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2013-05-13 01:19:56 PM

Uncle Tractor: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

The one of the left as well.

Hey, it's what fake breasts look like after the first implant replacement. Why women do that shiat to themselves I will never know.


Typically, total lack of self esteem.
 
2013-05-13 01:21:16 PM

libranoelrose: Lsherm: namatad: have you guys NEVER seen breast reduction video?

Well...no.  That's not something I've come across.  Now you got me thinking I might search for it, but I'm leaning towards not doing it.

I had an ex that had breast reduction surgery, that's exactly what it looks like when performed by a very unskilled butcher.


is that why she's your ex now?
 
2013-05-13 01:41:08 PM

DirkTheDaring: redslippers: I have really large breasts...

Now that I've electronically fondled your profile, let me say something actually helpful:

My sister had the same problem. Like you, she had near-crippling back pain, had trouble finding clothes that fit her properly, and of course, the constant blatant staring and off-color comments.

She finally went ahead and had a reduction done. (fun fact: her surgeon was the same doctor who reattached John Wayne Bobbit)

She is much happier now. She said it was painful for a couple weeks, but that it was worth it. She said that the scars were mild, and are faint now. (it's been about three years now) She doesn't have the back pain anymore, and she also feels much better emotionally.


So, take that for what it's worth, while you consider having the procedure done. I hope this has helped.


Why not physical therapy to strengthen the back instead?
 
2013-05-13 01:44:00 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Why not physical therapy to strengthen the back instead?


That does nothing to counteract the leering or the hurtful comments
 
2013-05-13 02:19:59 PM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


There was no reduction you nitwit.  Reading, how the fark does that work?

The "before" picture has NO Scars, and small droopy boobs.  The after pictures include a great deal of scaring, and larger, more perky boobs.  I hope she was in a car accident somewhere between those two events, otherwise she should sue the fark out of that doctor.  That's not just a bad job, it's awful.
 
2013-05-13 02:40:07 PM

DirkTheDaring: Smeggy Smurf: Why not physical therapy to strengthen the back instead?

That does nothing to counteract the leering or the hurtful comments


One could always buy a shirt

www.badideatshirts.com
 
2013-05-13 02:53:50 PM
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2013-05-13 04:25:55 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?



That is called part of the 'mommy makeover', which is done to keep the breasts up where your eyes can lock in on them instead of down by the waistline after nursing.  My girlfriend has that.  Between us, I'd rather have them acting as divining rods instead of having a huge scar running down it.  But as long as I get to play with them, I'll keep my mouth shut...
 
2013-05-13 04:39:43 PM
I don't care that she's 56, Janice Day is more than acceptable for transport to my quarters.
 
2013-05-13 04:43:22 PM

propasaurus: Yeah, why DO women purposely give themselves breast cancer?


From what I could find, about 50000 women have mastectomies in the US every year. In 2011, 307000 women got implants. That's 50000 women getting implants for a good reason (assuming all the mastectomies led to implants, which I doubt), while the rest are just being dumbasses.
 
2013-05-13 05:36:27 PM
Came for the comments... Enjoyed the bleach.
 
2013-05-13 05:36:29 PM

Uncle Tractor: propasaurus: Yeah, why DO women purposely give themselves breast cancer?

From what I could find, about 50000 women have mastectomies in the US every year. In 2011, 307000 women got implants. That's 50000 women getting implants for a good reason (assuming all the mastectomies led to implants, which I doubt), while the rest are just being dumbasses.


Yeah, that's all week and good, but you specifically called out the one woman who had a mastectomy.
 
2013-05-13 05:36:44 PM

Marmilman: magicgoo: Besides the fact that the post-reduction scars look just terrible, my bigger concern here is what to call heart-shaped areolas... Areolarts or Hearteolas?

You can call them "missing" while they're in mouth.


So.... you're saying you like scarred, stitched colostomy bags in your mouth? To each their own or whatever the idiom.
 
2013-05-13 06:21:33 PM

redslippers: I have really large breasts, and HATE them. I've been considering a reduction for a long time. What most men see as fun bags are torture devices when you have them. My back and shoulders are constantly sore. It is nearly impossible to find bras that fit properly, and even when I find ones that fit, by 5:00 the areas under my breasts and where the bra fits on my ribcage at the sides are so uncomfortable literally the only thing I can think about is getting the damn bra off. I've been known to take it off and drive home with no bra on. I cannot find a button up shirt that fits, even the most modest of tops looks trashy and cheap, and I have to by a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6.  Men seem to think that by having these on my chest, I must be an idiot and they have a right to stare, comment, etc. People regularly ask me if they are real, which I find very insulting and nosy. When I breastfed my kids, I had problems because my breasts were larger than the babies heads; I was constantly worried that I'd fall asleep and suffocate them. They get in the way when I am doing things like folding laundry, carrying my youngest toddler upstairs when he falls asleep on the couch, etc. Buying a winter coast is a nightmare. 

It sucks. And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. And those scars seem a small price to pay for liberation from this situation.


How do you know what colour your slippers are? :D
 
2013-05-13 06:34:42 PM

ElStreak: redslippers: I have really large breasts, and HATE them. I've been considering a reduction for a long time. What most men see as fun bags are torture devices when you have them. My back and shoulders are constantly sore. It is nearly impossible to find bras that fit properly, and even when I find ones that fit, by 5:00 the areas under my breasts and where the bra fits on my ribcage at the sides are so uncomfortable literally the only thing I can think about is getting the damn bra off. I've been known to take it off and drive home with no bra on. I cannot find a button up shirt that fits, even the most modest of tops looks trashy and cheap, and I have to by a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6.  Men seem to think that by having these on my chest, I must be an idiot and they have a right to stare, comment, etc. People regularly ask me if they are real, which I find very insulting and nosy. When I breastfed my kids, I had problems because my breasts were larger than the babies heads; I was constantly worried that I'd fall asleep and suffocate them. They get in the way when I am doing things like folding laundry, carrying my youngest toddler upstairs when he falls asleep on the couch, etc. Buying a winter coast is a nightmare. 

It sucks. And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. And those scars seem a small price to pay for liberation from this situation.

How do you know what colour your slippers are? :D


Easy. I bought them :D
 
2013-05-13 09:23:50 PM
Damnit Subby!
You used the words "new Hottness" and "Nipples"...you broke a sacred trust.
 
2013-05-14 03:48:38 AM

propasaurus: hitlersbrain: Between tattoos, ridiculous fake boobs, lip implants, piercings and gawd knows what else, I won't have to worry about being dirty old man. Keep up the terrible work ladies. Remember, female skanks and gay men really know what straight guys want!

If a pierced nipple is enough to keep you away from boobs, maybe you're not the authority on what 'straight guys want.'


Pierced nipples are pretty bad but I was thinking more of the shiat in the face.
 
2013-05-14 05:46:54 AM

propasaurus: Yeah, that's all week and good, but you specifically called out the one woman who had a mastectomy.


No, I did not:

"Hey, it's what fake breasts look like after the first implant replacement. Why women do that shiat to themselves I will never know."

I was talking about implants in general. I suppose the context made it unclear.
 
2013-05-14 10:07:17 AM

redslippers: Easy. I bought them :D


That makes sense. And it's not like the colour is going to fade in the sun....

And going back to an earlier statement:

...I have to buy a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6...

How YOU doin'?
 
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