RoyBatty: In the meantime, I go to a "Classic Men's Barbershop" owned/staffed by this family and friends from the Ukraine. And they ask me how I want my hair, and I just look at them, and go uh, shorter?But I guess I'm supposed to say things like a #2 on the sides and a #3 on the top, but I have not a clue as to what that means. Or what it is I am supposed to say just eludes me.It makes me feel that with decades and decades under my onion that I still have not a clue how to function in the real world.
farkplug: Mija:You could just grow older gracefully. I don't color my hair, wear make up or do anything fake. Sure I don't look magazine beautiful. I have the kind of beauty that God intended a woman of my age to have. Naturally beautiful inside and out. Most people agree and those who don't aren't people I want to know anyway. The people who like you for what you cover up are people who don't really like you. They like make up, hair color, nail color, etc. Basically they like a bunch of chemicals. I'm sure are a lot prettier than you give yourself credit for.Um, okay. You sound like a narcissistic judgmental frump, who doesn't seem to realize that she is made up of a bunch of chemicals.
Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it./early 40s//yes, I'm old
beany: FloydA: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.[i105.photobucket.com image 240x360] \[i105.photobucket.com image 640x480] [i105.photobucket.com image 300x482] [i105.photobucket.com image 400x500]Your move.I wouldn't think Ms Berry's hair is uniform enough to be classified as "bangs", but as for the others, think how much *hotter* they'd be with better hair.
J. Frank Parnell: but blondes probably shouldn't ever.
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