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(Charlotte Observer)   When the Good Lord tells you to get nekkid and walk down the street, you get nekkid and walk down the street. Praise the Lord   (charlotteobserver.com) divider line 42
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2013-05-12 02:50:06 PM
When police stopped to question the women, they said "the Lord told them to get naked and walk down the street," Farley said.

And by "the Lord" they meant, "this bag full of mescaline powder."
 
2013-05-12 04:44:58 PM
Feel free to express your opposition to clothing after you arrive at your nudist colony, please!
 
2013-05-12 05:56:54 PM
I noticed no pics.

Probably for the best.
 
2013-05-12 05:57:10 PM
I know a guy who did that.  He was on an acid trip at the time and heard God talking to him.  That's literally his "conversion story" to this very day.
 
2013-05-12 05:59:32 PM
I'm all about following divine inspiration, but not if it involves breaking the law in some foolish way.
 
2013-05-12 06:01:50 PM
I'm confused, on one hand, I think they should be able to do what they want so long as or doesn't hurt anyone
On the other hand, they sound batshiat insane for saying their sky god told them to

/also assuming the young mother is hot
//hoping the older mother is hot too
 
2013-05-12 06:03:15 PM
They were checked and released
Where if it was two men father son and grandson the men would be in jail and sex offenders.


Not that I even think full nudity in public should be illegal its just a matter if fact .... Equals rights and all maybe some things need to be. Looked at again. Making my body illegal in public or even in my back yard is something that troubles me deeply
 
2013-05-12 06:06:23 PM
Your own body shouldmy be illegal in any form ever, all other sex laws that involve more than simply being naked should still apply
 
2013-05-12 06:07:05 PM
Own body shouldn't....
 
2013-05-12 06:08:32 PM

Hollie Maea: I know a guy who did that.  He was on an acid trip at the time and heard God talking to him.  That's literally his "conversion story" to this very day.


I know a guy with the opposite experience: He saw God appear and talk to him, and decided right then and there that Christianity wasn't for him.
 
2013-05-12 06:11:50 PM
I can think of plenty more offensive things people do in the name of thier sky wizard
 
2013-05-12 06:12:43 PM
Heard they had to let them go since they couldn't pin anything on them...
 
2013-05-12 06:13:35 PM
And if the Lord told you to jump in the lake, lady.....
 
2013-05-12 06:15:38 PM
TTIUWP!

Apos: Feel free to express your opposition to clothing after you arrive at your nudist colony, please!


You know the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee, and 6 donuts.

The most popular woman?

The one who can eat the last donut.
 
2013-05-12 06:25:48 PM
FTA: It was unclear whether the children remained in the custody of DSS or whether additional charges will be filed today.

That shouldn't trouble me, and yet somehow it does.
 
2013-05-12 06:27:10 PM

spentshells: Your own body shouldmy be illegal in any form ever, all other sex laws that involve more than simply being naked should still apply


This.

/accidentally saw a boobie last night.  It didn't kill me or anyone else in attendance.
//although if my buddy had seen it, his g/f might have killed him...
 
2013-05-12 06:32:06 PM
 
2013-05-12 06:32:31 PM
"It didn't apear that they had any problems short of that they didn't have any clothes on," Farley said.

I got 99 problems but being naked ain't one...
 
2013-05-12 06:33:38 PM
FTA This was Adam and Eve stuff, not even a loincloth.

In other words...
i.ebayimg.com
 
2013-05-12 06:38:59 PM

NutWrench: And by "the Lord" they meant, "this bag full of mescaline powder."


The Lord can be found in many places.

It's usually not the walking around naked that's the problem in these cases, it's the walking into traffic.
 
2013-05-12 06:41:36 PM
Was it cold out? I don't really get how child neglect makes any sense here, unless the kids were freezing. Indecent exposure maybe, but plenty of nudists raise kids who don't end up having mental issues.
 
2013-05-12 06:42:11 PM
The sight "blew my mind," said resident Jill Mead, who was driving on Providence Road at the time.

Seeing naked people blew her mind? You know what else I bet Jill has never blown?
 
2013-05-12 06:46:06 PM
And here I am, wearing pants like a schmuck.
 
2013-05-12 06:48:07 PM
Dear Lord, why don't you tell some hot women to do this? Why do you afflict thy servants eyes with 350 plus pound hausfraus strutting around naked instead ?
 
2013-05-12 06:52:26 PM

reillan: accidentally saw a boobie last night


twice i've accidentally seen snatches -- yeesh how do you apologize for that "I'm sorry, the way you were sitting caused me to see your sn--"
 
2013-05-12 06:59:56 PM
But their boobs hang down to the ground, so Praise the Lowered! (NSFW if cartoon boobs offend)
 
2013-05-12 07:21:47 PM
So, when the Pope or other religious figure talks to God they are sane but when normal people talk to God they are crazy?
 
2013-05-12 07:34:28 PM

Jeep2011: So, when the Pope or other religious figure talks to God they are sane but when normal people talk to God they are crazy?


Yup

/that hat protects them from God's crazy
 
2013-05-12 07:35:31 PM

Jeep2011: So, when the Pope or other religious figure talks to God they are sane but when normal people talk to God they are crazy?


Now you're getting it, old boy.
 
2013-05-12 07:46:55 PM

Another Government Employee: I noticed no pics.

Probably for the best.


What walking down the street fully clothed might look like

/if it's Anna Song doing the walking.
 
2013-05-12 08:15:39 PM

ten foiled hats: FTA: It was unclear whether the children remained in the custody of DSS or whether additional charges will be filed today.

That shouldn't trouble me, and yet somehow it does.


Very troubling, indeed.
 
2013-05-12 08:45:49 PM

wambu: Another Government Employee: I noticed no pics.

Probably for the best.

What walking down the street fully clothed might look like

/if it's Anna Song doing the walking.


That was quite helpful.. Thank you

/hate clothes
//that was acceptable
///three slashies
 
2013-05-12 08:51:36 PM
Anyone else notice how often the Lord and mental illness go together?
 
2013-05-12 09:27:33 PM
Well, look at it this way:

If you think God is telling you to stroll naked down the street and you're wrong, but obey anyway, what have you lost? Okay, so you've wasted a little bit of time, you might get arrested for indecent exposure, the cops might search your house and bust you for drug possession, and if you're a dude you might get on a sex offender list. However, that all might happen to you eventually anyway - so it's really not a big deal in the grand scheme of things.

But, think for a moment - what if it really was God telling them to air out their birthday suits, and they disobeyed?

At best, they would be failing to heed God's calling, and damage their own spiritual growth. They might have failed to give God the opportunity to make his power manifest, bringing just a little more of his glory to earth. At worst, they've proven that they aren't interested in actually risking their own well-being for God, putting their very souls in jeopardy, and condemning themselves to an eternity in hell, which is a lot worse than a couple court appearances.

In the risk-reward analysis, immediate obedience by shining their headlights into oncoming traffic was really a no-brainier.
 
2013-05-12 09:36:38 PM
 
2013-05-12 09:46:36 PM
Is just being naked illegal there? I know in some places as long as your not playing with your junk, no crime.
 
2013-05-12 09:48:02 PM

No Time To Explain: /also assuming the young mother is hot


You're new to this planet, no?

Anytime people go around naked in public, outside of strip clubs where they get paid, you do NOT want to see them naked.
 
2013-05-12 09:50:28 PM

rev. dave: I'm all about following divine inspiration, but not

only if it involves breaking the law in some foolish way.

Fixed that for me

/overturn the money changers' table
//dine with all the prostitutes!!
///what would Jesus do?
 
2013-05-12 10:05:59 PM
Police, who would not identify the four, filled out a report for child neglect and contacted the Department of Social Services, he said.
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While this is very strange, what the hell does this have to do with child neglect and why in blue hell does DSS need to get involved?
 
2013-05-12 10:08:00 PM

Jeep2011: So, when the Pope or other religious figure talks to God they are sane but when normal people talk to God they are crazy?


Right. We're supposed to believe that God told Michelle bachmann, Rick Santorum, Newt and Rick perry to run for President at theb same time and all of the ridiculous things Pat Robertson says, but these women are crazy.
 
2013-05-13 10:18:24 AM
Now if God really talked to her and told her to do that, wouldnt you feel dumb for going against the Will of God? And by arresting her, you just doomed yourself to hell by incarcerating his 21st century prophet?

/Better safe than sorry is the main premise of believing
 
2013-05-13 11:48:22 AM
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