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(Courier Mail)   This picture will prove you were never truly attracted to Zooey Deschanel. You were merely attracted to her bangs   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 17
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2013-05-11 05:11:56 AM  
4 votes:
Bangs or no, long hair is better than short.
2013-05-11 05:38:52 PM  
2 votes:

Killer Cars: She is approaching her mid-30s, so continuing to embrace the cute pixie look for too much longer might get weird.


i88.photobucket.com

44 years old.
2013-05-11 05:06:03 PM  
2 votes:
She looks like her mother in that photo.
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-11 11:54:58 AM  
2 votes:

Temporal_Mechanic: What bangs may look like:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x700]

/lip bangs


What do you mean, Zooey Deschanel is a mammal?

/and why are you so scared of a little bit of hair?
2013-05-11 11:51:24 AM  
2 votes:
What bangs may look like:

cdn.uproxx.com

/lip bangs
2013-05-11 01:10:07 PM  
1 votes:
She is approaching her mid-30s, so continuing to embrace the cute pixie look for too much longer might get weird.

And, yeah, I've never card for her music. M. Ward (the "Him") I do like, but together with her their music just sounds flat.
2013-05-11 01:03:42 PM  
1 votes:

bill4935: [img29.imageshack.us image 325x180]
We all float down here, Richie...


/Or is it, "I am your real mother, Coraline"?


I created New Girl to reach the stars, but it's gone much, much farther than that. It tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. When it crossed over, it was just a show. But when it came back... it was alive! Look at it, Miller. Isn't it beautiful?
2013-05-11 12:01:15 PM  
1 votes:
img29.imageshack.us
We all float down here, Richie...


/Or is it, "I am your real mother, Coraline"?
2013-05-11 11:37:14 AM  
1 votes:

luidprand: eyeq360: I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.

The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.


Would not be attractive without eyes, methinks.
2013-05-11 11:17:23 AM  
1 votes:
I clearly have a type. I would take her, Alexis Bleidel (sp?), Emily Blunt, Katy Perry, Alison Brie or Erin Burnett and be Ok.
2013-05-11 11:03:02 AM  
1 votes:
I'm not a fan of fringes (aka bangs), and seeing her new look suits me just fine.
2013-05-11 10:19:19 AM  
1 votes:
I'm still not convinced that's her.
2013-05-11 10:14:57 AM  
1 votes:
I tried to not have bangs once. When you've got thick hair, it's a losing battle, you just end up brushing hair out of your eyes non-stop. And then, in a fit of rage, you chop bangs into their rightful place so you can stop feeling like a sheepdog and/or stopped being creeped out by seeing your own forehead.
2013-05-11 09:35:09 AM  
1 votes:

eyeq360: I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.


The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.
2013-05-11 09:20:27 AM  
1 votes:
Hey guys, what's going on in hair?
i.chzbgr.com
2013-05-11 09:06:16 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, still hot, but I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.
2013-05-11 07:53:51 AM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Relatively Obscure: Would still hit.


Subby went full potato. Or is gay

/nttawwt
 
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