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(Opposing Views)   Not News: Town gets new mayor. News: Everyone really likes him. Fark: He's four years old   (opposingviews.com) divider line 19
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2013-05-12 01:35:06 PM  
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2013-05-12 04:20:31 PM  
Okay, but how incorruptible is he?
 
2013-05-12 04:45:05 PM  
It's hard to believe that someone his age could rise to the rank of Admiral.
 
2013-05-12 04:49:55 PM  
When does he start texting the interns penis pics?
 
2013-05-12 04:53:12 PM  
Is his platform an indoor ice skating rink?
 
2013-05-12 04:55:24 PM  
Simpsons already did it...
 
2013-05-12 05:01:13 PM  

Professor M: Is his platform an indoor ice skating rink?


Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown
 
2013-05-12 05:02:59 PM  
Finally, a politician who has a REASON to act like a child!
 
2013-05-12 05:04:57 PM  
I bet he's already a shill to the dreaded Ovaltine lobby.
 
2013-05-12 05:11:27 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 405x598]


Over in one.
 
2013-05-12 05:40:30 PM  
FTFA: " The town of Dorset, Minnesota, with a population of 22"

wow, and I thought I've been to/lived in some small towns
 
2013-05-12 06:50:33 PM  
 
2013-05-12 07:17:58 PM  

No Time To Explain: FTFA: " The town of Dorset, Minnesota, with a population of 22"

wow, and I thought I've been to/lived in some small towns


I once passed through Emblem, Wyoming. Population: 10.
 
2013-05-12 07:31:03 PM  
Ah, Dorset.

Dorset is ... unique. It's a tourist town in the middle of "lake country" in Minnesota. It's not big or evil enough to be a tourist trap, the restaurants are nice for those vacationing in the area along with the usual gift shop or two. I seem to remember them requesting the Olympics every 4-8 years as a PR stunt a few decades back.

Enjoy some context:
http://voices.yahoo.com/dorset-minnesota-restaurant-capital-world-37 67 79.html?cat=7
 
2013-05-12 07:40:24 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: No Time To Explain: FTFA: " The town of Dorset, Minnesota, with a population of 22"

wow, and I thought I've been to/lived in some small towns

I once passed through Emblem, Wyoming. Population: 10.


Any place that one person can stalk and personally murder everyone in one night should not be considered a town.

I don't know why I used that as a population metric or what is says about me...

Still fun at parties!
 
2013-05-12 09:49:36 PM  
Probably better than ours.
 
2013-05-12 10:05:57 PM  
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2013-05-12 10:08:05 PM  
Decisions in the town are made by local businesses, so there isn't much for a mayor to do.

Isn't that pretty much how every city is run?
 
2013-05-13 12:49:31 PM  
How does he enter the city into any contacts?
 
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