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(The Sun)   Old and busted: Nipple piercing. New hotness: Nipple tattooing, also known as tittooing. (Not safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 169
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2013-05-13 02:47:40 AM
Besides the fact that the post-reduction scars look just terrible, my bigger concern here is what to call heart-shaped areolas... Areolarts or Hearteolas?
 
2013-05-13 02:48:50 AM

magicgoo: my bigger concern here is what to call heart-shaped areolas...


Unsettling.
 
2013-05-13 02:49:07 AM
Older woman get's a pass since cancer and such. Second gets a "Well that was a stupid tattoo decision." Last gets a "Dear gods, that train left that station a long time ago." That shade of blond so doesn't match her and her eyebrows. If you're going to dye your hair make sure your eye brows compliment dang nab it. Is that so hard? Seriously though, hearts? I guess it's good that they fade though incase she get's a "Dear Lord, what did I do?" moment.
 
2013-05-13 03:09:35 AM

magicgoo: Besides the fact that the post-reduction scars look just terrible, my bigger concern here is what to call heart-shaped areolas... Areolarts or Hearteolas?


You can call them "missing" while they're in mouth.
 
2013-05-13 03:13:15 AM

Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.


Not just that... Look again at the first one. Jesus, that's like scarring from the 70's... Too bad, because the gal in the center is pretty cute, Those scarred up boobies would do me in, though. That shiat can be hidden nowadays, WTF?
 
2013-05-13 03:13:39 AM

elleeffe: propasaurus: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

It's #3 who had the reduction. The one in the middle had implants, followed by a lift.

That's how they do the lift. remove skin from the lower part of the breast, reposition the nipple further up and then saw back the whole lot.. you end up with a round scar around your areola and an anchor shaped one straight down  from the nipple to the lower part of the breast, it's not pretty and people who scar badly really get botched looks..


I'm not arguing that. I'm just correcting that the middle one is not the one who had the reduction as was stated above.
 
2013-05-13 03:34:08 AM
Over 100 comments and no one has mentioned this? - "The majority of my cosmetic clients want the nipple and areola darkened and made more prominent, but it is also possible to create the effect of the raised bumps around the nipple, known as Montgomery's Tubercles."  I've never heard of that term, and it's definitely a look that I don't like.
 
2013-05-13 03:34:56 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.


You ever see what happens to a pair of boobs that size after they turn 40 and belong to a body that's had a half dozen kids or so?

Think two bowling balls in a pair of pantyhose.
 
2013-05-13 03:59:14 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Gyrfalcon: Smeggy Smurf: Meh, I've seen nastier titties.  Done things to them too.  Terrible things.  Like touch them.

I'm telling your wife on you.

Go ahead.  She's more farked up than I am.  Odds are she'll ask to touch yours.


OK, then I'm DEFINITELY telling.

What's her phone number?
And other measurements?
You know, so I can get a conversation going.
 
2013-05-13 04:08:46 AM
Personally, I'm more grossed out by tattoos and artificially plumped tits than any irregularities they thought they had.
 
2013-05-13 04:42:36 AM

20/20: Over 100 comments and no one has mentioned this? - "The majority of my cosmetic clients want the nipple and areola darkened and made more prominent, but it is also possible to create the effect of the raised bumps around the nipple, known as Montgomery's Tubercles."  I've never heard of that term, and it's definitely a look that I don't like.


If you want a cheap laugh, do a quick google search for them.  Most of the hits will be messageboards of women asking if it's some kind of cancer.
 
2013-05-13 04:48:44 AM
0-media-cdn.foolz.us

I like pale nips just fine; they're pretty sexy IMO.
Also, those scarred-up fakies are horrendous.  Jeezus.
 
2013-05-13 04:59:26 AM

Gawdzila: Also, those scarred-up fakies are horrendous. Jeezus.


The middle girl, that is.  Smaller or not (and they looked like a fine size to me), her "before" boobs were 100x better-looking.
 
2013-05-13 05:13:48 AM
No thread about titty tattoos would be complete without Bonnie Rotten
 
2013-05-13 05:31:47 AM
Didn't we have a Fark thread recently about an ad campaign aimed at women in India advertising an intimate wash guaranteed to make their vaginas lighter colored in order to feel sexier?

And now we have a thread about women tattooing their nipples darker to the same end.

I'm now hopelessly confused but don't think I want to learn more.
 
2013-05-13 05:39:36 AM

ArmednHammered: Tittooing? I hear their space port is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.


You, good sir (or ma'am) are hilarious.
 
2013-05-13 05:42:45 AM
i915.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-13 05:58:29 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?


thats the scar of a REDUCTION surgury
 
2013-05-13 06:03:00 AM

prjindigo: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

thats the scar of a REDUCTION surgury


Surgur reduction helps fight diabeedus.
 
2013-05-13 06:06:35 AM
Also, RTFA.  They're implant scars.
 
2013-05-13 06:20:55 AM
I've noticed that women who get cosmetic surgery are like women who redecorate a room. The keep trying to slightly adjust things like #2 in TFA. The result is nasty.

Meanwhile grandma actally has the best tits and she's 60 and working with a 20 year old boob job. She just left it be and drew some nipples on.
 
2013-05-13 06:39:58 AM

Lsherm: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

You get two vertical scar lines running from your nipple to your abdomen?  Who is doing the surgery, Stevie Wonder?


Uh. No. Hellen Keller.
 
2013-05-13 06:44:29 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.


Ya. Going from guys that will only date chicks with huge breasts to guys that will date girls with average size breasts is clearly going down in quality. All the fine, upstanding men in society limit themselves to DD and up.
 
2013-05-13 06:48:41 AM

Bisu: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.

Ya. Going from guys that will only date chicks with huge breasts to guys that will date girls with average size breasts is clearly going down in quality. All the fine, upstanding men in society limit themselves to DD and up.


Men select for breast size at about the same rate women select for wallet size. Rail against reality all you want. It doesn't care.
 
2013-05-13 07:24:18 AM

quatchi: Didn't we have a Fark thread recently about an ad campaign aimed at women in India advertising an intimate wash guaranteed to make their vaginas lighter colored in order to feel sexier?
And now we have a thread about women tattooing their nipples darker to the same end.
I'm now hopelessly confused but don't think I want to learn more.


Eh, seems like the typical human belief that whatever they are is somehow insufficient or inferior, and they would be oh so much more beautiful / hot / sexy if they just made a little change, like (shakes magic 8-ball) surgical enlargement of the cli... wait, this thing is defective, it's supposed to say nipple tattooing.

Meanwhile, in developing countries south of the equator, millions of girls are growing up with naturally dark nipples, completely unaware of the existence of this procedure and many others, and are being culturally conditioned to use what the good lord gave 'em to make their men oh-so-happy.  In reality, nipple color doesn't matter much, but the difference between your typical neurotic product of a developed-country upbringing and someone who grew up without all that baggage is a little jarring.
 
2013-05-13 07:51:58 AM
Boobmark... er bookmark
 
2013-05-13 08:28:58 AM
Between tattoos, ridiculous fake boobs, lip implants, piercings and gawd knows what else, I won't have to worry about being dirty old man. Keep up the terrible work ladies. Remember, female skanks and gay men really know what straight guys want!
 
2013-05-13 08:35:52 AM
I know someone who had (regular looking) nipples tattooed on after breast cancer reconstructive surgery and she said the pain was worse than childbirth because the skin is so sensitive.

/the hearts are kind of cute
//not worth the pain though
 
2013-05-13 08:56:53 AM

red230: Well I suppose that is a cheaper alternative than therapy if you don't have insurance but I can't help but thinking those women have made poor choices before.


The second two perhaps you are right.  But I'm sure the first woman did not choose to get cancer just so she could have an excuse to get a nipple tattoo on her reconstructed breast.
 
2013-05-13 08:57:32 AM

prjindigo: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

thats the scar of a REDUCTION surgury


Except, based on the article she got implants, not a reduction.
 
2013-05-13 09:02:14 AM
I read a book by Mark Leyner several years ago where one of the characters goes to Mexico to get a tattoo on his heart that only shows up on x-rays just to show how bad ass he is.

This doesn't seem so far fetched anymore.
 
2013-05-13 09:09:24 AM
Remember those "tattoos" you used to get from the gumball machines when you were a kid?  The kind where you had to lick the back of your hand and then stick the picture of a superhero or whatever on and hold it there for a while until the dye transferred into your skin?  It didn't last all that long, but it still looked pretty cool.  Plus later on some of them were actually flavored.

Seems to me it would be fairly trivial to produce a similar product for this purpose.  Also, Fark could set up a new tab for Farkers willing to do the licking in preparation for applying the temporary tattoo.  Maybe it would finally be an actual reason to sign up for a totalfark account!
 
2013-05-13 09:14:37 AM

alpha charlie bravo: There can be only one (NSFW):  http://araxielangley.tumblr.com/post/36384871474/window-light


Isn't that the Nazi chick assisting the Joker?
 
2013-05-13 09:15:56 AM

20/20: Over 100 comments and no one has mentioned this? - "The majority of my cosmetic clients want the nipple and areola darkened and made more prominent, but it is also possible to create the effect of the raised bumps around the nipple, known as Montgomery's Tubercles."  I've never heard of that term, and it's definitely a look that I don't like.


They were first discovered on Mr. Burns.
 
2013-05-13 09:28:17 AM
Anyone need an eye transplant. I've removed mine with a spoon after seeing that.
 
2013-05-13 09:44:09 AM

hitlersbrain: Between tattoos, ridiculous fake boobs, lip implants, piercings and gawd knows what else, I won't have to worry about being dirty old man. Keep up the terrible work ladies. Remember, female skanks and gay men really know what straight guys want!


If a pierced nipple is enough to keep you away from boobs, maybe you're not the authority on what 'straight guys want.'
 
2013-05-13 09:49:39 AM
This thread is sorely lacking a link to the boobs with the Slave Leia metal bikini tattoo'd on them.
 
2013-05-13 09:59:21 AM
Not Safe For Fapping either subby.
 
2013-05-13 10:08:21 AM
Done in one.

/ liberally applies eye bleach
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-13 10:17:56 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-13 10:52:36 AM
AKA, "Painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa"
 
2013-05-13 10:54:44 AM

Krieghund: (She) gotta tattooed tit, say Number 13.


You got no love for your comment.  Let's change that...
 
2013-05-13 10:58:32 AM
lolcat.com

I'd rather see a titty kat than a titty tat
 
2013-05-13 11:16:34 AM
I have really large breasts, and HATE them. I've been considering a reduction for a long time. What most men see as fun bags are torture devices when you have them. My back and shoulders are constantly sore. It is nearly impossible to find bras that fit properly, and even when I find ones that fit, by 5:00 the areas under my breasts and where the bra fits on my ribcage at the sides are so uncomfortable literally the only thing I can think about is getting the damn bra off. I've been known to take it off and drive home with no bra on. I cannot find a button up shirt that fits, even the most modest of tops looks trashy and cheap, and I have to by a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6.  Men seem to think that by having these on my chest, I must be an idiot and they have a right to stare, comment, etc. People regularly ask me if they are real, which I find very insulting and nosy. When I breastfed my kids, I had problems because my breasts were larger than the babies heads; I was constantly worried that I'd fall asleep and suffocate them. They get in the way when I am doing things like folding laundry, carrying my youngest toddler upstairs when he falls asleep on the couch, etc. Buying a winter coast is a nightmare. 

It sucks. And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. And those scars seem a small price to pay for liberation from this situation.
 
2013-05-13 11:32:55 AM

redslippers: I have really large breasts...


Now that I've electronically fondled your profile, let me say something actually helpful:

My sister had the same problem. Like you, she had near-crippling back pain, had trouble finding clothes that fit her properly, and of course, the constant blatant staring and off-color comments.

She finally went ahead and had a reduction done. (fun fact: her surgeon was the same doctor who reattached John Wayne Bobbit)

She is much happier now. She said it was painful for a couple weeks, but that it was worth it. She said that the scars were mild, and are faint now. (it's been about three years now) She doesn't have the back pain anymore, and she also feels much better emotionally.


So, take that for what it's worth, while you consider having the procedure done. I hope this has helped.
 
2013-05-13 11:58:20 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?


The one of the left as well.

Hey, it's what fake breasts look like after the first implant replacement. Why women do that shiat to themselves I will never know.
 
2013-05-13 12:32:56 PM

fredbox: Krieghund: BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

I don't think that's a gal.

Mambo Bananapatch: BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

not convinced that's a gal

Thirded.


oddly enough, that makes it SFW.
 
2013-05-13 12:44:06 PM

Gryphon: Can't people just play the hand they're dealt?  Geez.


ok
never go to the doctor again
nor the dentist

it is the hand you are dealt
get back to use right before you die
kthanks
 
2013-05-13 12:55:15 PM

Uncle Tractor: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

The one of the left as well.

Hey, it's what fake breasts look like after the first implant replacement. Why women do that shiat to themselves I will never know.


Yeah, why DO women purposely give themselves breast cancer?
 
2013-05-13 01:19:15 PM

redslippers: I have really large breasts, and HATE them. I've been considering a reduction for a long time. What most men see as fun bags are torture devices when you have them. My back and shoulders are constantly sore. It is nearly impossible to find bras that fit properly, and even when I find ones that fit, by 5:00 the areas under my breasts and where the bra fits on my ribcage at the sides are so uncomfortable literally the only thing I can think about is getting the damn bra off. I've been known to take it off and drive home with no bra on. I cannot find a button up shirt that fits, even the most modest of tops looks trashy and cheap, and I have to by a size 12 dress to fit my breasts and then have the rest of it tailored down to a 6.  Men seem to think that by having these on my chest, I must be an idiot and they have a right to stare, comment, etc. People regularly ask me if they are real, which I find very insulting and nosy. When I breastfed my kids, I had problems because my breasts were larger than the babies heads; I was constantly worried that I'd fall asleep and suffocate them. They get in the way when I am doing things like folding laundry, carrying my youngest toddler upstairs when he falls asleep on the couch, etc. Buying a winter coast is a nightmare. 

It sucks. And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. And those scars seem a small price to pay for liberation from this situation.


so, stop whining and go get reduction surgery.
 
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