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(CBS Chicago)   It's not uncommon to get drunk on prom night. You just really shouldn't do it if you're the party bus driver transporting 2 dozen kids   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 18
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2013-05-12 09:34:55 PM  
No, it isn't uncommon to get drunk on porn night.

/It's how I read it!
 
2013-05-12 11:04:03 PM  
you have to get drunk to be around teenagers
 
2013-05-12 11:12:40 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: No, it isn't uncommon to get drunk on porn night.

/It's how I read it!


Prom night, porn night... Nowadays, with the advent of smartphones with full motion video, prom night can ALSO be porn night!

And think of all the fun you'll have trying to guess whose dad is going to be the first to find your uploaded prom porn videos posted on his favorite porn site?
 
2013-05-12 11:54:10 PM  
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2013-05-12 11:55:16 PM  
He drinks and he smokesand he tells dirty jokes.Singing to the bus driver,bus driver-man.
 
2013-05-12 11:55:16 PM  
"I had a feeling he was drunk when we first went into the ditch," said Kelsey Dano.
Not a dead giveaway but a good clue.
 
2013-05-12 11:56:07 PM  
Let me try that again...

JasonOfOrillia:
He drinks and he smokes
and he tells dirty jokes.
Singing to the bus driver,
bus driver-man.
 
2013-05-12 11:56:48 PM  
It was oswego east high school's senior prom. and kelsey dano was expecting the night of her life.

Who wrote this article? e.e. cummings?
 
2013-05-13 12:01:29 AM  
looks like no one got laid.
 
2013-05-13 12:12:34 AM  
Says you, subby! I say it makes the night more enjoyable for everyone.
 
2013-05-13 12:13:13 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It was oswego east high school's senior prom. and kelsey dano was expecting the night of her life.

Who wrote this article? e.e. cummings?


After watching the video I would totally E.E. Cummings on Kelsey Dano's mom.

Wait, there's a swingers club across the river from Oswego in Bristol and she looks kind of familiar so maybe I have.

Also, I know where that banquet place is. Southwest corner of Route 56 and Route 53. It's definitely a 45 min. drive. Why the fark did they have the prom that far away? Those kids would be gone all night!

Oh right, the swing club is probably the answer again. Nevermind.

/Have a good prom sweetie!
//Mom and Dad are gonna get their freak on
 
2013-05-13 12:30:41 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Let me try that again...

JasonOfOrillia:
He drinks and he smokes
and he tells dirty jokes.
Singing to the bus driver,
bus driver-man.


He drinks and he cusses
and stinks up the busses
hail to the bus driver,
bus driver man
 
2013-05-13 04:55:15 AM  
Whatever happened with that high school party bus story from last year, where the kid stuck his head out the top of the bus right when it went under an overpass or low beam of some kind? Anyone remember any followup?

Just wondering. That was a horrifying story.
 
2013-05-13 06:01:43 AM  
I drive better drunk and I suspect I'm not the only one. I filled my windshield fluid reservoir with jungle juice and ran the tube into the cab of my truck so when I pull back on the lever it shoots vodak and Look-Aid down my throat.
 
2013-05-13 06:03:12 AM  

ransack.: I drive better drunk and I suspect I'm not the only one. I filled my windshield fluid reservoir with jungle juice and ran the tube into the cab of my truck so when I pull back on the lever it shoots vodak and Look-Aid down my throat.


Sometimes if I'm in a hurry... then the tube might maybe. possibly. go in my butt.
 
2013-05-13 12:10:20 PM  
How the hell you expect me to put up with the snotty little assholes without alcohol?
 
2013-05-13 01:02:41 PM  
Are we just going to post the entire CBS 2 Chicago website, link by link, on Fark?
 
2013-05-13 04:45:33 PM  
"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!" - Dave Attell
 
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