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(Charlotte Observer)   When the Good Lord tells you to get nekkid and walk down the street, you get nekkid and walk down the street. Praise the Lord   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Good Lord, Providence Road, traffic jams, Department of Social Services, nude  
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7384 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 May 2013 at 5:52 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-12 06:15:38 PM  
5 votes:

Apos: Feel free to express your opposition to clothing after you arrive at your nudist colony, please!

You know the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee, and 6 donuts.

The most popular woman?

The one who can eat the last donut.
2013-05-12 06:12:43 PM  
5 votes:
Heard they had to let them go since they couldn't pin anything on them...
2013-05-12 06:59:56 PM  
1 vote:
But their boobs hang down to the ground, so Praise the Lowered! (NSFW if cartoon boobs offend)
2013-05-12 06:46:06 PM  
1 vote:
And here I am, wearing pants like a schmuck.
2013-05-12 06:42:11 PM  
1 vote:
The sight "blew my mind," said resident Jill Mead, who was driving on Providence Road at the time.

Seeing naked people blew her mind? You know what else I bet Jill has never blown?
2013-05-12 02:50:06 PM  
1 vote:
When police stopped to question the women, they said "the Lord told them to get naked and walk down the street," Farley said.

And by "the Lord" they meant, "this bag full of mescaline powder."
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