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(The Sun)   Old and busted: Nipple piercing. New hotness: Nipple tattooing, also known as tittooing. (Not safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 169
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2013-05-12 07:37:57 PM
Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?
 
2013-05-12 07:43:34 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?


Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.
 
2013-05-12 07:49:10 PM
Yuck, maybe, not with subby's diak
 
2013-05-12 07:52:00 PM

Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.


That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery
 
2013-05-12 07:53:08 PM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


You get two vertical scar lines running from your nipple to your abdomen?  Who is doing the surgery, Stevie Wonder?
 
2013-05-12 07:54:08 PM

fmcgalaxie500: That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


Based on the images in TFA, she didn't get a reduction.
 
2013-05-12 08:01:13 PM
members of the Stupid Hall of Fame.
 
2013-05-12 08:06:54 PM

Hoban Washburne: fmcgalaxie500: That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Based on the images in TFA, she didn't get a reduction.


Maybe she had them reduced then enhanced as well??
 
2013-05-12 08:23:02 PM
It would make as much sense as getting your fingerprints tattooed.

Let's start a trend here.
 
2013-05-12 08:32:33 PM

Hoban Washburne: fmcgalaxie500: That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Based on the images in TFA, she didn't get a reduction.


It was a "lift".  They come with hideous scars.
 
2013-05-12 09:25:30 PM
Boob job scars!
 
2013-05-12 09:34:44 PM
Those are six of the nastiest boobs I've seen online today.
 
2013-05-12 09:37:43 PM
The set on the left are also frankentits. My guess is the 1980's were good for her, the last 20 years have not been.
 
2013-05-12 09:43:08 PM

Bob Falfa: Those are six of the nastiest boobs I've seen online today.


Having a quality Mother's Day, eh?
 
2013-05-12 10:19:48 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?


It's "Fronkensteen!"
 
2013-05-12 10:21:15 PM
IMHO the only one of the 3 who looks better after is #1... good job on the reconstruction and the tittoo does enhance the pseudo-nipple.

#2 had OEM breasts that looked great for a 35-yr-old mother - no surgery needed and the end result is definitely much worse.

#3 the post-reduction boobs look good (especially considering the scarring that can result from this procedure). The heart-shaped tittoos just make her look trashy.
 
2013-05-12 10:24:44 PM
Eyebleach (NSFW)
 
2013-05-12 10:49:29 PM

anfrind: Eyebleach (NSFW)


What the fark is that, a RealDoll?  At least the tits in TFA look human.
 
2013-05-12 10:55:41 PM

dahmers love zombie: anfrind: Eyebleach (NSFW)

What the fark is that, a RealDoll?  At least the tits in TFA look human.


Eyebleach sans airbrush (NSFW)

Happy now?
 
2013-05-12 11:03:33 PM
media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com
 
2013-05-12 11:07:17 PM
I don't want to be "that guy", but look at their feet!  EW!  I'm not even a foot guy but the sheer gross-factor made them unmissable.
 
2013-05-12 11:07:50 PM

Lsherm: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

You get two vertical scar lines running from your nipple to your abdomen?  Who is doing the surgery, Stevie Wonder?


Yeah, the middle one caught my attention pretty much the same way. I'm thinking that this woman is one on those people who doesn't believe in using mirrors, and she can't see below her nipples.

OTOH, I love how these women are standing there bare-breasted, just smiling for the camera, for the purpose of showing off their nipples. Here in the U.S., these women would be branded whores whose morals are tearing down the very fabric of our society.

/nipples and smiles ftw
 
2013-05-12 11:11:23 PM
 
2013-05-12 11:21:15 PM

Fark Me To Tears: Lsherm: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

You get two vertical scar lines running from your nipple to your abdomen?  Who is doing the surgery, Stevie Wonder?

Yeah, the middle one caught my attention pretty much the same way. I'm thinking that this woman is one on those people who doesn't believe in using mirrors, and she can't see below her nipples.

OTOH, I love how these women are standing there bare-breasted, just smiling for the camera, for the purpose of showing off their nipples. Here in the U.S., these women would be branded whores whose morals are tearing down the very fabric of our society.

/nipples and smiles ftw


have you guys NEVER seen breast reduction video?
that is exactly what it looks like

I miss those shows.
the slice, dice, and relocate the nipple without detaching it.
the videos of surgery can scar(e) you for life
 
2013-05-12 11:30:05 PM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


It's #3 who had the reduction. The one in the middle had implants, followed by a lift.
 
2013-05-12 11:39:53 PM

anfrind: dahmers love zombie: anfrind: Eyebleach (NSFW)

What the fark is that, a RealDoll?  At least the tits in TFA look human.

Eyebleach sans airbrush (NSFW)

Happy now?


Oh HELLS yes.
 
2013-05-13 12:00:26 AM

namatad: have you guys NEVER seen breast reduction video?


Well...no.  That's not something I've come across.  Now you got me thinking I might search for it, but I'm leaning towards not doing it.
 
2013-05-13 12:24:15 AM
why are the Dixie Chicks showing their tits again?
 
2013-05-13 12:24:19 AM
I'm less interested in what they've done (people do all sorts of things) than why they did it. I'm curious about the mindset that led them to decide on this course of action.
 
2013-05-13 12:24:51 AM
(She) gotta tattooed tit, say Number 13.
 
2013-05-13 12:25:53 AM

Lsherm: namatad: have you guys NEVER seen breast reduction video?

Well...no.  That's not something I've come across.  Now you got me thinking I might search for it, but I'm leaning towards not doing it.


I had an ex that had breast reduction surgery, that's exactly what it looks like when performed by a very unskilled butcher.
 
2013-05-13 12:26:25 AM

Pope Larry II: The set on the left are also frankentits. My guess is the 1980's were good for her, the last 20 years have not been.


The woman on the left is a breast cancer survivor.   One breast is a complete reconstruction.  So cut the lady some slack.
 
2013-05-13 12:27:53 AM
I think I just puked in my mouth a bit.
 
2013-05-13 12:28:06 AM
If I just would have gone to bed one headline earlier. Now nightmares all night.
 
2013-05-13 12:29:14 AM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

This just comes to mind.
 
2013-05-13 12:29:26 AM
I wasn't prepared for that picture. Even without the "smoking hot" message, I knew it was a trap.

Darkening nipples should be a crime against humanity, excluding breast cancer and yadda yadda.
First they tanned, and now they're tattooing their nipples darker? What the hell is wrong with women?
 
2013-05-13 12:29:41 AM
Ze scars, boss! Ze scars!

cdn0.hark.com
 
2013-05-13 12:30:09 AM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


Ha! Serves 'em right.
 
2013-05-13 12:31:45 AM
3432-philly.voxcdn.com
 
2013-05-13 12:35:46 AM
Tittooing? I hear their space port is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2013-05-13 12:35:57 AM

Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.


Never, ever go to coupon boob job day, or lasik...
 
2013-05-13 12:36:33 AM
Jeeze... I cannot fathom how much tattooing the nips would hurt.
 
2013-05-13 12:36:57 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-13 12:39:55 AM
Hey, where's that guy that thinks 20-40 year old pussies all look the same? Must be in the tits that the age shows?
 
2013-05-13 12:40:02 AM
s7d5.scene7.com

much cheaper, and as realistic
 
2013-05-13 12:40:51 AM
I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)
 
2013-05-13 12:41:10 AM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).
 
2013-05-13 12:42:09 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Hey, where's that guy that thinks 20-40 year old pussies all look the same? Must be in the tits that the age shows?


he's barfing
 
2013-05-13 12:42:34 AM
My nipples hurt just reading this article.
 
2013-05-13 12:42:54 AM

TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).


I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.
 
2013-05-13 12:43:41 AM
Areola, you illiterate farkwits. Not nipple.
 
2013-05-13 12:43:44 AM
btw, EIP.
 
2013-05-13 12:43:59 AM
Does the one in the middle have purple tinted feet?

img89.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-13 12:44:31 AM
Fark you, dvdactive!

metrobloggen.se
 
2013-05-13 12:44:59 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-13 12:45:08 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.


But she doesn't see them.
 
2013-05-13 12:46:01 AM

Diacetylmorphine: Jeeze... I cannot fathom how much tattooing the nips would hurt.



Thatsracist.jpg

bodyartmaster.com
 
2013-05-13 12:46:31 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.


Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.
 
2013-05-13 12:47:03 AM

ultraholland: Ze scars, boss! Ze scars!

[cdn0.hark.com image 320x240]


I think we're done here.
 
2013-05-13 12:47:26 AM
If you're that much into pain, why not just nipple clamps?
 
2013-05-13 12:48:57 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)


I don't think that's a gal.
 
2013-05-13 12:49:31 AM
wake me when we have a twattoo thread.
 
2013-05-13 12:49:36 AM
 
2013-05-13 12:50:02 AM
Well I suppose that is a cheaper alternative than therapy if you don't have insurance but I can't help but thinking those women have made poor choices before.
 
2013-05-13 12:53:21 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)


not convinced that's a gal
 
Ni
2013-05-13 12:54:06 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?
It's "Fronkensteen!"



farm3.staticflickr.com

Look at those knockers!
 
2013-05-13 12:54:32 AM
*shakes fist at Krieghund*
*realizes was own fault for not checking first*
*continues to shake fist at Krieghund*
 
2013-05-13 12:55:45 AM
cosmetic treatment to darken nipples

i292.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-13 12:59:56 AM
Women who have reduction surgery usually have breasts that are sufficiently large that it's giving them back problems, bad posture, headaches, and so on.  They can't find bras that fit properly, and, if they're lucky enough to find ones that do, they're ridiculously expensive.  Then there are the social problems: bullying, verbal sexual harassment, unwanted fondling, all start whenever their boobs start growing and they continue into adulthood.

As much as I'm a fan of boobies, I have nothing but sympathy and compassion for women for whom their endowment is more of a curse than a blessing.
 
2013-05-13 01:00:36 AM

TV's Vinnie: Fark you, dvdactive!

[metrobloggen.se image 800x534]


Had that movie when I worked at Blockbuster. It even had a talking display box. Push a button and it'd say "Wanna date?".
 
2013-05-13 01:02:19 AM

Krieghund: BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

I don't think that's a gal.


Mambo Bananapatch: BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

not convinced that's a gal


Thirded.
 
2013-05-13 01:02:56 AM

skinink: Does the one in the middle have purple tinted feet?

[img89.imageshack.us image 586x800]

Yes, because she has advanced heart disease or CHF -- the medical term is

Cyanosis.


/themoreyouknow.jpg.png
 
2013-05-13 01:03:19 AM
BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

Oh, dear. That's neither a pirate nor a lady.

Okay, he's a sort of pirate...

FTFA: "The pigment we use is an inorganic iron oxide..."

Now their tits always point north.

/ thank you, ladies and gentlemen, that's our show for tonight
// brought to you by the generous sponsorship of Montgomery's Tubercles
/// Montgomery's - They're The Tuberculest!
 
2013-05-13 01:04:09 AM
Meh, I've seen nastier titties.  Done things to them too.  Terrible things.  Like touch them.
 
2013-05-13 01:08:27 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Meh, I've seen nastier titties.  Done things to them too.  Terrible things.  Like touch them.


I'm telling your wife on you.
 
2013-05-13 01:09:06 AM

divx88: [blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 318x318]

This just comes to mind.


Yep. Mine too. My favorite part is where she says "I'm twenty two deuce deuces!"

God-is-a-Taco: What the hell is wrong with women?


Other women.
 
2013-05-13 01:10:30 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.


she can also buy normal clothes for 1/10h the price of what she had to before, and she's not suffering crippling back and joint pain and degenerative illnesses thanks to carrying around 20 pounds of lard in the worst possible place, strapped to the front of her upper chest, you ass. They might have been part of some juvenile farkdoll fantasy on your art, but to her they were literally a daily punishment she couldn't escape and had done nothing to deserve.
 
2013-05-13 01:11:46 AM

plushpuppy: My nipples hurt just reading this article.


Do they need the hurt kissed away?
 
2013-05-13 01:12:38 AM

willfullyobscure: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

she can also buy normal clothes for 1/10h the price of what she had to before, and she's not suffering crippling back and joint pain and degenerative illnesses thanks to carrying around 20 pounds of lard in the worst possible place, strapped to the front of her upper chest, you ass. They might have been part of some juvenile farkdoll fantasy on your art, but to her they were literally a daily punishment she couldn't escape and had done nothing to deserve.


Dude, you gay? NTTATWWT
 
2013-05-13 01:12:47 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)


1) not a pirate
2) probably not a gal

yikes
 
2013-05-13 01:14:47 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.


If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?
 
2013-05-13 01:17:19 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?


Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.
 
2013-05-13 01:19:38 AM

Gyrfalcon: Smeggy Smurf: Meh, I've seen nastier titties.  Done things to them too.  Terrible things.  Like touch them.

I'm telling your wife on you.


Go ahead.  She's more farked up than I am.  Odds are she'll ask to touch yours.
 
2013-05-13 01:25:55 AM

propasaurus: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

It's #3 who had the reduction. The one in the middle had implants, followed by a lift.


That's how they do the lift. remove skin from the lower part of the breast, reposition the nipple further up and then saw back the whole lot.. you end up with a round scar around your areola and an anchor shaped one straight down  from the nipple to the lower part of the breast, it's not pretty and people who scar badly really get botched looks..
 
2013-05-13 01:27:20 AM
Weren't the suicide girls doing the heart nipple thing a long long time age?
 
2013-05-13 01:29:58 AM
What the hell happened to Mobile Reader Pro for Fark? Started crashing so I deleted it from iPhone. Went to reload from iPhone and it is gone? Wtf?!
 
2013-05-13 01:31:11 AM

adammpower: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

Never, ever go to coupon boob job day, or lasik...


thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-13 01:31:41 AM
I support this with both hands!
 
2013-05-13 01:31:57 AM

willfullyobscure: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

she can also buy normal clothes for 1/10h the price of what she had to before, and she's not suffering crippling back and joint pain and degenerative illnesses thanks to carrying around 20 pounds of lard in the worst possible place, strapped to the front of her upper chest, you ass. They might have been part of some juvenile farkdoll fantasy on your art, but to her they were literally a daily punishment she couldn't escape and had done nothing to deserve.


That is hot.
 
2013-05-13 01:34:54 AM

Hoban Washburne: fmcgalaxie500: That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Based on the images in TFA, she didn't get a reduction.


She had cancer.
 
2013-05-13 01:35:17 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.


She couldn't go lower than you.
 
2013-05-13 01:44:05 AM

mscleo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.

She couldn't go lower than you.


lol
 
2013-05-13 01:50:15 AM
The first one? Sure. No definition from boob to areola to nipple. I can see that being something to be self conscious about. I've seen that before myself and from a guys perspective it makes it a bit more difficult to "Hit the target" if you know what I mean (and I think that you do). At least for the first few times with that person.

The other two not so much. I get the playful nature of having stripper pasties tattooed on your boobs so that's fine if that's where you want to go but the hearts are just tacky.
 
2013-05-13 02:07:39 AM
Can't people just play the hand they're dealt?  Geez.
 
2013-05-13 02:13:04 AM

Gryphon: Can't people just play the hand they're dealt?  Geez.


Sure, all the time.

Wait, you didn't say "with"? Nevermind.
 
2013-05-13 02:25:32 AM
The grandma gets a pass; mastectomy and reconstruction, that sucks, you want a tattooed nipple on the reconstruction, makes sense to me.  I saw an article about a woman who did very little other than nipple tattoos for mastectomy patients.

The other two had perfectly good breasts in the before pictures.
 
2013-05-13 02:26:49 AM

sblafren: What the hell happened to Mobile Reader Pro for Fark? Started crashing so I deleted it from iPhone. Went to reload from iPhone and it is gone? Wtf?!


Apple removes apps from iTunes when they fall below a minimum number of users.  You were the user who kept this one alive.

Now, don't you feel awful?
 
2013-05-13 02:43:48 AM
 
2013-05-13 02:45:33 AM
Awe..Don't like the cards you were dealt?  Wanna have a doctor fix it? = Get laughed at on the webs..
Go fark yourself!
 
2013-05-13 02:45:58 AM

LazarusLong42: The grandma gets a pass; mastectomy and reconstruction, that sucks, you want a tattooed nipple on the reconstruction, makes sense to me.  I saw an article about a woman who did very little other than nipple tattoos for mastectomy patients.

The other two had perfectly good breasts in the before pictures.


Yeah. All this. ↑  Reconstruction is just fine. The other two should feel bad for essentially ruining their breasts.
 
2013-05-13 02:47:40 AM
Besides the fact that the post-reduction scars look just terrible, my bigger concern here is what to call heart-shaped areolas... Areolarts or Hearteolas?
 
2013-05-13 02:48:50 AM

magicgoo: my bigger concern here is what to call heart-shaped areolas...


Unsettling.
 
2013-05-13 02:49:07 AM
Older woman get's a pass since cancer and such. Second gets a "Well that was a stupid tattoo decision." Last gets a "Dear gods, that train left that station a long time ago." That shade of blond so doesn't match her and her eyebrows. If you're going to dye your hair make sure your eye brows compliment dang nab it. Is that so hard? Seriously though, hearts? I guess it's good that they fade though incase she get's a "Dear Lord, what did I do?" moment.
 
2013-05-13 03:09:35 AM

magicgoo: Besides the fact that the post-reduction scars look just terrible, my bigger concern here is what to call heart-shaped areolas... Areolarts or Hearteolas?


You can call them "missing" while they're in mouth.
 
2013-05-13 03:13:15 AM

Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.


Not just that... Look again at the first one. Jesus, that's like scarring from the 70's... Too bad, because the gal in the center is pretty cute, Those scarred up boobies would do me in, though. That shiat can be hidden nowadays, WTF?
 
2013-05-13 03:13:39 AM

elleeffe: propasaurus: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

It's #3 who had the reduction. The one in the middle had implants, followed by a lift.

That's how they do the lift. remove skin from the lower part of the breast, reposition the nipple further up and then saw back the whole lot.. you end up with a round scar around your areola and an anchor shaped one straight down  from the nipple to the lower part of the breast, it's not pretty and people who scar badly really get botched looks..


I'm not arguing that. I'm just correcting that the middle one is not the one who had the reduction as was stated above.
 
2013-05-13 03:34:08 AM
Over 100 comments and no one has mentioned this? - "The majority of my cosmetic clients want the nipple and areola darkened and made more prominent, but it is also possible to create the effect of the raised bumps around the nipple, known as Montgomery's Tubercles."  I've never heard of that term, and it's definitely a look that I don't like.
 
2013-05-13 03:34:56 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.


You ever see what happens to a pair of boobs that size after they turn 40 and belong to a body that's had a half dozen kids or so?

Think two bowling balls in a pair of pantyhose.
 
2013-05-13 03:59:14 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Gyrfalcon: Smeggy Smurf: Meh, I've seen nastier titties.  Done things to them too.  Terrible things.  Like touch them.

I'm telling your wife on you.

Go ahead.  She's more farked up than I am.  Odds are she'll ask to touch yours.


OK, then I'm DEFINITELY telling.

What's her phone number?
And other measurements?
You know, so I can get a conversation going.
 
2013-05-13 04:08:46 AM
Personally, I'm more grossed out by tattoos and artificially plumped tits than any irregularities they thought they had.
 
2013-05-13 04:42:36 AM

20/20: Over 100 comments and no one has mentioned this? - "The majority of my cosmetic clients want the nipple and areola darkened and made more prominent, but it is also possible to create the effect of the raised bumps around the nipple, known as Montgomery's Tubercles."  I've never heard of that term, and it's definitely a look that I don't like.


If you want a cheap laugh, do a quick google search for them.  Most of the hits will be messageboards of women asking if it's some kind of cancer.
 
2013-05-13 04:48:44 AM
0-media-cdn.foolz.us

I like pale nips just fine; they're pretty sexy IMO.
Also, those scarred-up fakies are horrendous.  Jeezus.
 
2013-05-13 04:59:26 AM

Gawdzila: Also, those scarred-up fakies are horrendous. Jeezus.


The middle girl, that is.  Smaller or not (and they looked like a fine size to me), her "before" boobs were 100x better-looking.
 
2013-05-13 05:13:48 AM
No thread about titty tattoos would be complete without Bonnie Rotten
 
2013-05-13 05:31:47 AM
Didn't we have a Fark thread recently about an ad campaign aimed at women in India advertising an intimate wash guaranteed to make their vaginas lighter colored in order to feel sexier?

And now we have a thread about women tattooing their nipples darker to the same end.

I'm now hopelessly confused but don't think I want to learn more.
 
2013-05-13 05:39:36 AM

ArmednHammered: Tittooing? I hear their space port is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.


You, good sir (or ma'am) are hilarious.
 
2013-05-13 05:42:45 AM
i915.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-13 05:58:29 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?


thats the scar of a REDUCTION surgury
 
2013-05-13 06:03:00 AM

prjindigo: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

thats the scar of a REDUCTION surgury


Surgur reduction helps fight diabeedus.
 
2013-05-13 06:06:35 AM
Also, RTFA.  They're implant scars.
 
2013-05-13 06:20:55 AM
I've noticed that women who get cosmetic surgery are like women who redecorate a room. The keep trying to slightly adjust things like #2 in TFA. The result is nasty.

Meanwhile grandma actally has the best tits and she's 60 and working with a 20 year old boob job. She just left it be and drew some nipples on.
 
2013-05-13 06:39:58 AM

Lsherm: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

You get two vertical scar lines running from your nipple to your abdomen?  Who is doing the surgery, Stevie Wonder?


Uh. No. Hellen Keller.
 
2013-05-13 06:44:29 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.


Ya. Going from guys that will only date chicks with huge breasts to guys that will date girls with average size breasts is clearly going down in quality. All the fine, upstanding men in society limit themselves to DD and up.
 
2013-05-13 06:48:41 AM

Bisu: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.

Ya. Going from guys that will only date chicks with huge breasts to guys that will date girls with average size breasts is clearly going down in quality. All the fine, upstanding men in society limit themselves to DD and up.


Men select for breast size at about the same rate women select for wallet size. Rail against reality all you want. It doesn't care.
 
2013-05-13 07:24:18 AM

quatchi: Didn't we have a Fark thread recently about an ad campaign aimed at women in India advertising an intimate wash guaranteed to make their vaginas lighter colored in order to feel sexier?
And now we have a thread about women tattooing their nipples darker to the same end.
I'm now hopelessly confused but don't think I want to learn more.


Eh, seems like the typical human belief that whatever they are is somehow insufficient or inferior, and they would be oh so much more beautiful / hot / sexy if they just made a little change, like (shakes magic 8-ball) surgical enlargement of the cli... wait, this thing is defective, it's supposed to say nipple tattooing.

Meanwhile, in developing countries south of the equator, millions of girls are growing up with naturally dark nipples, completely unaware of the existence of this procedure and many others, and are being culturally conditioned to use what the good lord gave 'em to make their men oh-so-happy.  In reality, nipple color doesn't matter much, but the difference between your typical neurotic product of a developed-country upbringing and someone who grew up without all that baggage is a little jarring.
 
2013-05-13 07:51:58 AM
Boobmark... er bookmark
 
2013-05-13 08:28:58 AM
Between tattoos, ridiculous fake boobs, lip implants, piercings and gawd knows what else, I won't have to worry about being dirty old man. Keep up the terrible work ladies. Remember, female skanks and gay men really know what straight guys want!
 
2013-05-13 08:35:52 AM
I know someone who had (regular looking) nipples tattooed on after breast cancer reconstructive surgery and she said the pain was worse than childbirth because the skin is so sensitive.

/the hearts are kind of cute
//not worth the pain though
 
2013-05-13 08:56:53 AM

red230: Well I suppose that is a cheaper alternative than therapy if you don't have insurance but I can't help but thinking those women have made poor choices before.


The second two perhaps you are right.  But I'm sure the first woman did not choose to get cancer just so she could have an excuse to get a nipple tattoo on her reconstructed breast.
 
2013-05-13 08:57:32 AM

prjindigo: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

thats the scar of a REDUCTION surgury


Except, based on the article she got implants, not a reduction.
 
2013-05-13 09:02:14 AM
I read a book by Mark Leyner several years ago where one of the characters goes to Mexico to get a tattoo on his heart that only shows up on x-rays just to show how bad ass he is.

This doesn't seem so far fetched anymore.
 
2013-05-13 09:09:24 AM
Remember those "tattoos" you used to get from the gumball machines when you were a kid?  The kind where you had to lick the back of your hand and then stick the picture of a superhero or whatever on and hold it there for a while until the dye transferred into your skin?  It didn't last all that long, but it still looked pretty cool.  Plus later on some of them were actually flavored.

Seems to me it would be fairly trivial to produce a similar product for this purpose.  Also, Fark could set up a new tab for Farkers willing to do the licking in preparation for applying the temporary tattoo.  Maybe it would finally be an actual reason to sign up for a totalfark account!
 
2013-05-13 09:14:37 AM

alpha charlie bravo: There can be only one (NSFW):  http://araxielangley.tumblr.com/post/36384871474/window-light


Isn't that the Nazi chick assisting the Joker?
 
2013-05-13 09:15:56 AM

20/20: Over 100 comments and no one has mentioned this? - "The majority of my cosmetic clients want the nipple and areola darkened and made more prominent, but it is also possible to create the effect of the raised bumps around the nipple, known as Montgomery's Tubercles."  I've never heard of that term, and it's definitely a look that I don't like.


They were first discovered on Mr. Burns.
 
2013-05-13 09:28:17 AM
Anyone need an eye transplant. I've removed mine with a spoon after seeing that.
 
2013-05-13 09:44:09 AM

hitlersbrain: Between tattoos, ridiculous fake boobs, lip implants, piercings and gawd knows what else, I won't have to worry about being dirty old man. Keep up the terrible work ladies. Remember, female skanks and gay men really know what straight guys want!


If a pierced nipple is enough to keep you away from boobs, maybe you're not the authority on what 'straight guys want.'
 
2013-05-13 09:49:39 AM
This thread is sorely lacking a link to the boobs with the Slave Leia metal bikini tattoo'd on them.
 
2013-05-13 09:59:21 AM
Not Safe For Fapping either subby.
 
2013-05-13 10:08:21 AM
Done in one.

/ liberally applies eye bleach
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-13 10:17:56 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-13 10:52:36 AM
AKA, "Painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa"
 
2013-05-13 10:54:44 AM

Krieghund: (She) gotta tattooed tit, say Number 13.


You got no love for your comment.  Let's change that...
 
2013-05-13 10:58:32 AM
lolcat.com

I'd rather see a titty kat than a titty tat
 
2013-05-13 11:16:34 AM
I have really large breasts, and HATE them. I've been considering a reduction for a long time. What most men see as fun bags are torture devices when you have them. My back and shoulders are constantly sore. It is nearly impossible to find bras that fit properly, and even when I find ones that fit, by 5:00 the areas under my breasts and where the bra fits on my ribcage at the sides are so uncomfortable literally the only thing I can think about is getting the damn bra off. I've been known to take it off and drive home with no bra on. I cannot find a button up shirt that fits, even the most modest of tops looks trashy and cheap, and I have to by a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6.  Men seem to think that by having these on my chest, I must be an idiot and they have a right to stare, comment, etc. People regularly ask me if they are real, which I find very insulting and nosy. When I breastfed my kids, I had problems because my breasts were larger than the babies heads; I was constantly worried that I'd fall asleep and suffocate them. They get in the way when I am doing things like folding laundry, carrying my youngest toddler upstairs when he falls asleep on the couch, etc. Buying a winter coast is a nightmare. 

It sucks. And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. And those scars seem a small price to pay for liberation from this situation.
 
2013-05-13 11:32:55 AM

redslippers: I have really large breasts...


Now that I've electronically fondled your profile, let me say something actually helpful:

My sister had the same problem. Like you, she had near-crippling back pain, had trouble finding clothes that fit her properly, and of course, the constant blatant staring and off-color comments.

She finally went ahead and had a reduction done. (fun fact: her surgeon was the same doctor who reattached John Wayne Bobbit)

She is much happier now. She said it was painful for a couple weeks, but that it was worth it. She said that the scars were mild, and are faint now. (it's been about three years now) She doesn't have the back pain anymore, and she also feels much better emotionally.


So, take that for what it's worth, while you consider having the procedure done. I hope this has helped.
 
2013-05-13 11:58:20 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?


The one of the left as well.

Hey, it's what fake breasts look like after the first implant replacement. Why women do that shiat to themselves I will never know.
 
2013-05-13 12:32:56 PM

fredbox: Krieghund: BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

I don't think that's a gal.

Mambo Bananapatch: BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

not convinced that's a gal

Thirded.


oddly enough, that makes it SFW.
 
2013-05-13 12:44:06 PM

Gryphon: Can't people just play the hand they're dealt?  Geez.


ok
never go to the doctor again
nor the dentist

it is the hand you are dealt
get back to use right before you die
kthanks
 
2013-05-13 12:55:15 PM

Uncle Tractor: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

The one of the left as well.

Hey, it's what fake breasts look like after the first implant replacement. Why women do that shiat to themselves I will never know.


Yeah, why DO women purposely give themselves breast cancer?
 
2013-05-13 01:19:15 PM

redslippers: I have really large breasts, and HATE them. I've been considering a reduction for a long time. What most men see as fun bags are torture devices when you have them. My back and shoulders are constantly sore. It is nearly impossible to find bras that fit properly, and even when I find ones that fit, by 5:00 the areas under my breasts and where the bra fits on my ribcage at the sides are so uncomfortable literally the only thing I can think about is getting the damn bra off. I've been known to take it off and drive home with no bra on. I cannot find a button up shirt that fits, even the most modest of tops looks trashy and cheap, and I have to by a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6.  Men seem to think that by having these on my chest, I must be an idiot and they have a right to stare, comment, etc. People regularly ask me if they are real, which I find very insulting and nosy. When I breastfed my kids, I had problems because my breasts were larger than the babies heads; I was constantly worried that I'd fall asleep and suffocate them. They get in the way when I am doing things like folding laundry, carrying my youngest toddler upstairs when he falls asleep on the couch, etc. Buying a winter coast is a nightmare. 

It sucks. And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. And those scars seem a small price to pay for liberation from this situation.


so, stop whining and go get reduction surgery.
 
2013-05-13 01:19:56 PM

Uncle Tractor: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

The one of the left as well.

Hey, it's what fake breasts look like after the first implant replacement. Why women do that shiat to themselves I will never know.


Typically, total lack of self esteem.
 
2013-05-13 01:21:16 PM

libranoelrose: Lsherm: namatad: have you guys NEVER seen breast reduction video?

Well...no.  That's not something I've come across.  Now you got me thinking I might search for it, but I'm leaning towards not doing it.

I had an ex that had breast reduction surgery, that's exactly what it looks like when performed by a very unskilled butcher.


is that why she's your ex now?
 
2013-05-13 01:41:08 PM

DirkTheDaring: redslippers: I have really large breasts...

Now that I've electronically fondled your profile, let me say something actually helpful:

My sister had the same problem. Like you, she had near-crippling back pain, had trouble finding clothes that fit her properly, and of course, the constant blatant staring and off-color comments.

She finally went ahead and had a reduction done. (fun fact: her surgeon was the same doctor who reattached John Wayne Bobbit)

She is much happier now. She said it was painful for a couple weeks, but that it was worth it. She said that the scars were mild, and are faint now. (it's been about three years now) She doesn't have the back pain anymore, and she also feels much better emotionally.


So, take that for what it's worth, while you consider having the procedure done. I hope this has helped.


Why not physical therapy to strengthen the back instead?
 
2013-05-13 01:44:00 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Why not physical therapy to strengthen the back instead?


That does nothing to counteract the leering or the hurtful comments
 
2013-05-13 02:19:59 PM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


There was no reduction you nitwit.  Reading, how the fark does that work?

The "before" picture has NO Scars, and small droopy boobs.  The after pictures include a great deal of scaring, and larger, more perky boobs.  I hope she was in a car accident somewhere between those two events, otherwise she should sue the fark out of that doctor.  That's not just a bad job, it's awful.
 
2013-05-13 02:40:07 PM

DirkTheDaring: Smeggy Smurf: Why not physical therapy to strengthen the back instead?

That does nothing to counteract the leering or the hurtful comments


One could always buy a shirt

www.badideatshirts.com
 
2013-05-13 02:53:50 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-05-13 04:25:55 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?



That is called part of the 'mommy makeover', which is done to keep the breasts up where your eyes can lock in on them instead of down by the waistline after nursing.  My girlfriend has that.  Between us, I'd rather have them acting as divining rods instead of having a huge scar running down it.  But as long as I get to play with them, I'll keep my mouth shut...
 
2013-05-13 04:39:43 PM
I don't care that she's 56, Janice Day is more than acceptable for transport to my quarters.
 
2013-05-13 04:43:22 PM

propasaurus: Yeah, why DO women purposely give themselves breast cancer?


From what I could find, about 50000 women have mastectomies in the US every year. In 2011, 307000 women got implants. That's 50000 women getting implants for a good reason (assuming all the mastectomies led to implants, which I doubt), while the rest are just being dumbasses.
 
2013-05-13 05:36:27 PM
Came for the comments... Enjoyed the bleach.
 
2013-05-13 05:36:29 PM

Uncle Tractor: propasaurus: Yeah, why DO women purposely give themselves breast cancer?

From what I could find, about 50000 women have mastectomies in the US every year. In 2011, 307000 women got implants. That's 50000 women getting implants for a good reason (assuming all the mastectomies led to implants, which I doubt), while the rest are just being dumbasses.


Yeah, that's all week and good, but you specifically called out the one woman who had a mastectomy.
 
2013-05-13 05:36:44 PM

Marmilman: magicgoo: Besides the fact that the post-reduction scars look just terrible, my bigger concern here is what to call heart-shaped areolas... Areolarts or Hearteolas?

You can call them "missing" while they're in mouth.


So.... you're saying you like scarred, stitched colostomy bags in your mouth? To each their own or whatever the idiom.
 
2013-05-13 06:21:33 PM

redslippers: I have really large breasts, and HATE them. I've been considering a reduction for a long time. What most men see as fun bags are torture devices when you have them. My back and shoulders are constantly sore. It is nearly impossible to find bras that fit properly, and even when I find ones that fit, by 5:00 the areas under my breasts and where the bra fits on my ribcage at the sides are so uncomfortable literally the only thing I can think about is getting the damn bra off. I've been known to take it off and drive home with no bra on. I cannot find a button up shirt that fits, even the most modest of tops looks trashy and cheap, and I have to by a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6.  Men seem to think that by having these on my chest, I must be an idiot and they have a right to stare, comment, etc. People regularly ask me if they are real, which I find very insulting and nosy. When I breastfed my kids, I had problems because my breasts were larger than the babies heads; I was constantly worried that I'd fall asleep and suffocate them. They get in the way when I am doing things like folding laundry, carrying my youngest toddler upstairs when he falls asleep on the couch, etc. Buying a winter coast is a nightmare. 

It sucks. And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. And those scars seem a small price to pay for liberation from this situation.


How do you know what colour your slippers are? :D
 
2013-05-13 06:34:42 PM

ElStreak: redslippers: I have really large breasts, and HATE them. I've been considering a reduction for a long time. What most men see as fun bags are torture devices when you have them. My back and shoulders are constantly sore. It is nearly impossible to find bras that fit properly, and even when I find ones that fit, by 5:00 the areas under my breasts and where the bra fits on my ribcage at the sides are so uncomfortable literally the only thing I can think about is getting the damn bra off. I've been known to take it off and drive home with no bra on. I cannot find a button up shirt that fits, even the most modest of tops looks trashy and cheap, and I have to by a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6.  Men seem to think that by having these on my chest, I must be an idiot and they have a right to stare, comment, etc. People regularly ask me if they are real, which I find very insulting and nosy. When I breastfed my kids, I had problems because my breasts were larger than the babies heads; I was constantly worried that I'd fall asleep and suffocate them. They get in the way when I am doing things like folding laundry, carrying my youngest toddler upstairs when he falls asleep on the couch, etc. Buying a winter coast is a nightmare. 

It sucks. And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. And those scars seem a small price to pay for liberation from this situation.

How do you know what colour your slippers are? :D


Easy. I bought them :D
 
2013-05-13 09:23:50 PM
Damnit Subby!
You used the words "new Hottness" and "Nipples"...you broke a sacred trust.
 
2013-05-14 03:48:38 AM

propasaurus: hitlersbrain: Between tattoos, ridiculous fake boobs, lip implants, piercings and gawd knows what else, I won't have to worry about being dirty old man. Keep up the terrible work ladies. Remember, female skanks and gay men really know what straight guys want!

If a pierced nipple is enough to keep you away from boobs, maybe you're not the authority on what 'straight guys want.'


Pierced nipples are pretty bad but I was thinking more of the shiat in the face.
 
2013-05-14 05:46:54 AM

propasaurus: Yeah, that's all week and good, but you specifically called out the one woman who had a mastectomy.


No, I did not:

"Hey, it's what fake breasts look like after the first implant replacement. Why women do that shiat to themselves I will never know."

I was talking about implants in general. I suppose the context made it unclear.
 
2013-05-14 10:07:17 AM

redslippers: Easy. I bought them :D


That makes sense. And it's not like the colour is going to fade in the sun....

And going back to an earlier statement:

...I have to buy a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6...

How YOU doin'?
 
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