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(WTKR)   Survey reveals the greatest hairstyles of all time. Apparently those who responded didn't take a lot of time to mullet over   (wtkr.com) divider line 15
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2013-05-11 11:48:09 AM  
2 votes:
I certainly like this one.

4.bp.blogspot.com

It tells people, "I didn't just tease my hair, I went downright sadistic with it!"
2013-05-12 02:06:06 PM  
1 votes:

RoyBatty: In the meantime, I go to a "Classic Men's Barbershop" owned/staffed by this family and friends from the Ukraine. And they ask me how I want my hair, and I just look at them, and go uh, shorter?

But I guess I'm supposed to say things like a #2 on the sides and a #3 on the top, but I have not a clue as to what that means. Or what it is I am supposed to say just eludes me.

It makes me feel that with decades and decades under my onion that I still have not a clue how to function in the real world.


Generally,a #3 is the shortest you can get without seeing scalp (depending on how thin your hair is). Military cuts use a #2 or #1 on the back and sides, though many opt for a 0, which is clipper with no guard. I usually opt for a #3 on the back and sides, then blended to scissor cut on top.
2013-05-11 07:26:07 PM  
1 votes:

farkplug: Mija:

You could just grow older gracefully. I don't color my hair, wear make up or do anything fake. Sure I don't look magazine beautiful. I have the kind of beauty that God intended a woman of my age to have. Naturally beautiful inside and out. Most people agree and those who don't aren't people I want to know anyway. The people who like you for what you cover up are people who don't really like you. They like make up, hair color, nail color, etc. Basically they like a bunch of chemicals. I'm sure are a lot prettier than you give yourself credit for.

Um, okay. You sound like a narcissistic judgmental frump, who doesn't seem to realize that she is made up of a bunch of chemicals.


Seriously- different people do different things. Some people consider wearing clean, ironed clothes part of looking good. Some like to have their hair dyed and wear makeup. Some like to lift weights to look fit. I am sick of people being all high and mighty by just stating they don't wear makeup as if all the girls who do wear makeup are hideous. I guess this chick runs around naked and with full body hair? Because that is what those who are NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL do.

/Dear all women: Stop finding ways to put other women down.
2013-05-11 06:39:43 PM  
1 votes:
Mija:

You could just grow older gracefully. I don't color my hair, wear make up or do anything fake. Sure I don't look magazine beautiful. I have the kind of beauty that God intended a woman of my age to have. Naturally beautiful inside and out. Most people agree and those who don't aren't people I want to know anyway. The people who like you for what you cover up are people who don't really like you. They like make up, hair color, nail color, etc. Basically they like a bunch of chemicals. I'm sure are a lot prettier than you give yourself credit for.

Um, okay. You sound like a narcissistic judgmental frump, who doesn't seem to realize that she is made up of a bunch of chemicals.
2013-05-11 02:11:33 PM  
1 votes:

Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old


You're falling into a typical trap that many people fall into.  You're attempting to hide features of yourself that you don't find attractive and probably drawing attention to them rather than giving prominence to those you do.  Rather than try to hide the wrinkles, work to accent and emphasize whatever it is that you like on your head, be it eyes, ears, lips, cheek or chin.  When you can move beyond worrying about people noticing minor flaws to not giving a crap what other people think, it does great things for your mental well being.
2013-05-11 01:55:32 PM  
1 votes:

beany: FloydA: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

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Your move.

I wouldn't think Ms Berry's hair is uniform enough to be classified as "bangs", but as for the others, think how much *hotter* they'd be with better hair.



De gustibus non est disputandum.  I think they are all very good looking.
2013-05-11 01:41:52 PM  
1 votes:

Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old


You could just grow older gracefully. I don't color my hair, wear make up or do anything fake. Sure I don't look magazine beautiful. I have the kind of beauty that God intended a woman of my age to have. Naturally beautiful inside and out. Most people agree and those who don't aren't people I want to know anyway. The people who like you for what you cover up are people who don't really like you. They like make up, hair color, nail color, etc. Basically they like a bunch of chemicals. I'm sure are a lot prettier than you give yourself credit for.
2013-05-11 01:05:22 PM  
1 votes:
Who gets haircuts? Just let those locks grow.
2013-05-11 12:41:32 PM  
1 votes:
Feathered hair got to be too much of a '70s-'80s cliche, but done right it could be effective indeed.
i.telegraph.co.uk
2013-05-11 12:34:28 PM  
1 votes:
static.tvtropes.org
2013-05-11 12:23:33 PM  
1 votes:

J. Frank Parnell: but blondes probably shouldn't ever.


I went to high school with some blondes who had bangs and oh yes, yes they should
2013-05-11 12:09:50 PM  
1 votes:
history.nasa.gov
2013-05-11 11:52:59 AM  
1 votes:
Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.
2013-05-11 11:51:44 AM  
1 votes:
... the greatest hairstyles of all time, at the time that this survey was administered.

"Hockey hair" would have been a mullet in the '80s.

Also, "fish fins" is and was the worst of all time for women, even during the '80s. It wasn't an intentional hairstyle, but it was what resulted when one styled for big hair without checking to see what it looked like in profile. It looked like big hair from the front, but viewed in profile it was almost a flat disk, not unlike a startled frill-necked lizard. Oh the horrors of Final Net hairspray. And they meant "final". That stuff did not wash out.
2013-05-11 11:48:51 AM  
1 votes:
In the meantime, I go to a "Classic Men's Barbershop" owned/staffed by this family and friends from the Ukraine. And they ask me how I want my hair, and I just look at them, and go uh, shorter?

But I guess I'm supposed to say things like a #2 on the sides and a #3 on the top, but I have not a clue as to what that means. Or what it is I am supposed to say just eludes me.

It makes me feel that with decades and decades under my onion that I still have not a clue how to function in the real world.
 
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