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2013-05-13 12:59:56 AM
6 votes:
Women who have reduction surgery usually have breasts that are sufficiently large that it's giving them back problems, bad posture, headaches, and so on.  They can't find bras that fit properly, and, if they're lucky enough to find ones that do, they're ridiculously expensive.  Then there are the social problems: bullying, verbal sexual harassment, unwanted fondling, all start whenever their boobs start growing and they continue into adulthood.

As much as I'm a fan of boobies, I have nothing but sympathy and compassion for women for whom their endowment is more of a curse than a blessing.
2013-05-13 01:35:17 AM
4 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.


She couldn't go lower than you.
2013-05-13 01:10:30 AM
4 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.


she can also buy normal clothes for 1/10h the price of what she had to before, and she's not suffering crippling back and joint pain and degenerative illnesses thanks to carrying around 20 pounds of lard in the worst possible place, strapped to the front of her upper chest, you ass. They might have been part of some juvenile farkdoll fantasy on your art, but to her they were literally a daily punishment she couldn't escape and had done nothing to deserve.
2013-05-13 12:48:57 AM
4 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)


I don't think that's a gal.
2013-05-13 12:36:57 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-12 11:07:50 PM
4 votes:

Lsherm: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

You get two vertical scar lines running from your nipple to your abdomen?  Who is doing the surgery, Stevie Wonder?


Yeah, the middle one caught my attention pretty much the same way. I'm thinking that this woman is one on those people who doesn't believe in using mirrors, and she can't see below her nipples.

OTOH, I love how these women are standing there bare-breasted, just smiling for the camera, for the purpose of showing off their nipples. Here in the U.S., these women would be branded whores whose morals are tearing down the very fabric of our society.

/nipples and smiles ftw
2013-05-13 12:29:14 AM
3 votes:
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

This just comes to mind.
2013-05-12 07:37:57 PM
3 votes:
Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?
2013-05-12 11:11:23 PM
2 votes:
2013-05-13 05:36:29 PM
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: propasaurus: Yeah, why DO women purposely give themselves breast cancer?

From what I could find, about 50000 women have mastectomies in the US every year. In 2011, 307000 women got implants. That's 50000 women getting implants for a good reason (assuming all the mastectomies led to implants, which I doubt), while the rest are just being dumbasses.


Yeah, that's all week and good, but you specifically called out the one woman who had a mastectomy.
2013-05-13 10:58:32 AM
1 votes:
lolcat.com

I'd rather see a titty kat than a titty tat
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-13 10:17:56 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-05-13 08:56:53 AM
1 votes:

red230: Well I suppose that is a cheaper alternative than therapy if you don't have insurance but I can't help but thinking those women have made poor choices before.


The second two perhaps you are right.  But I'm sure the first woman did not choose to get cancer just so she could have an excuse to get a nipple tattoo on her reconstructed breast.
2013-05-13 06:48:41 AM
1 votes:

Bisu: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.

Ya. Going from guys that will only date chicks with huge breasts to guys that will date girls with average size breasts is clearly going down in quality. All the fine, upstanding men in society limit themselves to DD and up.


Men select for breast size at about the same rate women select for wallet size. Rail against reality all you want. It doesn't care.
2013-05-13 06:20:55 AM
1 votes:
I've noticed that women who get cosmetic surgery are like women who redecorate a room. The keep trying to slightly adjust things like #2 in TFA. The result is nasty.

Meanwhile grandma actally has the best tits and she's 60 and working with a 20 year old boob job. She just left it be and drew some nipples on.
2013-05-13 04:48:44 AM
1 votes:
0-media-cdn.foolz.us

I like pale nips just fine; they're pretty sexy IMO.
Also, those scarred-up fakies are horrendous.  Jeezus.
2013-05-13 03:34:56 AM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.


You ever see what happens to a pair of boobs that size after they turn 40 and belong to a body that's had a half dozen kids or so?

Think two bowling balls in a pair of pantyhose.
2013-05-13 02:25:32 AM
1 votes:
The grandma gets a pass; mastectomy and reconstruction, that sucks, you want a tattooed nipple on the reconstruction, makes sense to me.  I saw an article about a woman who did very little other than nipple tattoos for mastectomy patients.

The other two had perfectly good breasts in the before pictures.
2013-05-13 01:50:15 AM
1 votes:
The first one? Sure. No definition from boob to areola to nipple. I can see that being something to be self conscious about. I've seen that before myself and from a guys perspective it makes it a bit more difficult to "Hit the target" if you know what I mean (and I think that you do). At least for the first few times with that person.

The other two not so much. I get the playful nature of having stripper pasties tattooed on your boobs so that's fine if that's where you want to go but the hearts are just tacky.
2013-05-13 01:34:54 AM
1 votes:

Hoban Washburne: fmcgalaxie500: That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Based on the images in TFA, she didn't get a reduction.


She had cancer.
2013-05-13 01:11:46 AM
1 votes:

plushpuppy: My nipples hurt just reading this article.


Do they need the hurt kissed away?
2013-05-13 01:09:06 AM
1 votes:

divx88: [blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 318x318]

This just comes to mind.


Yep. Mine too. My favorite part is where she says "I'm twenty two deuce deuces!"

God-is-a-Taco: What the hell is wrong with women?


Other women.
2013-05-13 12:49:36 AM
1 votes:
2013-05-13 12:46:31 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.


Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.
2013-05-13 12:44:31 AM
1 votes:
Fark you, dvdactive!

metrobloggen.se
2013-05-13 12:43:41 AM
1 votes:
Areola, you illiterate farkwits. Not nipple.
2013-05-13 12:26:25 AM
1 votes:

Pope Larry II: The set on the left are also frankentits. My guess is the 1980's were good for her, the last 20 years have not been.


The woman on the left is a breast cancer survivor.   One breast is a complete reconstruction.  So cut the lady some slack.
2013-05-12 11:30:05 PM
1 votes:

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


It's #3 who had the reduction. The one in the middle had implants, followed by a lift.
2013-05-12 11:03:33 PM
1 votes:
media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com
2013-05-12 10:55:41 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: anfrind: Eyebleach (NSFW)

What the fark is that, a RealDoll?  At least the tits in TFA look human.


Eyebleach sans airbrush (NSFW)

Happy now?
2013-05-12 10:49:29 PM
1 votes:

anfrind: Eyebleach (NSFW)


What the fark is that, a RealDoll?  At least the tits in TFA look human.
2013-05-12 10:24:44 PM
1 votes:
Eyebleach (NSFW)
2013-05-12 10:21:15 PM
1 votes:
IMHO the only one of the 3 who looks better after is #1... good job on the reconstruction and the tittoo does enhance the pseudo-nipple.

#2 had OEM breasts that looked great for a 35-yr-old mother - no surgery needed and the end result is definitely much worse.

#3 the post-reduction boobs look good (especially considering the scarring that can result from this procedure). The heart-shaped tittoos just make her look trashy.
2013-05-12 09:34:44 PM
1 votes:
Those are six of the nastiest boobs I've seen online today.
2013-05-12 07:52:00 PM
1 votes:

Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.


That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery
 
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