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2013-05-12 11:39:56 AM
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2013-05-12 11:42:47 AM
It's in your mom's vagina for safe keeping.
 
2013-05-12 11:44:05 AM
Dude, don't you remember? You smoked it with the pizza delivery guy you thought was the Pope
 
2013-05-12 11:45:24 AM
I surprised they don' treat it as they would someone's leftover booze when found.  "Hey, I just found this,  anyone want this?  No?  I'm pouring it out/flushing it then."
 
2013-05-12 11:45:38 AM

redoctober65: Dude, don't you remember? You smoked it with the pizza delivery guy you thought was the Pope


That wasn't a dude.
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2013-05-12 11:46:33 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: It's in your mom's vagina for safe keeping.


That's what I was gonna say.... boo
 
2013-05-12 11:47:30 AM

FunkOut:


Most legendary 'stache ever?
 
2013-05-12 11:48:13 AM
You got drunk and keistered it last night
 
2013-05-12 11:50:51 AM

myschief: FunkOut:

Most legendary 'stache ever?


His mustache exists in a quantum state and is impossibly vast containing interdimensional fractal caverns with pocket universes. All previous girlfriends mysteriously disappeared into it after daring to ride it.
 
2013-05-12 01:09:26 PM
Ummmmm.... what?

No, really, why?
 
2013-05-12 01:43:36 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: redoctober65: Dude, don't you remember? You smoked it with the pizza delivery guy you thought was the Pope

That wasn't a dude.
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Holy Smokes!
 
2013-05-12 01:52:43 PM

Riche: swaniefrmreddeer: redoctober65: Dude, don't you remember? You smoked it with the pizza delivery guy you thought was the Pope

That wasn't a dude.
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Holy Smokes!


God I hate that song.
 
2013-05-12 02:43:44 PM
I was on my way to class one morning and crossing a parking lot. I noticed a small green velvet bag and picked it up. I had to wait till after class to investigate closely but by feel, it was a small pipe and a baggie. Turned out to be a decent little green pipe and a few grams of weed. SCORE. It didn't even cross my mind to turn it into the lost and found. Yes, I smoked it. And yes, I had a debate with myself while I was stoned about the hazards of smoking unidentified weed but it turned out ok. Not my first found pot either.
/Love finding pot, it almost makes me believe there might be a god.
 
2013-05-12 02:56:53 PM
It's in my backpack.


/but you can't touch that
 
2013-05-12 03:00:07 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: It's in your mom's vagina for safe keeping.



It's in a box. A BOX TO KEEP YOUR WEED IN!
 
2013-05-12 03:04:38 PM

ruetheday69: I was on my way to class one morning and crossing a parking lot. I noticed a small green velvet bag and picked it up. I had to wait till after class to investigate closely but by feel, it was a small pipe and a baggie. Turned out to be a decent little green pipe and a few grams of weed. SCORE. It didn't even cross my mind to turn it into the lost and found. Yes, I smoked it. And yes, I had a debate with myself while I was stoned about the hazards of smoking unidentified weed but it turned out ok. Not my first found pot either.
/Love finding pot, it almost makes me believe there might be a god.


I prefer finding cash laying on the ground.  Once I determine it is not counterfeit, it is free of guilt.
 
2013-05-12 03:07:51 PM
So, why not show up EVERY day and say you lost a bag of weed? Identify the best looking bag as yours and PROFIT smoke up.
 
2013-05-12 03:10:11 PM

rev. dave: ruetheday69: I was on my way to class one morning and crossing a parking lot. I noticed a small green velvet bag and picked it up. I had to wait till after class to investigate closely but by feel, it was a small pipe and a baggie. Turned out to be a decent little green pipe and a few grams of weed. SCORE. It didn't even cross my mind to turn it into the lost and found. Yes, I smoked it. And yes, I had a debate with myself while I was stoned about the hazards of smoking unidentified weed but it turned out ok. Not my first found pot either.
/Love finding pot, it almost makes me believe there might be a god.

I prefer finding cash laying on the ground.  Once I determine it is not counterfeit, it is free of guilt.


It's all green, man.
 
2013-05-12 03:16:50 PM

jehovahs witness protection: So, why not show up EVERY day and say you lost a bag of weed? Identify the best looking bag as yours and PROFIT smoke up.


Please describe the plastic bag, sir.
 
2013-05-12 03:23:16 PM
When I used to do loss prevention I'd tell shoplifters that the police would search them when they arrived, and if they had anything that was not ours that they did not want the police to find, use the garbage can while I turned my back for a moment.
I got so much weed that way.
 
2013-05-12 03:28:53 PM

LordOfThePings: jehovahs witness protection: So, why not show up EVERY day and say you lost a bag of weed? Identify the best looking bag as yours and PROFIT smoke up.

Please describe the plastic bag, sir.


It's like square and um plasticy and it's got some sweet sticky nugs.
 
2013-05-12 03:29:39 PM

jehovahs witness protection: So, why not show up EVERY day and say you lost a bag of weed? Identify the best looking bag as yours and PROFIT smoke up.


Funny you should mention that, FTA:


"People can't just come to lost and found and say, 'I lost some pot,'" he said. "They will need to provide a lot more information before we reconnect them with that lost and found item."

Metro has roughly 200 bus routes, and riders trying to reclaim their missing weed will have to say specifically the route and time when they lost it. No one has tried to pick up pot from Metro's lost and found yet.

I wonder why no one has even tried?

/potheads can't remember their name but they need to know a route # out of roughly 200 possible?
//yeah that'll happen
 
2013-05-12 03:30:09 PM

MorteDiem: When I used to do loss prevention I'd tell shoplifters that the police would search them when they arrived, and if they had anything that was not ours that they did not want the police to find, use the garbage can while I turned my back for a moment.
I got so much weed that way.


Son of a...

/I like your style
 
2013-05-12 03:50:54 PM
Hempfest will be a little different this year.

Next year, Seattle Hempfest will be amazing.
 
2013-05-12 04:20:47 PM
Because the drivers will always turn found items in.

Btw, what's up with the tube of weed on the right? How much does that hold? Anyone?
 
2013-05-12 04:32:46 PM

AbbeySomeone: Btw, what's up with the tube of weed on the right? How much does that hold? Anyone?


It's a joint; with a filter tip. Hold's about a joint's worth of weed
 
2013-05-12 04:33:50 PM
*holds about a joints worth
 
2013-05-12 04:49:29 PM
a61sun:

/potheads can't remember their name but they need to know a route # out of roughly 200 possible?
//yeah that'll happen


7/10
 
2013-05-12 06:51:50 PM
"People can't just come to lost and found and say, 'I lost some pot,'" he said.

And definitely not, "I lost some pot in 19994."
 
2013-05-12 07:27:34 PM
The biggest month for bikes left on the front of Metro buses is in August - the same month hundreds of thousands of people pack Myrtle Edwards Park for Hempfest.

"Dude... I totally had a bike when I got here... WTF?"
 
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