I_Am_Weasel: No, it isn't uncommon to get drunk on porn night./It's how I read it!
AverageAmericanGuy: It was oswego east high school's senior prom. and kelsey dano was expecting the night of her life.Who wrote this article? e.e. cummings?
JasonOfOrillia: Let me try that again...JasonOfOrillia:He drinks and he smokesand he tells dirty jokes.Singing to the bus driver,bus driver-man.
ransack.: I drive better drunk and I suspect I'm not the only one. I filled my windshield fluid reservoir with jungle juice and ran the tube into the cab of my truck so when I pull back on the lever it shoots vodak and Look-Aid down my throat.
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