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(Courier Mail)   This picture will prove you were never truly attracted to Zooey Deschanel. You were merely attracted to her bangs   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 87
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2013-05-11 11:56:52 AM  

luidprand: The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.


It would take some getting used to. I still like her with eyes.
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2013-05-11 12:01:15 PM  
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We all float down here, Richie...


/Or is it, "I am your real mother, Coraline"?
 
2013-05-11 12:01:15 PM  
Still hot, but it definitely is a difference. She looks  a lot older without them and by that I mean I was surprised to see her and I were the same age. I thought she was 24-25 with the bangs
 
2013-05-11 12:24:24 PM  

moothemagiccow: [www.coolmoviecaps.com image 610x352]


One day you will be cool...without bangs.
 
2013-05-11 12:38:15 PM  
She's cute either way, but, yea, that's an amazing difference for such a small change.
 
2013-05-11 12:54:54 PM  
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/Would hit that like the Heart Of Gold
//Of course, it's infinitely improbable I'd ever get the chance
 
2013-05-11 12:56:42 PM  

moothemagiccow:


Came in for that shot. Thanks .

/one of these days you will be cool
 
2013-05-11 01:03:42 PM  

bill4935: [img29.imageshack.us image 325x180]
We all float down here, Richie...


/Or is it, "I am your real mother, Coraline"?


I created New Girl to reach the stars, but it's gone much, much farther than that. It tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. When it crossed over, it was just a show. But when it came back... it was alive! Look at it, Miller. Isn't it beautiful?
 
2013-05-11 01:10:07 PM  
She is approaching her mid-30s, so continuing to embrace the cute pixie look for too much longer might get weird.

And, yeah, I've never card for her music. M. Ward (the "Him") I do like, but together with her their music just sounds flat.
 
2013-05-11 01:13:45 PM  
She looks a heck of a lot like Annette Bening without the bangs.
 
2013-05-11 01:22:46 PM  

WienerButt: I clearly have a type. I would take her, Alexis Bleidel (sp?), Emily Blunt, Katy Perry, Alison Brie or Erin Burnett and be Ok.


This. Bonus, she's hirsute.
 
2013-05-11 01:27:46 PM  

WienerButt: I clearly have a type. I would take her, Alexis Bledel (sp?), Emily Blunt, Katy Perry, Alison Brie or Erin Burnett and be Ok.


I caught a few minutes of some Lifetime movie with Ms. Bledel and Zach Levy last weekend(OK, more than a few minutes. Sue me), and was pleasantly surprised at how much she's "grown up". I haven't really seen much of her since the first season of Gilmore Girls, so I had no idea that she had blossomed into such an attractive young lady.
 
2013-05-11 01:35:08 PM  
Sorry, folks - I'll be more careful posting pictures in the future.
 
2013-05-11 01:38:23 PM  

verbaltoxin: [moffling.files.wordpress.com image 293x400]


I would bang this, elf suit on or elf suit off. Doesn't matter.
 
2013-05-11 01:48:36 PM  

1. Put snakes on plane: Yeah, still hot, but I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.


I've always thought Emily was more attractive, too. Something about those green eyes...
 
2013-05-11 02:05:54 PM  
Still not as bad as no-makeup-Zooey...

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2013-05-11 02:25:09 PM  

doglover: Bangs or no, long hair is better than short.


Personally I prefer women with short hair.
 
2013-05-11 03:06:56 PM  

coffee fiend: 1. Put snakes on plane: Yeah, still hot, but I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.

I've always thought Emily was more attractive, too. Something about those green eyes...


I first saw her in Rose Red and thought "This girl is going to be gorgeous when she grows up" and she is. Zooey is a distant second.
 
2013-05-11 03:15:55 PM  
With bangs or without, with makeup or without, I would still make a sticky mess in her dirty place.
 
2013-05-11 03:16:05 PM  

titwrench: coffee fiend: 1. Put snakes on plane: Yeah, still hot, but I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.

I've always thought Emily was more attractive, too. Something about those green eyes...

I first saw her in Rose Red and thought "This girl is going to be gorgeous when she grows up" and she is. Zooey is a distant second.


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2013-05-11 04:06:19 PM  

Temporal_Mechanic: What bangs may look like:

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/lip bangs


Oh hey studman.
 
2013-05-11 04:23:54 PM  

TomServo24: Still not as bad as no-makeup-Zooey...

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How is she not more attractive here?
 
2013-05-11 04:32:01 PM  
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2013-05-11 05:06:03 PM  
She looks like her mother in that photo.
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2013-05-11 05:28:44 PM  
she was 'orrible in Hitchhikers Guide
 
2013-05-11 05:32:34 PM  
Example from a different "New Girl" actress:

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Pretty in both but DAMN the bangs just do it for me for some reason.
 
2013-05-11 05:35:00 PM  

teto85: She looks like her mother in that photo.
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Mother was hotter.
 
2013-05-11 05:38:52 PM  

Killer Cars: She is approaching her mid-30s, so continuing to embrace the cute pixie look for too much longer might get weird.


i88.photobucket.com

44 years old.
 
2013-05-11 05:49:20 PM  
Zooey Deschanel's bangs are ruining Fark.
 
2013-05-11 06:02:36 PM  

verbaltoxin: [moffling.files.wordpress.com image 293x400]


Welp, learn something every day.

Our 2 year old obsesses over "Elf", and it has gotten countless spins in the ol' Magnavox.

Until now, I had no idea the blonde was Katy Perry.
 
2013-05-11 06:38:41 PM  
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Now I can't unsee it...
 
2013-05-11 06:48:14 PM  
Bangs do it for me for some reason too...I wonder why that is?
 
2013-05-11 07:09:52 PM  

TomServo24: Still not as bad as no-makeup-Zooey...

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She is actually super lovely there. Imagine her making you breakfast after three hours of hawt monkey love....

/bunk
 
2013-05-11 07:52:02 PM  
nope, Subby. She's still fine as hell.
 
2013-05-11 08:10:39 PM  

RatMaster999: [resources0.news.com.au image 650x366]
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Now I can't unsee it...


You go to hell.
You go to hell and you die.
 
2013-05-11 08:39:46 PM  
I know the feeling. My current GF is super gorgeous with bangs. Without the bangs, she's merely good looking.

Bangs = Steroids for beauty.
 
2013-05-11 10:04:52 PM  
 
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