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This story is so 2003.

i think drew is slipping

i didn't read the article the first time around. i laughed out so loud cow-orkers came to see what iwas so funny. the ones that didn't already know, have been clued in that im a sick farker.

Maybe poster just woke up from a coma.

I call bullsh**. It's always little kids that go to these things, and I don't care how many of them there were, it would have taken a long time for them to beat a grown man to death. Long enough for one of the adults who are usually around to put a stop to it. There's more to this story than meets the ojo.

Only the mexicans can pull that off. I guess hes a mexicant.

Hytes... read the article, or read it again. He wasn't beaten to death by the kids... he had a rope around his neck so he could hang from the ceiling.

Huh? What are you talking about? I can't hear you; you didn't boldenate my name. Hang up the peeling? What the hell is that sposed to mean?!!!

Stop. STOP! He's already dead.

I'm the first one to say it!? OMG!!!

/darwin

So... did they beat any more candy out of him?

serves him right for putting a rope around his neck.

I have trouble getting posted with an original story and this one gets the repeato award.

December 19, 2003

I love old news.

That's stupid even for a darwin award. I can kind of see people electrocuting themselves like dumbasses and so on, but deliberately standing on something that requires balance, while wearing a rope around your neck, and dodging blows? wtf....

Ah, Darwin lives. Apparently reincarnation is alive and well on Fark too. A double whammy.

Darwin tag needed

I love reading all the funny stories on the web, and then visiting FARK and reading them again two to four weeks later.

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"

FARK.... what happened to fresh poignant news?

In the immortal words of Mr. Garrison:

"Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?"

Good Start.
Viva Mexico.

Taladan

Personally, I think the government needs to get involved
before this whole "posing as a pinata" thing reaches
epidemic proportions....

Think of the children!!!

Only one set of jumper cables.
The beans keep falling through the grill.
Juan For The Money.
Hose A and Hose B.
Because it might be your bicycle.
So they have something to pick in the off-season.
Hide their Food Stamps under their work boots.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
/here all week, try the veal, tip your waitress...

I think this pushes the accedent/suicide boundry. Really.

Uhhhh...

MEXICO CITY -- A 24-year-old Mexican man is dead after reportedly playing a human piata for some children.

A newspaper, Reforma, said the man was standing on a beam with a rope loosely tied around his neck and ropes tied around his hands and feet.

He was letting his younger brother and sister swing at him with sticks but lost his balance while trying to avoid being hit. He strangled when the rope tightened around his neck.

Yeah... an accident... sure...

another one?

Yea, it was a groin shot.

Exactly HenryFnord.I Must have posted 30+ links over the past year,and the moderator can't recognize a Repetir?
Think I've got a new resolution.
Don't bother posting!

Same here flying doc! To hell with fark! My New Year resolution too. Just don't bother posting. Or is it that Total Farkers get first preference?

funny, my old alias was "human_pinata"

Dumbass. We should have a 'Darwin' tag.

So... did they beat any more candy out of him?



Probaly not but I'm sure they got his wallet tho.

I imagine after he died, the kids didnt want what came out of him if you know what I mean.... eeeeeeewwwwwww

It would be really funny if the kids kept hitting him with their sticks while he was swinging from the rope, trying to get loose.

Totally OT, but all these reports on the radio about bringing in the new year, and they say and live from sydney or whatever, sounds like a freaking warzone.

Officer Garcia of the Reno Sherif's Dept.

At least he was able to teach the kids a valuable lesson about ropes and slipknots.

Hanging myself is the only way I can achieve orgasm. I think that's what this guy was trying to do, but he needed little kids around to heighten his sexual pleasure.

DrBenway,

Sick minds are healthy minds...