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(The Sun)   Old and busted: Nipple piercing. New hotness: Nipple tattooing, also known as tittooing. (Not safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 169
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2013-05-13 12:43:41 AM  
Areola, you illiterate farkwits. Not nipple.
 
2013-05-13 12:43:44 AM  
btw, EIP.
 
2013-05-13 12:43:59 AM  
Does the one in the middle have purple tinted feet?

img89.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-13 12:44:31 AM  
Fark you, dvdactive!

metrobloggen.se
 
2013-05-13 12:44:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-13 12:45:08 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.


But she doesn't see them.
 
2013-05-13 12:46:01 AM  

Diacetylmorphine: Jeeze... I cannot fathom how much tattooing the nips would hurt.



Thatsracist.jpg

bodyartmaster.com
 
2013-05-13 12:46:31 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.


Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.
 
2013-05-13 12:47:03 AM  

ultraholland: Ze scars, boss! Ze scars!

[cdn0.hark.com image 320x240]


I think we're done here.
 
2013-05-13 12:47:26 AM  
If you're that much into pain, why not just nipple clamps?
 
2013-05-13 12:48:57 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)


I don't think that's a gal.
 
2013-05-13 12:49:31 AM  
wake me when we have a twattoo thread.
 
2013-05-13 12:49:36 AM  
 
2013-05-13 12:50:02 AM  
Well I suppose that is a cheaper alternative than therapy if you don't have insurance but I can't help but thinking those women have made poor choices before.
 
2013-05-13 12:53:21 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)


not convinced that's a gal
 
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2013-05-13 12:54:06 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?
It's "Fronkensteen!"



farm3.staticflickr.com

Look at those knockers!
 
2013-05-13 12:54:32 AM  
*shakes fist at Krieghund*
*realizes was own fault for not checking first*
*continues to shake fist at Krieghund*
 
2013-05-13 12:55:45 AM  
cosmetic treatment to darken nipples

i292.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-13 12:59:56 AM  
Women who have reduction surgery usually have breasts that are sufficiently large that it's giving them back problems, bad posture, headaches, and so on.  They can't find bras that fit properly, and, if they're lucky enough to find ones that do, they're ridiculously expensive.  Then there are the social problems: bullying, verbal sexual harassment, unwanted fondling, all start whenever their boobs start growing and they continue into adulthood.

As much as I'm a fan of boobies, I have nothing but sympathy and compassion for women for whom their endowment is more of a curse than a blessing.
 
2013-05-13 01:00:36 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Fark you, dvdactive!

[metrobloggen.se image 800x534]


Had that movie when I worked at Blockbuster. It even had a talking display box. Push a button and it'd say "Wanna date?".
 
2013-05-13 01:02:19 AM  

Krieghund: BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

I don't think that's a gal.


Mambo Bananapatch: BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

not convinced that's a gal


Thirded.
 
2013-05-13 01:02:56 AM  

skinink: Does the one in the middle have purple tinted feet?

[img89.imageshack.us image 586x800]

Yes, because she has advanced heart disease or CHF -- the medical term is

Cyanosis.


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2013-05-13 01:03:19 AM  
BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)

Oh, dear. That's neither a pirate nor a lady.

Okay, he's a sort of pirate...

FTFA: "The pigment we use is an inorganic iron oxide..."

Now their tits always point north.

/ thank you, ladies and gentlemen, that's our show for tonight
// brought to you by the generous sponsorship of Montgomery's Tubercles
/// Montgomery's - They're The Tuberculest!
 
2013-05-13 01:04:09 AM  
Meh, I've seen nastier titties.  Done things to them too.  Terrible things.  Like touch them.
 
2013-05-13 01:08:27 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Meh, I've seen nastier titties.  Done things to them too.  Terrible things.  Like touch them.


I'm telling your wife on you.
 
2013-05-13 01:09:06 AM  

divx88: [blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 318x318]

This just comes to mind.


Yep. Mine too. My favorite part is where she says "I'm twenty two deuce deuces!"

God-is-a-Taco: What the hell is wrong with women?


Other women.
 
2013-05-13 01:10:30 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.


she can also buy normal clothes for 1/10h the price of what she had to before, and she's not suffering crippling back and joint pain and degenerative illnesses thanks to carrying around 20 pounds of lard in the worst possible place, strapped to the front of her upper chest, you ass. They might have been part of some juvenile farkdoll fantasy on your art, but to her they were literally a daily punishment she couldn't escape and had done nothing to deserve.
 
2013-05-13 01:11:46 AM  

plushpuppy: My nipples hurt just reading this article.


Do they need the hurt kissed away?
 
2013-05-13 01:12:38 AM  

willfullyobscure: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

she can also buy normal clothes for 1/10h the price of what she had to before, and she's not suffering crippling back and joint pain and degenerative illnesses thanks to carrying around 20 pounds of lard in the worst possible place, strapped to the front of her upper chest, you ass. They might have been part of some juvenile farkdoll fantasy on your art, but to her they were literally a daily punishment she couldn't escape and had done nothing to deserve.


Dude, you gay? NTTATWWT
 
2013-05-13 01:12:47 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)


1) not a pirate
2) probably not a gal

yikes
 
2013-05-13 01:14:47 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.


If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?
 
2013-05-13 01:17:19 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?


Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.
 
2013-05-13 01:19:38 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Smeggy Smurf: Meh, I've seen nastier titties.  Done things to them too.  Terrible things.  Like touch them.

I'm telling your wife on you.


Go ahead.  She's more farked up than I am.  Odds are she'll ask to touch yours.
 
2013-05-13 01:25:55 AM  

propasaurus: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

It's #3 who had the reduction. The one in the middle had implants, followed by a lift.


That's how they do the lift. remove skin from the lower part of the breast, reposition the nipple further up and then saw back the whole lot.. you end up with a round scar around your areola and an anchor shaped one straight down  from the nipple to the lower part of the breast, it's not pretty and people who scar badly really get botched looks..
 
2013-05-13 01:27:20 AM  
Weren't the suicide girls doing the heart nipple thing a long long time age?
 
2013-05-13 01:29:58 AM  
What the hell happened to Mobile Reader Pro for Fark? Started crashing so I deleted it from iPhone. Went to reload from iPhone and it is gone? Wtf?!
 
2013-05-13 01:31:11 AM  

adammpower: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

Never, ever go to coupon boob job day, or lasik...


thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-13 01:31:41 AM  
I support this with both hands!
 
2013-05-13 01:31:57 AM  

willfullyobscure: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

she can also buy normal clothes for 1/10h the price of what she had to before, and she's not suffering crippling back and joint pain and degenerative illnesses thanks to carrying around 20 pounds of lard in the worst possible place, strapped to the front of her upper chest, you ass. They might have been part of some juvenile farkdoll fantasy on your art, but to her they were literally a daily punishment she couldn't escape and had done nothing to deserve.


That is hot.
 
2013-05-13 01:34:54 AM  

Hoban Washburne: fmcgalaxie500: That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Based on the images in TFA, she didn't get a reduction.


She had cancer.
 
2013-05-13 01:35:17 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.


She couldn't go lower than you.
 
2013-05-13 01:44:05 AM  

mscleo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.

But she doesn't see them.

Well I sure did, the first and last time we hooked up post-reduction.

If that killed your boner then you didn't need a hookup very badly.  If it didn't, what's sad?

Eh, let's just say the quality of guys she's been with since the reduction have gone down drastically. I'm sure her quality of life in general has improved equally, though.

She couldn't go lower than you.


lol
 
2013-05-13 01:50:15 AM  
The first one? Sure. No definition from boob to areola to nipple. I can see that being something to be self conscious about. I've seen that before myself and from a guys perspective it makes it a bit more difficult to "Hit the target" if you know what I mean (and I think that you do). At least for the first few times with that person.

The other two not so much. I get the playful nature of having stripper pasties tattooed on your boobs so that's fine if that's where you want to go but the hearts are just tacky.
 
2013-05-13 02:07:39 AM  
Can't people just play the hand they're dealt?  Geez.
 
2013-05-13 02:13:04 AM  

Gryphon: Can't people just play the hand they're dealt?  Geez.


Sure, all the time.

Wait, you didn't say "with"? Nevermind.
 
2013-05-13 02:25:32 AM  
The grandma gets a pass; mastectomy and reconstruction, that sucks, you want a tattooed nipple on the reconstruction, makes sense to me.  I saw an article about a woman who did very little other than nipple tattoos for mastectomy patients.

The other two had perfectly good breasts in the before pictures.
 
2013-05-13 02:26:49 AM  

sblafren: What the hell happened to Mobile Reader Pro for Fark? Started crashing so I deleted it from iPhone. Went to reload from iPhone and it is gone? Wtf?!


Apple removes apps from iTunes when they fall below a minimum number of users.  You were the user who kept this one alive.

Now, don't you feel awful?
 
2013-05-13 02:43:48 AM  
 
2013-05-13 02:45:33 AM  
Awe..Don't like the cards you were dealt?  Wanna have a doctor fix it? = Get laughed at on the webs..
Go fark yourself!
 
2013-05-13 02:45:58 AM  

LazarusLong42: The grandma gets a pass; mastectomy and reconstruction, that sucks, you want a tattooed nipple on the reconstruction, makes sense to me.  I saw an article about a woman who did very little other than nipple tattoos for mastectomy patients.

The other two had perfectly good breasts in the before pictures.


Yeah. All this. ↑  Reconstruction is just fine. The other two should feel bad for essentially ruining their breasts.
 
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