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(Yahoo)   Siblings busted in giant Frito-Lay heist (and for licking their fingers and going back into the bag)   (gma.yahoo.com) divider line 18
    More: Florida, Frito-Lay, florida, brothers, Darren Hagerman  
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2013-05-11 11:56:13 PM
and for licking their fingers and going back into the bag

Go on...
 
2013-05-12 12:16:01 AM
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2013-05-12 12:42:13 AM
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"Frito-Lay employees at the distribution center told WFTV that they've been chasing Hagerman away from the plant for years. "

Remember, allegedly there is a god and these two people were made in his image.
 
2013-05-12 03:02:11 AM
Their take was actually chips and such? WTH people, I thought they were going for actual cash or something.
 
2013-05-12 03:10:48 AM
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Is that sort of thing frowned upon?
 
2013-05-12 03:12:07 AM

C18H27NO3: Their take was actually chips and such? WTH people, I thought they were going for actual cash or something.


Chips are easier to launder.
 
2013-05-12 03:17:46 AM

MurphyMurphy: [l.yimg.com image 512x288]

"Frito-Lay employees at the distribution center told WFTV that they've been chasing Hagerman away from the plant for years. "

Remember, allegedly there is a god and these two people were made in his image.


That dude's head looks like it was made from a cinderblock covered with pork skin.
 
2013-05-12 03:32:36 AM
You've been chasing him off for years. Have you considered, you know, changing the lock, considering he has a key to the current one.
 
2013-05-12 03:40:12 AM
They should have offered to let them both eat a chip right off the line.
 
2013-05-12 04:04:29 AM
BAH GAWD KING! They STOLE CORN! STOLE CORN! STOLE CORN!

/sorry
 
2013-05-12 04:29:33 AM
Hey, Lucky. Want a corn chip?

No, sir. This ol' boy won't eat a corn chip out of a bag no more. See, I used to make 'em-- had a hair net and everything. You ain't tasted nothing till you've tasted a corn chip right off the line.

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2013-05-12 06:28:05 AM
The toddler in the vehicle was given to a relative, the sheriff's office said.

Good luck with all that, kid.
 
2013-05-12 06:32:17 AM
Those things are thrown away for a reason. And those idiots are dumpster diving and reselling them. Huge liability for the company,
 
2013-05-12 08:35:13 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Hey, Lucky. Want a corn chip?

No, sir. This ol' boy won't eat a corn chip out of a bag no more. See, I used to make 'em-- had a hair net and everything. You ain't tasted nothing till you've tasted a corn chip right off the line.

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//This is why i came to this thread
 
2013-05-12 08:49:15 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Hey, Lucky. Want a corn chip?

No, sir. This ol' boy won't eat a corn chip out of a bag no more. See, I used to make 'em-- had a hair net and everything. You ain't tasted nothing till you've tasted a corn chip right off the line.

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Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-05-12 10:44:03 AM
Guess they won't be able to cash their chips in
 
2013-05-12 11:27:19 AM

Pick: Those things are thrown away for a reason. And those idiots are dumpster diving and reselling them. Huge liability for the company,


Things are usually thrown away because the suggested sell by date has passed, which is usually abnormally short so the store then has to order new, fresh product. Most items are good for MONTHS past the exp. date (except for maybe dairy and meat products). Hell, it was early April and I was still using the same package of bread that "expired" in late January...kept it in my fridge the whole time and there was nothing wrong with it. Sometimes, things are thrown away because of a recall though, and that isn't good.

/Works in a grocery store. Some stuff gets donated, but a lot gets crushed past the sell-by date.
 
2013-05-12 12:07:23 PM
Looking at those two, why do I think lifting some chips not the only crime there committing together?
 
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