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(The Sun)   Old and busted: Nipple piercing. New hotness: Nipple tattooing, also known as tittooing. (Not safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 169
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2013-05-12 07:37:57 PM
Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?
 
2013-05-12 07:43:34 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?


Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.
 
2013-05-12 07:49:10 PM
Yuck, maybe, not with subby's diak
 
2013-05-12 07:52:00 PM

Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.


That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery
 
2013-05-12 07:53:08 PM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


You get two vertical scar lines running from your nipple to your abdomen?  Who is doing the surgery, Stevie Wonder?
 
2013-05-12 07:54:08 PM

fmcgalaxie500: That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


Based on the images in TFA, she didn't get a reduction.
 
2013-05-12 08:01:13 PM
members of the Stupid Hall of Fame.
 
2013-05-12 08:06:54 PM

Hoban Washburne: fmcgalaxie500: That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Based on the images in TFA, she didn't get a reduction.


Maybe she had them reduced then enhanced as well??
 
2013-05-12 08:23:02 PM
It would make as much sense as getting your fingerprints tattooed.

Let's start a trend here.
 
2013-05-12 08:32:33 PM

Hoban Washburne: fmcgalaxie500: That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Based on the images in TFA, she didn't get a reduction.


It was a "lift".  They come with hideous scars.
 
2013-05-12 09:25:30 PM
Boob job scars!
 
2013-05-12 09:34:44 PM
Those are six of the nastiest boobs I've seen online today.
 
2013-05-12 09:37:43 PM
The set on the left are also frankentits. My guess is the 1980's were good for her, the last 20 years have not been.
 
2013-05-12 09:43:08 PM

Bob Falfa: Those are six of the nastiest boobs I've seen online today.


Having a quality Mother's Day, eh?
 
2013-05-12 10:19:48 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?


It's "Fronkensteen!"
 
2013-05-12 10:21:15 PM
IMHO the only one of the 3 who looks better after is #1... good job on the reconstruction and the tittoo does enhance the pseudo-nipple.

#2 had OEM breasts that looked great for a 35-yr-old mother - no surgery needed and the end result is definitely much worse.

#3 the post-reduction boobs look good (especially considering the scarring that can result from this procedure). The heart-shaped tittoos just make her look trashy.
 
2013-05-12 10:24:44 PM
Eyebleach (NSFW)
 
2013-05-12 10:49:29 PM

anfrind: Eyebleach (NSFW)


What the fark is that, a RealDoll?  At least the tits in TFA look human.
 
2013-05-12 10:55:41 PM

dahmers love zombie: anfrind: Eyebleach (NSFW)

What the fark is that, a RealDoll?  At least the tits in TFA look human.


Eyebleach sans airbrush (NSFW)

Happy now?
 
2013-05-12 11:03:33 PM
media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com
 
2013-05-12 11:07:17 PM
I don't want to be "that guy", but look at their feet!  EW!  I'm not even a foot guy but the sheer gross-factor made them unmissable.
 
2013-05-12 11:07:50 PM

Lsherm: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

You get two vertical scar lines running from your nipple to your abdomen?  Who is doing the surgery, Stevie Wonder?


Yeah, the middle one caught my attention pretty much the same way. I'm thinking that this woman is one on those people who doesn't believe in using mirrors, and she can't see below her nipples.

OTOH, I love how these women are standing there bare-breasted, just smiling for the camera, for the purpose of showing off their nipples. Here in the U.S., these women would be branded whores whose morals are tearing down the very fabric of our society.

/nipples and smiles ftw
 
2013-05-12 11:11:23 PM
 
2013-05-12 11:21:15 PM

Fark Me To Tears: Lsherm: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

You get two vertical scar lines running from your nipple to your abdomen?  Who is doing the surgery, Stevie Wonder?

Yeah, the middle one caught my attention pretty much the same way. I'm thinking that this woman is one on those people who doesn't believe in using mirrors, and she can't see below her nipples.

OTOH, I love how these women are standing there bare-breasted, just smiling for the camera, for the purpose of showing off their nipples. Here in the U.S., these women would be branded whores whose morals are tearing down the very fabric of our society.

/nipples and smiles ftw


have you guys NEVER seen breast reduction video?
that is exactly what it looks like

I miss those shows.
the slice, dice, and relocate the nipple without detaching it.
the videos of surgery can scar(e) you for life
 
2013-05-12 11:30:05 PM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


It's #3 who had the reduction. The one in the middle had implants, followed by a lift.
 
2013-05-12 11:39:53 PM

anfrind: dahmers love zombie: anfrind: Eyebleach (NSFW)

What the fark is that, a RealDoll?  At least the tits in TFA look human.

Eyebleach sans airbrush (NSFW)

Happy now?


Oh HELLS yes.
 
2013-05-13 12:00:26 AM

namatad: have you guys NEVER seen breast reduction video?


Well...no.  That's not something I've come across.  Now you got me thinking I might search for it, but I'm leaning towards not doing it.
 
2013-05-13 12:24:15 AM
why are the Dixie Chicks showing their tits again?
 
2013-05-13 12:24:19 AM
I'm less interested in what they've done (people do all sorts of things) than why they did it. I'm curious about the mindset that led them to decide on this course of action.
 
2013-05-13 12:24:51 AM
(She) gotta tattooed tit, say Number 13.
 
2013-05-13 12:25:53 AM

Lsherm: namatad: have you guys NEVER seen breast reduction video?

Well...no.  That's not something I've come across.  Now you got me thinking I might search for it, but I'm leaning towards not doing it.


I had an ex that had breast reduction surgery, that's exactly what it looks like when performed by a very unskilled butcher.
 
2013-05-13 12:26:25 AM

Pope Larry II: The set on the left are also frankentits. My guess is the 1980's were good for her, the last 20 years have not been.


The woman on the left is a breast cancer survivor.   One breast is a complete reconstruction.  So cut the lady some slack.
 
2013-05-13 12:27:53 AM
I think I just puked in my mouth a bit.
 
2013-05-13 12:28:06 AM
If I just would have gone to bed one headline earlier. Now nightmares all night.
 
2013-05-13 12:29:14 AM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

This just comes to mind.
 
2013-05-13 12:29:26 AM
I wasn't prepared for that picture. Even without the "smoking hot" message, I knew it was a trap.

Darkening nipples should be a crime against humanity, excluding breast cancer and yadda yadda.
First they tanned, and now they're tattooing their nipples darker? What the hell is wrong with women?
 
2013-05-13 12:29:41 AM
Ze scars, boss! Ze scars!

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2013-05-13 12:30:09 AM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


Ha! Serves 'em right.
 
2013-05-13 12:31:45 AM
3432-philly.voxcdn.com
 
2013-05-13 12:35:46 AM
Tittooing? I hear their space port is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2013-05-13 12:35:57 AM

Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.


Never, ever go to coupon boob job day, or lasik...
 
2013-05-13 12:36:33 AM
Jeeze... I cannot fathom how much tattooing the nips would hurt.
 
2013-05-13 12:36:57 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-13 12:39:55 AM
Hey, where's that guy that thinks 20-40 year old pussies all look the same? Must be in the tits that the age shows?
 
2013-05-13 12:40:02 AM
s7d5.scene7.com

much cheaper, and as realistic
 
2013-05-13 12:40:51 AM
I like this gal's sense of humor (NSFW)
 
2013-05-13 12:41:10 AM

fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery


Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).
 
2013-05-13 12:42:09 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Hey, where's that guy that thinks 20-40 year old pussies all look the same? Must be in the tits that the age shows?


he's barfing
 
2013-05-13 12:42:34 AM
My nipples hurt just reading this article.
 
2013-05-13 12:42:54 AM

TV's Vinnie: fmcgalaxie500: Hoban Washburne: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Did Dr. Frankenstein do the middle one's implants?

Came here to comment on that.  Jesus Christ.

That is what typically happens in breast reduction surgery

Not necessarily. In most cases, there's an incision made a half-circle at the bottom of the areola line, and the silicone bags are stuffed in through the opening.

imo, if you're doctor says you need to have your titty split like a log, kick him in the junk and find some guys that are turned on by A cups (they're out there).


I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery. Pre-reduction, they had to have been like 34GG. I mean, literally the size and shape of volleyballs. And round, firm, and perky even at the age of 25. She got them reduced to a small C, and now has these large half-moon shaped scars under each breast. So sad.
 
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