemnly to the floor.
2012 - I was a nervous wreck, but god I love Adam Henrique.
 
2013-05-13 07:15:37 PM  
Oh man, the leafs need to shape up.
 
2013-05-13 07:15:49 PM  
img.photobucket.com

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

LET'S GO BRUINS!! COME ON!!

/The Leafs just don't get it: YOU DON'T HIT CHARA, DUMBASS.
 
2013-05-13 07:15:51 PM  
Jvr complaining already?
 
2013-05-13 07:15:55 PM  
So far, I like what I'm seeing from the Bruins...
 
2013-05-13 07:16:04 PM  
That was close
 
2013-05-13 07:16:14 PM  
WHOOOOOOOOOOOA rolled harmlessly past the post.
 
2013-05-13 07:16:39 PM  
oh this is gonna be fun
 
2013-05-13 07:16:53 PM  
Is the CBC feed better than this pathetic NBC one (probably a silly question I know)?  They keep missing all the extra stuff going on behind the play & other fun things
 
2013-05-13 07:16:56 PM  
por-img.cimcontent.net
 
2013-05-13 07:18:09 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [por-img.cimcontent.net image 520x400]


right there with you as a Leaf fan!
 
2013-05-13 07:18:30 PM  
any time chara gets rocked  a childs cancer goes into remission.
 
2013-05-13 07:18:58 PM  
Leafs haven't won since I was 3 months old. Caps have never won.  Go Leafs, Go Caps!
 
2013-05-13 07:19:13 PM  

craigzy: any time chara gets rocked  a childs cancer goes into remission.


Yeaaaaah, except it was Van Reismdyk who got dumped for being a moron.
 
2013-05-13 07:19:27 PM  

doyner: Hopefully we'll get a ref that isn't in the tank for the Rangers.  Yesterday was an embarrassment.


Really don't like blaming the refs when the Caps lose, but yeah, that was a terribly officiated game.

soopey: I hate game 7s when it your team in it.


So. Much. THIS.
 
2013-05-13 07:19:43 PM  
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2013-05-13 07:19:45 PM  
0.tqn.com

Bartkowski scores!
 
2013-05-13 07:19:50 PM  
So, after tonight, either Torts is getting canned, or McPhee is getting canned.

/why not both?
 
2013-05-13 07:19:55 PM  
nice pass Fransen
 
2013-05-13 07:19:56 PM  
Ack!
 
2013-05-13 07:19:57 PM  
BRUGOAL!
 
2013-05-13 07:19:58 PM  
Yes!!!!!
 
2013-05-13 07:19:58 PM  
TOR 0-1 BOS (1st, 14:21)

Will that open the floodgates?
 
2013-05-13 07:19:59 PM  
LOL dumb ass Leaf trying to get fancy and passes it right to the dude.
 
2013-05-13 07:20:01 PM  
Boston draws first blood
 
2013-05-13 07:20:09 PM  
Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...
 
2013-05-13 07:20:13 PM  

P-BRUIN GOAL!


i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

 
2013-05-13 07:20:21 PM  
s12.postimg.org/POTVIN SUCKS
 
2013-05-13 07:21:12 PM  
Goal Boston woo hoo

/I've decided that I"m leaning towards them as I spent a year near there back in high school
//more important to me than the one time I've been to Toronto for a weekend
 
2013-05-13 07:21:19 PM  
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GOAL, BARTKOWSK!

1-0, BOSTON!
 
2013-05-13 07:21:38 PM  

Donnchadha: Boston draws first blood


Like Ottawa did?  That's classless.
 
2013-05-13 07:22:00 PM  
Leafs goon squad out there being goons.
 
2013-05-13 07:22:15 PM  
Has anybody got a good stream for the Leafs vs. Boston game? I'm asking for a friend...

/but actually
 
2013-05-13 07:22:21 PM  

Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...


You're 26 minutes late
 
2013-05-13 07:22:32 PM  
Tuukka!
 
2013-05-13 07:22:56 PM  
Rask with the big save... and Chara for high sticking?
 
2013-05-13 07:22:57 PM  
Chara, go to the box, the box is your home!
 
2013-05-13 07:23:19 PM  

soopey: Leafs goon squad out there being goons.


But it looks like they are trying to goon Chara...
 
2013-05-13 07:23:25 PM  
Love the "Reimer! Reimer! Reimer!" chants. Whenever I hear those, I remember the Sox fans booing Clemens off the mound at Fenway in the '99 ALCS. Those can really get in someone's head.
 
2013-05-13 07:23:42 PM  

soopey: Leafs goon squad out there being goons.


Are you watching the same game?!?
 
2013-05-13 07:24:22 PM  

Donnchadha: Rask with the big save... and Chara for high sticking?


They were looking to call something on him after they let him slide after he dumped JvR(who deserved it).
 
2013-05-13 07:24:41 PM  

soopey: Leafs goon squad out there being goons.


Why are they being goons? Just because they have 830 penalty minutes in 200 games? They've got 29 goals... they've got 2 goals this season.. don't pressure them
 
2013-05-13 07:25:24 PM  

HoleChicken: Love the "Reimer! Reimer! Reimer!" chants. Whenever I hear those, I remember the Sox fans booing Clemens off the mound at Fenway in the '99 ALCS. Those can really get in someone's head.


They're all jelly he gets to wet his willy in hotness every night.
 
2013-05-13 07:25:42 PM  

Spadababababababa Spadina Bus: Has anybody got a good stream for the Leafs vs. Boston game? I'm asking for a friend...

/but actually


http://88.80.5.80/w00t/20130514/vv519157cede5db248524468-580387.html
 
2013-05-13 07:25:56 PM  

Spadababababababa Spadina Bus: Has anybody got a good stream for the Leafs vs. Boston game? I'm asking for a friend...

/but actual

firstrow1.eu

 
2013-05-13 07:26:28 PM  

andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late


I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!
 
2013-05-13 07:26:47 PM  
Gooooooooooooooooooooooal
 
2013-05-13 07:26:48 PM  
Tied!
 
2013-05-13 07:26:50 PM  
Ah fark.
 
2013-05-13 07:26:55 PM  
Count it?

TOR 1-1 BOS (1st, 10:25)
 
2013-05-13 07:27:01 PM  
Sweet Maple Teets!
 
2013-05-13 07:27:08 PM  
YES! LEAFSCORE!
 
2013-05-13 07:27:12 PM  
TORONTO GOAL!

TIED!
 
2013-05-13 07:27:27 PM  
Is it just me, or does Tuukka Rask sound like the name of a bounty hunter from Star Wars?  Like, he should be standing with Boba Fett on the bridge of the Executor in ESB.
 
2013-05-13 07:27:33 PM  
Fark.
 
2013-05-13 07:27:33 PM  
Dammit!
 
2013-05-13 07:27:48 PM  
imageshack.us

goat gets the goal!!!   WOOOOT
 
2013-05-13 07:27:52 PM  
Tied up!!
 
2013-05-13 07:28:07 PM  
Garbage goal. Tied game, 1-1.
 
2013-05-13 07:28:16 PM  

WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: Love the "Reimer! Reimer! Reimer!" chants. Whenever I hear those, I remember the Sox fans booing Clemens off the mound at Fenway in the '99 ALCS. Those can really get in someone's head.

They're all jelly he gets to wet his willy in hotness every night.


But she's a mennonite!!!!  Don't you understand?????
 
2013-05-13 07:28:32 PM  
That Leafs goal is a microcosm of the Bruins.  Once they get a win, or some kind of advantage, they blow it.
 
2013-05-13 07:28:38 PM  
th07.deviantart.net

Earguy isn't here yet
 
2013-05-13 07:28:50 PM  

Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!


Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?
 
2013-05-13 07:28:54 PM  
I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.
 
2013-05-13 07:29:34 PM  
There have been a lot of awkward looking collisions so far tonight
 
2013-05-13 07:29:37 PM  
LOL, well that was an entertaining 720 rotation after falling over a Bruin by that Leaf.  :-)
 
2013-05-13 07:30:09 PM  
*TING*
 
2013-05-13 07:30:30 PM  
Man, it's nice to have Kadri back.
 
2013-05-13 07:30:54 PM  

andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.


Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.
 
2013-05-13 07:31:07 PM  
What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.
 
2013-05-13 07:31:21 PM  

mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?


LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!
 
2013-05-13 07:31:31 PM  

robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.


[morbo.gif]

Double OT does not work that way!!
 
2013-05-13 07:31:31 PM  
These two teams played last night? Doesn't seem it at all. Holy crap this is fast paced.
 
2013-05-13 07:32:15 PM  

elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.


Boths are in the eastern time zone...the world does not stop and start at your convenience.
 
2013-05-13 07:32:25 PM  

elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.


NHL is sports. NBA is entertainment.

The NBA is to basketball what Britney Spears is to music.
 
2013-05-13 07:32:28 PM  

Donnchadha: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

[morbo.gif]

Double OT does not work that way!!


I'm not saying double OT, I'm saying both games will go to OT.
 
2013-05-13 07:32:30 PM  
Oh, Kadri.  I kept hearing 'concrete' & was wondering wtf the announcer was talking about

/not listening real close while getting some other things done
//could have been talking about concrete blocks for hands or something
 
2013-05-13 07:32:31 PM  

elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.


When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.
 
2013-05-13 07:33:35 PM  

robsul82: Donnchadha: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

[morbo.gif]

Double OT does not work that way!!

I'm not saying double OT, I'm saying both games will go to OT.


Well, I want double OT... not two single OTs... although I'd take a double multi-OT
 
2013-05-13 07:34:06 PM  

HoleChicken: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.


Ugh, stupid typo is stupid.  Probably shouldn't have been eating, watching hockey and typing at the same time.
 
2013-05-13 07:34:28 PM  
Couple of nice Bruins' hits there..,
 
2013-05-13 07:34:35 PM  

robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.


I just want 1 to go to OT so we set a new record.

elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.


And what exactly did you expect them to do?  They're both east coast games.  This was pretty expected.
 
2013-05-13 07:34:37 PM  
Does Lupul untie the game?

Nope... it's not Lupul.
 
2013-05-13 07:35:06 PM  

buckeyebrain: WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: Love the "Reimer! Reimer! Reimer!" chants. Whenever I hear those, I remember the Sox fans booing Clemens off the mound at Fenway in the '99 ALCS. Those can really get in someone's head.

They're all jelly he gets to wet his willy in hotness every night.

But she's a mennonite!!!!  Don't you understand?????


You keep on with that.  My wife is a mennonite.  Quite the farker she is.  Not into the girl/girl thing, but loves the cawk.
 
2013-05-13 07:35:15 PM  

WhiskeySticks: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

Boths are in the eastern time zone...the world does not stop and start at your convenience.


True.  Why would you want to make your best product available to as many people as possible?
 
2013-05-13 07:35:34 PM  

Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!


I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?
 
2013-05-13 07:35:43 PM  
Barely around for the games for a while. Hopefully get some bonus hockey action.
 
2013-05-13 07:35:46 PM  

HoleChicken: HoleChicken: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.

Ugh, stupid typo is stupid.  Probably shouldn't have been eating, watching hockey and typing at the same time.


What? No drinking involved? Amateur.
 
2013-05-13 07:35:51 PM  

SpaceButler: Man, it's nice to have Kadri back.


yea, he looked a little overwhelmed in the first 5, but I thought he played much better last night...he seems to be on tonight too
 
2013-05-13 07:36:26 PM  

mikaloyd: What did everybody else give up?


I'm DVRing "How I met your mother".
 
2013-05-13 07:36:52 PM  

WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: HoleChicken: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.

Ugh, stupid typo is stupid.  Probably shouldn't have been eating, watching hockey and typing at the same time.

What? No drinking involved? Amateur.


Oh, there's a Sam Adams on the table, but I only have two hands and one mouth.
 
2013-05-13 07:37:24 PM  

Frozen_Puck: And what exactly did you expect them to do?  They're both east coast games.  This was pretty expected.


Start the games at 7 & 7:30 so that the intermissions are essentially opposite each other.  Starting the games an hour apart pretty much ensures overlapping intermission dead time.
 
2013-05-13 07:37:32 PM  

andychrist420: buckeyebrain: WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: Love the "Reimer! Reimer! Reimer!" chants. Whenever I hear those, I remember the Sox fans booing Clemens off the mound at Fenway in the '99 ALCS. Those can really get in someone's head.

They're all jelly he gets to wet his willy in hotness every night.

But she's a mennonite!!!!  Don't you understand?????

You keep on with that.  My wife is a mennonite.  Quite the farker she is.  Not into the girl/girl thing, but loves the cawk.


I bet she's got a lot of experience in raising chickens, if you know what I mean....
 
2013-05-13 07:37:49 PM  
If anyone knows about MRI's, it would be Bruschi
 
2013-05-13 07:38:12 PM  
LOL, "The Bruins have been playing like a PANDA bear the last two games."
 
2013-05-13 07:38:38 PM  

andychrist420: buckeyebrain: WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: Love the "Reimer! Reimer! Reimer!" chants. Whenever I hear those, I remember the Sox fans booing Clemens off the mound at Fenway in the '99 ALCS. Those can really get in someone's head.

They're all jelly he gets to wet his willy in hotness every night.

But she's a mennonite!!!!  Don't you understand?????

You keep on with that.  My wife is a mennonite.  Quite the farker she is.  Not into the girl/girl thing, but loves the cawk.


Oh, jeez, I thought it was saskatchewanstiffbreeze that was pounding the "mennonite" thing with Reimer's wife, not you.  My bad.
 
2013-05-13 07:38:47 PM  

Donnchadha: robsul82: Donnchadha: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

[morbo.gif]

Double OT does not work that way!!

I'm not saying double OT, I'm saying both games will go to OT.

Well, I want double OT... not two single OTs... although I'd take a double multi-OT


Fark you all.  I want 7 OT periods tonight.  Divide them however you want, but it's gotta be 7.
 
2013-05-13 07:38:56 PM  
Fall Out Boy on the hockey organ.
 
2013-05-13 07:39:00 PM  
I just want to check because I'm lazy. Is it certain that both of tonight's winners will be playing each other in the next round? Because if it is, I want Caps/Rangers to end in Regulation (with a Caps win, of course) and TOR/BOS to go 5, maybe 6 OTs.
 
2013-05-13 07:39:10 PM  
That clip of Chara throwing down JVR will never get old.  Instant classic.
 
2013-05-13 07:39:35 PM  
Gooooo Rangers.

Tonight should be interesting - I've been in the ER all day for suspected miscarriage. Luckily, kidlet is fine and I *just* have kidney stones (just... still hurts like hell). So I'll be watching game 7 while loopy on kidlet-safe pain meds.

Go Rangers!
 
2013-05-13 07:40:06 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Frozen_Puck: And what exactly did you expect them to do?  They're both east coast games.  This was pretty expected.

Start the games at 7 & 7:30 so that the intermissions are essentially opposite each other.  Starting the games an hour apart pretty much ensures overlapping intermission dead time.


While you are correct, he asked why the NHL only scheduled them an hour apart, as if they were going to have east coast games at 7 and 9 or something.
 
2013-05-13 07:40:11 PM  

mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?


I turned down the opportunity to double team a couple of biker chicks with Joe Biden.
 
2013-05-13 07:40:19 PM  

elguerodiablo: WhiskeySticks: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

Boths are in the eastern time zone...the world does not stop and start at your convenience.

True.  Why would you want to make your best product available to as many people as possible?


It should wind up where you'll get the other during intermission. You can't really start an east coast game at 9. Too late of a night. People out east have their game they'd watch even if both started at 6.

Solution...get 2 screens or go to a bar and catch both games in real time.
 
2013-05-13 07:40:22 PM  

andychrist420: Donnchadha: robsul82: Donnchadha: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

[morbo.gif]

Double OT does not work that way!!

I'm not saying double OT, I'm saying both games will go to OT.

Well, I want double OT... not two single OTs... although I'd take a double multi-OT

Fark you all.  I want 7 OT periods tonight.  Divide them however you want, but it's gotta be 7.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-13 07:41:35 PM  

mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?


As President of Earth, I shut down everything.  EVERYTHING! so to not disrupt hockey.
 
2013-05-13 07:41:38 PM  

Donnchadha: andychrist420: Donnchadha: robsul82: Donnchadha: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

[morbo.gif]

Double OT does not work that way!!

I'm not saying double OT, I'm saying both games will go to OT.

Well, I want double OT... not two single OTs... although I'd take a double multi-OT

Fark you all.  I want 7 OT periods tonight.  Divide them however you want, but it's gotta be 7.

[media.tumblr.com image 200x200]


"Overtime period" is a phrase that I'm glad only applies to hockey.
 
2013-05-13 07:41:42 PM  

LucklessWonder: I just want to check because I'm lazy. Is it certain that both of tonight's winners will be playing each other in the next round? Because if it is, I want Caps/Rangers to end in Regulation (with a Caps win, of course) and TOR/BOS to go 5, maybe 6 OTs.


Yeah, Pens/Sens is a lock.
 
2013-05-13 07:42:08 PM  

LucklessWonder: I turned down the opportunity to double team a couple of biker chicks with Joe Biden.


That'd be hard to pass up.
 
2013-05-13 07:42:14 PM  

HoleChicken: WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: HoleChicken: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.

Ugh, stupid typo is stupid.  Probably shouldn't have been eating, watching hockey and typing at the same time.

What? No drinking involved? Amateur.

Oh, there's a Sam Adams on the table, but I only have two hands and one mouth.


A beer dispensing hard hat, duh!
 
2013-05-13 07:42:17 PM  

andychrist420: I want 7 OT periods tonight.  Divide them however you want, but it's gotta be 7.


Fine. All 7 to Rags & Caps.
I need sleep.
 
2013-05-13 07:42:30 PM  

andychrist420: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?

As President of Earth, I shut down everything.  EVERYTHING! so to not disrupt hockey.


I thought only President Madagascar had that kind of authority
 
2013-05-13 07:42:58 PM  

mikaloyd: LucklessWonder: I turned down the opportunity to double team a couple of biker chicks with Joe Biden.

That'd be hard to pass up.


Not for hockey when it's my team in a game 7.
 
2013-05-13 07:42:58 PM  
So, did they point out that the title sponsor for the TD Gardens is "Toronto Dominion Bank" ?
 
2013-05-13 07:43:16 PM  

Donnchadha: Does Lupul untie the game?

Nope... it's not Lupul.


img18.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-13 07:43:21 PM  

WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: HoleChicken: elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.

When the games are played doesn't matter, wince the NBA decides who will win beforehand.

Ugh, stupid typo is stupid.  Probably shouldn't have been eating, watching hockey and typing at the same time.

What? No drinking involved? Amateur.

Oh, there's a Sam Adams on the table, but I only have two hands and one mouth.

A beer dispensing hard hat, duh!


And to think, I had one in college...

I do have a real hard hat, which I never use.  I wonder if I could modify it.
 
2013-05-13 07:43:45 PM  

mikaloyd: LucklessWonder: I turned down the opportunity to double team a couple of biker chicks with Joe Biden.

That'd be hard to pass up.


Games 7 would give me pause.

/also my wife would cut my balls off with a truck-stop spork
 
2013-05-13 07:44:08 PM  

Donnchadha: Does Lupul untie the game?

Nope... it's not Lupul.


It's never Lupul.
 
2013-05-13 07:44:44 PM  
Well, at least the refs aren't calling ticky tack shiat tonight, lest both penalty boxes would look like this:

thepuckdoctors.com
 
2013-05-13 07:47:10 PM  

Fubegra: Donnchadha: Does Lupul untie the game?

Nope... it's not Lupul.

It's never Lupul.


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-13 07:47:37 PM  
Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT
 
2013-05-13 07:48:10 PM  

andychrist420: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?

As President of Earth, I shut down everything.  EVERYTHING! so to not disrupt hockey.


I've had plans to take my mom out to a schmancy steak house for weeks, so no hockey until we're done. Sounds like I'm missing a future classic.

/typing under table
 
2013-05-13 07:48:32 PM  
Sucks that Seidenberg got hurt. Going to be a long long night without him.
 
2013-05-13 07:48:50 PM  
Active Stick! (Does it count in intermission?)
 
2013-05-13 07:49:37 PM  

dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT


This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.
 
2013-05-13 07:49:51 PM  
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland.

Don Cherry with normal suits on consecutive nights, has the world gone mad?
 
2013-05-13 07:49:53 PM  
Grapes in the same suit as last night...
 
2013-05-13 07:50:00 PM  

Frozen_Puck: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now. Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

I just want 1 to go to OT so we set a new record.


For those who are wondering, this is the 146th Game 7 in Stanley Cup Playoff history. Of the first 145, 35 (or just less than a quarter) have gone to OT. In fact, the past two seasons, the Bruins have gone to OT in Game 7 of their CQF. No team has played more OT Game 7's than the Bruins (six, tied with Montreal), and only Detroit has won more (both Boston and Montreal are 3-3; Detroit is 4-1).

/i got a spreadsheet
 
2013-05-13 07:50:27 PM  

mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?


Kat Dennings was going to let me motorboat her for an hour, but here I am.
 
2013-05-13 07:50:48 PM  
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-13 07:50:50 PM  

WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.


Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens
 
2013-05-13 07:50:58 PM  

elguerodiablo: What kind of dicks schedule both game 7s only an hour apart?

Why does the NHL hate its fans?   Even the NBA scheduling isn't that stoopid.


They locked out a good part of the season. You really have to ask this?
 
2013-05-13 07:51:19 PM  

sno man: Grapes in the same suit as last night...


It takes longer than 24 hours to get him out of the suit. Kinda like a knight in full armor.
 
2013-05-13 07:51:43 PM  
You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?
 
2013-05-13 07:52:34 PM  

Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens


Unlike the Isles, the Sens show up more than once a week and know how to score goals.
 
2013-05-13 07:53:42 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Someone got their period a little early at the end of Game 6.
 
2013-05-13 07:53:43 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Grapes in the same suit as last night...

It takes longer than 24 hours to get him out of the suit. Kinda like a knight in full armor.


hehe.  Fan of that tie, though!!
 
2013-05-13 07:53:46 PM  
ultimatecheerleaders.com 

MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?


I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had
 
2013-05-13 07:54:46 PM  

Polish Hussar: Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland.

Don Cherry with normal suits on consecutive nights, has the world gone mad?


He must not have anticipated the first round extending to today.
 
2013-05-13 07:55:04 PM  
FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.
 
2013-05-13 07:55:15 PM  

Fubegra: Polish Hussar: Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland.

Don Cherry with normal suits on consecutive nights, has the world gone mad?

He must not have anticipated the first round extending to today.


Plus it's not safe to wear his regular suits two consecutive nights running - too much radiation.
 
2013-05-13 07:55:16 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Unlike the Isles, the Sens show up more than once a week and know how to score goals.


At least the Isles know to wear their Kevlar socks
 
2013-05-13 07:55:19 PM  

RminusQ: Frozen_Puck: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now. Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.

I just want 1 to go to OT so we set a new record.

For those who are wondering, this is the 146th Game 7 in Stanley Cup Playoff history. Of the first 145, 35 (or just less than a quarter) have gone to OT. In fact, the past two seasons, the Bruins have gone to OT in Game 7 of their CQF. No team has played more OT Game 7's than the Bruins (six, tied with Montreal), and only Detroit has won more (both Boston and Montreal are 3-3; Detroit is 4-1).

/i got a spreadsheet


How many of the Bruins and Canadiens OT Game 7's have been against each other?
 
2013-05-13 07:55:29 PM  
Almost time for CAPS v Rangers

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2013-05-13 07:55:35 PM  

robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.


What he said.
 
2013-05-13 07:55:58 PM  

Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens


Letang, Despres, Dupuis, Fleury are from Quebec. Lawl
 
2013-05-13 07:56:06 PM  

LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had


That has got to be the world's most retarded gang sign
 
2013-05-13 07:56:23 PM  

robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.


I got these for you.
 
2013-05-13 07:56:39 PM  

CipollinaFan: Almost time for CAPS v Rangers

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 192x270]


*yoink*

Roenick predicting Caps/Rangers goes 2OT, so expect it to end in regulation...
 
2013-05-13 07:57:08 PM  

robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.


mlb.imageg.net

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.
 
2013-05-13 07:57:19 PM  

Donnchadha: LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had

That has got to be the world's most retarded gang sign


It's up there.
 
2013-05-13 07:57:21 PM  

ontariolightning: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Letang, Despres, Dupuis, Fleury are from Quebec. Lawl


Wait.... are you trying to say that players don't play for their hometown teams? My whole world view is shattered!
 
2013-05-13 07:57:34 PM  

Flappyhead: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: mikaloyd: Frozen_Puck: andychrist420: Frozen_Puck: Just got home from the gym and fark, 1-0 B's...

You're 26 minutes late

I even rushed my workout tonight to be home as close to puck drop as possible!

Do you hear even one of the professional athletes playing hockey trynig to impress us with their workouts bro?

LOL, who was I trying to impress?  I didn't say I did some kickass workout... I did a RUSHED workout.  If anything that's just stupid and a recipe for injury.  But I do it for hockey cause that's more important than lifting things up tonight!

I stopped boning a supermodel half an hour earlier than normal to watch hockey tonight. Robsul82 quit shooting diamonds out his ears and gold out his ass to watch hockey tonight too. AND THESE ARENT EVEN OUR TEAMS!

What did everybody else give up?

Kat Dennings was going to let me motorboat her for an hour, but here I am.


I would seriously have to think about that one...
 
2013-05-13 07:57:37 PM  

Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Unlike the Isles, the Sens show up more than once a week and know how to score goals.

At least the Isles know to wear their Kevlar socks


True...much like never bringing a knife to a gun fight, never wear regular socks when you're on the ice with a dirt bag like Matt Cooke.
 
2013-05-13 07:57:50 PM  
jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack
 
2013-05-13 07:58:08 PM  
From a public imgur account someone pointed people to when the season began... I thought this was funny!

i.imgur.com

GO RANGERS!
 
2013-05-13 07:58:21 PM  

sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack


Too farking small.
 
2013-05-13 07:58:31 PM  
img.photobucket.com
INTERMISSION!

2nd PERIOD COMING UP NEXT!

/GO BRUINS!
 
2013-05-13 07:58:36 PM  
Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do
 
2013-05-13 07:58:39 PM  

Donnchadha: ontariolightning: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Letang, Despres, Dupuis, Fleury are from Quebec. Lawl

Wait.... are you trying to say that players don't play for their hometown teams? My whole world view is shattered!

That is where they'll bring the cup if they win it.

 
2013-05-13 07:58:47 PM  
Yeargh. Period two about to commence. Pee now and refill your beverage.
 
2013-05-13 07:58:58 PM  
I got it from here, by the way: http://imgur.com/a/TISAG#0
 
2013-05-13 07:59:01 PM  

LucklessWonder: sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack

Too farking small.


That's what she said!
 
2013-05-13 07:59:12 PM  

Whatever_I_Suppose: From a public imgur account someone pointed people to when the season began... I thought this was funny!

[i.imgur.com image 290x400]

GO RANGERS!


That was actually a thread qualifier last playoffs.
 
2013-05-13 07:59:23 PM  

sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack


475kb-ish and 740pixels wide
 
2013-05-13 07:59:41 PM  
Finally home and able to watch properly. Hopefully one of these games goes OT.
 
2013-05-13 07:59:44 PM  

LucklessWonder: sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack

Too farking small.


488 kB.
 
2013-05-13 07:59:57 PM  
pokeczech.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-13 08:00:23 PM  

soopey: Yeargh. Period two about to commence. Pee now and refill your beverage.


are you telling us to drink our own pee?
 
2013-05-13 08:00:31 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.


i63.photobucket.com

Same as last year.  Tick tock.
 
2013-05-13 08:00:42 PM  
galforallseasons.files.wordpress.com

I like this picture soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
 
2013-05-13 08:00:48 PM  

Polish Hussar: Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do


I love Don Cherry.
 
2013-05-13 08:00:58 PM  

mikaloyd: sno man: jack
anyone know the file size limit for posting?
/jack

475kb-ish and 740pixels wide


thx... and hurrr...
 
2013-05-13 08:01:05 PM  
So... this CNBC $50,000 for your business show is farking terrible, right?
 
2013-05-13 08:01:16 PM  

ontariolightning: Donnchadha: ontariolightning: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: dietbubba: Dear NBC, CROSBY ISNT PLAYING TONIGHT

This...I hope the Sens stick it to the Pens hard. Cuttin heads and shiat.

Unlike the Habs, the Pens are not Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkey-Canadiens

Letang, Despres, Dupuis, Fleury are from Quebec. Lawl

Wait.... are you trying to say that players don't play for their hometown teams? My whole world view is shattered!

That is where they'll bring the cup if they win it.


When the Pens won the cup in 2009, of course they followed Crosby with cameras when he had his day. My favorite moment was when he took it to see sick kids in the hospital and one girl asks "Where's your name?" -- of course, they hadn't engraved it yet. She was disinterested, almost like he was a fraud, when he said it wasn't there yet
 
2013-05-13 08:01:25 PM  

LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had


s k i n cancer *clap clap" cancer "clap clap"

Holy shiat those girls tan too much
 
2013-05-13 08:02:10 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-05-13 08:02:45 PM  
Bruins PP!
 
2013-05-13 08:03:18 PM  
Alex Ovechkin this series: 1 Goal, 1 Assist
Rick Nash this series: 0 Goals, 1 Assist

Both teams big stars coming up roses this series....
 
2013-05-13 08:03:18 PM  
Bruins Power Failure coming up.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:02 PM  

Polish Hussar: Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do


It's not much of a story out here, to tell the truth. And the article was by the Canadian Press service, which is based in Toronto.


TORONTO - Don Cherry took a veiled shot at Vancouver that earned him an ovation from Toronto Maple Leafs fans.
Speaking during the Coach's Corner segment on "Hockey Night in Canada," the hockey commentator noted Sunday there were thousands of people watching Game 6 between the Leafs and Boston Bruins outside Toronto's Air Canada Centre but no signs of violence or discord.
"There's 20,000 people outside this building there," said Cherry. "They don't wreck things, they're good Canadian hockey fans and they don't wreck things, they love hockey and that's the way it should be."
CBC cut to a shot of the crowd outside the arena, which cheered as Cherry praised them.
A riot broke out in Vancouver after the Canucks lost Game 7 of the 2011 Stanley Cup final to the Boston Bruins. An estimated $4.2 million of damage was done to the city, with almost 200 people charged with various offences and 56 convictions.
Despite Cherry's assertions on Saturday, the crowds gathering outside the ACC for the Maple Leafs first playoff series in nine years have not always been peaceful.
After Toronto's 2-1 victory in Boston on Friday, a group of hockey fans damaged a taxi cab north of Maple Leaf Square by standing on top of the car and ripping its sign off the roof.
Police dispersed the rowdy group, moving them further north toward the city's subway system.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:10 PM  

LucklessWonder: Alex Ovechkin this series: 1 Goal, 1 Assist
Rick Nash this series: 0 Goals, 1 Assist

Both teams big stars coming up roses this series....


Rags still got the better end of the trade in Brassard (since we only care about the playoffs ITT)
 
2013-05-13 08:04:22 PM  

FiendishFellow05: Polish Hussar: Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do

I love Don Cherry.


I love Don, too.  But I find it amusing that it feels like 90% of Ron MacLean's job description is making sure Don doesn't go too far off the reservation.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:34 PM  

Donnchadha: LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had

That has got to be the world's most retarded gang sign


Dude, be careful around Gendo Ovechkin or he'll make you score on your mom.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:56 PM  
Matt Cooke whining detected in this sector captain.
 
2013-05-13 08:04:57 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]


Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.
 
2013-05-13 08:05:00 PM  

wooden_badger: Bruins Power Failure coming up.


If any team knows about playoff power failures, it's the Bruins.

Also, fog.
 
2013-05-13 08:05:58 PM  
What an awful PP.
 
2013-05-13 08:06:01 PM  
What a suckbag power play that was.
 
2013-05-13 08:06:07 PM  
Juuuuust a small smattering of boos as the power failure ends.
 
2013-05-13 08:06:35 PM  

Inchoate: Donnchadha: LucklessWonder: [ultimatecheerleaders.com image 850x637] MrJesus: You Caps fans really want to post an Ovechkin picture during this series?

I didn't have any others in my photobucket. Was trying to find some of the Green/Holtby/Chimera ones I had

That has got to be the world's most retarded gang sign

Dude, be careful around Gendo Ovechkin or he'll make you score on your mom.


Yep, that's why Ms. Holtby looked so traumatized last season after the B's series.
 
2013-05-13 08:06:37 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.


fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.
 
2013-05-13 08:07:13 PM  
fark! Voicebox smoker lady commercial. Knock that shiat off NBC Sports
 
2013-05-13 08:07:40 PM  

HoleChicken: What an awful PP.


soopey: What a suckbag power play that was.


Wasn't the Bruins' PP notoriously woeful the year they won the Cup, so this is a good sign, perhaps?
 
2013-05-13 08:08:04 PM  

LucklessWonder: fark! Voicebox smoker lady commercial. Knock that shiat off NBC Sports


Yeah, cause reality shouldn't be seen.
 
2013-05-13 08:08:21 PM  
Ok Crapitals, time to shiat the bed.
 
2013-05-13 08:08:31 PM  

Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: What an awful PP.

soopey: What a suckbag power play that was.

Wasn't the Bruins' PP notoriously woeful the year they won the Cup, so this is a good sign, perhaps?


I think it was dead last among playoff teams that season.
 
2013-05-13 08:08:33 PM  
Hmm to switch games or not...
 
2013-05-13 08:08:44 PM  

Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: What an awful PP.

soopey: What a suckbag power play that was.

Wasn't the Bruins' PP notoriously woeful the year they won the Cup, so this is a good sign, perhaps?


Actually, yes. They were terrible that year.
 
2013-05-13 08:09:04 PM  

LucklessWonder: fark! Voicebox smoker lady commercial. Knock that shiat off NBC Sports


I am constantly thankful during hockey season that I get the CBC on basic cable.

Long change, drink!
 
2013-05-13 08:09:14 PM  
Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?
 
2013-05-13 08:09:30 PM  

WhiskeySticks: LucklessWonder: fark! Voicebox smoker lady commercial. Knock that shiat off NBC Sports

Yeah, cause reality shouldn't be seen.


I've never smoked in my life. That shiat ain't my reality.

Liking the anthem in DC.
 
2013-05-13 08:09:37 PM  
Not looking good.
 
2013-05-13 08:09:38 PM  
Leaf goal, 2-1!!
 
2013-05-13 08:09:39 PM  
Leafs goal 2-1 Toronto
 
2013-05-13 08:09:40 PM  
Yay! 2-1 Not Boston!
 
2013-05-13 08:09:42 PM  
Here we gooooo!  FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2013-05-13 08:09:43 PM  
Nothing can stop the Fransen!
 
2013-05-13 08:09:46 PM  
BOOM from the point 2-1 LEAFS!!
 
2013-05-13 08:09:47 PM  
TOR 2-1 BOS (1st, (2nd, 14:12)
 
2013-05-13 08:09:51 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
 
2013-05-13 08:09:58 PM  
SyrupGoal!
 
2013-05-13 08:09:59 PM  
Sweet Maple Syrup!
 
2013-05-13 08:09:59 PM  
So, just Julien, or will Chiarelli be looking for a job, too?
 
2013-05-13 08:10:03 PM  
Uh oh, Leaf goal  #4 for #2
 
2013-05-13 08:10:12 PM  
GOD DAMN IT!
 
2013-05-13 08:10:12 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.


Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.
 
2013-05-13 08:10:21 PM  

doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?


It is on CSN.
 
2013-05-13 08:10:24 PM  
Rask did not see that.... but when you're screened by Chara, you've got no chance
 
2013-05-13 08:10:31 PM  
Thanks Chara!  :D
 
2013-05-13 08:10:34 PM  
In, under Chara's armpit.
 
2013-05-13 08:10:44 PM  

2wolves: Matt Cooke whining detected in this sector captain.


Sulu, transmit a tight-beam message to that area stating that those who hold such opinions are free to polish my captain's log.
 
2013-05-13 08:11:06 PM  
imageshack.us

two for the goat!!!!!
 
2013-05-13 08:11:19 PM  
Reimer appears to be achieving Hot Playoff Goalie status.
 
2013-05-13 08:11:32 PM  

doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?


I think cbs was also airing it.

Otherwise online streams
 
2013-05-13 08:12:00 PM  
and yea 488k grrrrrr
 
2013-05-13 08:12:02 PM  
Damn, going by the TV, Verizon Center is farking loud

GAME ON!
 
2013-05-13 08:12:10 PM  
Countdown to NHL/WWE Pro Hockey '13 begins.
 
2013-05-13 08:12:15 PM  

doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?


In Detroit the Red Wings games were carried on FSN Detroit and blacked out on NBC.  So you might want to check on FSN D.C., Comcast Sports Net D.C, or whatever the D.C. regional sports network is.

Also, that documentary is farking awesome.  I love the chandelier story.
 
2013-05-13 08:12:21 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.


There are picturesque golf courses in New Jersey?
 
2013-05-13 08:12:53 PM  

Donnchadha: Rask did not see that.... but when you're screened by Chara, you've got no chance


Yeah, that was more than Chara screening him. That puck got through 4 guys on it's way to the net.

/Lucky cocksucker.
 
2013-05-13 08:13:17 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

There are picturesque golf courses in New Jersey?


There are very nice golf courses in New Jersey, lol.
 
2013-05-13 08:13:18 PM  
So the Bruins will need at least 3 goals to win?

I don't think I'll live that long.
 
2013-05-13 08:13:19 PM  
Held by Holtby. Drink!
 
2013-05-13 08:13:53 PM  

HoleChicken: How many of the Bruins and Canadiens OT Game 7's have been against each other?


Two.
2011 East QF, @Boston 4-3 (+5:43)
1979 Semifinal, @Montreal 5-4 (+9:33)
also 1931 Semifinal, @Montreal 3-2 (+19:00) [Game 5 of a 5-game series]
 
2013-05-13 08:14:11 PM  
Dammit I walk the dog and come back to the Bs down 2-1.
It's all his fault. Bad Dog!
 
2013-05-13 08:14:22 PM  

LucklessWonder: Held by Holtby. Drink!


Fool!  You'll kill us all!
 
2013-05-13 08:14:24 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.


(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.
 
2013-05-13 08:14:24 PM  

CipollinaFan: doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?

It is on CSN.


Also, the program guide on CSN might not list this game, but it's on.
 
2013-05-13 08:14:38 PM  

CipollinaFan: doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?

It is on CSN.


Many thanks!!!!!
 
2013-05-13 08:15:11 PM  
Bruins playing like they've got cement in their skates.

Rask needs some run support!
 
2013-05-13 08:15:11 PM  
farking Bruins...
 
2013-05-13 08:15:12 PM  
Long Change mentioned - EVERYBODY DRINK!
 
2013-05-13 08:15:19 PM  

Inchoate: CipollinaFan: doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?

It is on CSN.

Also, the program guide on CSN might not list this game, but it's on.


Yeah--it's listed as MLS.
Farking farksticks.
 
2013-05-13 08:15:33 PM  
Jack Edwards @RealJackEdwards 1m
Bruins have taken just 3 shots on goal since they scored. That's 21 minutes of game time.
 
2013-05-13 08:15:40 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Reimer appears to be achieving Hot Playoff Goalie status.


and his wife appears to be achieving hot playoff goalie wife status
 
2013-05-13 08:15:42 PM  

Inchoate: 2wolves: Matt Cooke whining detected in this sector captain.

Sulu, transmit a tight-beam message to that area stating that those who hold such opinions are free to polish my captain's log.


Captain, we have a hot babe for the comm duties.
 
2013-05-13 08:16:04 PM  

Polish Hussar: LucklessWonder: Held by Holtby. Drink!

Fool!  You'll kill us all!


I'm on caffeine not alcohol. I'm trying to OD on Arabica
 
2013-05-13 08:16:12 PM  
*whew* Bruins survived another power play
 
2013-05-13 08:16:15 PM  

doyner: Caps game 7 is sold out.  The game is listed as NBCSN.  NBCSN is playing the history of the Canada/Soviet hockey rivalry. What . The. Fark.

Any DC Farkers know where to watch?!?!?!?


CSN MA, channel 76 on fios, the guide says soccer, but it's the game
 
2013-05-13 08:16:20 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.


(an Eastern Conference Championship is still more than your team's done since the Clinton Administration)

*cough*
 
2013-05-13 08:16:26 PM  
Well...it's been fun boys.

See ya next year
 
2013-05-13 08:17:31 PM  

fatalvenom: Well...it's been fun boys.

See ya next year


It still early for that
 
2013-05-13 08:17:34 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Jack Edwards @RealJackEdwards 1m
Bruins have taken just 3 shots on goal since they scored. That's 21 minutes of game time.


Isn't he busy comparing Matt Cooke to Hitler calling play by play at the moment?
 
2013-05-13 08:17:36 PM  
Boston fans, feel free to change your chant from "Let's go Bruins" to "Let's go golfing"
 
2013-05-13 08:18:11 PM  
Reimer so bored by Bruins' anemic offense that he's doing spins and tricks in his crease.  :-)
 
2013-05-13 08:18:29 PM  
Don't you think the Bruins look tired?
 
2013-05-13 08:18:32 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.

(an Eastern Conference Championship is still more than your team's done since the Clinton Administration)

*cough*


Keep moving that bar, champ.
 
2013-05-13 08:19:17 PM  

fatalvenom: Well...it's been fun boys.

See ya next year


Starting to look that way...

Frustrating season and that's how it's going to end, it seems.

Oh, well...
 
2013-05-13 08:19:19 PM  

2wolves: Inchoate: 2wolves: Matt Cooke whining detected in this sector captain.

Sulu, transmit a tight-beam message to that area stating that those who hold such opinions are free to polish my captain's log.

Captain, we have a hot babe for the comm duties.


That we do, Commander. Activate go-go boots!
 
2013-05-13 08:19:41 PM  
Is there anything funnier than a ref hopping to avoid the puck?
 
2013-05-13 08:19:59 PM  
photobucket.com/user/fatalvenom1377/media/bruins/2011-04-23_22-52-32_8 10.jpg.html]i1045.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-13 08:20:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Don't you think the Bruins look tired?


Airplane sabotage.
 
2013-05-13 08:20:14 PM  
LOL, what the fark was that Grabovski?
 
2013-05-13 08:20:23 PM  
Haha, Grabovski basically mugged that guy.
 
2013-05-13 08:20:34 PM  
I want the Bruins to win their series. I live in Bruins territory and work allows casual Fridays during the playoffs.

Of course, I'd go to work wearing my Rangers gear. ;-)
 
2013-05-13 08:20:52 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.

(an Eastern Conference Championship is still more than your team's done since the Clinton Administration)

*cough*

Keep moving that bar, champ.


Moving what bar?  We've done more than you have in 20 years.  That is fact.   You don't like being the little brother in the rivalry, hope your team actually does what sportswriters say they'll do every single year, lol.
 
2013-05-13 08:21:32 PM  
If I were that Bruin, I'd be checking to see if I still had my wallet.
 
2013-05-13 08:21:44 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Don't you think the Bruins look tired?


Yes, but the Leafs don't look like speed demons either.
If it's still 2-1 in the third, I think the Bruins will make their move then
 
2013-05-13 08:23:04 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: cameroncrazy1984: Don't you think the Bruins look tired?

Airplane sabotage.


Jeremy Jacobs chartered his flights with Fung Wah Plane Company.
 
2013-05-13 08:23:16 PM  

robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.

(an Eastern Conference Championship is still more than your team's done since the Clinton Administration)

*cough*

Keep moving that bar, champ.

Moving what bar?  We've done more than you have in 20 years.  That is fact.   You don't like being the little brother in the rivalry, hope your team actually does what sportswriters say they'll do every single year, lol.


The "little brother" has two times as many cups as you and is an original six team. You have a bunch of clowns from Colorado. Pretty sure Marty played for them back when he was still farking women he wasn't related to. What I'm saying is he's old, they suck, and they aren't in the playoffs.
 
2013-05-13 08:23:32 PM  

aevorea: I want the Bruins to win their series. I live in Bruins territory and work allows casual Fridays during the playoffs.

Of course, I'd go to work wearing my Rangers gear. ;-)


You might be dead soon...

Make sure you go to legalzoom.com and process a living will.

/cover your bases
 
2013-05-13 08:23:48 PM  

Publikwerks: cameroncrazy1984: Don't you think the Bruins look tired?

Yes, but the Leafs don't look like speed demons either.
If it's still 2-1 in the third, I think the Bruins will make their move then


I dunno, the Leafs appear to be winning more battles on the board and getting to pucks faster.
 
2013-05-13 08:23:56 PM  

MrJesus: The "little brother" has two times as many cups as you and is an original six team.


LOL, yes, the Great Depression WAS eventful.
 
2013-05-13 08:23:59 PM  

LucklessWonder: Is there anything funnier than a ref hopping to avoid the puck?


Yes. A ref hopping over the puck who lands too closely to the net, tangles his skate in it, and tumbles to the ice.

It happened two years ago in a Rangers-Crapitals game.
 
2013-05-13 08:24:00 PM  
These playoffs need more sweet tea ads. Ever since last year I'm tempted to register at farmersonly.com with the promise of sweet tea.
 
2013-05-13 08:24:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Haha, Grabovski basically mugged that guy.


Never thought I'd compliment a Leafs player, but he's impressed me with the way he keeps getting flattened and bounces right up again. Of course, he's still young - a body can't take that much abuse year in, year out.
 
2013-05-13 08:24:28 PM  
SPECTACULAR DIVE!!!!!

No penalty, biatch.
 
2013-05-13 08:24:39 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

[mlb.imageg.net image 500x500]

Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

[i63.photobucket.com image 295x155]

Same as last year.  Tick tock.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 330x206]

Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.


I too remember 2008 with great fondness, but for a different reason.
/Go Wings
//#6, that's a big ol' check
 
2013-05-13 08:24:47 PM  
This Broussard kid can play

/Cue terrible injury
 
2013-05-13 08:25:09 PM  

aevorea: LucklessWonder: Is there anything funnier than a ref hopping to avoid the puck?

Yes. A ref hopping over the puck who lands too closely to the net, tangles his skate in it, and tumbles to the ice.

It happened two years ago in a Rangers-Capitals game.


Oh shiat, yeah that was funny.
 
2013-05-13 08:25:16 PM  

aevorea: I want the Bruins to win their series. I live in Bruins territory and work allows casual Fridays during the playoffs.

Of course, I'd go to work wearing my Rangers gear. ;-)


Casual Fridays only during playoffs?  Not the rest of the year?  That's kinda weak.  :-)
 
2013-05-13 08:25:45 PM  
Bruins can't control the puck, can't take advantage of any opportunities, can't play offense.....
 
2013-05-13 08:26:18 PM  

MrJesus: SPECTACULAR DIVE!!!!!

No penalty, biatch.


On the play where the guy got hit by the puck?
 
2013-05-13 08:26:29 PM  
effn Bruins play hockey like alzheimers patients. A Bos player passes from behind the opposing goalie right in the crease and there is not a single Bruin to try and score. "Oh, I didn't know you wanted to set me up directly in front of the net.  I thought you might want to pass it to me where I was, way out by the blue line
 
2013-05-13 08:26:46 PM  
Nasty looking hit.
 
2013-05-13 08:27:10 PM  
Nice hit from AO
 
2013-05-13 08:27:12 PM  
GO GO GO GO goddammit
 
2013-05-13 08:27:13 PM  
Nice hit, Ovie.
 
2013-05-13 08:27:15 PM  
Roger Goodell is going to send a very stern letter to Ovechkin for that hit.
 
2013-05-13 08:27:23 PM  
Lucic totally loses his cool.
 
2013-05-13 08:27:26 PM  
Lucic gone for two
 
2013-05-13 08:27:36 PM  

MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: MrJesus: robsul82: FINISH THEM, Caps.  Enough farking around, lol.

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Let's try that again. FOR: YOU.

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Same as last year.  Tick tock.

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Super.  Ticket to the Finals on the line, King Nothing got beat by an old man.  Great regular season, though.

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This was my view in 2008 when the Rangers knocked the old man out in 6 in their own house.

Win some, lose some. And in the case of the Devils in 2013... hit the links.

Feel free to join us there after your whole week in the playoffs expire.  When you get here, I'll be sure to show you my view when my team did something in the last 20 years.

(the last 10 are not included in that count for NJ)

cough.

(an Eastern Conference Championship is still more than your team's done since the Clinton Administration)

*cough*

Keep moving that bar, champ.

Moving what bar?  We've done more than you have in 20 years.  That is fact.   You don't like being the little brother in the rivalry, hope your team actually does what sportswriters say they'll do every single year, lol.

The "little brother" has two times as many cups as you and is an original six team. You have a bunch of clowns from Colorado. Pretty sure Marty played for them back when he was still farking women he wasn't related to. What I'm saying is he's old, they suck, and they aren't in the playoffs.


IF the Rangers win the cup this year, will it not mean anything since it was a shortened season? I mean, that's all anyone said when the Devils won it back in 95.
 
2013-05-13 08:27:39 PM  
Lucic getting a penalty for being a sh*tbag? That's new.
 
2013-05-13 08:27:53 PM  

Inchoate: 2wolves: Inchoate: 2wolves: Matt Cooke whining detected in this sector captain.

Sulu, transmit a tight-beam message to that area stating that those who hold such opinions are free to polish my captain's log.

Captain, we have a hot babe for the comm duties.

That we do, Commander. Activate go-go boots!


FABULOUS!
 
2013-05-13 08:27:56 PM  
Haha, only Lucic.

/right call
 
2013-05-13 08:28:03 PM  
Bad Lucic
 
2013-05-13 08:28:04 PM  
Lucic, be a man. Girls can swing harder.
 
2013-05-13 08:28:16 PM  
Yeah... call that on Lucic, you gotta call it on Phaneuf too
 
2013-05-13 08:28:17 PM  
Okay, I like the hitting, Ovie, but put the puck in the net now.
 
2013-05-13 08:28:19 PM  
And Lucic gets another short handed goal
 
2013-05-13 08:28:25 PM  
That's some horseshiat EA Sports strategy, get into a fight, then stand there and take your punishment in exchange for a power play.
 
2013-05-13 08:28:43 PM  
THATS FARKING HORSE SHIAT!!!!
 
2013-05-13 08:28:54 PM  
Phanuf could have gone there as well but Lucic completely lost his cool & deserved to go sit & feel shame
 
2013-05-13 08:29:13 PM  
Hey Leafs, you're on a farking power play here!
 
2013-05-13 08:29:25 PM  
WTF - WHy does it look like the Bruins are on the PP
 
2013-05-13 08:29:26 PM  
ummmmmm LEAFS YOU HAVE THE EXTRA MAN....
 
2013-05-13 08:29:39 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Phanuf could have gone there as well but Lucic completely lost his cool & deserved to go sit & feel shame


That assumes that Lucic even has emotions.
 
2013-05-13 08:29:51 PM  
They only thing I can think of is if Lucic said a magic word to earn his two
 
2013-05-13 08:29:58 PM  
Bruins are freaking out.
 
2013-05-13 08:30:06 PM  
fark fark fark McDonagh going to the locker room
 
2013-05-13 08:30:11 PM  
Marchand slew footing Reimer on the replay.
 
2013-05-13 08:30:16 PM  
Wow, refs are full of it... BAD CALL
 
2013-05-13 08:30:31 PM  
Knock on wood, but as bad as the Bruins are on the power play, they're almost that good killing penalties.
 
2013-05-13 08:30:32 PM  
Stupid, STUPID penalty by Lucic.
 
2013-05-13 08:30:32 PM  
Lucic may be an evil genius. Team seems to be playing inspired now.
 
2013-05-13 08:30:40 PM  

fatalvenom: aevorea: I want the Bruins to win their series. I live in Bruins territory and work allows casual Fridays during the playoffs.

Of course, I'd go to work wearing my Rangers gear. ;-)

You might be dead soon...

Make sure you go to legalzoom.com and process a living will.

/cover your bases


They wouldn't dare hit a preggers chick.

And if they did I'd channel hormonal rage and kick some ass.
 
2013-05-13 08:30:43 PM  
Allllllllllmost
 
2013-05-13 08:30:58 PM  
Bruins get an equalizer there? Damn refs... you got some bodyguards for leaving the arena tonight?
 
2013-05-13 08:31:12 PM  
this gets more chippy and the Leaf mojo will evaporate
 
2013-05-13 08:31:30 PM  
Marchand got away with dumping Reimer on his ass back behind the net on that SH chance
 
2013-05-13 08:31:52 PM  
This is getting nice and chippy now!  I like!
 
2013-05-13 08:31:57 PM  
And Rask just punched a guy.

Awesome.
 
2013-05-13 08:32:02 PM  
That's it Tuukka! Don't take any shiat!
 
2013-05-13 08:32:11 PM  
Oof, punched into the goalposts.
 
2013-05-13 08:32:29 PM  
Lupul is a shiatbag. Dive into Rask goes unpunished.
 
2013-05-13 08:32:29 PM  

Frozen_Puck: aevorea: I want the Bruins to win their series. I live in Bruins territory and work allows casual Fridays during the playoffs.

Of course, I'd go to work wearing my Rangers gear. ;-)

Casual Fridays only during playoffs?  Not the rest of the year?  That's kinda weak.  :-)


Of any sport where a Boston team is playing.
 
2013-05-13 08:32:37 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: That's it Tuukka! Don't take any shiat!


Yeah, punch that guy for getting knocked into you by your own D-man!
 
2013-05-13 08:32:46 PM  
That's it... I'm getting drunk. End this season in style with the 12 year old single malt Irish Whiskey I've had sitting on the shelf.

farking Bruins...
 
2013-05-13 08:32:55 PM  
Cry much, Boston?
 
2013-05-13 08:33:11 PM  
Man, sure is getting to be a pressure cooker infront of the crease.
 
2013-05-13 08:33:28 PM  
WTF Alberto Del Rio making an appearance at Verizon Center?
 
2013-05-13 08:33:31 PM  

Donnchadha: Primitive Screwhead: That's it Tuukka! Don't take any shiat!

Yeah, punch that guy for getting knocked into you by your own D-man!


And he took off his own helmet in the middle of the play?
 
2013-05-13 08:33:37 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: And Rask just punched a guy.

Awesome.


Goddamn, I seem to be missing a lot. I'm almost to the bar. Nobody else do anything noteworthy in either game....
 
2013-05-13 08:33:59 PM  

Publikwerks: Donnchadha: Primitive Screwhead: That's it Tuukka! Don't take any shiat!

Yeah, punch that guy for getting knocked into you by your own D-man!

And he took off his own helmet in the middle of the play?


Totally disrespectful of the game!
 
2013-05-13 08:33:59 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Marchand slew footing Reimer on the replay.


BULLshiat.

soopey: Lupul is a shiatbag. Dive into Rask goes unpunished.


This, right here.
 
2013-05-13 08:34:04 PM  
wewt!