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(Yahoo)   Have you ever had one of those days where you're sitting at an outdoor cafe in Milan enjoying a nice spring day and then a man starts swinging a pickaxe around cracking it into people's skulls?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 88
    More: Scary, psychological stress, rural-urban fringe, paramilitary police  
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2013-05-13 12:58:24 AM
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i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-13 01:00:45 AM
ISO15693:   when I was living there

Were you on the IES Milan program?

/2003-2004
 
2013-05-13 01:04:12 AM

capt.hollister: El Brujo: We had a guy in Seattle a couple years back who randomly chopped a man to death (I believe in front of a school bus full of kids) on the sidewalk.  Mental illness is scary and rampant.

/makes you think about concealed carry.
//not trolling about guns

No, no, no. To Italians this incident is due entirely to the fact that he is a foreigner and they, the Italians, are way too generous and accepting of foreigners. In their own view, all the world is racist, except Italy. In their own view, Italians are Europe's most welcoming and open-minded people who can't help it that all extra-communitari (their name for anyone non-European) are untrustworthy, shifty-eyed, thieving devils out to abuse Italy's generosity.

/Love Italy
//Hate their casual everyday racism
///Never try to show an Italian that he is a racist


It kind of blew my mind the way northern Italians are 'racist' against the southern Italians.  Like, people in the south of Italiy tend to have slightly darker skin so that makes them inferior, or something... and Sicily is apparently the WORST
 
2013-05-13 01:08:56 AM

doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.


Just because the perp was a black man doesn't mean you get to call him insulting names.
 
2013-05-13 01:09:12 AM
 
2013-05-13 01:16:46 AM

Stile4aly: I rot you abominations. You and all your trulls.


Eeeeee!
 
2013-05-13 01:19:07 AM

Peter von Nostrand: Gun tarded right off the bat ITT


Ah, somebody hurt the poor widdle gun gwabber's feewings.

The internet is serious business. I demand that there will be no further joking around in this thread.
 
2013-05-13 01:22:16 AM

TaterTot_HotDish: ISO15693:   when I was living there

Were you on the IES Milan program?

/2003-2004


No... lived there 2007-2009 as a knowledge transfer from our engineering group to Italian engineers, when they bought our company.

Missed the whole Obama election, but we did watch it on TV and cried our tears of happiness like the rest of the world when he was elected. It was awesome to go to work and having people come up and congratulate me on America not looking stupid for a change :)
 
2013-05-13 01:25:35 AM
Pickaxes don't kill people.  People kill people.
 
2013-05-13 01:25:39 AM
If only those people all had easy access to guns he could have shot and killed 5-10 and upstanding citizens could have killed 2 or 3 more trying to be heroes.
 
2013-05-13 01:34:59 AM

crab66: upstanding citizens could have killed 2 or 3 more trying to be heroes.


I know right? If I had a nickle for every time that happened... uh, I would have pretty much the same amount of money I have right now.
 
2013-05-13 01:50:32 AM
No
 
2013-05-13 02:06:47 AM
A third anti-Christ destroyed - to serve man!

www.timferrante.com
 
2013-05-13 02:55:45 AM

CheetahOlivetti: Do you read Sutter Cane?


Beat me to it!
 
2013-05-13 03:01:16 AM

TaterTot_HotDish: /Love Italy
//Hate their casual everyday racism
///Never try to show an Italian that he is a racist

It kind of blew my mind the way northern Italians are 'racist' against the southern Italians.  Like, people in the south of Italiy tend to have slightly darker skin so that makes them inferior, or something... and Sicily is apparently the WORST


www.m5board.com
 
2013-05-13 03:08:39 AM
He was hungry and had no home, was all he said.  Beneath all the flippant one-liners lies the fearful knowledge that such could happen here in the U. S.
 
2013-05-13 03:15:05 AM
www.livingwithendometriosis.org
/Knows a thing or two about pickaxe attacks
 
2013-05-13 04:02:06 AM

Superjew: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.

Just because the perp was a black man doesn't mean you get to call him insulting names.


Actually "dangerous assault tool" sounds like a new name for a bad politics-tab troll.
 
2013-05-13 04:17:17 AM
 
2013-05-13 05:01:46 AM
Did he feast on the goo inside?
 
2013-05-13 05:02:34 AM

ArcadianRefugee: I'm cannot be sure how I should feel about this until I know if he is Muslim.


From wiki:  "The religious composition of <a data-cke-saved-href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghana" title="Ghana">Ghana in the Boobiesindependence population census of 1960 was 30 percent Muslim, 38 percent traditionalist, 24 percent Christian, and the rest (about 8 percent) other."

Roll the dice and pick your poison.

Odds are he ain't an atheist :)
 
2013-05-13 05:35:47 AM

PunGent: Ghana in the Boobiesindependence population census


Why can't our censuses be that cool.
 
2013-05-13 06:10:40 AM
That's why I prefer indoor cafes.
 
2013-05-13 08:03:52 AM
Was it an assault pickaxe?
Why do Civilians NEED pickaxes?  Only the military and police should be allowed to own pickaxes.
 
2013-05-13 08:13:00 AM

umad: Peter von Nostrand: Gun tarded right off the bat ITT

Ah, somebody hurt the poor widdle gun gwabber's feewings.

The internet is serious business. I demand that there will be no further joking around in this thread.


Aaaah, the gun nut is scared the bad man is gonna put a minor regulation on the only thing that helps him compensate for being a scared little girl
 
2013-05-13 08:21:20 AM

PunGent: ArcadianRefugee: I'm cannot be sure how I should feel about this until I know if he is Muslim.

From wiki:  "The religious composition of <a data-cke-saved-href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghana" title="Ghana">Ghana in the Boobiesindependence population census of 1960 was 30 percent Muslim, 38 percent traditionalist, 24 percent Christian, and the rest (about 8 percent) other."

Roll the dice and pick your poison.

Odds are he ain't an atheist :)


CIA World Fact Book as of 2010 has the religious make up as
Christian 71.2% (Pentecostal/Charismatic 28.3%, Protestant 18.4%, Catholic 13.1%, other 11.4%), Muslim 17.6%, traditional 5.2%, other 0.8%, none 5.2% (2010 census)
 
2013-05-13 08:26:15 AM
I really hope he wasn't one of those jerks with an unnecessary and overdressed tactical  pickaxe.

They make the entire pickaxe community look bad.
 
2013-05-13 08:45:15 AM

Sagus: PunGent: ArcadianRefugee: I'm cannot be sure how I should feel about this until I know if he is Muslim.

From wiki:  "The religious composition of <a data-cke-saved-href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghana" title="Ghana">Ghana in the Boobiesindependence population census of 1960 was 30 percent Muslim, 38 percent traditionalist, 24 percent Christian, and the rest (about 8 percent) other."

Roll the dice and pick your poison.

Odds are he ain't an atheist :)

CIA World Fact Book as of 2010 has the religious make up as
Christian 71.2% (Pentecostal/Charismatic 28.3%, Protestant 18.4%, Catholic 13.1%, other 11.4%), Muslim 17.6%, traditional 5.2%, other 0.8%, none 5.2% (2010 census)


Interesting switch from the earlier data...assuming either one is remotely correct, of course.
 
2013-05-13 08:46:13 AM

doglover: PunGent: Ghana in the Boobiesindependence population census

Why can't our censuses be that cool.


Lol...not entirely sure where THAT came from, but I concur.
 
2013-05-13 09:10:16 AM
"ROME (AP) - An immigrant from Ghana went on a rampage with a "

didn't RT rest of TFA.

/racist.
 
2013-05-13 09:40:55 AM

Mega Steve: [www.livingwithendometriosis.org image 389x299]
/Knows a thing or two about pickaxe attacks


It's a potion I've invented that, when a person drinks it, he turns into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac! It's basically a cure...for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac! The potential market's enormous!
 
2013-05-13 10:04:43 AM
Wow...I came in here expecting to see the obligatory "assault tools" reference. Didn't expect to see it in the Weeners.

Well done, Fark.

/Also, I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-13 11:39:01 AM
If only there was some way to screen people, and not let the crazy ones into your country.  If only there was a little thing called "immigration control" which every country has!

I mean, how the hell did they let this guy into the...

What?  Italy can't have any immigration control because of the EU?  Well... how's that working out for them?
 
2013-05-13 11:51:37 AM
Watched my son do it all weekend.   What's the big deal?

images.wikia.com
 
2013-05-13 02:20:39 PM

doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.


No one has a legitimate use for a pickaxe! I respect the right to mine, but since I can't understand the desire for pickaxes, I think we should violate everyone's rights.
 
2013-05-13 03:45:53 PM
We have to ban these dangerous assault tools immigrants who can't successfully integrate into their new societies.
 
2013-05-13 04:29:15 PM
is he available for hire?
 
2013-05-13 05:58:02 PM
If only that had been a "pick axe Free zone" all this could have been prevented.
 
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