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2013-05-11 01:17:03 PM

sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old

Botox.


Cheaper than growing bangs? ;)
 
2013-05-11 01:17:53 PM
www.pwnage.ro
 
2013-05-11 01:26:52 PM

FloydA: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

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Your move.


I wouldn't think Ms Berry's hair is uniform enough to be classified as "bangs", but as for the others, think how much *hotter* they'd be with better hair.
 
2013-05-11 01:28:36 PM

Grumpy Cat: sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old

Botox.

Cheaper than growing bangs? ;)


I can't grow bangs - super curly hair. So for me it's awesome. I don't have those "what the hell were you thinking?" lines between my eyebrows now. It's about $200 a year.
 
2013-05-11 01:33:17 PM

sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old

Botox.

Cheaper than growing bangs? ;)



I can't grow bangs - super curly hair. So for me it's awesome. I don't have those "what the hell were you thinking?" lines between my eyebrows now. It's about $200 a year.


Well, if we're admitting facial enhancement, I've had a nose job. So, what's more invasive surgery?

/really worth it?

 
2013-05-11 01:35:31 PM

RoyBatty: Methos: RoyBatty: In the meantime, I go to a "Classic Men's Barbershop" owned/staffed by this family and friends from the Ukraine. And they ask me how I want my hair, and I just look at them, and go uh, shorter?

But I guess I'm supposed to say things like a #2 on the sides and a #3 on the top, but I have not a clue as to what that means. Or what it is I am supposed to say just eludes me.

It makes me feel that with decades and decades under my onion that I still have not a clue how to function in the real world.

Generally, each number represents a clipper guard that will leave that many eighths of an inch.  So #1 is 1/8, #2 is 1/4, #3 is 3/8.

Hey seriously, thank you. It still doesn't necessarily help me in knowing what would look good, but I do appreciate the decryption.


When my wife sends me to get my hair cut, she has the stylist shave the sides and back with a #2 or #3 (shorter in summer, longer in winter) That is assuming I go about 6 weeks between cuts.

Because my face is round, I get the top scissor cut and blended in at the sides and then I spike the top with hair gel. Adds height.

The best cut depends on the shape of your face. Google for that, then take a picture to the haircut place and tell the stylist to do it like the picture. When she's done you'll probably look fine.
 
2013-05-11 01:38:16 PM

Grumpy Cat: sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old

Botox.

Cheaper than growing bangs? ;)

I can't grow bangs - super curly hair. So for me it's awesome. I don't have those "what the hell were you thinking?" lines between my eyebrows now. It's about $200 a year.


Well, if we're admitting facial enhancement, I've had a nose job. So, what's more invasive surgery?

/really worth it?


Totally worth it, just don't go overboard. I'm really careful because my little dude has a hard time reading facial expressions.
 
2013-05-11 01:41:52 PM

Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old


You could just grow older gracefully. I don't color my hair, wear make up or do anything fake. Sure I don't look magazine beautiful. I have the kind of beauty that God intended a woman of my age to have. Naturally beautiful inside and out. Most people agree and those who don't aren't people I want to know anyway. The people who like you for what you cover up are people who don't really like you. They like make up, hair color, nail color, etc. Basically they like a bunch of chemicals. I'm sure are a lot prettier than you give yourself credit for.
 
2013-05-11 01:50:49 PM

noitsnot: offmymeds: 99.998er: In today's economy, you need to be fashionable yet versatile:

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Quite so, old man. Quite so.

[news.priceperhead.com image 365x400]

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Not really a haircut - He got arrested in the middle of the haircut and that's the booking photo. And he'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids.


it looks like he was interrupted getting braids rather than a haircut...
 
2013-05-11 01:51:56 PM
Shag, bi-level, bob,
Dorothy Hamill 'do
Sausage curls, chicken wings,
It's all because of you
With your blow dried, feather back
Toni home-wave too,
Flip, fro, frizz, flop
It's all because of you....

/remembers having hair some time in the Reagan administration.  It was a complete whitefro only more chaotic, couldn't do anything with it.  baldness is an improvement.  get the sides cut off with a #3, done.
//Caution: "Wig In a Box" is a really catchy song.  You may find yourself singing it in inappropriate places.  Which will get you really strange looks if you're male.
 
2013-05-11 01:53:41 PM

pdieten: RoyBatty: Methos: RoyBatty: In the meantime, I go to a "Classic Men's Barbershop" owned/staffed by this family and friends from the Ukraine. And they ask me how I want my hair, and I just look at them, and go uh, shorter?

But I guess I'm supposed to say things like a #2 on the sides and a #3 on the top, but I have not a clue as to what that means. Or what it is I am supposed to say just eludes me.

It makes me feel that with decades and decades under my onion that I still have not a clue how to function in the real world.

Generally, each number represents a clipper guard that will leave that many eighths of an inch.  So #1 is 1/8, #2 is 1/4, #3 is 3/8.

Hey seriously, thank you. It still doesn't necessarily help me in knowing what would look good, but I do appreciate the decryption.

When my wife sends me to get my hair cut, she has the stylist shave the sides and back with a #2 or #3 (shorter in summer, longer in winter) That is assuming I go about 6 weeks between cuts.

Because my face is round, I get the top scissor cut and blended in at the sides and then I spike the top with hair gel. Adds height.

The best cut depends on the shape of your face. Google for that, then take a picture to the haircut place and tell the stylist to do it like the picture. When she's done you'll probably look fine.


That is close to how mine is cut. But I used to not have to say the Starbucks lingo.

It was more like:

Well it's summer, so make it look good, thin it out a bit, maybe on the short side, but not too short.

I have an interview coming up, so make it look good, thin it out a bit, maybe on the short side, but not too short.

I have to appear in court, so make it look good, thin it out a bit, maybe on the short side, but not too short.

Jesus, has it been 4 months already? Make it look good, thin it out a bit, maybe on the short side, but not too short.
 
2013-05-11 01:54:02 PM

Grumpy Cat: sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old

Botox.

Cheaper than growing bangs? ;)

I can't grow bangs - super curly hair. So for me it's awesome. I don't have those "what the hell were you thinking?" lines between my eyebrows now. It's about $200 a year.


Well, if we're admitting facial enhancement, I've had a nose job. So, what's more invasive surgery?

/really worth it?


As long as we're being honest here, I'm pretty hurt that you didn't even consider my head-boot idea.
 
2013-05-11 01:54:41 PM
www.punjabigraphics.com
 
2013-05-11 01:55:32 PM

beany: FloydA: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

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Your move.

I wouldn't think Ms Berry's hair is uniform enough to be classified as "bangs", but as for the others, think how much *hotter* they'd be with better hair.



De gustibus non est disputandum.  I think they are all very good looking.
 
2013-05-11 01:57:47 PM

Mija: Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old

You could just grow older gracefully. I don't color my hair, wear make up or do anything fake. Sure I don't look magazine beautiful. I have the kind of beauty that God intended a woman of my age to have. Naturally beautiful inside and out. Most people agree and those who don't aren't people I want to know anyway. The people who like you for what you cover up are people who don't really like you. They like make up, hair color, nail color, etc. Basically they like a bunch of chemicals. I'm sure are a lot prettier than you give yourself credit for.



I don't do the makeup or the nails. I treat myself about three times a year to a pedicure. I wear glasses and want bangs. I think it's a fun, easy way to tease the aging process. And I don't dye my hair. You see brown and a little gray. I really doubt I would ever Botox.
 
2013-05-11 01:59:42 PM

Tridentata: Feathered hair got to be too much of a '70s-'80s cliche, but done right it could be effective indeed.
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That looks like the actress from "Gregory's Girl."
 
2013-05-11 01:59:49 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Grumpy Cat: sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: sleeps in trees: Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old

Botox.

Cheaper than growing bangs? ;)

I can't grow bangs - super curly hair. So for me it's awesome. I don't have those "what the hell were you thinking?" lines between my eyebrows now. It's about $200 a year.


Well, if we're admitting facial enhancement, I've had a nose job. So, what's more invasive surgery?

/really worth it?

As long as we're being honest here, I'm pretty hurt that you didn't even consider my head-boot idea.



I thought it was funny. I promise.

/Now, go run along ;)
 
2013-05-11 02:00:02 PM
Hmmmm I absolutely hate bangs on women.  Sure there are some women who can pull it off because they are beautiful, but I still think they look better without bangs.  It's kind of like short hair on women.  I also love faux hawks on a guy.  I guess I'm against the norm or have bad taste or something.
 
2013-05-11 02:06:40 PM

Grumpy Cat: I thought it was funny. I promise.

/Now, go run along ;)


www.ogdencity.com
 Ahhhh......That hits the spot!
 
2013-05-11 02:06:59 PM

fugeeface: Tridentata: Feathered hair got to be too much of a '70s-'80s cliche, but done right it could be effective indeed.
[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

That looks like the actress from "Gregory's Girl."


Precisely. Dee Hepburn was God's justification for feathered hair.
 
2013-05-11 02:08:30 PM
I bought a decent pair of clippers and my wife gives me a no-guard cut about once a month or so. It's zero-maintenance and feels great during the summer. I just have to be extra careful for the first week or so to not bump into any minorities at the grocery store with the cart.
 
2013-05-11 02:11:33 PM

Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old


You're falling into a typical trap that many people fall into.  You're attempting to hide features of yourself that you don't find attractive and probably drawing attention to them rather than giving prominence to those you do.  Rather than try to hide the wrinkles, work to accent and emphasize whatever it is that you like on your head, be it eyes, ears, lips, cheek or chin.  When you can move beyond worrying about people noticing minor flaws to not giving a crap what other people think, it does great things for your mental well being.
 
2013-05-11 02:19:06 PM

RoyBatty: ms_lara_croft: No beehive? I am disappoint.

There's a restaurant/bar I've been frequenting the last two weeks, and one of the bartenders, she is clearly in her mid 20s and her hair looks just like this (GIS for hairspray movie hairstyles)

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So is that something that's come back? Is it some form of ironic hipster mad man throwback? What am I seeing through the alcohol fog?


In short I'd have to say, daddy issues. Doing that hairstyle must take a long time to do. It seems like quite an investment for a "look at me" hairstyle. Your best way forward is to complement her hair and over tip for the drinks.
 
2013-05-11 02:33:06 PM

puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.


This, yo. Bangs make one look like a Neanderthal, imho.
 
2013-05-11 03:02:05 PM
bangs are the female bowl-cut.  but i like them on some women.
 
2013-05-11 03:10:17 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 640x489]


Ah, the triple combover. Trump is doing a great job creating his place in American history as a national icon, just not in the way he thinks. The thrice-pathetic Donald of the three combovers: the first for vanity, the second for insecurity, and the third for the sake of quantity over quality.
 
2013-05-11 03:11:50 PM
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
 
2013-05-11 03:19:51 PM
Why the flip wasn't this one included in the survey?!
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-05-11 03:29:33 PM
fastfood.ocregister.com
 
2013-05-11 03:30:36 PM

puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.


Bangs are good crazy gauge my friend. The longer the bangs the bigger the crazy. Bangs arent ment to be attractive.
they are ment as a warning to others
 
2013-05-11 03:44:27 PM

RoyBatty: ms_lara_croft: No beehive? I am disappoint.

There's a restaurant/bar I've been frequenting the last two weeks, and one of the bartenders, she is clearly in her mid 20s and her hair looks just like this (GIS for hairspray movie hairstyles)

[www.newtrendsaddict.com image 342x450]

So is that something that's come back? Is it some form of ironic hipster mad man throwback? What am I seeing through the alcohol fog?


These are 'Beehive' hairdos!


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-11 03:46:53 PM
I prefer the "#1 guard and mow it down" style... but I've never really worried much about style.

/same on the hedges
 
2013-05-11 03:53:40 PM

Mega Steve: I think it's high time we brought the pompadour back


as someone with a pompadour who just got told that its no longer appropriate for work (after 5 years with the same haircut) I'm getting a kick out of these replies and can say that my hair is NSFW...
 
2013-05-11 04:57:54 PM

puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.


But I can't afford Botox!
 
2013-05-11 05:38:31 PM
Last time I had a mullet was before Jan 1 1990 so I can officially make fun of mullet wearers.
 
2013-05-11 06:21:10 PM
Thank Jeebus I was in the Military during the mullet craze... cause I so would have rocked one of those!!!!
hahaha
 
2013-05-11 06:35:50 PM

UpTheIrons66: Thank Jeebus I was in the Military during the mullet craze... cause I so would have rocked one of those!!!!
hahaha


I'm sure someone has invented clipon mullets.
 
2013-05-11 06:39:43 PM
Mija:

You could just grow older gracefully. I don't color my hair, wear make up or do anything fake. Sure I don't look magazine beautiful. I have the kind of beauty that God intended a woman of my age to have. Naturally beautiful inside and out. Most people agree and those who don't aren't people I want to know anyway. The people who like you for what you cover up are people who don't really like you. They like make up, hair color, nail color, etc. Basically they like a bunch of chemicals. I'm sure are a lot prettier than you give yourself credit for.

Um, okay. You sound like a narcissistic judgmental frump, who doesn't seem to realize that she is made up of a bunch of chemicals.
 
2013-05-11 07:26:07 PM

farkplug: Mija:

You could just grow older gracefully. I don't color my hair, wear make up or do anything fake. Sure I don't look magazine beautiful. I have the kind of beauty that God intended a woman of my age to have. Naturally beautiful inside and out. Most people agree and those who don't aren't people I want to know anyway. The people who like you for what you cover up are people who don't really like you. They like make up, hair color, nail color, etc. Basically they like a bunch of chemicals. I'm sure are a lot prettier than you give yourself credit for.

Um, okay. You sound like a narcissistic judgmental frump, who doesn't seem to realize that she is made up of a bunch of chemicals.


Seriously- different people do different things. Some people consider wearing clean, ironed clothes part of looking good. Some like to have their hair dyed and wear makeup. Some like to lift weights to look fit. I am sick of people being all high and mighty by just stating they don't wear makeup as if all the girls who do wear makeup are hideous. I guess this chick runs around naked and with full body hair? Because that is what those who are NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL do.

/Dear all women: Stop finding ways to put other women down.
 
2013-05-11 07:43:19 PM

geekbikerskum: Shag, bi-level, bob,
Dorothy Hamill 'do
Sausage curls, chicken wings,
It's all because of you
With your blow dried, feather back
Toni home-wave too,
Flip, fro, frizz, flop
It's all because of you....


I came here to post this! Damn you!

/And also to applaud Gregory's Girl
// I am in the current Awkward Family Photo calendar
/// we have to have three?
 
2013-05-11 08:42:52 PM
This is why I don't go to Great Clips for the "Dirk Bogarde".
 
2013-05-11 09:10:41 PM

spidermilk: farkplug: Mija:

You could just grow older gracefully. I don't color my hair, wear make up or do anything fake. Sure I don't look magazine beautiful. I have the kind of beauty that God intended a woman of my age to have. Naturally beautiful inside and out. Most people agree and those who don't aren't people I want to know anyway. The people who like you for what you cover up are people who don't really like you. They like make up, hair color, nail color, etc. Basically they like a bunch of chemicals. I'm sure are a lot prettier than you give yourself credit for.

Um, okay. You sound like a narcissistic judgmental frump, who doesn't seem to realize that she is made up of a bunch of chemicals.

Seriously- different people do different things. Some people consider wearing clean, ironed clothes part of looking good. Some like to have their hair dyed and wear makeup. Some like to lift weights to look fit. I am sick of people being all high and mighty by just stating they don't wear makeup as if all the girls who do wear makeup are hideous. I guess this chick runs around naked and with full body hair? Because that is what those who are NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL do.

/Dear all women: Stop finding ways to put other women down.




I look at it along the lines - I'm ugly on the inside, where it counts.
 
2013-05-11 10:18:02 PM

UpTheIrons66: Thank Jeebus I was in the Military during the mullet craze... cause I so would have rocked one of those!!!!
hahaha


Well you can have had a mullet and still make fun of people with mullets as long as you got rid of the mullet by 12/31/1989. If you had a mullet after 1/1/1990 you dont get to make fun of mullets.
 
2013-05-11 10:33:40 PM
www.viphairstyles.com
#2
 
2013-05-11 10:37:04 PM
www.usmagazine.com
#3
 
2013-05-11 11:08:04 PM
What about naturally curly hair? I've got long, naturally curly hair and get compliments all the time. The strangest "compliment" was when a stranger asked where i bought my hair bc she wanted it too.
 
2013-05-11 11:54:20 PM
Round face, high forehead.  Gotta have bangs.
 
2013-05-12 03:37:56 AM
www.unnecessaryumlaut.com
 
2013-05-12 02:06:06 PM

RoyBatty: In the meantime, I go to a "Classic Men's Barbershop" owned/staffed by this family and friends from the Ukraine. And they ask me how I want my hair, and I just look at them, and go uh, shorter?

But I guess I'm supposed to say things like a #2 on the sides and a #3 on the top, but I have not a clue as to what that means. Or what it is I am supposed to say just eludes me.

It makes me feel that with decades and decades under my onion that I still have not a clue how to function in the real world.


Generally,a #3 is the shortest you can get without seeing scalp (depending on how thin your hair is). Military cuts use a #2 or #1 on the back and sides, though many opt for a 0, which is clipper with no guard. I usually opt for a #3 on the back and sides, then blended to scissor cut on top.
 
2013-05-12 04:32:06 PM
It's Drew Curtis' Subby's WTKR3 Hampton Roads Fark.com
Three greens a day now from this guy?  Seriously?  You must have a beautiful penis, Subs.
Less than 5% of all headlines submitted get approved,...?
/Fark-gate
 
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