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(Dallas Observer)   Huggies develops an app that tells parents when their baby's diaper is full. Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'download'   (blogs.dallasobserver.com) divider line 28
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2013-05-11 10:00:09 AM  
How does babby grammar?
 
2013-05-11 10:02:24 AM  
Time to log out
 
2013-05-11 10:15:52 AM  
The baby can't tell you himself, amiright? And who wants to go through the hassle of checking their own baby's diaper? Answer: None of the anybodies.


Hey look! The author was dropped on her head as a baby! Starting a sentence with and? "None of the anybodies"?

www.rustywalrus.com
 
2013-05-11 10:21:30 AM  
Nice ploy to sell more diapers. A diaper doesn't have to be changed every time the kid pisses himself. That's what the super-absorbency is for. If they can get parents to change the diapers every time Junior wets himself, they've increased their sales two or threefold.
 
2013-05-11 10:23:59 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Nice ploy to sell more diapers. A diaper doesn't have to be changed every time the kid pisses himself. That's what the super-absorbency is for. If they can get parents to change the diapers every time Junior wets himself, they've increased their sales two or threefold.


Not to mention that a wet diaper is unpleasant and will teach the kid not to pee in them, making toilet training all that much quicker.
 
2013-05-11 10:25:41 AM  

fluffy2097: AverageAmericanGuy: Nice ploy to sell more diapers. A diaper doesn't have to be changed every time the kid pisses himself. That's what the super-absorbency is for. If they can get parents to change the diapers every time Junior wets himself, they've increased their sales two or threefold.

Not to mention that a wet diaper is unpleasant and will teach the kid not to pee in them, making toilet training all that much quicker.


Diapers these days (well, as of 7 years ago when my kid was in them) don't even feel wet after a single pissing. They really do wick the moisture away pretty effectively.
 
2013-05-11 10:26:34 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: fluffy2097: AverageAmericanGuy: Nice ploy to sell more diapers. A diaper doesn't have to be changed every time the kid pisses himself. That's what the super-absorbency is for. If they can get parents to change the diapers every time Junior wets himself, they've increased their sales two or threefold.

Not to mention that a wet diaper is unpleasant and will teach the kid not to pee in them, making toilet training all that much quicker.

Diapers these days (well, as of 7 years ago when my kid was in them) don't even feel wet after a single pissing. They really do wick the moisture away pretty effectively.


I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I've played with the polymers they use in diapers. Pretty crazy stuff.
 
2013-05-11 10:27:35 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: fluffy2097: AverageAmericanGuy: Nice ploy to sell more diapers. A diaper doesn't have to be changed every time the kid pisses himself. That's what the super-absorbency is for. If they can get parents to change the diapers every time Junior wets himself, they've increased their sales two or threefold.

Not to mention that a wet diaper is unpleasant and will teach the kid not to pee in them, making toilet training all that much quicker.

Diapers these days (well, as of 7 years ago when my kid was in them) don't even feel wet after a single pissing. They really do wick the moisture away pretty effectively.


cont.

But they do have "feel wet" diapers for training.
 
2013-05-11 10:28:52 AM  
AverageAmericanGuy:

But they do have "feel wet" diapers for training.

That must be what I'm buying. Every time I piss in my diaper it's very noticeable.
 
2013-05-11 10:41:09 AM  
DSL = Diaper So Loaded
 
2013-05-11 10:50:11 AM  
Wow, that's pretty useless. What idiots would buy that thing?
 
2013-05-11 10:52:22 AM  
Poop is coming out. #MushedAsparagus
 
2013-05-11 11:01:42 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Nice ploy to sell more diapers. A diaper doesn't have to be changed every time the kid pisses himself.


That's what I was thinking. I made something like this in the late 80s (without the smartphone obviously, just a small box that beeped) but it wasn't useful because the sensor triggered as soon as there was even a small amount of liquid.
 
2013-05-11 11:11:15 AM  
I take it this is for parents who just leave the baby in the crib most of the time. How do you not know when a diaper needs to be changed?
 
2013-05-11 11:27:33 AM  

Mega Steve: I take it this is for parents who just leave the baby in the crib most of the time. How do you not know when a diaper needs to be changed?


Exhibit A:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Exhibit B:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-11 11:39:27 AM  
As dad to two kids fairly recently out of diapers, all you need is your nose to know when they've taken a crap.
 
2013-05-11 11:48:57 AM  
If I wanted an app to tell me when a whining baby just pooped out a big pile of brown runny stink, I'd install WorldNet Reader.
 
2013-05-11 12:04:09 PM  

Tom_Slick: Mega Steve: I take it this is for parents who just leave the baby in the crib most of the time. How do you not know when a diaper needs to be changed?

Exhibit A:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x457]

Exhibit B:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 620x826]


Okay, Exhibit A is pretty damn clueless.  Exhibit B shows a great deal of ingenuity in regards to dealing with small children.
 
2013-05-11 12:08:56 PM  
lather rinse repeat
 
2013-05-11 12:18:55 PM  
HEY KID

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
 
2013-05-11 12:29:48 PM  
And what's wrong with starting a sentence with "and", anyway? That's old-school newspaper grammar. Most novelists do it all the time. Bloggers have no problem with it. If the APA and AP rules are still being all pissy about that, they're going to find it's a losing battle.

A much better cause is to fight to make sure journalists don't refer to digital video as "tape" just because the subject matter is sexual in nature. Even the most prestigious periodicals say "sex tape" but refer to everything else as a "video."
 
2013-05-11 01:21:08 PM  

ZeroCorpse: And what's wrong with starting a sentence with "and", anyway?


Noneoftheanythings! amazeballs!
 
2013-05-11 01:48:43 PM  
lets you know when they have made a WebLog :P
 
2013-05-11 02:08:17 PM  
Can this device be hacked?  Just had to deal with an attempt on my cell phone, for the first time.  Messages saying "your account has been upgraded, please press 00 then enter a new PIN."

/quick online chat with my service provider fixed that, and they confirmed it was fraud

//But, WTF now?
 
2013-05-11 02:13:53 PM  

RocketRay: As dad to two kids fairly recently out of diapers, all you need is your nose to know when they've taken a crap.


The smell test works just fine.  Plus their facial expressions often give away the fact that they are taking a shiat.  Just be sure to wait until they are finished.  I can't emphasize this enough.
 
2013-05-11 02:34:40 PM  

fluffy2097: ZeroCorpse: And what's wrong with starting a sentence with "and", anyway?

Noneoftheanythings! amazeballs!


You totes craycray
 
2013-05-11 02:56:24 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: fluffy2097: ZeroCorpse: And what's wrong with starting a sentence with "and", anyway?

Noneoftheanythings! amazeballs!

You totes craycray


u jelly be haten my rollin on the tubesurfs.
 
2013-05-12 01:54:34 AM  

BizarreMan: Tom_Slick: Mega Steve: I take it this is for parents who just leave the baby in the crib most of the time. How do you not know when a diaper needs to be changed?

Exhibit A:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x457]

Exhibit B:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 620x826]

Okay, Exhibit A is pretty damn clueless.  Exhibit B shows a great deal of ingenuity in regards to dealing with small children.


I agree. Exhibit B is awesome.
 
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