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(NBC Chicago)   If you are unable to solicit a child for sex, you: C) sexually abuse your pet peacock (w/mugshot)   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 79
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2013-05-11 09:17:47 PM
i think he took the song by Katy Perry a little too seriously.  that and "Circle The Drain"
 
2013-05-11 09:26:55 PM
children are sex machines, i'm surprised
 
2013-05-11 11:38:02 PM
The Kristin Wiig pic to the right is perfect!
 
2013-05-11 11:42:37 PM
Seems symbolic of NBC's recent history
 
2013-05-11 11:50:06 PM
www.moto-madness.com

I first read that as Petcock. I was thinking, how did this guy get it in there?

/not that I was going to try it.
NTTAWWT
 
2013-05-12 12:46:24 AM

Godscrack: [www.moto-madness.com image 450x465]

I first read that as Petcock. I was thinking, how did this guy get it in there?

/not that I was going to try it.
NTTAWWT


As someone who used to routinely run out of fuel by not turning the petcock from "reserve" after filling up, I got a kick out of this reply.

/and if you know what a petcock is, I guarantee you did it, too.
//"Uh-oh, starting to sputter! Well I'll just switch to reser...FFFFFUUUUUUUUU"
 
2013-05-12 12:50:49 AM
hahaha pee cock hahaha
 
2013-05-12 12:57:31 AM
She was asking for it.

Strutting around showing off those feathers, she knew what she was doing!
 
2013-05-12 02:15:15 AM

MurphyMurphy: She was asking for it.

Strutting around showing off those feathers, she knew what she was doing!


Seeing as the male peacock is the one with the elaborate plumage, it seems like this guy was into gay inter-species sex.

/NTTAWWT
//but really, there is
 
2013-05-12 04:19:29 AM
the dude looks exactly what I picture a child molester/peacock poker to look like.
 
2013-05-12 05:49:08 AM
If you don't want me to have sex with it, you shouldn't have named it a peacock.

With a name like that, that bird was asking for it.
 
2013-05-12 05:53:41 AM
At least someone is branching off from chickens.
By the way, the sexy peacocks are the males.
 
2013-05-12 05:53:59 AM
s12.postimg.org
 
2013-05-12 05:54:12 AM
Well what the hell else are you gonna do with a peacock?
 
2013-05-12 05:56:14 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s12.postimg.org image 500x384]


Cock blockin' like a P C O K, P-Cok
 
2013-05-12 05:58:09 AM
Feed a thousand starving children and molest one peacock and you will be forever known as that sick fark who molested a peacock.
 
2013-05-12 06:01:46 AM
R.I.P. Phyl.

you took it like a cock and died for it.
 
2013-05-12 06:05:18 AM
I suppose that's the natural progression of things. Provided you have no turtle, of course...
 
2013-05-12 06:09:36 AM
leitesculinaria.com
 
2013-05-12 06:12:49 AM
Is it just me or does that guys mugshot look like a molester?
 
2013-05-12 06:13:13 AM
Well, he does now know a real screamer ....
 
2013-05-12 06:19:15 AM
NBC will do anything for ratings these days.
 
2013-05-12 06:22:46 AM
media.nbcchicago.com

"you say your girlfriend is a BIRD?  i can fark birds too"
 
2013-05-12 06:37:04 AM
What if you don't have a peacock?
 
2013-05-12 06:44:45 AM

SpdrJay: What if you don't have a peacock?


glitter on a pigeon
 
2013-05-12 06:52:25 AM
Didn't pieces of sh*t like this used to have terrible accidents on the way to booking?
 
2013-05-12 06:54:47 AM

bunner: Didn't pieces of sh*t like this used to have terrible accidents on the way to booking?


www.anomalousmaterial.com

That they did, boyo.
 
2013-05-12 07:01:07 AM

Great Janitor: Feed a thousand starving children and molest one peacock and you will be forever known as that sick fark who molested a peacock.


Almost like Michael Jackson. . .
 
2013-05-12 07:03:01 AM
 
2013-05-12 07:08:47 AM

Godscrack: I first read that as Petcock. I was thinking, how did this guy get it in there?

/not that I was going to try it.
NTTAWWT


Well, there's another form of porn out there now, thanks to you

/rule 34
//also, can't get a kid? pet bird will have to do
///wellthatescalatedquickly.png
 
2013-05-12 07:36:51 AM
If you've never heard a peacock calling, it sounds almost exactly like a woman screaming for help, as if she's being abducted. What if the dude really had abducted a woman (or a young girl), someone heard he screaming and called the authorities, and when they got there, he blamed the peacock?

Link
 
2013-05-12 07:39:48 AM

ox45tallboy: If you've never heard a peacock calling, it sounds almost exactly like a woman screaming for help, as if she's being abducted.


thanks to my neighbor I am very very aware of this.
 
2013-05-12 07:52:23 AM
<Politics tab reference about farking chickens...>
 
2013-05-12 08:20:51 AM
Mouth breather he appears to be.
 
2013-05-12 08:29:05 AM
Well. that was pretty damn fowl.
 
2013-05-12 08:38:38 AM
So, basically what NBC has been doing to it's viewers for the last decade or so?
 
2013-05-12 08:42:38 AM
Seriously? ??

I mean there are soooo many other options. You could spank your monkey, flog the dog, bark the seal...
 
2013-05-12 08:42:45 AM

log_jammin: ox45tallboy: If you've never heard a peacock calling, it sounds almost exactly like a woman screaming for help, as if she's being abducted.

thanks to my neighbor I am very very aware of this.


Some parrots also sound like this. My brothers neighbor has one and you can hear that shiat in house with all the windows shut.

Farkin annoying ass bird
 
2013-05-12 08:45:42 AM

Savage Belief: Seriously? ??

I mean there are soooo many other options. You could spank your monkey, flog the dog, bark the seal...


Well, I know you're being comical, but generally put when one considers raping a bird to be a sexual outlet (Or any animal, TBQH), they have some form of psychiatric problem at work, or they are doing it out of Sadism.

Or they're a Republican Lawmaker, but they generally focus on chickens.
 
2013-05-12 08:48:36 AM

hardinparamedic: Savage Belief: Seriously? ??

I mean there are soooo many other options. You could spank your monkey, flog the dog, bark the seal...

Well, I know you're being comical, but generally put when one considers raping a bird to be a sexual outlet (Or any animal, TBQH), they have some form of psychiatric problem at work, or they are doing it out of Sadism.

Or they're a Republican Lawmaker, but they generally focus on chickens.


I bet you're a blast at parties.
 
2013-05-12 08:57:49 AM

hardinparamedic: So, basically what NBC has been doing to it's viewers for the last decade or so?


What viewers?
 
2013-05-12 09:00:23 AM

Savage Belief: I bet you're a blast at parties


Once I get a few drinks in me, I'm much looser. But, to answer your question, I've had a fascination with what makes people be either kinky in the good way, or the sexually deviant and non-consensually sadistic way, since High School Psychology. I was trying to engage you in a serious conversation on something that interests me.

Now I'm a sad panda.

Hoopy Frood: What viewers?


The two or three that tune in to watch SVU.
 
2013-05-12 09:05:40 AM
ox45tallboy: If you've never heard a peacock calling, it sounds almost exactly like a woman screaming for help, as if she's being abducted. What if the dude really had abducted a woman (or a young girl), someone heard he screaming and called the authorities, and when they got there, he blamed the peacock?

Link


I was thinking the same thing. You wanna see my peacock and pig farm?
 
2013-05-12 09:14:56 AM
Can't view image above, so just in case.....

cdn3.hark.com
 
2013-05-12 09:15:29 AM
Phyl, I knew him wyll.
 
2013-05-12 09:25:43 AM
"I put the cock in peacock, yo."
media.nbcchicago.com
 
2013-05-12 09:26:49 AM
death.penalty
 
2013-05-12 09:54:12 AM
What kind of a man can't solicit sex from a child?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-05-12 09:56:40 AM
All peacocks are male.  There seems to have been some confusion on this issue.
 
2013-05-12 10:10:20 AM

KaiserRoll: All peacocks are male.  There seems to have been some confusion on this issue.

"Upon posting bail, Beckman contacted NBC to correct an error reported by our station-- the bird was in fact a peahen. Beckman added, "I'm not a queer, you sickos".

 
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