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(TMZ)   Lindsay Lohan to make daring escape from Betty Ford Clinic--because of a lack of Adderal   (tmz.com ) divider line 7
    More: Stupid, Lindsay Lohan, Betty Ford, Adderall, TMZ  
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5352 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 May 2013 at 12:55 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-11 01:26:30 PM  
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bukketmaster: So is the comma there for no reason or did the rest of the headline get deleted?


It's an esoteric statement about Lohan's lack of comma sense.
2013-05-11 01:15:21 PM  
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bukketmaster: So is the comma there for no reason or did the rest of the headline get deleted?


Actual headline reads - Lindsay Lohan to make daring escape from Betty Ford Clinic because of a lack of Adderol, or Adarrall, or Addaral, or Aderroll, or Adderroll...

etc
2013-05-11 01:08:54 PM  
2 votes:

bukketmaster: So is the comma there for no reason or did the rest of the headline get deleted?


Subbs got distracted is how I took it......
2013-05-11 08:16:41 PM  
1 vote:

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: Remember kids, this is a Drug-Free America!


It's OK to abuse drugs that are supplied to us from big pharma.  Don't smoke weed though, that sh*t is evil.
2013-05-11 06:47:23 PM  
1 vote:
Remember kids, this is a Drug-Free America!
2013-05-11 02:52:07 PM  
1 vote:

Sid_6.7: A. Subby can't spell, even when the word is right there in the headline of TFA.

B. WTF is this sh*t:

We're told Betty Ford's doctors almost NEVER give anyone over the age of 15 the powerful drug, because the docs believe there are plenty of substitute meds for ADHD that do the trick without the addictive qualities inherent in the drug.

First off, it isn't addictive if used as prescribed, and second, if a patient has a history of successfully coping with a problem due to using the stuff, then taking them off of it is a terrible idea, even if you think there might be better alternatives.

"Hey, you basically grew up taking this every day, but f*ck you, we're cutting you off and f*cking your brain chemistry all up so we can feel morally superior."

It's bad enough with all the ADD-deniers.


Morphine is also a hell of a drug for pain, but doctors realized it can easily be abused and lead to addiction; hence why they tend not to proscribe it.

She may have ADD, she doesn't need to continue getting baked
2013-05-11 12:26:23 PM  
1 vote:
Wake me up when she's imprisoned for longer than a day.
 
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