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(Charlotte Observer)   When the Good Lord tells you to get nekkid and walk down the street, you get nekkid and walk down the street. Praise the Lord   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Good Lord, Providence Road, traffic jams, Department of Social Services, nude  
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2013-05-12 06:03:15 PM  
2 votes:
They were checked and released
Where if it was two men father son and grandson the men would be in jail and sex offenders.

Not that I even think full nudity in public should be illegal its just a matter if fact .... Equals rights and all maybe some things need to be. Looked at again. Making my body illegal in public or even in my back yard is something that troubles me deeply
2013-05-12 08:51:36 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone else notice how often the Lord and mental illness go together?
2013-05-12 07:46:55 PM  
1 vote:

Another Government Employee: I noticed no pics.

Probably for the best.

What walking down the street fully clothed might look like

/if it's Anna Song doing the walking.
2013-05-12 06:15:38 PM  
1 vote:

Apos: Feel free to express your opposition to clothing after you arrive at your nudist colony, please!

You know the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee, and 6 donuts.

The most popular woman?

The one who can eat the last donut.
2013-05-12 06:12:43 PM  
1 vote:
Heard they had to let them go since they couldn't pin anything on them...
2013-05-12 06:06:23 PM  
1 vote:
Your own body shouldmy be illegal in any form ever, all other sex laws that involve more than simply being naked should still apply
2013-05-12 06:01:50 PM  
1 vote:
I'm confused, on one hand, I think they should be able to do what they want so long as or doesn't hurt anyone
On the other hand, they sound batshiat insane for saying their sky god told them to

/also assuming the young mother is hot
//hoping the older mother is hot too
2013-05-12 05:59:32 PM  
1 vote:
I'm all about following divine inspiration, but not if it involves breaking the law in some foolish way.
2013-05-12 05:57:10 PM  
1 vote:
I know a guy who did that.  He was on an acid trip at the time and heard God talking to him.  That's literally his "conversion story" to this very day.
2013-05-12 05:56:54 PM  
1 vote:
I noticed no pics.

Probably for the best.
2013-05-12 04:44:58 PM  
1 vote:
Feel free to express your opposition to clothing after you arrive at your nudist colony, please!
2013-05-12 02:50:06 PM  
1 vote:
When police stopped to question the women, they said "the Lord told them to get naked and walk down the street," Farley said.

And by "the Lord" they meant, "this bag full of mescaline powder."
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