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(Yahoo)   Have you ever had one of those days where you're sitting at an outdoor cafe in Milan enjoying a nice spring day and then a man starts swinging a pickaxe around cracking it into people's skulls?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 88
    More: Scary, psychological stress, rural-urban fringe, paramilitary police  
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2013-05-12 09:28:55 PM
We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.
 
2013-05-12 09:40:51 PM
Do you read Sutter Cane?
 
2013-05-12 09:58:03 PM
No, I have not.  That kind of thing usually happens in Venice.
 
2013-05-12 11:07:16 PM
Gun tarded right off the bat ITT
 
2013-05-12 11:44:18 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Gun tarded right off the bat ITT


You're forgetting the real victims of this pickaxe attack...American gun owners terrified of Obama
 
2013-05-12 11:54:14 PM
Can't say that I have, subby. The landscapers aren't allowed in the clubhouse.
 
2013-05-12 11:56:07 PM
No. No, I have not had one of those days.
 
2013-05-12 11:56:28 PM
If only someone had had a semi-auto concealed carry pickaxe, this assmunch would have been stopped at one grazed ear.
 
2013-05-12 11:57:26 PM
I'm cannot be sure how I should feel about this until I know if he is Muslim.
 
2013-05-12 11:57:56 PM
Oh boy, another video-game inspired spree-killing.  Better call Tipper so she can have Minecraft banned.
 
2013-05-12 11:59:23 PM
Illegal alien problems.
 
2013-05-13 12:01:21 AM
In Spain you run from the bulls. In Italy you run from the pickaxe man.
 
2013-05-13 12:01:23 AM
Several.

I'm OK, though.
 
2013-05-13 12:01:35 AM

CheetahOlivetti: Do you read Sutter Cane?


Great movie. Carpenter fan. Nice!
 
2013-05-13 12:02:19 AM

radarlove: Oh boy, another video-game inspired spree-killing.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-13 12:03:02 AM
Oh, my God! Not again!
 
2013-05-13 12:04:08 AM
No one told him go get off Milan?
 
2013-05-13 12:05:56 AM
Where the hell is Kai the Hitchiker when you need him?
 
2013-05-13 12:06:11 AM
No, but I was once staying with friends in Mexico City when an assassin sent by Stalin stuck an ice ax in my skull.

/I got better
//not really
 
2013-05-13 12:06:17 AM

CheetahOlivetti: Do you read Sutter Cane?


Dammit. Well, since I have the image in my clipboard.

johneaves.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-13 12:07:53 AM

CheetahOlivetti: Do you read Sutter Cane?


First thing I thought of, too.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-13 12:08:45 AM

doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.


Haha! Good job!!
 
2013-05-13 12:08:57 AM

fusillade762: Dammit. Well, since I have the image in my clipboard.


Dammit, I was too slow.
 
2013-05-13 12:09:36 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
"So this guy bumps into me with his...what do ya call it?"
"Pickaxe?"
"Yeah, a pickaxe.  And he slices right across my neck."
"Oooh, I hate it when that happens."
 
2013-05-13 12:10:33 AM
♪ The slain in Spain are mauled mainly in the brain! ♫
 
2013-05-13 12:11:15 AM

Dwight_Yeast: No, but I was once staying with friends in Mexico City when an assassin sent by Stalin stuck an ice ax in my skull.

/I got better
//not really


Dude, that sucks. That Stalin's an asshole. Hope you recover!
-DPS
 
2013-05-13 12:11:31 AM

CheetahOlivetti: Do you read Sutter Cane?


Why yes, as a matter of fact I d.....MY EYES!!!!!  MY FACE IS MELTING AND BEING EATEN BY NON EUCLIDEAN THINGS!
 
2013-05-13 12:11:51 AM
Nope. Because I am armed at all times.

c'mon, bring a pickaxe to a .45 fight
 
2013-05-13 12:11:51 AM
See what happens when you ban firearms!
 
2013-05-13 12:12:58 AM
What prior knowledge of the attack did the Obama administration have? Why did Obama not order forces to intervene? I'm just asking questions here. Why won't Obama give us answers? What is he hiding?
 
2013-05-13 12:13:46 AM

Dwight_Yeast: No, but I was once staying with friends in Mexico City when an assassin sent by Stalin stuck an ice ax in my skull.

/I got better
//not really


I told you not to drink the water or else you would get the Trotskys.
 
2013-05-13 12:14:45 AM

doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.


The only thing that can stop a bad man with a pickaxe is a good man with a pickaxe.
 
2013-05-13 12:20:16 AM

doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.


Oh sure, by all means. Ban the 'scary looking' pickaxes. But remember they are no more lethal than a farmer's conventional pickaxe.
 
2013-05-13 12:20:28 AM
In Italy, since the EU opened up for a few more member states, there has a been an influx of foreigners that the Italians refer to as "Moroccans" - but which generally applies to unemployed foreign blacks in general - and there has been a huge rise in large groups hanging around touristy areas, scamming tourists. It was annoying when I was living there - we had several run-ins with them. I almost got into a fight with one guy in Milan near the Sforza Castello, who kept trying to put colored string on my arm, claiming it was for "good luck" - I wanted none of whatever he was doing, so I kept picking it off and dropping it, and saying "NO!" and he kept putting it back on. Finally I told him if he touched me one more time, I'd punch him.

He asked "What country are you from?" and for some reason, I said "I am ZULU!" - even though I am a white. But the look on his face was hilarious.
 
2013-05-13 12:20:36 AM
You Ghana get pickaxed if you step in Milan.
 
2013-05-13 12:21:58 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Nope. Because I am armed at all times.

c'mon, bring a pickaxe to a .45 fight


I can see how you might think you have the upper hand, but really:

Mentat: The only thing that can stop a bad man with a pickaxe is a good man with a pickaxe.

 
2013-05-13 12:25:19 AM
Another responsible gardening tool owner heard from.

Also...

ultraholland: What prior knowledge of the attack did the Obama administration have? Why did Obama not order forces to intervene? I'm just asking questions here. Why won't Obama give us answers? What is he hiding?


And why did they send out someone to five different talk shows with talking points written by the administration to say it was because of a guanciale video that incited this man who is clearly a radical pancetta fundamentalist?

I want to know!

/I also want a fettucini carbonara
 
2013-05-13 12:28:06 AM

Ablejack: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.

Oh sure, by all means. Ban the 'scary looking' pickaxes. But remember they are no more lethal than a farmer's conventional pickaxe.


What do civilians need with mil-spec trench tools, I ask you.
 
2013-05-13 12:28:33 AM
He's really not helping the illegal immigrant acceptance situation.
 
2013-05-13 12:31:53 AM
Yahoo comments makes FOX News look like the democratic convention.
It's 50% comments blaming immigrants and 50% saying we have to regulate pick-axes now.
Bunch of Einsteins there.
 
2013-05-13 12:32:39 AM
I rot you abominations. You and all your trulls.
 
2013-05-13 12:33:10 AM

Buttle not Tuttle: ♪ The slain in Spain are mauled mainly in the brain! ♫


Maps and such.
 
2013-05-13 12:33:28 AM

berylman: He's really not helping the illegal immigrant acceptance situation.


Neither did Amanda Knox, but they solved that problem by sending her back to the USA.
 
2013-05-13 12:34:29 AM
We had a guy in Seattle a couple years back who randomly chopped a man to death (I believe in front of a school bus full of kids) on the sidewalk.  Mental illness is scary and rampant.

/makes you think about concealed carry.
//not trolling about guns
 
2013-05-13 12:39:59 AM

Mentat: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.

The only thing that can stop a bad man with a pickaxe is a good man with a pickaxe.


I think it would have been quite satisfying to see someone slip him a 9mm sleeping pill.
 
2013-05-13 12:43:11 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Can't say that I have, subby. The landscapers aren't allowed in the clubhouse.


Ha. Haha. HA!!!
 
2013-05-13 12:45:17 AM
alternate ending to TDKR?
 
2013-05-13 12:45:53 AM
I stopped visiting Milan after the
3rd time that shiat happened to me. farking greasebacks won't pick up a shovel and do an honest days work... But they are happy to get all pickaxy at the cafes
 
2013-05-13 12:55:07 AM

El Brujo: We had a guy in Seattle a couple years back who randomly chopped a man to death (I believe in front of a school bus full of kids) on the sidewalk.  Mental illness is scary and rampant.

/makes you think about concealed carry.
//not trolling about guns


No, no, no. To Italians this incident is due entirely to the fact that he is a foreigner and they, the Italians, are way too generous and accepting of foreigners. In their own view, all the world is racist, except Italy. In their own view, Italians are Europe's most welcoming and open-minded people who can't help it that all extra-communitari (their name for anyone non-European) are untrustworthy, shifty-eyed, thieving devils out to abuse Italy's generosity.

/Love Italy
//Hate their casual everyday racism
///Never try to show an Italian that he is a racist
 
2013-05-13 12:55:39 AM

El Brujo: We had a guy in Seattle a couple years back who randomly chopped a man to death (I believe in front of a school bus full of kids) on the sidewalk.  Mental illness is scary and rampant.

/makes you think about concealed carry.
//not trolling about guns


Wow. I live in Seattle but somehow missed the deatils of that - and I live on Capitol Hill. This is beyond farked up. As is the situation in Milan.

From the Seattle PI article I googled up: King County prosecutors contend LaRosa attacked Holme hours before he killed Lamagno, a 58-year-old man whom LaRosa is accused of hacking to death in front of a group of school children on Capitol Hill. Lamagno died at the scene.

Read more: http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Seattle-man-accused-in-ax-kill i ngs-may-claim-4038367.php#ixzz2T94hikQA
 
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