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(KHOU Houston)   Thief learns the painful way that siphoning someone's gas isn't as easy as it looks in the movies   (khou.com) divider line 16
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2013-05-13 08:03:00 AM  
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Deathfrogg: They caught one kid in my high school siphoning other kid's and some of the teacher's cars. They caught him, because he'd strolled off after getting the siphon going, and lit a smoke. Set his mouth and hands on fire and showed up in his next class with his hair all burned off the front of his head.
Greg wasn't that bright.


For a moment he was.
2013-05-13 07:02:11 AM  
9 votes:
One morning my uncle discovered a gas can, a hose and a pile of puke next to his RV.  The thief had apparently picked the wrong hole to siphon from.
2013-05-13 07:28:30 AM  
3 votes:
My cousin's mother's best friend said that one time, somebody done try to syphon gas from their RV, but the thief done goofed and ended up getting a mouthful of poop, because the two tanks are right next to each other and look exactly the same.
2013-05-13 06:40:56 AM  
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2013-05-13 07:50:12 AM  
2 votes:

ransack.: jce I trydvto tries to reefer tailer truck. Tailer. Tuck syphon out the has and lollide came, lol we boned out but it did br in done a hours


Am I having a stroke, or are you?
2013-05-13 07:35:57 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-13 02:22:33 PM  
1 votes:

finnished: Gonz: I was racking wine yesterday from the fermenter into bottles, and I got a faceful of unaged white.

So did your mom. Amirite?


Mom's in her mid-70s.

If she's getting facials, more power to her.
2013-05-13 09:47:33 AM  
1 votes:
cdn0.sbnation.com

Nod understandingly.
2013-05-13 09:41:15 AM  
1 votes:
Hey, did y'all know you can shiat into an RV's gastank and it'll run even better than with gas?

We made it all the way across Arizona last year on nothing but Taco Bell.
2013-05-13 09:27:55 AM  
1 votes:
one time back in high school one of my stoner friends was really high and wanting to siphon gas. so we went to one of his neighbor's house and snuck up to their rv.

he told me "hold this gas can while i get the hose going".

i was carefully holding one end of the hose in the gas can, ensuring it doesn't pop out and shoot gas everywhere, not paying attention to my friend's siphoning attempt, when suddenly i hear him gag look up to see him puking all over the place...a dark brown sludgy looking mess everywhere.

apparently, since they look exactly the same and they're right next to each other, my friend had mistaken the waste tank for the gas tank.
2013-05-13 08:00:19 AM  
1 votes:
Everything's stupider in Texas!
2013-05-13 07:54:35 AM  
1 votes:
The favorites back in the 70s were the old Buicks and Pontiacs. Some models had the gas filler tube behind the license plate and were almost level with the top of the tank, so getting the siphon to flow was a piece of cake. They had big tanks too.

They caught one kid in my high school siphoning other kid's and some of the teacher's cars. They caught him, because he'd strolled off after getting the siphon going, and lit a smoke. Set his mouth and hands on fire and showed up in his next class with his hair all burned off the front of his head.
Greg wasn't that bright.
2013-05-13 07:33:18 AM  
1 votes:
2013-05-13 07:20:41 AM  
1 votes:

Revek: One morning my uncle discovered a gas can, a hose and a pile of puke next to his RV.  The thief had apparently picked the wrong hole to siphon from.


Nonsense. The fuel port goes into the top of the tank, the black water port is in the bottom and is gravity fed. Not to mention that there is no similarity between them at all, ie no valve on the fuel fill pipe. Your uncle was lying to you. Just like he was when he told you that it was okay to touch you there as long as you kept it a secret.
2013-05-13 06:30:58 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-05-13 02:17:19 AM  
1 votes:
FTA: "Employees said gas has been stolen before and cost them."
FTV: "Larry Johnson runs security here and could not believe what he saw next."

Seems to me the only thing Johnson should see next is a pink slip.

Wait a minute here...

"Larry Johnson runs security here..."
"'...wipe us out completely,' manager Paula Johnson said."


Nepotism rarely pays off in the end.
 
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