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2013-05-12 11:29:05 AM  
She should have to pay for his PTSD treatment too.  ewww...


bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

DO NOT WANT
 
2013-05-12 12:12:06 PM  
"Circuit Judge Jon Cunningham on Monday sentenced Buchanan to seven years in prison with the possibility of probation."

That has to be the heaviest sentence against a woman for statutory rape I've seen....and she didn't even have sex with him.  I mean, she's no looker but damn, she's not THAT ugly.
 
2013-05-12 12:30:20 PM  

slayer199: "Circuit Judge Jon Cunningham on Monday sentenced Buchanan to seven years in prison with the possibility of probation."

That has to be the heaviest sentence against a woman for statutory rape I've seen....and she didn't even have sex with him.  I mean, she's no looker but damn, she's not THAT ugly.


You do realize you're quoting a different article for an entirely different person... right?
 
2013-05-12 12:35:53 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: She should have to pay for his PTSD treatment too.  ewww...


[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

DO NOT WANT


That's not her; that's Brittany Blair Buchanan, from a linked article. I'm still trying to find a mugshot for Amber Leeper.
 
2013-05-12 12:37:53 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: I'm still trying to find a mugshot for Amber Leeper.


I'll reserve comment until you report back to us.
 
2013-05-12 12:44:33 PM  
Why does the Matriarchy rape children?
 
2013-05-12 12:46:34 PM  
Why is subby concerned with how smooth the boy is?

Sick, man, sick.
 
2013-05-12 12:46:39 PM  
In unrelated news, advanced spy satellite technology can pick up the phrase "You're not going to post these on the internet, are you?" triggering an immediate police response.

And no, wearing a tinfoil hat will only enhance the signal.
 
2013-05-12 12:47:20 PM  
I think this is the culprit:
thumbs.mugshots.com
 
2013-05-12 12:47:50 PM  

Bastard Toadflax: Why is subby concerned with how smooth the boy is?

Sick, man, sick.


Smooth as eggs.
 
2013-05-12 12:50:21 PM  
homepages.theonion.com
 
2013-05-12 12:50:37 PM  
Don't get it, she's not his teacher.
 
2013-05-12 12:55:15 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: Lionel Mandrake: She should have to pay for his PTSD treatment too.  ewww...


[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

DO NOT WANT

That's not her; that's Brittany Blair Buchanan, from a linked article. I'm still trying to find a mugshot for Amber Leeper.


My bad...my heart goes out to both kids.  Unless Leeper's hot.  Then it's time for an internet high-five.
 
2013-05-12 12:58:21 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: I'm still trying to find a mugshot for Amber Leeper.


What for?  What did she do?
 
2013-05-12 12:59:22 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: She should have to pay for his PTSD treatment too.  ewww...


[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

DO NOT WANT


You know how I know you don't read articles?
 
2013-05-12 01:05:26 PM  
Moscow Mills huh?

I bet this woman is going to be in the DO NOT WANT category.

*clicks link*

Yep.

/Lives 30 minutes from where this happened
 
2013-05-12 01:05:58 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-12 01:07:05 PM  
If he was really smooth, he would've explained that this was a science project around visual and tactile differences between women with breast cancer and those without, as a way of investigating the effectiveness of manual breast examinations, and that she was in the control group. She doesn't get arrested, and he gets to touch many more boobies.
 
2013-05-12 01:07:49 PM  
From the URL: woman-let-teen-take-naked-pictures-of-her-lincoln-county

That's what they call it now?
 
2013-05-12 01:08:13 PM  
OK, I'll say it That lucky little bastard, he touched her breast, every fourteen year old boy's wet dream, and he has pictures to prove it to his friends.
I know, he will now need extensive therapy.
 
2013-05-12 01:09:16 PM  
I got fooled by the other article, too. On mobile, the other stories load first, top and center, as if it's a quick view w/click to read more option.
 
2013-05-12 01:10:00 PM  

Theaetetus: If he was really smooth, he would've explained that this was a science project around visual and tactile differences between women with breast cancer and those without, as a way of investigating the effectiveness of manual breast examinations, and that she was in the control group. She doesn't get arrested, and he gets to touch many more boobies.


Don't forget to bring a clipboard, show's you're a real professional.
 
2013-05-12 01:11:05 PM  
What's this world coming to? I mean, if you can't trust a 14-year old boy not to spread naked pictures of you, who can you trust???
 
2013-05-12 01:12:21 PM  
10k cash bond? wth.
 
2013-05-12 01:13:59 PM  
The confusion in this thread was probably matched by that in the 14 yo's mind as he reluctantly took the naked pictures and began to feel tingly in regions that he didn't know why and waves of confusion and fear as he touch her breasts. Reading this thread has made me feel probably just like that young child.
 
2013-05-12 01:15:21 PM  

NaziKamikaze: From the URL: woman-let-teen-take-naked-pictures-of-her-lincoln-county

That's what they call it now?


Firing off into it from behind?
 
2013-05-12 01:16:04 PM  
Need more information (including photographs) before arriving at an opinion.
 
2013-05-12 01:19:32 PM  
A smooth 14 y/o boy? Is that a 4chan thing?
 
2013-05-12 01:23:40 PM  

doyner: I think this is the culprit:
[thumbs.mugshots.com image 250x266]


Possibly want. More evidence required.
 
2013-05-12 01:27:41 PM  

doyner: I think this is the culprit:
[thumbs.mugshots.com image 250x266]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-12 01:33:51 PM  
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

thumbs.mugshots.com

I would have done either of them at 14.

Or at 34.

What I'm saying here is that I'm not a picky man.
 
2013-05-12 01:54:43 PM  

trappedspirit: began to feel tingly in regions that he didn't know why


He's 14, he knows exactly why. Nearly half my friends were sexually active at that age.
 
2013-05-12 01:55:00 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: She should have to pay for his PTSD treatment too.  ewww...


[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

DO NOT WANT


Calling studman, calling studman ...
 
2013-05-12 02:00:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-12 02:14:11 PM  
The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.
 
2013-05-12 02:17:12 PM  

doyner: I think this is the culprit:
[thumbs.mugshots.com image 250x266]


Nope; that's Amber Nicole Leeper, age 34-35.  I can't find Amber Dawn Leeper, age 26, either on Facebook or mugshots.  Guess we may just have to use our imaginations.
 
2013-05-12 02:17:15 PM  

Savage Belief: The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.


If you had to hand cuff her. it wasn't a threesome. It was abduction and rape.
 
2013-05-12 02:27:06 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: doyner: I think this is the culprit:
[thumbs.mugshots.com image 250x266]

Nope; that's Amber Nicole Leeper, age 34-35.  I can't find Amber Dawn Leeper, age 26, either on Facebook or mugshots.  Guess we may just have to use our imaginations.


Jeepers Leepers!  How many Amanda Leeper perps are there?!?!?
 
2013-05-12 02:27:51 PM  
*Amber.

/whatever
 
2013-05-12 02:28:19 PM  
i.imgur.com

"Thank you, God!"
 
2013-05-12 02:37:08 PM  

abhorrent1: A smooth 14 y/o boy? Is that a 4chan thing?


It is a late through puberty thing. I can understand the attraction to a young, supple, hairless body. That is why I hang out around junior high schools and show my penis to lucky young ladies. You wouldn't believe the ass you can get for just a six pack of beer.

Sex with kids is farking awesome. I learned that here on fark. That little bit of knowledge completely changed my life. You guys should totally try it.
 
2013-05-12 02:37:32 PM  
Shouldn't that be April Dawn Leeper?

/or is that the joke?
 
2013-05-12 02:40:16 PM  

Savage Belief: The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.


She was from Canada, right?
 
2013-05-12 02:41:10 PM  
Cool as in not smoking hot, right subby? Thanks for your honesty
 
2013-05-12 02:43:14 PM  
Throw a dog in and have it do the humpty-dumpty with her and then he'll really have something to bring to show and tell.
 
2013-05-12 02:43:33 PM  

theorellior: Savage Belief: The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.

She was from Canada, right?


The Niagara Falls area, if I'm not mistaken.
 
2013-05-12 02:52:22 PM  

saturn badger: Shouldn't that be April Dawn Leeper?

/or is that the joke?


....yeah, apparently I'm retarded.  Or I just wanted her to be named Amber.

Back to google!
 
2013-05-12 02:55:44 PM  
photo.mylife.com

There she is.  Now go fap.
 
2013-05-12 02:56:12 PM  

umad: abhorrent1: A smooth 14 y/o boy? Is that a 4chan thing?

It is a late through puberty thing. I can understand the attraction to a young, supple, hairless body. That is why I hang out around junior high schools and show my penis to lucky young ladies. You wouldn't believe the ass you can get for just a six pack of beer.

Sex with kids is farking awesome. I learned that here on fark. That little bit of knowledge completely changed my life. You guys should totally try it.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-12 03:00:46 PM  
So what I've learned here is that female sexual predators get a pass, while males need to be hung from a tree. Nice to know that so many FARKers had the fantasy of being with a predator at the age of 14.

Because if it were a 14 year old girl, and a 26 year old man, we wouldn't be hearing about how she consented to him letting her take pictures of him and touch his dick.

And they say double standards don't exist. Huh.
 
2013-05-12 03:02:01 PM  

abhorrent1: Savage Belief: The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.

If you had to hand cuff her. it wasn't a threesome. It was abduction and rape.


Says you, prude.
 
2013-05-12 03:04:00 PM  

ladyfortuna: trappedspirit: began to feel tingly in regions that he didn't know why

He's 14, he knows exactly why. Nearly half my friends were sexually active at that age.


Probably the bottom half.
 
2013-05-12 03:09:48 PM  

hardinparamedic: So what I've learned here is that female sexual predators get a pass, while males need to be hung from a tree. Nice to know that so many FARKers had the fantasy of being with a predator at the age of 14.

Because if it were a 14 year old girl, and a 26 year old man, we wouldn't be hearing about how she consented to him letting her take pictures of him and touch his dick.

And they say double standards don't exist. Huh.


You've been here since at least 2004 and you're just now coming to that conclusion?
 
2013-05-12 03:13:42 PM  

Bane of Broone: You've been here since at least 2004 and you're just now coming to that conclusion?


You must be a blast at parties. :(
 
2013-05-12 03:16:16 PM  
He needed pics.
He was obviously taught to look before he Leeps.
 
2013-05-12 03:17:09 PM  

hardinparamedic: Bane of Broone: You've been here since at least 2004 and you're just now coming to that conclusion?

You must be a blast at parties. :(


Only when it falls on burrito night.
 
2013-05-12 03:19:35 PM  

Krieghund: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

[thumbs.mugshots.com image 250x266]

I would have done either of them at 14.

Or at 34.

What I'm saying here is that I'm not a picky man.


hahahahaha

/seconded
 
2013-05-12 03:27:31 PM  
Subby the article doesn't say the teen is a boy.
 
2013-05-12 03:41:12 PM  
Is it that women who get into these situations can't find nothing but such nozzles, so they go for jailbait?

/and waiting for my city to get one of these dumbass woman stories
//there's enough dumb guys doing this kind of dumbness
///you'd get less time pulling tricks, people
 
2013-05-12 03:41:59 PM  

Cortez the Killer: theorellior: Savage Belief: The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.

She was from Canada, right?

The Niagara Falls area, if I'm not mistaken.


Neither. But that was my lesson in "don't stick your dick in crazy".

/She fell in love.
//With my wife.
 
2013-05-12 03:47:37 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: She should have to pay for his PTSD treatment too.  ewww...


[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

DO NOT WANT


Revenge. Not Justice.
Remember DAs are just slimy politicians with fancy law degrees. They want the support of the prissy old ladies.
 
2013-05-12 04:03:59 PM  
A statutory sodomy charge against the woman was dropped.
 
2013-05-12 04:06:34 PM  

hardinparamedic: So what I've learned here is that female sexual predators get a pass, while males need to be hung from a tree. Nice to know that so many FARKers had the fantasy of being with a predator at the age of 14.

Because if it were a 14 year old girl, and a 26 year old man, we wouldn't be hearing about how she consented to him letting her take pictures of him and touch his dick.

And they say double standards don't exist. Huh.


OH yes and you will be called a rape apologists for even pointing it out.  But these threads are filled with hypocritical double standards.
 
2013-05-12 04:16:48 PM  

Warlordtrooper: OH yes and you will be called a rape apologists for even pointing it out.  But these threads are filled with hypocritical double standards.


Where did you get THAT strawman feminism from?

 It has nothing to do with "rape apologism", which is sickening in and of itself. The fact of the matter is that our culture has ignored that women commit acts of sexual predation and abuse, and as such a female sexual predator has a higher chance of getting away with their crimes. And it's the same culture. The same people who would blame a woman's way of dress for the reason she was raped would high five this kid and tell him "Nice" because he was just being a boy and getting a nut.
 
2013-05-12 05:15:03 PM  

Bane of Broone: hardinparamedic: So what I've learned here is that female sexual predators get a pass, while males need to be hung from a tree. Nice to know that so many FARKers had the fantasy of being with a predator at the age of 14.

Because if it were a 14 year old girl, and a 26 year old man, we wouldn't be hearing about how she consented to him letting her take pictures of him and touch his dick.

And they say double standards don't exist. Huh.

You've been here since at least 2004 and you're just now coming to that conclusion?


For all the people talking about a double standard, the article linked to Brittany Buchanan says she got 7 years for sex with a 15 year old. I bet she would like a little of that 'double standard'.
 
2013-05-12 05:15:23 PM  
Smooth as in barely has body hair. I see what you did there.
 
2013-05-12 05:25:56 PM  

DreamSnipers: For all the people talking about a double standard, the article linked to Brittany Buchanan says she got 7 years for sex with a 15 year old. I bet she would like a little of that 'double standard'.


"Under the agreement, the prosecutor's office said, Buchanan would be placed on probation if she successfully completes a 120-day drug treatment program in prison."

The horror...
 
2013-05-12 06:46:35 PM  
Because magically, even though a teenager is 17 and considered to be too dumb to make decisions for himself, once the clock strikes midnight and he becomes legally an adult at 18 years of age, he is now considered wise and capable of having sex with anyone without getting people into trouble.
 
2013-05-12 08:33:58 PM  

NaziKamikaze: From the URL: woman-let-teen-take-naked-pictures-of-her-lincoln-county

That's what they call it now?


Also known as the bearded prez.
 
2013-05-12 09:34:39 PM  
I got my thrills... with some broad from Pleasant Hill...
 
2013-05-12 10:03:56 PM  
Maybe she cleans up nice.
 
2013-05-13 05:31:00 AM  

The Onion is prophetic: [photo.mylife.com image 100x74]

There she is.  Now go fap.


Yikes.  Even from that few pixels I can tell...
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-13 09:34:28 AM  

hardinparamedic: Warlordtrooper: OH yes and you will be called a rape apologists for even pointing it out.  But these threads are filled with hypocritical double standards.

Where did you get THAT strawman feminism from?

 It has nothing to do with "rape apologism", which is sickening in and of itself. The fact of the matter is that our culture has ignored that women commit acts of sexual predation and abuse, and as such a female sexual predator has a higher chance of getting away with their crimes. And it's the same culture. The same people who would blame a woman's way of dress for the reason she was raped would high five this kid and tell him "Nice" because he was just being a boy and getting a nut.


Meh, adolescence is a modern invention. Fourteen year olds have been soldiers, emperors and crusaders. I fully intend to give my kid my survival knife when I'm convinced she will use it responsibly. No later than fifteen or sixteen, I hope.
 
2013-05-13 12:59:00 PM  
I wonder what the law would be had this been some kind of art/photographic project though he did touch her breast. It seems like going a little overboard here involving criminal charges clearly the kid is not a victim here. I was touching breasts among other things by age 12 and I was no victim in any shape or form.
 
2013-05-13 03:29:02 PM  
He should have farker her
 
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