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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham fights with LAX agent over the size of her fun bags   (tmz.com) divider line 65
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2013-05-12 03:31:00 AM
I'd appreciate the headline more if the subject wasn't such a detestable human being.
 
2013-05-12 03:48:01 AM
Huh.  I can be made to root for TSA.  I'll be damned.
 
2013-05-12 06:31:09 AM
Can we NOT make her a thing, please? Can we all just please ignore her before she gets anymore popular?
 
2013-05-12 06:32:06 AM
So she's the "Teen Mom"? You think we need to read more about the "Teen Mom", Subby?

You get no points, and may God have mercy upon your soul.
 
2013-05-12 06:33:37 AM

Relatively Obscure: Huh.  I can be made to root for TSA.  I'll be damned.


it was an american airlines person telling her her bag was too big to go into carry on, so your record is untarnished.
 
2013-05-12 06:34:22 AM
biatch sounds like a trashy moron that has never flown before. There's no point in arguing with airport staff about baggage, because even if they're wrong, you'll lose.
 
2013-05-12 06:43:22 AM

studman 69: Can we NOT make her a thing, please?


Every time I say the same about some reality tv farkwit, they inevitably become a thing.

So I guess I should start hoping she wins an Oscar and a Nobel peace prize.
 
2013-05-12 06:46:05 AM
Well, at least she likes it in the pooper.
 
2013-05-12 07:25:41 AM
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
 
2013-05-12 07:25:53 AM
I hope she had to sit in coach, too. Twat.
 
2013-05-12 07:39:02 AM

swankywanky: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...


It's a vapid coont?

/Does the TSA imply ownership in the event of a vapid coont? Ex: Your vapid coont, not a vapid coont.
 
2013-05-12 08:04:02 AM
Someone asked what the diff was between an escort and a prostitute here... I think the real question is what actually is the difference between a prostitute and Farrah Abraham? Or has Kim Kardashian already answered it?
 
2013-05-12 08:24:07 AM
MTV has gone from music videos, to reality tv shows, to a pornstar factory. When you think about it, it is logical evolution.
 
2013-05-12 08:29:25 AM
FTA: That's when Farrah says she told the lady she was acting like "trash"

How much control must the American Airlines employee have not to reply back.  This alone should put the agent at the top of list for employee of the year.
 
2013-05-12 08:33:14 AM
I wonder at what age she'll realize that the world will only remember her as the "white trash whore that likes anal"? It would be interesting to see her reaction when her brain finally puts it all together.
 
2013-05-12 08:45:20 AM

WTF Indeed: I wonder at what age she'll realize that the world will only remember her as the "white trash whore that likes anal"? It would be interesting to see her reaction when her brain finally puts it all together.


This idiot still believes people buy it when she says a professional looking porn video was just a "leaked sex tape." If you're waiting for this stump dumb bint to become self-aware, I suggest you bring a lunch.
 
2013-05-12 08:46:19 AM

rzrwiresunrise: Someone asked what the diff was between an escort and a prostitute here... I think the real question is what actually is the difference between a prostitute and Farrah Abraham? Or has Kim Kardashian already answered it?


With a prostitue - he pays her, but she paid him.

/Why am I wasting time on this crap?
 
2013-05-12 08:47:06 AM
Still think the funniest line from her movie 'why can't I get my fist in there, I had two kids' - might not be exact but I'm not watching it again to get it word for word.
 
2013-05-12 09:02:53 AM
Can we please drop this uninteresting coont from the " mandatory daily __________ greenlight" list, please?
 
2013-05-12 09:14:24 AM
Geez, you give an AW another 15 minutes, a big pay day for a professionally made sex tape, and unlimited use of exotic cars and she develops a diva attitude.  Who would've figured?
 
2013-05-12 09:16:18 AM

stoli n coke: WTF Indeed: I wonder at what age she'll realize that the world will only remember her as the "white trash whore that likes anal"? It would be interesting to see her reaction when her brain finally puts it all together.

This idiot still believes people buy it when she says a professional looking porn video was just a "leaked sex tape." If you're waiting for this stump dumb bint to become self-aware, I suggest you bring a lunch.


I'm kinda wondering, when your career opens with "getting pregnant when you really shouldn't have", and is followed up by "performed in an "amateur" porn movie (the details of the contract having been negotiated by your father)", where exactly is there left to go?

/Don't hate the player
 
2013-05-12 09:24:57 AM

born_yesterday: stoli n coke: WTF Indeed: I wonder at what age she'll realize that the world will only remember her as the "white trash whore that likes anal"? It would be interesting to see her reaction when her brain finally puts it all together.

This idiot still believes people buy it when she says a professional looking porn video was just a "leaked sex tape." If you're waiting for this stump dumb bint to become self-aware, I suggest you bring a lunch.

I'm kinda wondering, when your career opens with "getting pregnant when you really shouldn't have", and is followed up by "performed in an "amateur" porn movie (the details of the contract having been negotiated by your father)", where exactly is there left to go?

/Don't hate the player


I have the feeling the phrase "Now appearing on the main stage" has a place in her future.  Not saying that's the end game, but it sure is going to be a pit stop on her road of life.
 
2013-05-12 09:32:13 AM
For the first time in my Fark career:

Who?

/Seriously, who the fark is this? Why is she getting a headline a day?
 
2013-05-12 09:42:02 AM
not to repeat myself but:

14:53.56

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Where's that lesbo tape?
 
2013-05-12 09:43:18 AM
This is Courtney Stodden all over again.
 
2013-05-12 09:47:18 AM

cookiefleck: This is Courtney Stodden all over again.


You havent seen the tape. She's not bad looking, squirts, loves anal, does A2M. all in all vapid coont she may be, but she also looks like an excellent piece of ass.
 
2013-05-12 09:54:21 AM

cookiefleck: This is Courtney Stodden all over again.


I must have missed the release of her sex tape.
 
2013-05-12 10:01:19 AM

PsyLord: cookiefleck: This is Courtney Stodden all over again.

I must have missed the release of her sex tape.


there hasn't been one because she's still under 18......

/still....for the past 10 years....
 
2013-05-12 10:13:01 AM

PsyLord: cookiefleck: This is Courtney Stodden all over again.

I must have missed the release of her sex tape.


I hate to say this...but this twat makes Courtney Stodden look like a brain surgeon. For her to think that anyone would believe that this was a leaked sex tape with a "boyfriend" instead of a staged porno with a pornstar tells me that she is dumb as a bag if hair. Courtney, with all of her weirdness, at least is honest in her sluttiness.
 
2013-05-12 10:14:34 AM

swankywanky: PsyLord: cookiefleck: This is Courtney Stodden all over again.

I must have missed the release of her sex tape.

there hasn't been one because she's still under 18......

/still....for the past 10 years....


Nope, she's 18.  Remember Playboy turned her down?

/hate myself for knowing this
 
2013-05-12 10:16:00 AM
If they were afraid it wouldn't fit they obviously haven't seen the tape.
 
2013-05-12 10:36:13 AM
Huh?....

Where are the titties? This article and thread failed to deliver.

Off to XXNX.
 
2013-05-12 10:41:57 AM
I guess this whore is going to have a link every day.
 
2013-05-12 10:49:39 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: swankywanky: PsyLord: cookiefleck: This is Courtney Stodden all over again.

I must have missed the release of her sex tape.

there hasn't been one because she's still under 18......

/still....for the past 10 years....

Nope, she's 18.  Remember Playboy turned her down?

/hate myself for knowing this


that was the joke.  she' "been 18" for just shy of a decade now.  but, like <a target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="<a href=" http:="" www.fark.com="" users="" wild%20eyed%20and%20wicked"="">Wild Eyed and Wicked said, at least she's upfront and self aware of her bimbo-esque life.  This Farrah chick really did fall off the turnip truck and once that body goes, she's f'd in a huge way.  Sad to say.
 
2013-05-12 10:50:38 AM
wow, don't try to copy and paste another Farkers handle in your link apparently - code goes all wacky
 
2013-05-12 10:56:52 AM
Have to say she takes it up her ass like a champ... So there's that
 
2013-05-12 11:10:00 AM

Waxing_Chewbacca: Have to say she takes it up her ass like a champ... So there's that


I hope it says that on at least one of the Mother's Day cards she gets today.
 
2013-05-12 11:24:26 AM
Brunette airhead reality TV "star" with large breasts sells staged sex tape and proceeds to become a multimillionaire through endorsement deals and persistent media attention.
 
2013-05-12 11:28:39 AM

WTF Indeed: MTV has gone from music videos, to reality tv shows, to a pornstar factory. When you think about it, it is logical evolution.


I'm okay with that as long as they will admit that it's the logical progression and prepare the "talent" for the career path.  You know, give them good financial advice, a fair contract, STD testing....
 
2013-05-12 11:56:49 AM
It should say pornstar Farrah Abrahams.
 
2013-05-12 12:08:11 PM

Your mom and me: It should say pornstar Farrah Abrahams.

Abraham


Only one.
We definitely don't need two of her
 
2013-05-12 12:08:44 PM
Farrah says she explained the situation to cops, but they weren't having it and told her to be more respectful.

Since when is it against the law to be disrespectful?
 
2013-05-12 12:21:51 PM
If only there were some other mode of transportation she could take. A Bus, if you will...
 
2013-05-12 12:41:52 PM

Apos: I'd appreciate the headline more if the subject wasn't such a detestable human being.


So how is she detastable?  She turned what are liabilities for most people and turn them into assets.

Do you think MTV's teen mom series is about documenting teen pregnancy?
 
2013-05-12 12:44:42 PM

Trocadero: If only there were some other mode of transportation she could take. A Bus, if you will...


I don't think she's done a train...
 
2013-05-12 12:50:27 PM
Could we stop greenlighting this shiat every day? Thanks
 
2013-05-12 12:51:07 PM
As far as I'm concerned, the TSA exists just to put the beat down on "people" like this.

/use the tazer, the tazer!!
 
2013-05-12 12:57:13 PM

Jaws_Victim: it was an american airlines person telling her her bag was too big to go into carry on, so your record is untarnished.


Oh, whew.
 
2013-05-12 02:20:59 PM
I guess the sex video worked. She's now getting more press, like a Kardashian.
 
2013-05-12 02:36:16 PM
I would have said that her trunk was overstuffed.
 
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