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(CBS Chicago)   Passing out drunk on top of your mom and pinning her to the floor for hours is no way to celebrate Mother's Day, son   ( divider line
    More: Strange, your mom, Loyola University Medical Center  
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5388 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 May 2013 at 10:30 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-12 11:14:02 PM  
3 votes:
"Help! My son's fallen and I can't get up!"
2013-05-12 10:39:13 PM  
2 votes:
and yet the ref slow-counted, thus depriving him of the world title.
2013-05-13 01:29:32 PM  
1 vote:
I usually tie your mom to the bed to pin her down, but she specifically asks for that.
2013-05-12 11:20:13 PM  
1 vote:
Nothing like a game of pin the drunk on mom.
2013-05-12 10:39:24 PM  
1 vote:
Oedipus Bob
2013-05-12 10:33:23 PM  
1 vote:
For a drunk dude, he sure had stamina being able to nail his mom to the floor like that.
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