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(WTKR)   Survey reveals the greatest hairstyles of all time. Apparently those who responded didn't take a lot of time to mullet over   (wtkr.com) divider line 101
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2013-05-11 09:31:48 AM  
No bird? I am disapoint.
 
2013-05-11 09:37:19 AM  
No beehive? I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-11 11:04:46 AM  
farm5.staticflickr.com

A glaring omission
 
2013-05-11 11:38:02 AM  

bearded clamorer: [farm5.staticflickr.com image 400x509]

A glaring omission


that's the kind of bedhead they wouldnt vote for.  bedhead won in the men's category, so we know somewhat who they polled.
 
2013-05-11 11:40:04 AM  
"Hockey Hair" is the Mullet. And it came in #3.
 
2013-05-11 11:41:36 AM  
st-listas.20minutos.es

"Numbskulls!"
 
2013-05-11 11:41:52 AM  
Rachel Maddow picked the 2nd most popular hairdo (for a man) as her preferred choice. She's not trying to be manly, or anything.
 
2013-05-11 11:42:17 AM  
So, based on these pictures, "The Rachel" is ranked #1 for women, and "The Reagan" is #2 for men?  What decade are we in, anyway?
 
2013-05-11 11:44:06 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-11 11:44:42 AM  

ms_lara_croft: No beehive? I am disappoint.


There's a restaurant/bar I've been frequenting the last two weeks, and one of the bartenders, she is clearly in her mid 20s and her hair looks just like this (GIS for hairspray movie hairstyles)

www.newtrendsaddict.com

So is that something that's come back? Is it some form of ironic hipster mad man throwback? What am I seeing through the alcohol fog?
 
2013-05-11 11:44:43 AM  
I think it's high time we brought the pompadour back
 
2013-05-11 11:47:25 AM  
What kind of loser would have taken the time to do their survey? I think that could skew the results.
 
2013-05-11 11:48:09 AM  
I certainly like this one.

4.bp.blogspot.com

It tells people, "I didn't just tease my hair, I went downright sadistic with it!"
 
2013-05-11 11:48:51 AM  
In the meantime, I go to a "Classic Men's Barbershop" owned/staffed by this family and friends from the Ukraine. And they ask me how I want my hair, and I just look at them, and go uh, shorter?

But I guess I'm supposed to say things like a #2 on the sides and a #3 on the top, but I have not a clue as to what that means. Or what it is I am supposed to say just eludes me.

It makes me feel that with decades and decades under my onion that I still have not a clue how to function in the real world.
 
2013-05-11 11:51:19 AM  
imageshack.us
Go all the way if going at all.
 
2013-05-11 11:51:44 AM  
... the greatest hairstyles of all time, at the time that this survey was administered.

"Hockey hair" would have been a mullet in the '80s.

Also, "fish fins" is and was the worst of all time for women, even during the '80s. It wasn't an intentional hairstyle, but it was what resulted when one styled for big hair without checking to see what it looked like in profile. It looked like big hair from the front, but viewed in profile it was almost a flat disk, not unlike a startled frill-necked lizard. Oh the horrors of Final Net hairspray. And they meant "final". That stuff did not wash out.
 
2013-05-11 11:52:15 AM  
So THIS is a top 3 hairstyle? Really?

www.biography.com
 
2013-05-11 11:52:59 AM  
Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.
 
2013-05-11 11:53:51 AM  

RoyBatty: ms_lara_croft: No beehive? I am disappoint.

There's a restaurant/bar I've been frequenting the last two weeks, and one of the bartenders, she is clearly in her mid 20s and her hair looks just like this (GIS for hairspray movie hairstyles)

[www.newtrendsaddict.com image 342x450]



s21.postimg.org
 
2013-05-11 11:55:35 AM  

RoyBatty: In the meantime, I go to a "Classic Men's Barbershop" owned/staffed by this family and friends from the Ukraine. And they ask me how I want my hair, and I just look at them, and go uh, shorter?

But I guess I'm supposed to say things like a #2 on the sides and a #3 on the top, but I have not a clue as to what that means. Or what it is I am supposed to say just eludes me.

It makes me feel that with decades and decades under my onion that I still have not a clue how to function in the real world.


Generally, each number represents a clipper guard that will leave that many eighths of an inch.  So #1 is 1/8, #2 is 1/4, #3 is 3/8.
 
2013-05-11 11:56:50 AM  

puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.


I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old
 
2013-05-11 12:00:11 PM  
i188.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-11 12:01:17 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-11 12:02:03 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: Rachel Maddow picked the 2nd most popular hairdo (for a man) as her preferred choice. She's not trying to be manly, or anything.


She's something if a fashion trendsetter for lesbians, so there's that.
 
2013-05-11 12:04:58 PM  
I get mine cut at the Texas School for the Blind's cosmetology department.  It's new and exciting every time.
 
2013-05-11 12:05:51 PM  
In today's economy, you need to be fashionable yet versatile:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-11 12:07:12 PM  

Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.


Pfffffft.....that's easy:

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.attorneysync.com
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-11 12:08:34 PM  
This survey is bullshiat. We all know the only 3 acceptable haircuts for men: high and tight, crew cut, and buzz cut.
 
2013-05-11 12:09:10 PM  

puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.


images2.layoutsparks.com
 
2013-05-11 12:09:27 PM  

Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old


Eh, I say rock the wrinkles. What are you going to do when the rest of your face wrinkles up?
 
2013-05-11 12:09:50 PM  
history.nasa.gov
 
2013-05-11 12:10:26 PM  

Methos: RoyBatty: In the meantime, I go to a "Classic Men's Barbershop" owned/staffed by this family and friends from the Ukraine. And they ask me how I want my hair, and I just look at them, and go uh, shorter?

But I guess I'm supposed to say things like a #2 on the sides and a #3 on the top, but I have not a clue as to what that means. Or what it is I am supposed to say just eludes me.

It makes me feel that with decades and decades under my onion that I still have not a clue how to function in the real world.

Generally, each number represents a clipper guard that will leave that many eighths of an inch.  So #1 is 1/8, #2 is 1/4, #3 is 3/8.


Hey seriously, thank you. It still doesn't necessarily help me in knowing what would look good, but I do appreciate the decryption.
 
2013-05-11 12:11:02 PM  

puppetmaster745:


They won't see it coming either
 
2013-05-11 12:13:34 PM  

99.998er: In today's economy, you need to be fashionable yet versatile:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 449x316]


Quite so, old man. Quite so.

news.priceperhead.com
 
2013-05-11 12:15:30 PM  
www.aerojockey.com

I'm sporting the latest new trend in hairstyles. Story at 11.
 
2013-05-11 12:18:38 PM  

puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.


They look great on certain black haired women, but blondes probably shouldn't ever.
 
2013-05-11 12:21:08 PM  
The fauxhawk made the list? I didn't know any boys older than 6 had one.
 
2013-05-11 12:22:27 PM  

puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.


i105.photobucket.com \i105.photobucket.com i105.photobucket.com i105.photobucket.com

Your move.
 
2013-05-11 12:23:33 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: but blondes probably shouldn't ever.


I went to high school with some blondes who had bangs and oh yes, yes they should
 
2013-05-11 12:25:44 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: [history.nasa.gov image 513x384]


Now, there's a hair cut you can set your watch to.
 
2013-05-11 12:25:46 PM  

Grumpy Cat: puppetmaster745: Women, bangs look stupid. They fark up the shape of your face. Stop it.

I'm starting to wrinkle a bit on my forehead. Find me a cheaper way to hide it, and I'll try it.
/early 40s
//yes, I'm old


Botox.
 
2013-05-11 12:34:28 PM  
static.tvtropes.org
 
2013-05-11 12:34:54 PM  
And here I thought the big thing right now was Skrillex
 
2013-05-11 12:41:32 PM  
Feathered hair got to be too much of a '70s-'80s cliche, but done right it could be effective indeed.
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-05-11 12:45:49 PM  

alaric3: What kind of loser would have taken the time to do their survey? I think that could skew the results.


The kind of loser that gets their hair cut at Great Clips. And that definitely skews the results.
 
2013-05-11 12:46:19 PM  
My mother still feathers her hair. She used to do it to me, as well, when I was a kid (80s). Once I got control of my hairstyle, I went short, then grew it out, donated it twice, short, and now I am back to long and wavy (natural). I have an oval face, and I know that I look better when my hair frames it rather than when it is in an up-do.

Yea, I know, most people don't see my face.
 
2013-05-11 12:49:25 PM  
img003.lazygirls.info
style.popcrunch.com
 
2013-05-11 01:05:22 PM  
Who gets haircuts? Just let those locks grow.
 
2013-05-11 01:08:00 PM  

puppetmaster745: This survey is bullshiat. We all know the only 3 acceptable haircuts for men: high and tight, crew cut, and buzz cut.


As a balding male, buzz cut it is, or shaved.

Seriously, guys - unless you have Trump's money forget the combover or the rug and glory in your bare skull. Chicks do NOT dig roadkill on your head. And people laugh behind your back.
 
2013-05-11 01:13:34 PM  

offmymeds: 99.998er: In today's economy, you need to be fashionable yet versatile:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 449x316]

Quite so, old man. Quite so.

[news.priceperhead.com image 365x400]


news.priceperhead.com

Not really a haircut - He got arrested in the middle of the haircut and that's the booking photo. And he'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
 
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