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(Some Crunchy Guy)   Photoshop this pestilence   ( divider line
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2783 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2013 at 9:00 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-13 12:09:20 AM

Oh, sweet Jesus...what did he do now?
2013-05-17 12:40:57 AM  

CalamitousCrasher: Meatybrain: Dumski: Meatybrain:

[edited for brevity; emphasis added]

Holy ... Meat...Well...I...desire...unflattering images of ...white ...possum.

/pass on this contest

Why did i think that meant you were taking a poop upon it?

/ memo to self: don't fark in the middle of a placebo binge

Are you an obnoxious, cigar smoking doggy hand puppet?

/for me to poop on?

Thank you for your question. I value each and every response I receive from fans like you. I will now turn this over to my publicist.

" Mr. brain has no idea what you are talking about. Clydesdale, his AKC registered purebred Great Dane, does not smoke cigars, and never, while on all fours, naked and sweating and gasping for breath, has Mr. brain let his faithful companion gently work his huge, well-greased paw into, or out of, Mr. brain's glistening, distended anus until Mr. brain's body spasms with forbidden ecstasy. Nor is he or any of his staff ever available for any kind of intentional pooping upon.

"Those things never happened, no matter what anybody heard or saw or photographed or swore under oath. Pictures and affidavits and greasy paw prints in Mr. brain's underwear can be faked, you know.

"Wait, I mean, 'No, Mr. brain is a real person just like yourself. Thank you for your continued interest in and financial support of this fine Meatybrain product and the whole Meatybrain line.' Can any of you guys give me a lift to the bus station?"

/ Don't have to worry about this offending anyone, because the FARK filters will screen out the naughty parts
// I'm walking on sunshine...
/// I have no idea what's in these "glucose-gelatine" pills the doc gave me, but I am farkin flying
/X/ Next up: Meatybrain Industries Hires A New Publicist!
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