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(WTKR)   Twenty-year-old orphan places classified ad looking for a mom for Mother's Day. This should end well   (wtkr.com) divider line 31
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2013-05-11 10:14:40 AM  
Kay Parker is available.
 
2013-05-11 10:19:02 AM  
That's really poignant.
 
2013-05-11 10:22:22 AM  
Because he couldn't buy some flowers and visit lonely ladies in a local senior citizen center. Seriously my heart goes out to him. I've known way too many adults who were forever affected by their orphan / adopted status in their youth. Unanswered questions are a constant nagging emptiness for some. Frickin' psychiatric profession should put out some help books to aid these people.
 
2013-05-11 10:27:46 AM  

KrispyKritter: Frickin' psychiatric profession should put out some help books to aid these people.


Why would they put out books? There are meds for not having parents, and they get kickbacks on sales.
 
2013-05-11 10:30:49 AM  

KrispyKritter: Because he couldn't buy some flowers and visit lonely ladies in a local senior citizen center. Seriously my heart goes out to him. I've known way too many adults who were forever affected by their orphan / adopted status in their youth. Unanswered questions are a constant nagging emptiness for some. Frickin' psychiatric profession should put out some help books to aid these people.


Lonely old ladies are not the same as a maternal figure who looks out for you.  Obviously he doesn't have that and may never, but if he thinks he need it, he should go for it.
 
2013-05-11 10:32:03 AM  
Poor guy. I'll be his Grumpy Cat.
 
2013-05-11 10:32:36 AM  
 
2013-05-11 10:34:01 AM  

Copper Spork: KrispyKritter: Frickin' psychiatric profession should put out some help books to aid these people.

Why would they put out books? There are meds for not having parents, and they get kickbacks on sales.


Also because self-diagnosis is a big red flag in psychology.

But keep on ranting about drugs.
 
2013-05-11 10:37:30 AM  
oh cry me a river biatch
 
2013-05-11 10:40:18 AM  

apotheosis27: oh cry me a river biatch


They have a pill for all this pent up hostility.
 
2013-05-11 10:40:46 AM  
With happy ending?
 
2013-05-11 10:45:35 AM  
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Grab a tit, Sonny. The more the merrier!
 
2013-05-11 10:51:46 AM  
A mom or a cougar?


/DNRTFA
 
2013-05-11 10:59:02 AM  
This kid is on to something. Instead of looking for a girlfriend, who will probably wind up just trying to take half his stuff, he's looking for a family figure who will be there for ever. I need to look into this.
 
2013-05-11 11:01:43 AM  

Pribar: A mom or a cougar?


/DNRTFA


'Zactly.  He looks for mommy but ends up with a hot momma.  Rawr!
 
2013-05-11 11:04:05 AM  
Am I the only one who thought the "getting passed around" sentence was going in a whole different direction?
 
2013-05-11 11:12:43 AM  

Pribar: A mom or a cougar?


/DNRTFA


MILF
 
2013-05-11 11:22:57 AM  
How did I know before clicking this was a guy?
 
2013-05-11 11:28:41 AM  

Marcintosh: How did I know before clicking this was a guy?


that's kinda disputable
 
2013-05-11 11:31:13 AM  

Gentoolive: apotheosis27: oh cry me a river biatch

They have a pill for all this pent up hostility.


sorry, I don't have a lot of tolerance for narcissistic wankers
 
2013-05-11 11:34:37 AM  
ii.wbshop.com
 
2013-05-11 11:48:27 AM  
The video in the article makes him look five years older.
 
2013-05-11 11:48:51 AM  
Kind of reminds me of 'The Old Lady Shows Her Medals' by J.M. Barrie. That's a dear old story.

An older lady who never married or had a son is depressed by not having 'a boy at the Front' during the First World War, so she picks a random soldier with the correct last name and begins to brag about him to the other charwoman, and also to send him presents and letters under the name of a lady she picked out from the society papers, just so she can feel like she really had a boy in the War.

And that all goes well, until a well-meaning clergyman meets the very soldier, home on leave, and says 'Oh, then you must be wanting to get home to your mother,' and brings him right over to meet this total stranger. He goes along with it for her friends, but then they leave, and the whole story, down to the letters and presents she's sent, comes tumbling out. Because this is J.M. Barrie we're dealing with, it turns out the young man is an orphan himself, and things go from there...

Like I said, an adorable story. If you ever need a warm, fuzzy feeling next to your heart and the hamster won't stay in your shirt pocket, this is the tale to read.

Hopefully there is some nice older lady who could do with a son of her own out there for this poor young man without a mom.
 
2013-05-11 12:00:21 PM  

apotheosis27: Gentoolive: apotheosis27: oh cry me a river biatch

They have a pill for all this pent up hostility.

sorry, I don't have a lot of tolerance for narcissistic wankers


Huh, you got narcissism out of that?  I got more of a "trying desperately to win approval any way he can" vibe.  I feel for this poor guy.
 
2013-05-11 12:23:39 PM  
po-tay-to, po-tah-to
 
2013-05-11 12:28:58 PM  
Poor guy.

I've always thought my dad was extremely lucky to have a loving adoptive family, and considering that his dad was a minister and they did missionary work in Palestine, he turned out amazingly. I never met his parents so I can't say whether it was because of them or in spite of them, but my dad is one of the nicest people you can meet. If I ever change my mind about wanting kids, I'm going to try to adopt.
 
2013-05-11 12:38:25 PM  
He can have mine, that biatch is crazy.
 
2013-05-11 12:49:31 PM  

SpiderQueenDemon: And that all goes well, until a well-meaning clergyman meets the very soldier, home on leave, and says 'Oh, then you must be wanting to get home to your mother,' and brings him right over to meet this total stranger.


Simpsons did it.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-11 02:43:41 PM  

Copper Spork: KrispyKritter: Frickin' psychiatric profession should put out some help books to aid these people.

Why would they put out books? There are meds for not having parents, and they get kickbacks on sales.


There are tons of books put out by folks in psychiatry and psychology, for just about every form of real or supposed mental health issue. They could make decent kindling, I suppose.
Basically, with psychiatric help, some folks with mental health issues get better, some get worse, and some stay the same. Without, roughly the same things happen.
 
2013-05-11 08:06:51 PM  

The_Sponge: Kay Parker is available.


I prefer Honey Wilder.
 
2013-05-12 02:03:47 AM  
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