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(Daily Mail)   Kidnap victim Amanda Berry calls her grandfather, finds out he still has the 1986 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS he promised to give her when she got her driver's license   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 99
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2013-05-11 11:49:32 PM  
Cool. I hope nothing but absurdly nice things happen to her and her family for the rest of their lives. They deserve random acts of kindness everyday forever.
 
2013-05-12 12:14:29 AM  
quick and dirty
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
/ ok, even slow and clean, I'm still not talented enough to make it look any good.
 
2013-05-12 12:20:10 AM  
I'm pretty sure it's expired now.
 
2013-05-12 12:24:05 AM  

Notabunny: Cool. I hope nothing but absurdly nice things happen to her and her family for the rest of their lives. They deserve random acts of kindness everyday forever.


I concur
 
2013-05-12 12:24:29 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Now I'm not saying he should have kidnapped her... but I understand.
(Chris Rock reference)
 
2013-05-12 12:24:59 AM  
I really hope this helps her get over the missing ten years.  It has to help that she can pick up on something she was getting ready to do before being tortu-raped for a decade.
 
2013-05-12 02:18:29 AM  
That woman has to have some herculean mental and psychological fortitude to survive that ordeal and not be completely catatonic or damaged beyond repair.
 
2013-05-12 02:22:30 AM  
It really would be cool if this story is true, but it IS the Daily Fail.
 
2013-05-12 02:44:05 AM  
That is a farking amazing piece of machinery.  A little weird that that was the first thing she asked about, but who the fark are any of us to say what would be normal, I guess?

Notabunny: Cool. I hope nothing but absurdly nice things happen to her and her family for the rest of their lives. They deserve random acts of kindness everyday forever.


farking agree.
 
2013-05-12 03:04:46 AM  

ekdikeo4: That is a farking amazing piece of machinery.  A little weird that that was the first thing she asked about, but who the fark are any of us to say what would be normal, I guess?


My first guess is that, for whatever reason, the thought of that promised car is that thing she held on to in her head to focus on.  A car is a symbol of freedom and escape after all.
 
2013-05-12 03:09:25 AM  
Nice...but if it was a Grand National it would be way cooler...

\of course the 87 GNX is probably the ultimate 80's muscle car...
 
2013-05-12 03:12:40 AM  
I really hope these ladies get some enjoyment out of their lives after the hell they've been through. They lost so much. It makes me really sad and mad.

And I hope that asshole dies awfully soon and violently, he's lived too long already.
 
2013-05-12 04:00:38 AM  
Glad he didn't give it to one of the neighborhood Hmong boys.
 
2013-05-12 04:08:00 AM  
That deserves a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

carnewscafe.com
- very impressed, as his was just an 87

\Hot as the car plus a hockey stick spoiler
 
2013-05-12 04:11:40 AM  
Damn, it got dusty in here all of a sudden.
 
2013-05-12 04:13:05 AM  

remus: ekdikeo4: That is a farking amazing piece of machinery.  A little weird that that was the first thing she asked about, but who the fark are any of us to say what would be normal, I guess?

My first guess is that, for whatever reason, the thought of that promised car is that thing she held on to in her head to focus on.  A car is a symbol of freedom and escape after all.


Makes as much sense as anything. And yeah, I can't imagine what the "normal" thing to say would be in these circumstances, it's got to be such a mindfark having to essentially resume the life that got cut off ten years ago. If she's still trying to get her bearings and find out what's the same and what's different, hell, why not ask about the car?
 
2013-05-12 04:24:34 AM  
86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new
 
2013-05-12 04:34:26 AM  

Bucky Katt: It really would be cool if this story is true, but it IS the Daily Fail.


Well, then, let this be the exception that proves the rule. Her family is from Elizabethton, TN, right down the road from where I live, and this stuff has been all over the local news.
 
2013-05-12 04:40:31 AM  

Oldiron_79: 86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new


You need to shut your whore mouth.

/best friend in high school had one; the sweetest, white-trashiest ride a few hundred bucks could buy you...
 
2013-05-12 04:45:28 AM  

Oldiron_79: 86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new


you're just flat out stupid. "Gosh yes, let's take this factory new perfectly usable motor vehicle to the salvage yard". don't burn your lips blowing the muffler of your Kia, wanker.
 
2013-05-12 04:55:00 AM  

remus: ekdikeo4: That is a farking amazing piece of machinery.  A little weird that that was the first thing she asked about, but who the fark are any of us to say what would be normal, I guess?

My first guess is that, for whatever reason, the thought of that promised car is that thing she held on to in her head to focus on.  A car is a symbol of freedom and escape after all.


Bingo
 
2013-05-12 05:01:05 AM  
I had a very similar ride back in my  high school days.  Nothing worked right, and I loved the damned thing.
 
2013-05-12 05:24:42 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Glad he didn't give it to one of the neighborhood Hmong boys.


Or put stupid flames on the side, or one of those gay-ass spoilers...

/great movie
 
2013-05-12 05:25:48 AM  

KrispyKritter: Oldiron_79: 86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new

you're just flat out stupid. "Gosh yes, let's take this factory new perfectly usable motor vehicle to the salvage yard". don't burn your lips blowing the muffler of your Kia, wanker.


Nah definitely not a Kia owner, you may have had a biatchin montecarlo in your day, but I had a biatchin roadrunner in mine.
 
2013-05-12 05:28:46 AM  
I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.
 
2013-05-12 05:45:34 AM  

Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.


also on the news she doesn't want to see her family at this time, I think I heard she was abused back then too from her own family
 
2013-05-12 05:55:44 AM  
And none of this would have been possible if it weren't for MacDonald's.
 
2013-05-12 07:09:35 AM  
I'd like to see someone like Counts Kustoms get involved in fixing it up for her.
 
2013-05-12 07:17:10 AM  
I bet somebody gets that ride pimped for free
 
2013-05-12 07:22:19 AM  

fiveknuckleshuffle: I'd like to see someone like Counts Kustoms get involved in fixing it up for her.




This is the best idea I've heard in a long time! Any Las Vegas Farkers got contacts?
 
2013-05-12 07:25:21 AM  
Why isn't the link working for me?
 
2013-05-12 07:34:01 AM  

miss diminutive: That woman has to have some herculean mental and psychological fortitude to survive that ordeal and not be completely catatonic or damaged beyond repair.


Normal on the outside, Disney's Haunted Mansion on the inside.
 
2013-05-12 07:46:23 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: miss diminutive: That woman has to have some herculean mental and psychological fortitude to survive that ordeal and not be completely catatonic or damaged beyond repair.

Normal on the outside, Disney's Haunted Mansion on the inside.




Yeah, shes super farked bro. Just think about how damaged that one ex was for so much less....
 
2013-05-12 07:46:54 AM  
I wouldn't drive a black Chevy ANYTHING in Cleveland as of late.

Because you know...Cleveland cops tend to do things like THIS:
media2.newsnet5.com


Then again, she is WHITE.  So it probably won't happen to her.
 
2013-05-12 07:48:54 AM  

ekdikeo4: That is a farking amazing piece of machinery.  A little weird that that was the first thing she asked about, but who the fark are any of us to say what would be normal, I guess?



True that. I went to a little dirt race track with my father a couple of weekends ago, and about the only cars competing with the old Camaros and Firebirds were Monte Carlos.
 
2013-05-12 08:06:08 AM  
My first boyfriend had a Monte Carlo. Damn, I loved that car.
 
2013-05-12 08:10:25 AM  

BeerBear: Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.

also on the news she doesn't want to see her family at this time, I think I heard she was abused back then too from her own family


Didn't her mother "forgive" the schmuck for his action?  If so, she has some major karmic retribution coming her way.
 
2013-05-12 08:11:47 AM  

fiveknuckleshuffle: I'd like to see someone like Counts Kustoms get involved in fixing it up for her.


I was thinking the exact same thing.
 
2013-05-12 08:12:54 AM  
Sorry, that was Gina's "mother".
 
2013-05-12 08:22:06 AM  
Best part?  Her favorite Quite Riot tape was still in the cassette deck!
 
2013-05-12 08:25:25 AM  

BeerBear: Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.

also on the news she doesn't want to see her family at this time, I think I heard she was abused back then too from her own family


Who also were the only group who stopped looking for their missing child - and the abuser let the victims watch coverage of the searches. That has to be a mindfark of biblical proportions.

And yes, someone should give Danny Koker a call. Considering how big a softie he plays himself as, and considering the free publicity for Kount's that stuff like this gives, I think he'd take it in a heartbeat.
 
2013-05-12 08:33:20 AM  
Great story, hope it all turns out, some restorers help out but....

...what kinda Grandpa "jokes" that he'd gotten rid of the car? I mean, that was just a huge speed bump to the tale. The grand-daughter you say you've been praying for a decade phones up out of the blue and the FIRST thing you think to do to her is go Jerky Boy on her? Like she has not had enough psychological torment. I just cannot process that, even with factoring in trying deflect some deep emotions with wisecracking. Seriously farked up.
 
2013-05-12 08:43:18 AM  
NASCAR Edition Monte Carlo SS even.

NNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!

/drool
 
2013-05-12 09:11:00 AM  
1986 Monte?

EEeeeeeeeh..
 
2013-05-12 09:17:24 AM  
a 1986 chevy is NOT a classic
 
2013-05-12 09:33:28 AM  

Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.


What I really want to see is the story where she and her 13 year old son are reunited. Preferably today. I don't understand why this hasn't come up in the news yet.
 
2013-05-12 09:34:49 AM  

CheatCommando: BeerBear: Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.

also on the news she doesn't want to see her family at this time, I think I heard she was abused back then too from her own family

Who also were the only group who stopped looking for their missing child - and the abuser let the victims watch coverage of the searches. That has to be a mindfark of biblical proportions.

And yes, someone should give Danny Koker a call. Considering how big a softie he plays himself as, and considering the free publicity for Kount's that stuff like this gives, I think he'd take it in a heartbeat.


Except he should just do it without making an episode on the show about it. The media is already sensationalizing the whole story about Amanda and the other girls bad enough. No need to make a big deal about more of it on TV. Those girls may not necessarily like having a new story about them pop up in the media every 5 minutes.
 
2013-05-12 09:37:21 AM  

brewswane: a 1986 chevy is NOT a classic


According to the State of Ohio it is,
 
2013-05-12 09:41:36 AM  
Sweet ride! Now she can go cruising in that Monte Carlo with her boyfriend Todd. You know Todd. That one guy with the wispy mustache, cold sore on his lip, pre-mulleted hair and a pack of smokes never more than arm's length away. They could crank open the T-tops (wow I miss T-Tops!) and jam out to some Ted Nugent on the tape deck. Later that night they would go to the local pool hall where Todd would run into his best bud Kurt. Kurt had an endless parade of girlfriends, the most recent one being Linda who was always in favor of tube tops. They would all eventually end up at Linda's place with a 12-pack of Busch (and maybe a few bottles of Bartles & Jaymes for the ladies) enjoying the pleasant spring evening and wondering what the big wide world had in store for them.

/1986 flashback
//born in '71 so this is just my imagination
 
2013-05-12 09:41:49 AM  
1986 Monte Carlo SS?

That's a sweet ass-car :)

/Seriously, that's awesome for her
 
2013-05-12 09:41:59 AM  

Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.


Soon she'll be on Fark with all the other broken Farkettes.
 
2013-05-12 09:44:41 AM  

mesmer242: Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.

What I really want to see is the story where she and her 13 year old son are reunited. Preferably today. I don't understand why this hasn't come up in the news yet.



Probably isn't good looking enough.  Notice how AB was all over the place with that white t shirt
 
2013-05-12 09:46:08 AM  
"I am not attached to this car."
 
2013-05-12 09:54:04 AM  

Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.


I feel for the little girl born to a rapist and his victim in captivity. Lots of people have farked up stories about their parents, but this kid would take home the prize.
 
2013-05-12 09:58:01 AM  

Oldiron_79: 86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new


Exactly, why would anyone want that piece of shiat.
 
2013-05-12 10:04:00 AM  

dl1137: That deserves a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!


- very impressed, as his was just an 87

\Hot as the car plus a hockey stick spoiler


Came for this.
 
2013-05-12 10:10:35 AM  

Notabunny: Cool. I hope nothing but absurdly nice things happen to her and her family for the rest of their lives. They deserve random acts of kindness everyday forever.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^
This
 
2013-05-12 10:15:38 AM  

Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.


And nothing much gets mentioned about her in the news. I feel really bad for her.
 
2013-05-12 10:23:28 AM  

WTFDYW: Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.

And nothing much gets mentioned about her in the news. I feel really bad for her.


If the Daily Fail is right (big if) and she's staying with the DeJesus family, she's in good hands.
 
2013-05-12 10:24:26 AM  

dl1137: That deserves a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

[carnewscafe.com image 608x336]
- very impressed, as his was just an 87

\Hot as the car plus a hockey stick spoiler


"C'mon, gas it, Easy Lover!"
 
2013-05-12 10:26:34 AM  

WTFDYW: Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.

And nothing much gets mentioned about her in the news. I feel really bad for her.


Why? Because having your name plastered all over the news so idiots who have no concept of the hell you've been through can talk about it is the first step to healing?
 
2013-05-12 10:28:16 AM  
FTFA: Grampa: 'The first thing she asked me was, ''Grandpa, do you still have my car?'' I joked and said, ''No, I've given it away.'' But then I heard silence and I told her I was kidding and she burst into tears of happiness.

That's awesome. The "I've given it away" thing.

Dude must post on Fark or something.
 
2013-05-12 10:33:30 AM  
86 Monte Carlo?!?!
Didn't she have enough torture already?
That's just cruel to do that to her.
She must be a glutton for punishment.
 
2013-05-12 10:36:46 AM  
The Knight girl has been quiet-- not wanting to see her family, in the hospital-  It is none of my business, but I am very curious as to how the details of her pan out.  She is staying with the DeJesus family now.  I surely hope they all get the help they need to not only undo the mindfarking they all got while in captivity, but to catch up on life skills they probably wouldnt have gotten anyways had they not been held captive-- now they will all be millionaires- I surely hope that comes with free education, consulting, etc--  Not trying to be a dick here, but I am sure their families are all going to be coming out of the woodwork trying to get a piece of the financial action.  Its not like being locked in a basement for ten years (especially during the years you learn many basic life skills) allows you to learn to be financially responsible. I am being a bit prsumptious here, but I am willing to bet none of their families are well-off to the point they would be respectable of their new wealth.  Just being real.
 
2013-05-12 10:37:36 AM  
Just read up about Michelle Knight - she got the worst of the deal in life all way round. Goddamn.
 
2013-05-12 10:53:45 AM  
so is this where Chevrolet is supposed to contact the family to thank them for the product placement and let them know a new Camaro is on the way. (with a truck full of micky d's). I refuse to believe the thought of a clapped out 86 monte enabled this woman to endure the living hell she went through.
 
2013-05-12 10:59:54 AM  
I also really feel bad about Michelle Knight. She was being abused and was raped. She had a son who was taken from her because her mother's boyfriend was abusive. She got kidnapped, abused and raped by this creep. He kidnapped two others who were searched for by their families. Not only was it sick to make the other two watch the reports of their kidnappings and searches, including reports on America's Most Wanted, but you don't have to project too far to think that the sicko used the fact that HER family didn't search for her against her. She was forced to act as midwife when Amanda gave birth under threats of death if Amanda or the baby dies, all the while dealing with FIVE forced miscarriages.

Then, after getting free, the other two have families and homes all decorated with balloons and flowers to go to where all she has to look forward to (as far as she knows) is either the abusive home she had before or nothing. I hope to God (or whatever TPTB are) that this woman finds some measure of peace and happiness.
 
2013-05-12 11:06:26 AM  

bigbobowski: so is this where Chevrolet is supposed to contact the family to thank them for the product placement and let them know a new Camaro is on the way. (with a truck full of micky d's). I refuse to believe the thought of a clapped out 86 monte enabled this woman to endure the living hell she went through.


Then you don't know anything. According to Jaycee Dugard, the one thing that kept her going was seeing the moon and knowing that her mother could also see it. POW's have commented that it was often one single "little" thing like fishing with a brother or a cone from the local ice cream stand that kept them going. Amanda used to go to car shows with her grandpa and he promised her this car when she could drive. That was a tangible future coupled with a memory of love for her. Of course she would cling to it.
 
2013-05-12 11:26:16 AM  

poe_zlaw: The Knight girl has been quiet-- not wanting to see her family, in the hospital-  It is none of my business, but I am very curious as to how the details of her pan out.  She is staying with the DeJesus family now.  I surely hope they all get the help they need to not only undo the mindfarking they all got while in captivity, but to catch up on life skills they probably wouldnt have gotten anyways had they not been held captive-- now they will all be millionaires- I surely hope that comes with free education, consulting, etc--  Not trying to be a dick here, but I am sure their families are all going to be coming out of the woodwork trying to get a piece of the financial action.  Its not like being locked in a basement for ten years (especially during the years you learn many basic life skills) allows you to learn to be financially responsible. I am being a bit prsumptious here, but I am willing to bet none of their families are well-off to the point they would be respectable of their new wealth.  Just being real.


she is NOT staying at the DeJesus family, they already stated she wasn't. At this time she's at a undisclosed place and wants some privacy
 
2013-05-12 11:32:48 AM  
What happened to her is terrible and all, but I wish the media would shut the fark up about it.
 
2013-05-12 11:36:44 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: Then again, she is WHITE.  So it probably won't happen to her.




Not so fast there. She could be made into a BLACK MAN by court order.
 
2013-05-12 11:39:54 AM  
86, no. That was a dark period of motoring.
96, sure. That was a decent car. The MBAs that screwed up cars in the 80's finally learned or gave up on cars.
 
2013-05-12 11:54:32 AM  
Am I the only one that thought "Areocoupe" when they said NASCAR edition, instead of a sticker package.

/would still like an 86 SS
// but I like my full size 76 Monte Carlo better
 
2013-05-12 12:03:48 PM  

brewswane: a 1986 chevy is NOT a classic


Says someone who knows nothing about cars. Sure, most 1986 Chevies are not classics. But an 86 Monte Carlo SS NASCAR edition certainly is. Now, it isn't really MY kind of car, but I certainly can appreciate that that is in fact a hard to find and special car.
 
2013-05-12 12:10:28 PM  

Bumblefark: Oldiron_79: 86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new

You need to shut your whore mouth.

/best friend in high school had one; the sweetest, white-trashiest ride a few hundred bucks could buy you...


They are actually pretty nice when completely clean and/or restored. Then again they were all over when I was a kid, so to me they have that childhood muscle car nostalgia.
 
2013-05-12 12:50:17 PM  

fiveknuckleshuffle: I'd like to see someone like Counts Kustoms get involved in fixing it up for her.


I was hoping that Chip Foose and the Overhauling crew would offer to fix it up, or even Chevrolet itself.  Bring the car back to bone-stock original condition to keep its collector car value.  Plus, since that is the car that she was promised, and had been thinking of during her captivity, it would be nice to give it to her exactly as she remembers it.

Then someone can always give her a practical car for her and her daughter to use on a daily basis.

Plus I hope the other two women get their dreams fulfilled too.
 
2013-05-12 12:52:02 PM  
She's been catching up on everything, reading women's magazines, trying to figure out what she has missed and who why the Kardashians are famous.
 
2013-05-12 01:09:12 PM  
i271.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-12 01:14:05 PM  

jrat454: Am I the only one that thought "Areocoupe" when they said NASCAR edition, instead of a sticker package.

/would still like an 86 SS
// but I like my full size 76 Monte Carlo better


Yeah, except there is no such thing as a "Nascar Edition" from the factory.  The SS and the Aerocoupe SS came about though because of Nascar.
 
2013-05-12 01:14:20 PM  
Good on you, girl. I had a Monte Carlo when I was twenty-ish; it was a cruising monster.
 
2013-05-12 01:17:53 PM  

Greek: brewswane: a 1986 chevy is NOT a classic

Says someone who knows nothing about cars. Sure, most 1986 Chevies are not classics. But an 86 Monte Carlo SS NASCAR edition certainly is. Now, it isn't really MY kind of car, but I certainly can appreciate that that is in fact a hard to find and special car.


Yep, the Aerocoupe, designed with the huge back window and put into limited production just to comply with NASCAR's then-rule of having to actually have a production model of a car available.
 
2013-05-12 01:32:49 PM  
FTFA: She's been catching up on everything, reading women's magazines, trying to figure out what she has missed and who the Kardashians are.'

Haven't these poor women suffered enough?

/semi-serious
 
2013-05-12 01:42:17 PM  
A car?

I think she prefers vans.

movieboozer.com
 
2013-05-12 01:56:12 PM  

violentsalvation: I really hope these ladies get some enjoyment out of their lives after the hell they've been through. They lost so much. It makes me really sad and mad.

And I hope that asshole dies awfully soon and violently, he's lived too long already.


Naw. There comes a point where crimes are so heinous that I'm against the death penalty. Life in a supermax concrete box would be a much more appropriate... and worse punishment than the sweet release of death.
 
2013-05-12 02:01:35 PM  

NoblePatrick: Sweet ride! Now she can go cruising in that Monte Carlo with her boyfriend Todd. You know Todd. That one guy with the wispy mustache, cold sore on his lip, pre-mulleted hair and a pack of smokes never more than arm's length away. They could crank open the T-tops (wow I miss T-Tops!) and jam out to some Ted Nugent on the tape deck. Later that night they would go to the local pool hall where Todd would run into his best bud Kurt. Kurt had an endless parade of girlfriends, the most recent one being Linda who was always in favor of tube tops. They would all eventually end up at Linda's place with a 12-pack of Busch (and maybe a few bottles of Bartles & Jaymes for the ladies) enjoying the pleasant spring evening and wondering what the big wide world had in store for them.

/1986 flashback
//born in '71 so this is just my imagination


Also born in '71 and I know of no such Todd's
/card carrying member of the Todd's of '71
//Kurt was a douche
 
2013-05-12 02:16:38 PM  

Farty McPooPants: [i271.photobucket.com image 363x273]


Oh man. That's just bad.

/lol at it
 
2013-05-12 02:37:49 PM  

wildcardjack: 86, no. That was a dark period of motoring.
96, sure. That was a decent car. The MBAs that screwed up cars in the 80's finally learned or gave up on cars.


Yeah, those MBA's moved over to real estate and banking.
 
2013-05-12 02:44:27 PM  

ZzeusS: mesmer242: Dadoody: I really feel bad for that Michelle Knight girl.

All three girls had traumatic things happen to them, but Knight seems to have been a punching bag all her life. Beatings, rape, children take from her, siblings taken from her, then gets kidnapped, and has to deal with all that raping, beating, and abuse for 11 years in a basement.

Talk about a lifetime of suffering.

What I really want to see is the story where she and her 13 year old son are reunited. Preferably today. I don't understand why this hasn't come up in the news yet.


Probably isn't good looking enough.  Notice how AB was all over the place with that white t shirt


Not been following the story enough? Knight's family didn't care about her, and so the news had a hard time finding pictures. Now, I'm sure color/attractiveness was the reason why DeJesus wasn't as plastered around. But Knight was a forgotten and unloved child. That poor woman.
 
2013-05-12 03:49:47 PM  
The worst is there's no Oprah show around when America really needs her.
 
2013-05-12 03:50:36 PM  

Notabunny: Cool. I hope nothing but absurdly nice things happen to her and her family for the rest of their lives. They deserve random acts of kindness everyday forever.


THIS.

But don't wish for it. Make it happen.

"Donor Fund is in the works for Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, Michelle Knight"  Blog post by Ward 14 Cleveland City Councilman Brian Cummins.
 
2013-05-12 04:12:43 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Bumblefark: Oldiron_79: 86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new

You need to shut your whore mouth.

/best friend in high school had one; the sweetest, white-trashiest ride a few hundred bucks could buy you...

They are actually pretty nice when completely clean and/or restored. Then again they were all over when I was a kid, so to me they have that childhood muscle car nostalgia.


Quite true. It was actually my buddy's project car, and he was the sort of guy that had an absurd amount of talent for that sort of thing. We used to race it just outside town limits; don't think we ever lost driving that one.

/I, on the other hand, had a '71 Thunderbird, and could barely keep the damn thing from petrifying in my driveway.
 
2013-05-12 06:51:42 PM  
While I feel sorry for all the 3 women I am especially sad to hear about Michelle Knight. It seems like she has it the 'worst' not only during the ordeal while in captivity but now that she is freed she probably has the least amount of support and familial ties.
I hope good things happen to all 3 of them but I especially hope more so for this Michelle gal.
 
2013-05-12 08:34:13 PM  
1986 was the year of the IROC Z

Buick Regal and Grand National were next in popularity
 
2013-05-12 08:37:02 PM  
I wish the woman every bit of happiness she can find and think its cool that she still will get the car she wanted.  That said I couldn't help but laugh when the guy was quoted as saying kept the "fancy hubcaps" in the house to keep them from getting stolen.  It sounds like the set up to a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
 
2013-05-12 10:34:07 PM  
As long as grandpa doesn't teach to drive by putting a live cougar in the car with her.
 
2013-05-13 01:36:19 AM  

Tellingthem: Nice...but if it was a Grand National it would be way cooler...

\of course the 87 GNX is probably the ultimate 80's muscle car...


GNX wasn't produced that much.  Great car I'm sure.  Ultimate, maybe (Corvette).  But the 5.0 Mustang is the one that's still around and much more affordable.
 
2013-05-13 03:44:34 AM  

the_freelance: Great story, hope it all turns out, some restorers help out but....

...what kinda Grandpa "jokes" that he'd gotten rid of the car? I mean, that was just a huge speed bump to the tale. The grand-daughter you say you've been praying for a decade phones up out of the blue and the FIRST thing you think to do to her is go Jerky Boy on her? Like she has not had enough psychological torment. I just cannot process that, even with factoring in trying deflect some deep emotions with wisecracking. Seriously farked up.


Nah I think the article missed the tone of voice and the meaning of the setup - AS IF I COULD EVER HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU!
 
2013-05-13 09:15:04 AM  

jbezorg: But don't wish for it. Make it happen.

"Donor Fund is in the works for Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, Michelle Knight"  Blog post by Ward 14 Cleveland City Councilman Brian Cummins.



Thanks for the suggestion. Here is a link to the actual foundation donation page. 100% of the funds contributed will be given to non-profit organizations to support the women and their families.

http://www.clevelandfoundation.org/about/cleveland-courage-fund/

/ Dismissal of those who talk trash on this touching Monte Carlo story.
// They probably drive Hyundais
/// fark Haters
//// All slashed out
 
2013-05-13 12:39:09 PM  

Tellingthem: the ultimate 80's muscle car


Is that like the world's tallest midget?
 
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