Fallout Boy: Why would anybody walk on train tracks? Do I have to be the first person to ask this simple question?
BlackMtnMan: Think of it as evolution in action.
you are a puppet: And you'll never guess what song he was listening to! Hey Soul Sister
Oldiron_79: Probably put em in the body bag with a shovel.
The Asshole Guy: I live close to 1 mile away from a train track and I can hear them blow their whistles while approaching a crossing. How does one zone out that badly?
dopekitty74: You'd think he'd have felt the vibration of the tracks and ties in plenty of time to realize something was up.
Ivo Shandor: Fallout Boy: Why would anybody walk on train tracks? Do I have to be the first person to ask this simple question?Yeah, what was going through his mind?
RidersOfLohan: maybe it was suicide. who doesn't at least look for a train?
reddfrogg: Perhaps he was listening to Johnny Cash.
AverageAmericanGuy: The trick is to wear earbuds but don't have any audio playing. It helps you look SMUG but still keep your wits about you at all times.
itazurakko: Dumb ways to die... so many dumb ways to die.
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