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(STLToday)   The smoothest 14 year old boy gets the coolest 26 year old woman ever arrested   (stltoday.com) divider line 75
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2013-05-12 03:02:01 PM

abhorrent1: Savage Belief: The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.

If you had to hand cuff her. it wasn't a threesome. It was abduction and rape.


Says you, prude.
 
2013-05-12 03:04:00 PM

ladyfortuna: trappedspirit: began to feel tingly in regions that he didn't know why

He's 14, he knows exactly why. Nearly half my friends were sexually active at that age.


Probably the bottom half.
 
2013-05-12 03:09:48 PM

hardinparamedic: So what I've learned here is that female sexual predators get a pass, while males need to be hung from a tree. Nice to know that so many FARKers had the fantasy of being with a predator at the age of 14.

Because if it were a 14 year old girl, and a 26 year old man, we wouldn't be hearing about how she consented to him letting her take pictures of him and touch his dick.

And they say double standards don't exist. Huh.


You've been here since at least 2004 and you're just now coming to that conclusion?
 
2013-05-12 03:13:42 PM

Bane of Broone: You've been here since at least 2004 and you're just now coming to that conclusion?


You must be a blast at parties. :(
 
2013-05-12 03:16:16 PM
He needed pics.
He was obviously taught to look before he Leeps.
 
2013-05-12 03:17:09 PM

hardinparamedic: Bane of Broone: You've been here since at least 2004 and you're just now coming to that conclusion?

You must be a blast at parties. :(


Only when it falls on burrito night.
 
2013-05-12 03:19:35 PM

Krieghund: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

[thumbs.mugshots.com image 250x266]

I would have done either of them at 14.

Or at 34.

What I'm saying here is that I'm not a picky man.


hahahahaha

/seconded
 
2013-05-12 03:27:31 PM
Subby the article doesn't say the teen is a boy.
 
2013-05-12 03:41:12 PM
Is it that women who get into these situations can't find nothing but such nozzles, so they go for jailbait?

/and waiting for my city to get one of these dumbass woman stories
//there's enough dumb guys doing this kind of dumbness
///you'd get less time pulling tricks, people
 
2013-05-12 03:41:59 PM

Cortez the Killer: theorellior: Savage Belief: The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.

She was from Canada, right?

The Niagara Falls area, if I'm not mistaken.


Neither. But that was my lesson in "don't stick your dick in crazy".

/She fell in love.
//With my wife.
 
2013-05-12 03:47:37 PM

Lionel Mandrake: She should have to pay for his PTSD treatment too.  ewww...


[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

DO NOT WANT


Revenge. Not Justice.
Remember DAs are just slimy politicians with fancy law degrees. They want the support of the prissy old ladies.
 
2013-05-12 04:03:59 PM
A statutory sodomy charge against the woman was dropped.
 
2013-05-12 04:06:34 PM

hardinparamedic: So what I've learned here is that female sexual predators get a pass, while males need to be hung from a tree. Nice to know that so many FARKers had the fantasy of being with a predator at the age of 14.

Because if it were a 14 year old girl, and a 26 year old man, we wouldn't be hearing about how she consented to him letting her take pictures of him and touch his dick.

And they say double standards don't exist. Huh.


OH yes and you will be called a rape apologists for even pointing it out.  But these threads are filled with hypocritical double standards.
 
2013-05-12 04:16:48 PM

Warlordtrooper: OH yes and you will be called a rape apologists for even pointing it out.  But these threads are filled with hypocritical double standards.


Where did you get THAT strawman feminism from?

 It has nothing to do with "rape apologism", which is sickening in and of itself. The fact of the matter is that our culture has ignored that women commit acts of sexual predation and abuse, and as such a female sexual predator has a higher chance of getting away with their crimes. And it's the same culture. The same people who would blame a woman's way of dress for the reason she was raped would high five this kid and tell him "Nice" because he was just being a boy and getting a nut.
 
2013-05-12 05:15:03 PM

Bane of Broone: hardinparamedic: So what I've learned here is that female sexual predators get a pass, while males need to be hung from a tree. Nice to know that so many FARKers had the fantasy of being with a predator at the age of 14.

Because if it were a 14 year old girl, and a 26 year old man, we wouldn't be hearing about how she consented to him letting her take pictures of him and touch his dick.

And they say double standards don't exist. Huh.

You've been here since at least 2004 and you're just now coming to that conclusion?


For all the people talking about a double standard, the article linked to Brittany Buchanan says she got 7 years for sex with a 15 year old. I bet she would like a little of that 'double standard'.
 
2013-05-12 05:15:23 PM
Smooth as in barely has body hair. I see what you did there.
 
2013-05-12 05:25:56 PM

DreamSnipers: For all the people talking about a double standard, the article linked to Brittany Buchanan says she got 7 years for sex with a 15 year old. I bet she would like a little of that 'double standard'.


"Under the agreement, the prosecutor's office said, Buchanan would be placed on probation if she successfully completes a 120-day drug treatment program in prison."

The horror...
 
2013-05-12 06:46:35 PM
Because magically, even though a teenager is 17 and considered to be too dumb to make decisions for himself, once the clock strikes midnight and he becomes legally an adult at 18 years of age, he is now considered wise and capable of having sex with anyone without getting people into trouble.
 
2013-05-12 08:33:58 PM

NaziKamikaze: From the URL: woman-let-teen-take-naked-pictures-of-her-lincoln-county

That's what they call it now?


Also known as the bearded prez.
 
2013-05-12 09:34:39 PM
I got my thrills... with some broad from Pleasant Hill...
 
2013-05-12 10:03:56 PM
Maybe she cleans up nice.
 
2013-05-13 05:31:00 AM

The Onion is prophetic: [photo.mylife.com image 100x74]

There she is.  Now go fap.


Yikes.  Even from that few pixels I can tell...
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-13 09:34:28 AM

hardinparamedic: Warlordtrooper: OH yes and you will be called a rape apologists for even pointing it out.  But these threads are filled with hypocritical double standards.

Where did you get THAT strawman feminism from?

 It has nothing to do with "rape apologism", which is sickening in and of itself. The fact of the matter is that our culture has ignored that women commit acts of sexual predation and abuse, and as such a female sexual predator has a higher chance of getting away with their crimes. And it's the same culture. The same people who would blame a woman's way of dress for the reason she was raped would high five this kid and tell him "Nice" because he was just being a boy and getting a nut.


Meh, adolescence is a modern invention. Fourteen year olds have been soldiers, emperors and crusaders. I fully intend to give my kid my survival knife when I'm convinced she will use it responsibly. No later than fifteen or sixteen, I hope.
 
2013-05-13 12:59:00 PM
I wonder what the law would be had this been some kind of art/photographic project though he did touch her breast. It seems like going a little overboard here involving criminal charges clearly the kid is not a victim here. I was touching breasts among other things by age 12 and I was no victim in any shape or form.
 
2013-05-13 03:29:02 PM
He should have farker her
 
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