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(Courier Mail)   This picture will prove you were never truly attracted to Zooey Deschanel. You were merely attracted to her bangs   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 87
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2013-05-11 04:07:02 AM
It's true, I really am attracted to bangs on a chick.  But that is not the only difference between her "now" and "then" pics.
 
2013-05-11 04:41:52 AM
Would still hit.
 
2013-05-11 05:11:56 AM
Bangs or no, long hair is better than short.
 
2013-05-11 07:15:41 AM
 
2013-05-11 07:42:04 AM

Relatively Obscure: Would still hit.

 
2013-05-11 07:53:51 AM

SilentStrider: Relatively Obscure: Would still hit.


Subby went full potato. Or is gay

/nttawwt
 
2013-05-11 08:07:29 AM
No word from Deschanel on whether she will bang again

fap
 
2013-05-11 08:42:22 AM
FIVEHEAD ALERT
 
2013-05-11 08:55:58 AM
I've never heard "bangs" used as a synonym for breasts before.
 
2013-05-11 09:00:35 AM
If Zooey isn't sure if she'd bang again, I'd be happy to help her bang to see if she wants to return to banging.

/would bang
//even without bangs
///bang bang bang
 
2013-05-11 09:02:16 AM
Hawt...no matter what.
 
2013-05-11 09:06:16 AM
Yeah, still hot, but I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.
 
2013-05-11 09:07:09 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-11 09:13:48 AM
www.homemadedrugs.net www.bluecheddar.net  NEVER MIND
 
2013-05-11 09:14:57 AM
So THAT'S how Clark Kent does it!
 
2013-05-11 09:15:23 AM
I didn't need to see that first thing in the morning. RIP my hopes for a good weekend.
 
2013-05-11 09:16:45 AM
merely attracted to her bangs legs, face, azz, bewbs, etc...

zooey-deschanel.us

/especially the legs- GODDAMN!!
 
2013-05-11 09:20:27 AM
Hey guys, what's going on in hair?
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-11 09:20:57 AM

Pep Streebeck: merely attracted to her bangs legs, face, azz, bewbs, etc...

[zooey-deschanel.us image 400x400]

/especially the legs- GODDAMN!!


Those are what I term "Dancer" legs and I love them.
 
2013-05-11 09:21:26 AM
Hrm, subby you have a point.  Not that she isn't attractive without the bangs, but the bangs set her above the curve in terms of over all 'worst 20 seconds of her life'ness.
 
2013-05-11 09:23:47 AM
I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.
 
2013-05-11 09:27:21 AM

Dahnkster: Hey guys, what's going on in hair?
[i.chzbgr.com image 500x500]


Oh lawd!

/pic just seems to scream for it to be said.
 
2013-05-11 09:29:03 AM
www.coolmoviecaps.com
 
2013-05-11 09:35:09 AM

eyeq360: I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.


The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.
 
2013-05-11 09:37:40 AM
She's still hot.. she's just not recognizable as Zooey that way.
 
2013-05-11 09:41:36 AM
Appropriate that "bangs" is past tense.
 
2013-05-11 10:14:57 AM
I tried to not have bangs once. When you've got thick hair, it's a losing battle, you just end up brushing hair out of your eyes non-stop. And then, in a fit of rage, you chop bangs into their rightful place so you can stop feeling like a sheepdog and/or stopped being creeped out by seeing your own forehead.
 
2013-05-11 10:19:19 AM
I'm still not convinced that's her.
 
2013-05-11 10:26:15 AM
moffling.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-11 10:36:31 AM

Spanky McStupid: doglover: Bangs or no, long hair is better than short.

[watikalemon.com image 735x1024]

Really?


Really.  If that little gamine had longer hair, you'd need fresh pants.

/ not that you don't already
 
2013-05-11 10:46:11 AM
I prefer Emily, even if some asshole is banging her.
 
2013-05-11 10:51:02 AM
I have the weirdest craving for some soup right about now.
 
2013-05-11 10:57:41 AM
She's pretty, but SHE NEEDS TO STOP SINGING.
 
2013-05-11 11:03:02 AM
I'm not a fan of fringes (aka bangs), and seeing her new look suits me just fine.
 
2013-05-11 11:04:39 AM
As noted above, I'd totally go for her sister first, if given the chance at both.

That said, I'd still hit it.
 
2013-05-11 11:13:58 AM
What bangs may look like:

www.joblo.com
 
2013-05-11 11:15:42 AM
did she do anything about her mustache yet?
 
2013-05-11 11:15:51 AM

Krieghund: I've never heard "bangs" used as a synonym for breasts before.


Damn, didn't see you there.
 
2013-05-11 11:17:23 AM
I clearly have a type. I would take her, Alexis Bleidel (sp?), Emily Blunt, Katy Perry, Alison Brie or Erin Burnett and be Ok.
 
2013-05-11 11:18:05 AM
I reject this Big Bangs Theory.
 
2013-05-11 11:19:02 AM

Two Dogs Farking: FIVEHEAD ALERT


Came in to say this. The bangs pulled attention away from that forehead. She should take out ad-space.
 
2013-05-11 11:19:15 AM
Her sister is hotter.
 
2013-05-11 11:23:39 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Her sister is hotter.


Only if you doused her in gasoline and lit a match.
 
2013-05-11 11:25:55 AM

Relatively Obscure: Would still hit.

 
2013-05-11 11:26:24 AM
www.nypost.com

Bang!
 
2013-05-11 11:32:54 AM

1. Put snakes on plane: I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.


Especially since she got a little thicker after having a kid.
 
2013-05-11 11:37:14 AM

luidprand: eyeq360: I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.

The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.


Would not be attractive without eyes, methinks.
 
2013-05-11 11:40:52 AM

AMonkey'sUncle: luidprand: eyeq360: I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.

The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.

Would not be attractive without eyes, methinks.


To be fair, most women can't pull off the eyeless look

alembicdesign.com
 
2013-05-11 11:51:24 AM
What bangs may look like:

cdn.uproxx.com

/lip bangs
 
2013-05-11 11:54:58 AM

Temporal_Mechanic: What bangs may look like:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x700]

/lip bangs


What do you mean, Zooey Deschanel is a mammal?

/and why are you so scared of a little bit of hair?
 
2013-05-11 11:56:52 AM

luidprand: The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.


It would take some getting used to. I still like her with eyes.
img29.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-11 12:01:15 PM
img29.imageshack.us
We all float down here, Richie...


/Or is it, "I am your real mother, Coraline"?
 
2013-05-11 12:01:15 PM
Still hot, but it definitely is a difference. She looks  a lot older without them and by that I mean I was surprised to see her and I were the same age. I thought she was 24-25 with the bangs
 
2013-05-11 12:24:24 PM

moothemagiccow: [www.coolmoviecaps.com image 610x352]


One day you will be cool...without bangs.
 
2013-05-11 12:38:15 PM
She's cute either way, but, yea, that's an amazing difference for such a small change.
 
2013-05-11 12:54:54 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Would hit that like the Heart Of Gold
//Of course, it's infinitely improbable I'd ever get the chance
 
2013-05-11 12:56:42 PM

moothemagiccow:


Came in for that shot. Thanks .

/one of these days you will be cool
 
2013-05-11 01:03:42 PM

bill4935: [img29.imageshack.us image 325x180]
We all float down here, Richie...


/Or is it, "I am your real mother, Coraline"?


I created New Girl to reach the stars, but it's gone much, much farther than that. It tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. When it crossed over, it was just a show. But when it came back... it was alive! Look at it, Miller. Isn't it beautiful?
 
2013-05-11 01:10:07 PM
She is approaching her mid-30s, so continuing to embrace the cute pixie look for too much longer might get weird.

And, yeah, I've never card for her music. M. Ward (the "Him") I do like, but together with her their music just sounds flat.
 
2013-05-11 01:13:45 PM
She looks a heck of a lot like Annette Bening without the bangs.
 
2013-05-11 01:22:46 PM

WienerButt: I clearly have a type. I would take her, Alexis Bleidel (sp?), Emily Blunt, Katy Perry, Alison Brie or Erin Burnett and be Ok.


This. Bonus, she's hirsute.
 
2013-05-11 01:27:46 PM

WienerButt: I clearly have a type. I would take her, Alexis Bledel (sp?), Emily Blunt, Katy Perry, Alison Brie or Erin Burnett and be Ok.


I caught a few minutes of some Lifetime movie with Ms. Bledel and Zach Levy last weekend(OK, more than a few minutes. Sue me), and was pleasantly surprised at how much she's "grown up". I haven't really seen much of her since the first season of Gilmore Girls, so I had no idea that she had blossomed into such an attractive young lady.
 
2013-05-11 01:35:08 PM
Sorry, folks - I'll be more careful posting pictures in the future.
 
2013-05-11 01:38:23 PM

verbaltoxin: [moffling.files.wordpress.com image 293x400]


I would bang this, elf suit on or elf suit off. Doesn't matter.
 
2013-05-11 01:48:36 PM

1. Put snakes on plane: Yeah, still hot, but I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.


I've always thought Emily was more attractive, too. Something about those green eyes...
 
2013-05-11 02:05:54 PM
Still not as bad as no-makeup-Zooey...

cdn.videogum.com
 
2013-05-11 02:25:09 PM

doglover: Bangs or no, long hair is better than short.


Personally I prefer women with short hair.
 
2013-05-11 03:06:56 PM

coffee fiend: 1. Put snakes on plane: Yeah, still hot, but I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.

I've always thought Emily was more attractive, too. Something about those green eyes...


I first saw her in Rose Red and thought "This girl is going to be gorgeous when she grows up" and she is. Zooey is a distant second.
 
2013-05-11 03:15:55 PM
With bangs or without, with makeup or without, I would still make a sticky mess in her dirty place.
 
2013-05-11 03:16:05 PM

titwrench: coffee fiend: 1. Put snakes on plane: Yeah, still hot, but I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.

I've always thought Emily was more attractive, too. Something about those green eyes...

I first saw her in Rose Red and thought "This girl is going to be gorgeous when she grows up" and she is. Zooey is a distant second.


[cantwehaveboth.jpg]
 
2013-05-11 04:06:19 PM

Temporal_Mechanic: What bangs may look like:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x700]

/lip bangs


Oh hey studman.
 
2013-05-11 04:23:54 PM

TomServo24: Still not as bad as no-makeup-Zooey...

[cdn.videogum.com image 521x750]


How is she not more attractive here?
 
2013-05-11 04:32:01 PM
ct.fra.bz
 
2013-05-11 05:06:03 PM
She looks like her mother in that photo.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-11 05:28:44 PM
she was 'orrible in Hitchhikers Guide
 
2013-05-11 05:32:34 PM
Example from a different "New Girl" actress:

i41.tinypic.com

i40.tinypic.com

Pretty in both but DAMN the bangs just do it for me for some reason.
 
2013-05-11 05:35:00 PM

teto85: She looks like her mother in that photo.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 610x410]


Mother was hotter.
 
2013-05-11 05:38:52 PM

Killer Cars: She is approaching her mid-30s, so continuing to embrace the cute pixie look for too much longer might get weird.


i88.photobucket.com

44 years old.
 
2013-05-11 05:49:20 PM
Zooey Deschanel's bangs are ruining Fark.
 
2013-05-11 06:02:36 PM

verbaltoxin: [moffling.files.wordpress.com image 293x400]


Welp, learn something every day.

Our 2 year old obsesses over "Elf", and it has gotten countless spins in the ol' Magnavox.

Until now, I had no idea the blonde was Katy Perry.
 
2013-05-11 06:38:41 PM
resources0.news.com.au
images.fashionnstyle.com

Now I can't unsee it...
 
2013-05-11 06:48:14 PM
Bangs do it for me for some reason too...I wonder why that is?
 
2013-05-11 07:09:52 PM

TomServo24: Still not as bad as no-makeup-Zooey...

[cdn.videogum.com image 521x750]


She is actually super lovely there. Imagine her making you breakfast after three hours of hawt monkey love....

/bunk
 
2013-05-11 07:52:02 PM
nope, Subby. She's still fine as hell.
 
2013-05-11 08:10:39 PM

RatMaster999: [resources0.news.com.au image 650x366]
[images.fashionnstyle.com image 500x757]

Now I can't unsee it...


You go to hell.
You go to hell and you die.
 
2013-05-11 08:39:46 PM
I know the feeling. My current GF is super gorgeous with bangs. Without the bangs, she's merely good looking.

Bangs = Steroids for beauty.
 
2013-05-11 10:04:52 PM
 
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