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2013-05-11 03:24:19 PM  
Well played, subby!
 
2013-05-11 04:00:58 PM  
tomfaranda.typepad.com

GIS for "Obama as pope" also turned up:
danieljmitchell.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-11 04:08:37 PM  

Paris1127: GIS for "Obama as pope" also turned up:


they really want Biden to be president, don't they?
 
2013-05-11 04:20:58 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-11 04:21:32 PM  
Now that's funny.
 
2013-05-11 05:00:50 PM  
This one!  This one must go green!! warrbahadhdhd
 
2013-05-11 05:02:16 PM  
Welp, someone's gettin' fired...
 
2013-05-11 05:03:40 PM  
That right there is a quality headline.
 
2013-05-11 05:03:49 PM  

Paris1127: Obama as pope


You left out this one

www.freakingnews.com
 
2013-05-11 05:04:32 PM  
Clearly a conspiracy by the tea party.
 
2013-05-11 05:05:08 PM  
Man, advertisements for White House Down are getting complex.
 
2013-05-11 05:10:18 PM  
WHAT WER THE TRING TO DISTRRACT THE MEDIA FROM DONT YOU SE THIS IS CONSPIRASY WAKE UP SHEEPLE111
 
2013-05-11 05:12:23 PM  

Fabric_Man: WHAT WER THE TRING TO DISTRRACT THE MEDIA FROM DONT YOU SE THIS IS CONSPIRASY WAKE UP SHEEPLE111


I couldn't help but read this in Alex Jones' voice.
 
2013-05-11 05:13:38 PM  

Fabric_Man: WHAT WER THE TRING TO DISTRRACT THE MEDIA FROM DONT YOU SE THIS IS CONSPIRASY WAKE UP SHEEPLE111


No this was test to see if the press pool would go quietly.

/Can't come up with step two, I suck at conspiracy theories.
 
2013-05-11 05:13:58 PM  
HOTW already!

Bravo,  subby!
 
2013-05-11 05:14:19 PM  
Clever subby
 
2013-05-11 05:15:53 PM  

Tom_Slick: Paris1127: Obama as pope

You left out this one

[www.freakingnews.com image 500x447]


I prefer "Po-Bama"
 
2013-05-11 05:17:11 PM  
Yet another smoke screen from the administration.
 
2013-05-11 05:18:11 PM  
Clever girl, subby
 
2013-05-11 05:18:27 PM  
Someone buy subby a round for that headline.

/I'll get the next round.
 
2013-05-11 05:19:30 PM  
Why does Fox give me a video of nothing happening at the White House?

Also, why are they storing a small collection of Christmas trees in one corner of the White House roof? If they are meant to be decorative, the landscaper failed. Perhaps they are for the snipers to hide in? For secret service to pee on so they don't have to leave their post?
 
2013-05-11 05:20:28 PM  
Thank you, N0bama! Your administration has once again tarnished the Caucasian House!
 
2013-05-11 05:20:52 PM  
This definitely gets HOTW consideration, and maybe even HOTY in Context headlines.
 
2013-05-11 05:21:00 PM  
To be fair, the White House press room could be invaded by North Korea, for all this administration would care.

Or the previous one.

Or the six before that.

Or the American public.

The only people who might have an opinion would be the White House press corps, who would complain furiously on Twitter that the South Korean invaders were eating all the donuts that are supposed to be for  reporters only.
 
2013-05-11 05:22:48 PM  
Dammit Barry, we told you to stop chain-smoking.
 
2013-05-11 05:23:01 PM  

Fabric_Man: WHAT WER THE TRING TO DISTRRACT THE MEDIA FROM DONT YOU SE THIS IS CONSPIRASY WAKE UP SHEEPLE111


BENGHAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! ! !
 
2013-05-11 05:25:49 PM  
i86.photobucket.com

Nice one subby, I chuckled
 
2013-05-11 05:26:39 PM  
FALSE SMOKE! FALSE SMOKE!

/adjusts tinfoil hat
 
2013-05-11 05:27:06 PM  

semiotix: To be fair, the White House press room could be invaded by North Korea, for all this administration would care.

Or the previous one.

Or the six before that.

Or the American public.

The only people who might have an opinion would be the White House press corps, who would complain furiously on Twitter that the  South North Korean invaders were eating all the donuts that are supposed to be for  reporters only.


ftfy
 
2013-05-11 05:29:05 PM  
Obama just can't have a cig in peace since the ricin incident.
 
2013-05-11 05:31:33 PM  

leevis: The only people who might have an opinion would be the White House press corps, who would complain furiously on Twitter that the  South North Korean invaders were eating all the donuts that are supposed to be for  reporters only.

ftfy


That's the joke.
 
2013-05-11 05:32:29 PM  
Smoke one the water!!
 
2013-05-11 05:35:41 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-11 05:36:04 PM  
You know who else put their government building on fire?
 
2013-05-11 05:36:42 PM  
What is a mechanical room closet? Do they mean an elevator machinery closet?
 
2013-05-11 05:37:53 PM  

instantwin: You know who else put their government building on fire?


Oh, oh, oh!

/we'll come back for round two if needed
 
2013-05-11 05:38:50 PM  
Well if this administration would quit setting pants on fire, they wouldn't have this problem.
 
2013-05-11 05:39:57 PM  

randomjsa: Well if this administration would quit setting pants on fire, they wouldn't have this problem.


Fail.
 
2013-05-11 05:46:48 PM  
Mirrors also found on scene.
 
2013-05-11 05:47:39 PM  
Bah, no one's answering the important question:

Did C.J. make it out ok?!
 
2013-05-11 05:50:44 PM  
 
2013-05-11 05:59:26 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What is a mechanical room closet? Do they mean an elevator machinery closet?


Are you saying journalists are elitists that aren't familiar with basic phys plant and building terminology?

// I like to think the White House can actually pick up and walk itself away in case of danger
 
2013-05-11 06:03:29 PM  

randomjsa: Well if this administration would quit setting pants on fire, they wouldn't have this problem.


Hurpa durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
2013-05-11 06:04:44 PM  
Actually, have you ever considered what it must be like to live in the White House? All those Secret Service bodyguards and recording devices everywhere? Yeesh.
 
2013-05-11 06:05:30 PM  
I'm sure their were also mirrors involved.
 
2013-05-11 06:12:43 PM  
Technically, they wouldn't have since the signal for not electing is blah smoke
 
2013-05-11 06:16:21 PM  
I thought the smoke was due to Jay Carney's pants catching fire.
 
2013-05-11 06:21:43 PM  
What, another faker already?
 
2013-05-11 06:35:05 PM  
It's probably Benghazi.
 
2013-05-11 06:35:45 PM  
...and then there are those headlines for which you absolutely cannot resist clicking the link.

Nice jerb, submitterinator.
 
2013-05-11 06:38:08 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-11 06:38:59 PM  

Creative Name: Bah, no one's answering the important question:

Did C.J. make it out ok?!


She wasn't there; she had a woot canaw.
 
2013-05-11 07:07:39 PM  
Certainly not HOTY but HOTW yes. I chuckled.
 
2013-05-11 07:09:07 PM  
Did they make Charlie wake the President?
 
2013-05-11 07:17:03 PM  
Okay, Pope coming out.
 
2013-05-11 07:24:16 PM  

instantwin: You know who else put their government building on fire?


Wait 'till Obama breaks a window next week.
 
2013-05-11 07:34:35 PM  
So Fartdingo DIDN'T appoint a Religion Czar?
 
2013-05-11 07:45:12 PM  
It was because Jay Carney spontaneously burst into flames speaking the utter gibberish

viewpt.org
 
2013-05-11 07:58:35 PM  

Fabric_Man: WHAT WER THE TRING TO DISTRRACT THE MEDIA FROM DONT YOU SE THIS IS CONSPIRASY WAKE UP SHEEPLE111


It's all just a smokescreen?
 
2013-05-11 08:05:57 PM  
Is that what they're calling burning the evidence these days?

/*adjusts foil hat*
 
2013-05-11 08:26:23 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What is a mechanical room closet? Do they mean an elevator machinery closet?


Normally contains central air conditioning machinery and plumbing access points.
 
2013-05-11 08:36:39 PM  

Tom_Slick: Paris1127: Obama as pope

You left out this one


Um... wouldn't Obama be Pope Urban IX?
 
2013-05-11 08:49:49 PM  
Ok, in looking up what number the next Urban would be I found out there's something called an "antipope" which sounds way cooler than it actually is.

Like it should be Pope of the negaverse or something. Or if the Pope and antiPope hug it would destroy the planet.

Instead it's just a pope who had enough support to claim the title but was not formally elected.
 
2013-05-11 09:05:42 PM  

Mr. Pitiful: Josh and Sam at it again?


My first thought as well.
 
2013-05-11 09:12:35 PM  
Sounds like a pretext to install surveillance on any personal devices the WH press corp left behind during the evacuation. This administration is obsessed with prosecuting leakers and spying on reporters would help catch leakers.
 
2013-05-11 09:18:09 PM  
BENGHAZI!!!!!
 
2013-05-11 09:22:25 PM  

instantwin: You know who else put their government building on fire?


museumstudiesatmacquarie.org
 
2013-05-11 09:24:42 PM  
Did subby also submit the nearly identical headline that was rejected two hours earlier?
 
2013-05-11 09:35:34 PM  

PsiChick: Welp, someone's gettin' fired...


Or someone got fried...
 
2013-05-11 10:15:54 PM  
Willie Nelson got a followup visit?
 
2013-05-11 10:32:32 PM  

Nick Nostril: Willie Nelson got a followup visit?


And I thought that was just Hank Flamingo taking artistic liberties.
 
2013-05-11 10:42:13 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-11 11:02:39 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Mr. Pitiful: Josh and Sam at it again?

My first thought as well.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB9wtjuvqNQ
 
2013-05-11 11:30:43 PM  
FTA: spokesman Max Milian...

Really? You named your kid Maximilian Milian?

/hope his middle name is just the letter A.
 
2013-05-11 11:31:46 PM  
*I.

I meant the letter... never mind.
 
2013-05-12 12:20:50 AM  

Mr. Pitiful: Josh and Sam at it again?


My first thought. God, I loved that show. Still can't wait for the next season of the Newsroom.
 
2013-05-12 12:53:03 AM  
Quick, I need a pun on the President's name that deals with freak house fires.

/I always get the feeling that's someone's entire job.
 
2013-05-12 02:16:54 AM  
Nice one subby, nice one!!!!!!
 
2013-05-12 03:33:33 AM  
What does Obama know and how is this his fault?

Fox News wants you to know their is a minutely slight possibility in a hypothetical situation dreamed up by a babbling homeless man outside the studio that Obama might MIGHT be a serial arsonist.
 
2013-05-12 04:42:51 AM  
Another cover-up.
 The smoke was from a cross on the lawn.
 
2013-05-12 08:25:26 AM  
"smoke from an overheated transformer in a mechanical room."

RRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
 
2013-05-12 08:27:59 AM  
That was just barak and michelle firing up in the bathroom...
 
2013-05-12 08:46:00 AM  
So much a candidate for headline of the year.
 
2013-05-12 09:34:27 AM  
I don't see why the room had to be evacuated.

It was almost like the WH press corp were journalists after all; and we send those guys into war zones armed with nothing more than a camera and a press pass.
 
2013-05-12 09:58:20 AM  
Just 0bama blowing smoke up our @ss
can't be white smoke, we still don't have a leader
 
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